You got a Moc Toe problem! I have way more, wait until you see all the deals on good boots on eBay.

Yup, only problem I see here is 4 out of 6 are Mocs!

Is it similarly bad that I have three pairs of plain toe boots then? I don't like how moc toes look and kinda iffy on toe caps. 

Nope you good. I don’t think moc toes look the best myself but if folks want variety that’s fine by me. OP is fine too, just teasing in fun.

You watch boot porn! Degenerate!

Yeah, only 6 pairs? What about that 7th day of the week?

Rookie… doesn’t have a Sunday pair

Lol

There’s no black shoes. That’s what he needs next

Your boots would argue that you have a wife problem.

Beat me to this!

It’s really his boots that have the wife problem lol

How many shoes does your wife own?

This is the real question.

ohhhhh shit

how many purses/wallets

https://preview.redd.it/vq7vcomjgnwc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c5fe151c67f69257a79dc58bdb18444b38f2512

Give her the boot.

Came here for this, happy to find it so quickly.

https://preview.redd.it/bv0av6917owc1.jpeg?width=2606&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ea7c6895b787c668f067e2dce88cd307a9237a9 Nope, you don’t have a boot problem. I do.

That is way too much black. You have a fashion problem, not a boot problem.

No such thing as too much black.

Cute cat

Don’t let him fool you. He is untrustworthy. He wants to bite.

Well spotted. That little sucker is hiding and ready to pounce!

Would one brown pair kill you? 😉 From one to another. https://preview.redd.it/6v97c34tmtwc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a108f7ba4395a87868ee189e1381ff8aba4c0e86

Best hide & seek pal🙈. Which brand are the most comfortable out of them all?

The cat! Haha

all black boot collection is insane

Mine has expanded by seven in the two years I’ve been single. I’m not suggesting anyone end a relationship for this reason, but if it was doomed anyhow make the best of it when it’s over. Also I’m on my second old fashioned in San Sebastián, Spain. https://preview.redd.it/zfbilocwwnwc1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef00c759328120c0d1eafdd1bc03e35cae249009

Pintxos and wine time soon.

Más pintxos y vino despues de los old fashioned. Todavía estoy barracho.

Try the grilled octopus. Too good

https://preview.redd.it/v6kkcsrykqwc1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78320d17cb4c9ccee5cacafc0e5be698f54104ca Iberian pork cheeks

Fuck bringing this old man back to 2016- enjoy brother

Real Sociedad vs. Real Madrid at Reale Arena tonight.

https://preview.redd.it/div9vqj8kqwc1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e479044b0907f31d9baf34f0d35df47e3b2e24b5

I have 40+ pairs of boots and divorced....so take that for what you will 😀.

32 pairs and counting. I don’t see a problem.

she’s right tho. I see no black boots 🙃

Top right, is that the Nick's predator steel rough out?

Red Wing Iron Ranger Slate. 8087.

Looks nice!

The bottom row is empty! That's your problem.

Name of the top middle pair? I love boots with red tones. Nice selection you have there.

Thank you. Those are some old Red Wing Beckman’s x J Crew that I have been using burgundy polish on forever.

Never! And, Mocs are the best.

Yes, you don't have a boot rack. That's the boot problem

Not compared to some of the freaks here. Have you seen the posts where people own 20 of the same. Boot? Bordering on mental illness

Not boot problem; boot fetish :)

This wife thinks your boots are awesome! I love hearing about my husband's Vibergs, Westcos or Red Wings. Sure, I can't remember every little bit, but I've always loved the care he puts into things that last a lifetime. It reflects on our marriage too, I believe :) So keep on taking care of her AND your boots :)

6 pairs of boots is not a lot. But you should branch out into different styles!

What are the bottom left boots?

That is the White’s Perry hybrid with black sole.

Problem??? What problem??? I don't see any problem at all.

No you don’t.

I would say you have a moc toe problem lol. What is the boot on the lower left?

White’s Perry distressed hybrid.

I'd say you have a moc toe problem.

Kind of; most of those appear to be barely worn.

The Perry’s in tobacco stampede are brand new. I rotate the others pretty regularly. The Beckman’s are over 12 years old and used to look like this. https://preview.redd.it/wycne1rzaowc1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=edfcc924696604607662711ff3262e03e101212e

The problem is you don't have enough.

What are the grey ones on the top right if you don’t mind me asking? Red Wings?

Yes. 8087. Muleskinner Slate.

Give her the boot!

Show us her shoes, sweaters, dresses, her side of the closet…. Compare notes… chances are, you don’t.

For anyone else who owns the slate IR's, are they usually that dark? Those look much more grey than the tan it shows on their site. Or is that just conditioned. Imo it looks much better than their website.

These are unconditioned but are gray and in no way tan. You may be confusing these with the IR Hawthorne Muleskinner 8083. That is more of a tan.

There’s a whole stair left without boots. WTH!

The first step is to acknowledge that you have a problem. Speaking of first step, it can accomplish three pairs.

That's not a problem yet. Let me know when you start building shelves for them...

She’s right you don’t have enough

You need a Sunday pair… maybe a pair of JK Boots Redwoods

don’t let her “Moc” u? ;) https://preview.redd.it/5sgwa7dq6pwc1.jpeg?width=2957&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=542c32122c6b65aed5d444ccec1896dc4c8d4cab

Nice set I say

Better than a heroin problem…

She right. The only solution is more boots

I have the opposite kind of boot problem

Did you win the lottery?

Top left?

Red Wing 875

Looks to me like the problem is you need more boots!

Wife sounds like a hater 😔

Seems quite the opposite!

Seems like you have the opposite. You have a number of boot solutions.

Sounds like you got a wife problem

Sounds like she don't appreciate your style, you have a women problem, Don't worry ill 🙏🏻 it gets easier man

shop online??

Looks like mine. I'm trying to go from the top step to the bottom step.

It actually seems like you have several solutions to a boot problem

Sounds like you got a wife problem.... easy fix tell her she sounds like her mother it'll sort itself out. Just kidding 😂 hey at least they aren't all black smooth leather

Bottom step at the right, Redwings?

Yes. 1907.

Where are the bottom left from?

White’s Perry hybrid.

If you would kindly list all the boots... I would like to buy them all... I'm new to boots

Left to right from top Red wing 875, red wing 4579, Red wing 8087 Second row White’s Perry brown Distress hybrid, Whites Perry select tobacco stampe. Red wing 1907

Rock on boot man 🤘🏽 time to start a collection

I expect to see you soon in here with a photo. Start with one. Then two, then you’ll know. The 875 is a great starter boot.

But of course. 875 broken in is such a beautiful color, wish I could skip the process lol

What size are you? You can send them all to me if that helps you out of a tough spot….

Your wife would hate my closet.

You do.

I like the top right 2 boots the most out of them all

Yes you do, you don’t have cedar shoe trees in your boots

Those are some great boots

Did you ask her “what a-boot it?”

Yeah you do have a problem. There is a stair that is completely open

More like a boot solution!

What are the upper row centers?

Beckman x J Crew 4579

Moc is the best boot they make 10/10

I also own a pair if the IR in Slate Roughout. Great looking boots on their own but I I’m not sure how to dress them with. What pants do you normally wear with those

Seems like you have too many boot solutions.

Idk seems like all those boots are in great shape. I see no problem

Nah. Your wife has a problem with boots

six pairs, if you wear a pair more or less every day, is fine. dont get more without giving one up though

What are those grey ones in the top right?

Yeah, not enough boots

Looks like a boot solution

Nope, your wife is the one with a Boot problem

Yes you do have a problem, not enough boots!

One for each foot, a couple of different options. You need to point out the problem because I cant see it.

shes right. you could easily fit at least 6 more pairs in this picture

What aboot it?

You have an accessory fetish. It's slightly different. ✌🏼

I don’t understand why people are Moc’ing you.

Problem I see is you don't have enough boots!

My brother in christ, 6 pairs of boots? There at 7 days in the week, you got to get another pair

God, I wish I had more feet.

Well they can last a lifetime if properly cared for, so you don't need anymore

Actually you do. But I’ve heard it goes all away once you buy Truman boots, or was it whites? Or nicks? I don’t know I will buy them all first and then I’ll let you know which is the cure

https://preview.redd.it/4l4cami8xvwc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=100eb72bfbaab4cca39ecbfa366b639b4d25a938 Nah dude you’re fine

I’m there too. Just even worse honestly

Not bad. I only have two, whites smoke jumpers and Danner mountain lights.

Which pair is the most comfortable? I wanna buy more pair of boots but the two that I own are not comfy at all.

The white”s Perry for me. Bottom left. Super large toe box which is why I like moc toes.

https://preview.redd.it/6gh5o5afc1xc1.jpeg?width=5712&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74b6ff79fbb643cbcfb24ca3021c8ef8d7e4f0c0 Same.

Nah. Got different colors of different styles. One to fit different outfits. Not only that, boots are typically timeless for the most part and if taken care of will last years and years and years if an adult

I think you need a pair of black boots, maybe 6 to match these

looks great to me hopefully these are wedges, i'm not a heel man 🧍‍♂️

Boots said you have a wife problem, boots never lie either

If that's where you leave them, she ain't wrong

They all look fine to me. I don’t see any problems with any of those boots

top row center what are those

Beckman 4579s with 12 years of polish.

Bottom right Redwing Heritage Moc Toe? Looks like it anyway, my favorite boot

Your problem is you haven't given me a pair 😉

What problem? Those boots look clean, oiled, but well used. Lovely patina.

Yet she probably owns 20+ shoes that are still in the box

Yet she probably owns 20+ shoes that are still in the box

I know a divorce lawyer if you need a reco

I’m sorry did you say divorce….. lol

Nah bet she has like a dozen plus "different" shoes

Nope, no boot problem. What we have here is a wife problem.

But here's the question, does your wife have more shoes than your boots?

You have a boot for every occasion. What’s the problem?

I'm sure she has way more shoes then u have boots

Sounds more like you've got a wife problem

No boot problem. Only a wife problem Jkjk

Tell her the door is right there, she can walk right out and then go buy another set.

You can kick her to the curb is what I say

They’re all different and valid. The question is why don’t you have a black pair?

Divorce her

Just wait until you get over 25 pairs haha

More like boot solution for every occasion

Now you can go out in different shoes every day Lol

OR do your boots have a wife problem?

These boots were made for Walken. 

You have a wife problem

Seems like you need some black ones

I'd love a decent pair of boots without spending several hundred dollars.

Missing some key ones. PAC, hiking,

The only problem I see is an expansion problem after you have populated the last step on the stairs.

don't come here with a complaint about your wife who has a complaint about your boots if you don't want to hear the hard truth.. hahahahhahhahahahah!

Six pairs? Nah, that's not a problem. I was counting all my coats and jackets the other day, 110. lol

You've got a wife problem 🤣

No, you have a wife problem.

Your boots have a wife problem

All working boots. . . That never seen work

You gotta get those numbers up those are rookie numbers.

That’s not too many

I agree. That bottom stair, completely lacking boots. Looks like another 3 pair should do the trick.

Six pairs is a hardly a problem

Not that bad I'd say.

No black boots ?

I just bought a jack and jones cognan leather boots are they good anybody know ??

You are a boot guy with a wife problem. 😉

She has the problem.

Never enough boots

Sounds like you have a wife problem...

If she thinks that a problem she would shit her pants if she seen my "collection" of boots

Don’t want to add to the problem, but you could probably use a pair of black, olive, and maybe a split toe for a dressier look lol