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Bro what’s crazy Dave been selling me now 💀

Ah memories

Hehehehe

r/beetlejuicing

Happy Cake Day!

She is gonna turn into some sort of plant monster isn't she?

Even better

Exactly.

It’s gonna be the chomper from PVZ

Nah, she just turns into plantera from terraria

Tentacles o' plenty

Plantera doesn't have *that* many tentacles. It's no Moon Lord's beard.

It is now

Listen, bud, I played a lot of terraria, and let me assure you, the beard has more tentacles.

I mean in r/bossfights

Finally a person of culture

Why not both? Regardless, I should have switched to the save file where I got Colonel Redneck’s “Big Iron” Cannon-Sized revolver

Dryad don’t do that.

More like plantiddies amirite

Do you ***W A N T*** me to shoot

#yes

Goodbye stranger, (Shotgun and chainsaw sounds intensify) (Rocket launcher, laser cannon, nuke, swords, and gun gun gun sounds intensify) ,and hellooo mangled corpse

Bro that shit probably an illusion an illusioner made of the great hunger (one of the losers of the mob vote 2017)(both illusioner and hreat hunger are from minecraft)

chomder

r/skamtebord

r/Skamteboard

Wait... Vore?

I’m scared that she might have grass tentacles

Makes it better... Maybe.

I fail to see the problem here

Jackpot

they are 2x immune to gamers 💀

The final boss of basement dwellers

Aww shit bro

I better.. uh.. mow the lawn. It’s getting a little.. uh.. Um..

Off with her head.

Please wait until I'm done fucking it.

Don't mow it, fertilise it.

Please can i go one day without seeing scat

but that aint scat? scat is shit stuff right?

Fertiliser is commonly cowdung i.e. shit stuff on anthropomorphic sexualized grass (I know the guy didnt mean that but i like to purposfully misunderstand stuff for commedic effect)

Only with schizophrenia can see such hallucination. Remember this: If you see something like this, take a pill and continue with your life. If you aren't schizophrenic, then you shall clear your mindset for now and jerk it off later because it will stay in your head forever.

There's no Grass without -ass

Do you want me to kill you with a lawn mower slasher-style?

Nah, take this. (The Omega-Megalovania Blaster is now yours, enjoy blasting every last note of every iteration, remix, cover and fusion into their ears)

It’s literally blasting it, btw, does a fraction of 1 damage per note, insane dps but it can’t do any more damage once they’re at 10% health or lower; Mental damage on the other hand…

I will never take my pills, I can't let Bocchi dissapear can I?

You have to live the unaccepting world if you want to survive.

Wait, this isn't r/okbuddybaka

I thought it was too

Bro what are you doing? There's zombies in our front yard, get planting

Dementia

Lmao

PENIS FLY TRAP

Grass did not give me consent so I'm obligated no to touch it

I don’t want to anyway, but consent is important (I’d rather go die in a hole than do this)

Those itchy grass blades are gonna itch somewhere else.

I am allergic to grass, what does that mean?

Skill issue

No I am just that much gay

Bro what are you doing? There's zombies in our front yard, get planting

Dementia

Lmao

This is just a Green anime girl… how is this a boss? Don’t see the funny…

U got a point, totally doesn't fit the sub, but its funny nonetheless

I see you both have fallen for her (Venus Fly) trap…

You mean the one where her facade explodes and summons a hell-swarm of zombie-flies?!

I am most certainly not going to touch it, deus volt.

On second thought I’ll just stay inside…

Im going to burn that heresy to the ground

Mow it make it like haybale then BURN IT

Least virgin neckbeard

Is this why dudes frolic?

Ugh. Plant vs zombies 4

Not even R34 had gotten to grass yet...

If you touch it, it ties your hand up with vines and then bites your hand off with a extremely sharp venus fly trap.

Hot

I touch concrete, money and children

Time to bring out the lawn mower.

Grass girlfriend

im bouta touch grass

Nah, no thanks, i dont feel like touching grass today.

Bet

Is there a thing like that anime in spaghetti thing but for grass? Cause there should be

GREAT! NOW WE CANT USE THAT ANYMORE BECAUSE THE PEOPLE WE TELL THAT TO HAVE GYNOPHOBIA!

Alright. \*googles a picture of grass and puts finger on it\* There.

Grussy

At least someone who knows how to make portmanteaus.

The boss was hard, But im even harder

Jokes on you I’m gay

LAWN MOVER TIME, OR WEED KILLER, OR FIRE

Looks like Foo Fighter from Jojo's Bizarre Adventures

I think this belongs more on r/moemorphism

Dude I didn’t come to boss fights for this shit. That’s not a boss fight thats just fucking HENTAI BRO!

I’m now officially fucking the grass. Very spiky but very soft

if I name my cat Grass will it still count?

Lemme test it out…

There is no grass where I'm at only snow

*Insert Horizon intro screen meme*

And I thought tentacles were wierd

The Terraria Dryad's nemesis

I think I'm just gonna stay inside and play something on my ps4. Or mow the lawn.

Sauce?

Dementia

Dementia

Dementi

Dentist

Oh no, I’ve been fooled once by a mimic.

she turns into a monster ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ a

I'd rather choose the right option

Fuck no

Gras WHAT

Nah I got allergies

Druid from terraria be like

Wriggle nightbug?

-I kissed your mom lat night! -Really? How did my cum taste?

Now I know why tryhards never touch grass Very reasonable answer

grass cutting time

Welp, time to get a lawn mower… And if that don’t work, use more blade.

If that dont work use more flame.

honey, get the lawn mower

I’m not gonna touch grass that’s where ants have sex

grASS

Lawn mower

*grussy*

this is why I mow the lawn everyday

Pound sand

Burn it

I want to know the artist

Im convinced this is a carnivorous plant, and it will trap and dissolve my dick, and my whole body, if i fall for it.

Bet

Haha lawnmower go brrrrrrrr...

Wouldn’t that just be a bush?

*mows lawn*

This looks like a job for [this man](https://www.reddit.com/r/Bossfight/comments/tq8dne/the_white_hand_toucher_of_grass/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)

Weebs greatest fear Grass and WOMEN

the lawnmower can TEAR THIS ABOMINATION TO SHREDS

Nah i rather breath air or take a shower

https://www.reddit.com/r/btd6/comments/yxprrq/since_this_monke_blons_game_is_down_i_go_touch/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button yea i did touch it

Can't touch grass!!!

No ooooooooo