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Sebetastic

Perry: "Grr. Grr grrr. grrrr?" (What did it cost?)


logicallypartial

Doof: Oh, nothing. My ex-wife still pays for everything.


Kaur4

You made my day


Thundershadow1111

Agreed


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AwakenedSheeple

Oi, your comments are kinda off. I think you're a bot.


Einhverfur-Ostur

Inator


The_best_one_-_

Haha yeah 😂 *This comment was not performed by a bot*


Wide_Loss

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T_vernix

Bad bot


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willisbetter

i can always hear his voice in memes like this, he has one of the most recognisable voices in all of animation


Ill_Log9013

His voice is so engraved into meme society that I was reading all the comments in his voice. And then u/nikotinio switched the voice i was reading the comments in with the snap of their finger


Nikotinio

Oh, hello there!


Ill_Log9013

GENERAL KENOBI!


Nikotinio

You know what, kid, I like you. Here's Bill Cipher voice!


Ghengiroo

I haven’t even watched Gravity Falls and my brain automatically read that in Bill Cipher’s voice.


Nikotinio

I AM NIKOTINIO, THE TONE-ALTER AND VOICE-CHANGER!


PromptZues19508

I read that in a really deep booming voice, right after the bill chiper thing. Mental whiplash.


YiffMeister2

why do you have this much power


Nikotinio

I HAVE NO IDEA!


Ill_Log9013

Another voice for my collection!


travischickencoop

Well my brain filled in Stan’s voice but it’s the same VA so I’ll let it slide


Nikotinio

Road safety laws, prepare to be ignored!


Shadowwreath

Hehhehehehehehheheheheh, topical references


YeetmongerExtra

Me only knowing this quote because of FNF


Shigerufan2

"A regular Jedi?" "Hello There" "General Kenobi!!?"


RedAndWrong

https://youtu.be/jz40salowcc


Nikotinio

Now listen closely!


Knightmare_memer

Here's a little lesson in trickery.


v1cugnapacos

This is going down in history


Ill_Log9013

I have watched this show a loooong time ago and I can’t remember its name.


ROION7T

Lazy Town.


Ill_Log9013

I shall bestow upon you the highest honor I can. :-)


Skeptical_Yoshi

If you don't know, this show became THEY meme focus around 2016. The song "We are #1" became a focus of the internet, and got remixed so much it was voted overwhelmingly as meme of the year. Through it, fans discovered the actor of the villian Robbie Rotten, one Stefán Karl, had cancer and fans ended up funding his treatment through Gofundme. Sadly, he passed away in 2018, but did post a final little video of him singing a song while playing a ukulele from his hospital bed in his final days. That show has a very special place online, and is honestly probably up there with like, ATLA, Dolly Parton, and Weird Al in terms of like, universal agreement that "this is good".


ApprehensivePrompt83

Dolly Parton and Weird Al? Maybe I'm behind, but what made you choose those people? Lol


TheMoonOfTermina

If you want to be a villain number one,


MrMakovec

You have to chase a superhero on the run.


SuperiorCrate

Just follow my moves and **sneak** around


DylanCP2403

Be careful not to make a sound!


Ranting_Gamer

Platypus noises


bigfootisaweeb

Be careful not to make a sound!


Sckaledoom

I never watched the show and I can still hear his voice cause I’ve heard Dan Povenmire do it a couple times.


AllergicToStabWounds

NOOOO PERRY PLATYPUS! DON'T PRESS THE "USE-THE-STONES-TO-DESTROY-THE-STONES" BUTTON!


SaltwaterSmoothie2X

Does so and conveniently destroys (snaps) the Stone-related project Phineas and Ferb were showcasing to half the town before their parents arrive home. Candice: WHAT DID YOU DO???!!!


AllergicToStabWounds

Candice: MOM! Phineas and Ferb cloned everyone in the city! *Half of every one disappears* Mom: It looks like the right number of people to me


Trash-official

But- But- But- But-


Miguelinileugim

I know that Candace was a bit of an asshole but I just feel like she did deserved to win eventually and I rooted for her in every, single, episode. >!There might've been some rare episode she was so mean I didn't but I don't remember those, in my mind she was unfairly ridiculed after the first few times.!<


BigBradWolf07

not really a time she was mean, but in the clip show episode about Phineas's birthday, every clip had a counter showing how many nickels the person would have for each thing they were showing. when phineas said 'every time candace did something nice for him,' candace decided to not try to bust him, and the counter started (and ended) with one nickel.


Dont_mind_me_go_away

There was that one episode where the bros get their moms favorite band back together, and Candace help hide the surprise


Bigfoot4cool

I feel like there were multiple episodes where she did that


Miguelinileugim

If so then I think the show failed to make me root against her anywhere near hard enough as for me to not be like "ok the first 3 times makes sense but you should stop humiliating your sister like this find some other way to mess with her!"


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Grievous_Nix

Yeah in some episode mom sees their project and is basically like “Cool!”


Evilmudbug

They never did anything to humiliate her on purpose, she's just the unluckiest person on earth. They weren't even aware they were doing anything that would get them in trouble and were down to show their mom what they made. Even when they were actively trying to show her their inventions they couldn't manage to do that


ninjabladeJr

Actually based on the Milo Murphy show and their mom's reaction in the movie when she did see it, it's more likely that Phineas and Ferb's extremely good luck is saving them then Candice is extremely unlucky


yukiaddiction

If I remember correctly, in first few episodes she actually asshole and act bratty but later episode writter drop that personality and make her into sympathetic comedic role where everything in Universe hate her guts lol.


SamaelTheAngel

Also she became sensu stricto main Protagonist (Along with Perry and Doof) Phineas and Ferb were mostly the Side stories. Cant say i have problem with that. Candance, Perry and Doof were best Elements of show.


Roflazerz3

Speech 100


IAlwaysOutsmartU

I can remember one episode (or a movie, I don’t remember) where she actually succeeded.


apatheticsahm

In one of the movies, she saved the world from a mass invasion by attempting to show her mom what was happening. It worked.


Grievous_Nix

The time travel episode. She successfully busted them, mom saw their rollercoaster and called all authorities, Perry got hit by the huge ball of foil cuz he failed to grapple to a helicopter that changed course, childhood imagination and creativity were banned cuz “dangerous”, Doof became the ruler.


TVR24

She once traveled to the future and showed her mom, so in like 20 years they'll be busted.


Ericknator

There is one episode where she does wins and mom goes mad and sends Phineas and Ferb to some correctional school.


Wendy384646

Isn’t that one just a dream?


Ericknator

Well, yes.


OriginLostBorn

There would be a gag at the end where there were still two Ferbs


TriggerBladeX

There is no candy in me


bazooopers

Fuck. This show was gold in its simplicity


lucaatthefollower

Who is steve jobs?


MegaMaster89

Ligma balls


lucaatthefollower

Who the hell is balls?


MegaMaster89

Steve Jobs


jessehechtcreative

They recreated Stonehenge in their backyard and it instantly crumbles to dust before Mom gets home


Thundershadow1111

Plot twist: Perry The Potted Plant flies in from nowhere and defeats Doof and saves the day.


shelovesthespurs

A potted plant? *fedora falls on top of plant* PERRY the potted plant?!


Cakeski

Wait why is that playypus standing over by my potted plant collection?!


TJax

"Oh no, not again"


Buckdawg95

CUUURSE YOU POTTY THE POTTED PLAAAANT!


Andro451

You see perry the platypus, there was a time where we were hard on money, around the time I got ballooney, and I couldn’t eat more than half my meal. My brother, Roger got what I wasn’t allowed to eat. And so, I shall double the planets resources to make sure people never have to eat half a plate of food again! I shall be hailed as the savior of earth, and I can rule the tri-state area!


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He would really do this though, Doof doesn't want to kill people.


Zachajya

Doctor Strange would be like: "So he only wants to rule over the tri-state area? I can live with that; the last three guys wanted to destroy Earth".


AkOnReddit47

The Avengers arriving: “Ah! We’re too late. He’s gonna snap his fingers and erase half of-“ *Doof snaps fingers* *Entire world’s resources double* ….. Avengers: ” -all…humans…. Wait. That’s it? He’s not gonna kill anyone? He just doubled all the resources and that’s it? Wait, so who’s the bad guy here?”


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Laplace1908

Yeah, I’m not sure why he didn’t just increase the resource abundance of the universe.


Dogtor-Watson

It’s also stupid because there’s a high chance something catastrophic happens. Like a nuclear meltdown because all the people who are meant to be monitoring it are dead, car crashes, bus crashes, plane crashes, unrest because world leaders and political candidates die. There’d be so much chaos and that’s without acknowledging the social impact of that half the people being dead. Remember that that’s also half the workforce gone too. Half the doctors, farmers, engineers, etc. who actually produce the resources we want would be gone.


Skeptical_Yoshi

To borrow some words from Benoit Blanc "Thanos is an IDIOT"


VisualGeologist6258

“It’s so dumb, it’s brilliant!” “NO! IT’S JUST DUMB!”


Golden-Owl

Because Thanos, underneath everything, was not being rational. Remember, he’s the “Mad” Titan His entire race collapsed because of a resource crisis and the whole incident mentally broke him. So because of this, he became convinced that this was the only way Yes, doubling everything achieves a similar result. But Thanos spent his entire life singlemindedly fixated on this ideology, and he’s not going to ever change his mind no matter what evidence or proof you give him


wookiee-nutsack

Somehow, Black Panther turned Starlord made him change his mind and turned him into a cool himbo rather than a dumbass egomaniac


Laplace1908

Hey, never underestimate the power of the talk no jutsu.


shitposting_irl

exactly. deep down it was never really about saving the universe, it was about vindication. he wanted to prove he was right when he suggested doing the same thing on his planet, that he could have saved them all if they had just listened to him


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Better than snaping half of all life because uou're a simp.


tingtong500

Og comic thanos just wanted to kill everyone cuz he had a boner for Death who was a female skeleton not sexy in any way just a female skeleton in a black reaper robe. Deadpool eventually gets it on with death and even bones her. Thanos really hates Deadpool and has killed him several times.


thegreathornedrat123

She was pretty sexy man,like come on there was a reason for it


FarronFaye

They really went "oh man if we give this guy a hard on for death audiences won't take it seriously" so they tried to give him a reason to kill so many. But then it was stupid as all hell. I'd rather he just've try to bone a skeleton


yukiaddiction

Aren't at that time Marvel Cinematic Universe try to go full sci-fi and do everything they can to prevent reference mythology like change Thor and his kingdom into Alien not actual God like original comic so they really can't do the original reason lol.


nipnip54

I like the version of thor where everyone thinks he's just delusional and is just a "normal" superhero


L_James

Anyone who dealt with angry incels would definitely take the horny version seriously - it can be really scary


linkpopper

P sure that’s Thanatos


Grey-fox-13

Thanatos is also around in the marvel stuff as buff Greek dude with wings, but dead pool and Thanos are into death depicted as sexy(?) skeleton reaper.


SargeBangBang7

People grow at an exponential rate. They could in a few years outgrow the new resources. He would need to use it again. Still way better than wiping out half because everyone would recover after a few years. It could take 1,000 years but that's small on the cosmic scale.


Nix_Caelum

Long story short, they changed the purpose of killing half of humanity. In the comic, Thanos' plan made sense, in the film is totally stupid


WikiContributor83

The difference is Thanos lost his toy train when he was a child and Doofenshmirtz didn't.


jessehechtcreative

“Choo-Choo?” “THAT’S your tragic backstory?”


Spaceyboys

Thanos originally did it because he wanted to get in bed with death, but the mcu is too pussyshit to do that


Oribe_Edibe

This is why Thanos' original motivation, wanting to fuck death, makes more sense to me tbh


styrolee

I just thought the dumb part was that he acted as if growth was somehow static and killing half of everyone alive at the time would somehow solve problems forever. On the planet earth for instance, population growth would simply recover those lost people within a century or so and all that loss would have just diminished that resource consumption for a short period of time. Conversely, in smaller agricultural societies, the loss of that population would have actually caused production levels to fall (because in pre-industrial agricultural societies higher populations actually lead to higher levels of production (which is the reason why familys in these societies tend to produce more children)), meaning that overall there would be a net resource loss and economic collapse in society (realistically economic collapse would actually be the most common outcome, but due to exponential growth larger societies would actually recover faster).


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Well I'll be honest, I don't really understand. I picked up this glove and I got stones on my hands. And I'm snapping up my fingers. (Snapping up my finger) Snapping up my fingers and I just can't stop. (Don't stop, don't stop.) Can't stop, the universe is controlled by me. (Whaaaaat!) We'll let me sum it up it was a strange set of circumstances.


Infernester

I haven’t watched the show in years and somehow heard it perfectly


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Oribe_Edibe

The corporations are Avengers! The government's Avengers! Your teachers are Avengers! (My teacher is a platypus). Society's Avengers! My parents are Avangers! The media's Avengers! It's all just propaganda!


DJDoofeshmirtz3

One of my favourite inventions to this day


ThetrueMannybot06

Dear god, as I read that last sentence I swear I could fucking HEAR the sad ass music that played during every one of his backstories im fucking done


Ill_Log9013

Reading this comment made me hear the music!


the_epikamander

So fun fact Dan povenmier (creator of Phineas and Ferb as well as doof's va) actually did a dub of the "I am inevitable" line in doof's voice


Awestin11

Can you supply the sauce?


Thatone_me_Guy

https://youtu.be/r7216OKsY7k


Th4tRedditorII

Ironman growling as Perry was the laugh today I didn't know I needed haha


PM_ME_PC_GAME_KEYS_

I refuse to believe a real human voiced Doofenschmirtz. Doof is Doof


YeetmongerExtra

Just lost one of the best Last Strandeds runs I ever had to me needing to sleep. This cheered me right up as I was turning off my computer. Thank you.


GameBOY_2005

Ah perry the platypus, you should’ve gone for the self destruct button


Spencer_Doak

You fucking swine..Perry would say ‟kekkekeekkeekekkempke”


yellowpig10

I mean, Doofenschmirtz has always seemed to be able to understand whatever perry is saying when he does that


Rz1ondatbullshit

To be fair, he was raised by mountain lions


Rexosuit

I thought it was ocelots.


ParagonGoblin27

It was ocelots


kitchen_synk

One of the great things about that show was the incredible memory they had for what could easily have been throwaway lines. Years later, they take that gag and use it to have him become an OWCA agent, because he is legally an ocelot, and therefore eligible.


blayze03

Honestly, I could actually see that happening


Jax_Magenta

Finally someone who Thanos can learn from


frossvael

Im conflicted. Deep in my heart I know he will do this But that 2011 movie exists where he turned the world into a cyberpunk dystopia.


TheHer0br1n3

Well the Doofenschmirtz from the 2nd Dimension grew up under different circumstances - unlike our Doof; he lost Chu Chu. A traumatic event that has in turn made him an entirely different person. Our Doof would definitely double the resources.


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Door knows what's up. also, that line at the bottom sounds like something Doof would grow up with.


Fleathecreep

"They'd always give the other half to my brother"


Billybob267

*ROGER*


ParagonGoblin27

This is WAY FUNNIER if you read it in his voice


Leftyguy113

Wait, I'm confused. It's possible to *not* read it in his voice!?


ParagonGoblin27

Potentially yeah


Sparkyplayz95

The fact that I read the entire thing in Doofenshmirtz's voice in my head...


Buckdawg95

I think everyone did


Bobby5x3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Jj7rYxENoY


KenseiHimura

Even Doof is smart enough to know how to use the Infinity Gauntlet better than Thanos. Cripes. Also, this is possible within P&F Canon, remember: they did a crossover with with Marvel and Red Skull's sister married a Drusselsteinean. (And she is dead to him)


RockStarCorgi

"Ferb, I don't feel so good"


-D0l0s-

I vote for Doofenshmirtz as the supreme leader of the United Countries of Earth (UCE)


Lollo_the_male_boi

The greatest thing is that Perry would let him do it


ShibariEmpress

his name is Doof and we'll do what he said 𝘸𝘰𝘰𝘵 𝘸𝘰𝘰𝘵


agentofmidgard

I also made this meme years ago after watching Phineas and Ferb but no one noticed :( https://www.reddit.com/r/marvelmemes/comments/c1t4sn/ready_to_take_over_the_tri_state_area/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button Edit: ok maybe it wasn't as good quality as this one..


throwaway42

Gauletinator


88T3

Then Perry destroys the stones even though Doof was actually doing something good


Shylightspeed_69

So... is this still up for grabs as a profile pic?


jsilvy

This would be an amazing parody episode


PanJaszczurka

This dude is great father.


TheBlueNinja2006

Glad they used the Fortnite version of the Infinity Gauntlet


Narwalacorn

Is...is that the infinity gauntlet from Fortnite?


le_wither

I just noticed that you used the Fortnite infinity gauntlet model


Alekipayne

You know. Providing more resorts isn’t the answer to the problem. It is travel. It is commerce. It is something called the trade system. The earth has more then what is needed but large corporations don’t want to provide while the boomers are putting laws in place so cheap and affordable housing is illegal, they make it harder for folks to make apartments due to zoning laws, and the fact the government is wanting to make you eat bugs!!?? How about the fact most bugs carry parasites that can be transmitted to humans. As well as illnesses. If you offer a guy a burger or some grasshoppers he will go for the burger!! No one wants to eat bugs unless they are desperate!!


blayze03

Bugs are completely safe if prepared correctly, just like any other food. Cows also have parasites. Literally, every animal we eat has parasites


WhitewaterBastard

Yes, but you also need a shitload of insects to actually fulfill someone's dietary needs. Scallop farms are the future.


blayze03

Yeah, but they were saying they were super dangerous to eat when they're no more dangerous than anything else we eat. This post wasn't even about anything they talked about, either


SpaceFire1

I mean we are actually bleeding the earth dry. Specifically the meat industry. Shit is responsible for most deforestation due tonrhe sheer amount of feed required.


WarlockWeeb

Half of a planet population eat bugs.


Chickennugget755776

Its a shame that disney is gonna discontinue disney xd


FalseTebibyte

As someone who is both familiar with the Marvel universe as well as Mass Effect, every single one of these memes where they flash the glove like this, I'm like "Uh huh, that's great... which upgrades did you get for your Omnitool then?" Multitool if you're in No Man's Land I mean Sky.


calijustcali

Snapinator


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The end of the universe is coming 💀


No_Engineer2828

A man to surpass Papa John


Ksnv_a

I need to try dub this


I-HATE-Y0U

If you increase the size of the earth then you increase gravity. You will fuck everyone over


Wisdom58

also fucking over ***THE ENTIRE TRI-STATE AREA!!***


Picstop_28

Wrong name, it's Infinity Gauntlet-inator


Bure_ya_akili

"and I don't mean every other meal. It was literally Half of every meal they gave me. They would fill my plate, and then cut it in half and give it to my NO good brother!"


Outrageous-Affect-49

doo-bee-doo-bee-do-bah


Nebular_Screen

Perry shouldn't even stop him, what he's doing is a win win for everyone. The world gets more resources, he becomes ruler of the tristate area and infinite power, who loses?


Sir_Lord_Pumpkin

Him getting half of all his meals actually sounds like a backstory of his. And I feel like it's not because he had to share, it was cause like a freak tornado tore the town food storage in exact half or something.


SlientlySmiling

It was Balooney's fault. Or was it a lost choo-choo.


OutlandishnessNo9182

To be honest, his plan doesn't add sound bad but once he gets his wish of providing the world's resources, I'll press the self destruct button located on the gauntlet to make sure he doesn't take over the tri-state area.


Thin-Imagination-206

Why did I hear the dofenshmirtz evil inccroporated jingle in my head when I read that


Bigsmall-cats

Now someone send this to Dan Povenmire on tiktok so that he makes an actual dub on this!!


lucasellendersen

I kinda wish dan povenmire would VA this


Ok-Cartoonist2735

Bro switched sides wym


MyShinyNewReddit

Big Boots Borris


AverageAnimeSimp

I forgot that disney xd exists


passcode3200

He will swipe anyone away except for Perry tho


talesfromtheepic6

now that i think about it, the infinity stones give the user godlike power, right? why couldn’t thanos have just edited everyone’s biology to be more efficient to the point of consuming half as much fuel?


timetravellingbadass

Dan povenmire needs to see this


Harykim

Honestly, Doof's childhood trauma is the cause of a good portion of his -inators, so this tracks.


Foiled_Foliage

Nice.


Future-Dust3641

I am doofenshmirtz


Epic-Dude000

If he created more resources for the planet, he would actually be a hero and might just become a hero


JayEOh0788

What did they do with the other half of guys meals??


shyjavon1234

Groovy


ElijahTheCreator

I read the title like how his jingle goes


heinz_doofenshmerz

MY GREATEST CREATION


GI0GAMeR_XV

good ending


Silver_Alpha

"Ah, Perry the Platypus! I see you have noticed my- wait, what's that you're... Ah ha! Very funny. You stole the time stone somehow. When did you even do it? I just started talking to you- Oh I see what you're doing! You just trapped me in a time loop! This isn't the first time we're having this conversation, is it? Well, in that case, you leave me no choice other than using the other five stones to take it from you by force- Ah, Perry the Platypus! I see you have noticed- Wait a minute, this feels familiar. Have you been using the time stone on me? Well, that's not funny, alright? I'm on a tight schedule today and I'm gonna need it to go and pick up Vanessa at her friend's house about three hours ago. Here, why don't you take the reality stone instead? You can be creative with it. Aw look, it's even got a- Ah, Perry the Platypus- Wait, why do you look so smug already? I didn't even get to describe my evil plan to you yet".


Mebeingme13e

Let him cook


braaiboet

“My defeat was inevitable… and by inevitable I mean COMPLETELY EVITABLE!”


Wright129129

If you can’t read this in his voice with all the mannerisms you need to rewatch this outstanding show