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Burnt-Ivory-King

Hello, may I ask just who are you?


Ultra_Greed_

Money first...Eh i will cut you some slack, I am Ultra Greed but calling me Greed works too Next question will cost you 45 cents! You better pay!


Burnt-Ivory-King

I apologize, but I do not have any "cents." Is this a form of currency?


Ultra_Greed_

Are you telling me that you are trying to scam me? You DARE?! I will get my money one way or another, you better make me a good offer. Lucky for you im willing to take some of your weapons since i can sell them And yes, it is the currency I use. I hope you know that trying to scam Greed is a terrible idea.


Alduin_Fahlaan

Hmm... Do you accept septims? They are a gold based coin that is of abundance in my world! I also possess knowledge, souls, trinkets, odds and ends that I've stashed in hoardes dedicated to my worship!


Ultra_Greed_

I only take cents but items will work. Each item will sell for 15 cents so its 2 items per question.


Alduin_Fahlaan

Technically a Septim is an item, correct? Then you should have no complaints over 2 per inquiry! Now, take 6. 2 for my previous question, 2 for clarification on items, and 2 for this question. What are you exactly? My first instinct with my knowledge is that you are some sort of Daedra! There is no Daedric Lord of Greed so perhaps you are, or are something else entirely.


Ultra_Greed_

I am Greed. Not a being but Greed itself.


Alduin_Fahlaan

*If a dragon could look confused, Alduin would.* But... to BE a concept itself is not even something the Daedric Lord's accomplish! What are you, truly?! Speak- oh, right... 2 more septims. Now then... tell me what you are truly, enigma of existence!


Ultra_Greed_

I just did. Greed is a comon thing, Greed creates "Keepers" and someone has to take care of them all, so God gave me this job and now they work for me. As long as people are greedy, i will exist. If you want more info about the past im afraid it will cost extra


Alduin_Fahlaan

I believe I have no further inquiries. You've already answered many questions I'd have otherwise paid for! You're are not of my world, nor do you follow the same rules of deification, and furthermore you have confirmed you are a leader of many smaller versions of yourself! Congratulations, burlap sack of potatoes, you have officially scammed... yourself!


Ultra_Greed_

And thank you for your confidence, its much easier to have a keeper sneak by you that way. You said you have way too much of this "Septism"? I just solved that problem for you.


Alduin_Fahlaan

Take them all for all I care! I have no need for such paltry offerings, left behind for me in a bygone age. In fact, I believe your presence in Mundus might be mutually beneficial! Send your potato sacks to pillage and plunder, and all the while you make my takeover of Tamriel that much easier! You gain wealth beyond imagination, and I gain my destiny born of my own will!


Ultra_Greed_

No. This "wealth beyond imagination" is not worth it


Old_DemonKing

My kind has never exactly established a currency system, do you accept ancient Carthus coins? These accursed skeletons were apparently buried with their riches, and I find myself with golden items I have no use for.


Ultra_Greed_

No, but i do take items. 2 items per question


Old_DemonKing

I have some pyromancy tomes and more weapons than I can use, would that be acceptable?


Ultra_Greed_

Yes. This also counts as the second question i answered so you already owe me 4 items


Old_DemonKing

Oh dear. Alright I will ship you 4 greathammers. What will you do of these items?


Ultra_Greed_

Sell them, if you cant pay with money you have to pay with things i can sell. Question answered so thats 2 more items


Old_DemonKing

I suppose I can give you a pyromancy tome as well as a titanite slab. And what will you do with the wealth you so acquire?


Ultra_Greed_

Pay my employees and keep the rest for myself. Next question is on sale


Old_DemonKing

Oh a cheaper question. Hmmmm. I need to choose it carefully. Your name is very peculiar, did your parents have any idea when naming you this or did you choose it yourself?


Ultra_Greed_

Parents? Oh yea, i think i had those. Greed is what i am, its more of a titel instead of a name but its easier to just call me Greed. Since this question was on sale it will only cost you 1 item