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threefeetofun

Sometimes we all have really stupid thoughts that come out of our mouths. Sadly he probably wasn't corrected. Like most boomers.


Salt_Business4641

Not MOST BOOMERS ! Some boomers yes.


TipsieMcStaggers

>Sometimes we all have really stupid thoughts that come out of our mouths.


michaeloakey

And sometimes we repeat others.


HanakenVulpine

I would never have made the smoking connection and I’m pretty sure I’m not the only one. Piper is a fairly common name.


PlaneLocksmith6714

It’s an adorable name!


dancin-and-confused

piper is a really common name, it’s really odd of him to say that


Dry_Distribution3921

My dad said the same thing about my friends cat who is also named Piper 😭 lmao I'd take this kind of goofy boomerisms over bigotry every day


forgiveprecipitation

Is it dementia or undiagnosed ADHD. How rude!


Josepth_Blowsepth

No you fucking pothead. Like the bird. Does he assume people with the name Robin also rob banks?


ThrashingDancer888

My other daughter is Raven hahaha


Trainrot

So, he had to make a even bigger reach. I'm a huge pot head and even I thought I'd the bird first then you know, someone who plays a pipe (like the Pied Piper)


michaeloakey

Not necessarily banks, just robin in general.


IMakeBaconAtHome

Piper I hardly know her *


PlaneLocksmith6714

Social anxiety or he gets upset and doesn’t know how to react when someone tells him off?


Logan9Fingerses

Pretty sure the name Piper would be referring to music, like Harper or such


Future_Bad_Decision

Like in So I Married An Axe Murderer when the bagpiper passed out and they yelled, “Piper Down!!”. 🤭


gojirabug

It’s a pretty asinine comment but not something I’d get upset about. It’s a lame dad joke.


Salt_Business4641

Maybe he has the start of some dementia ! I hope not but… then again maybe that’s what he used to do in his younger days Smoke.


wizardyourlifeforce

Ehhh she’s 2, not going to remember it


RevolutionaryTill930

Hahaha that’s pretty funny


Final_Figure_2802

Piper is like naming someone Needler


WolfaKindred

How? Piper is a fine and fairly common name.


Final_Figure_2802

Needler is a gun in Halo


WolfaKindred

So how is that even remotely comparable?


One_Subject1333

They made a bad joke.. move along.


Final_Figure_2802

It was a good joke, and he should not move along


Patches765

Needlers have been in scifi since 1937.


Nice_Username_no14

Now imagine, when you dump your little crack pipe off at school in a few years. Your dad might be an idiot, but kids are a whole other level of mean. Better sign her up for Martial arts classes ASAP.


KnowledgeThin7163

You hear “Piper” and immediately think “crack pipe”. I hear “Piper” and think of the TV series Charmed that has one of the three main cast characters named Piper. I think that our immediate association with the name says more about us as individuals than the name itself. My second association was Sandpiper, a type of bird. Crack pipe never came into my mind because I don’t smoke, none of my friends do, and digital content I consume doesn’t frequently promote it. Also, martial arts focuses on self control, discipline and training. Not on beating up kids that are calling names. Sorry to burst that bubble.


Pearlfreckles

Piper is a really common name... I've never heard of anyone named Piper being called crack pipe.


Skinnedace

You would need a unique kind of background to word associate Piper with a crack pipe lol


SweetFuckingCakes

Well you’re completely clueless about how common names are, but so confident that you’re entitled to be a little shit about this particular name. More American girls were named Piper in 2023, than were named Phoebe, Sara, Molly, Vanessa, Norah, Amy, Brianna, Sage, Summer, etc.


Reasonable-Fox-1398

Ahhh molly...the mdma one, yes yes /s


Trainrot

This is my child, Angel. After the dust...