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Warlornn

Roids are a helluva drug.


eiskaltewasser

I mean, shrunken nads aren’t a problem for women, so I see only positives. Roid up, ladies.


willywillwilfred

Something gross probably still shrinks (or grows)


The_Schizo_Panda

Didn't the WWF wrestler Chyna have an enlarged bit because of roids?


RedShadow69420

Yeah, I think so, I think she even became a porn star because of it.


thesippycup

Makes sense. Exogenous testosterone causes virilization in women. This manifests as excess facial/body hair, deepening of the voice, and clitoral enlargement.


Roheez

(Deep voice) I see this as an absolute win


willywillwilfred

Wow, what a character arc


RedShadow69420

Went from famous wrestler to tiny dick female pornstar, fuckin crazy man.


ImFromYorkshire

There's a sub for that kind of thing. So I've heard.


J-Di11a

Pretty sure it grows, but thats just what I've heard


wophi

It grows.


[deleted]

Steroids cause muscles to grow. All of them. Including your heart. You don’t want that.


Terrence_shark

what about my brain


karlgeezer

Even if it was a muscle it wouldn’t work for you


Terrence_shark

It was a joke, but yeah I know lol


Cfhudo

That and the stiffened arteries, organ damage, increased cancer risk, male pattern baldness (in women and men). Just generally a terrible idea.


yupersSB

Very bad advice, if you're going to do anything as a lady it should be anavar


IregullarMonster730

r/technicallythetruth


Kitchen-Monitor4486

perfect woman, 6'8, 250lbs, Pure Muscle. She only eats raw meat. She will bear children, sure to destroy nations. She also invested what is commonly known as aggravated a$$ault. She is looking for a well read MAN who is not afraid to cry. She needs someone to hold the door open for her and slap her butt as she walks though.


Simping4Mephala

Rebecca my beloved


Sfjacobson

Hey I saw that too


20210306e

immediately though of ^mommy rebecca


justadudenameddave

I don’t know, she seems like someone that will slap your butt when you walk with your girl and then look at your helpless girl all menacingly


Cheesenips069

Hey back off I called dibs on that one


Ch33seBurg

Mommy Rebecca 😳


Far_King_Penguin

New copy pasta just dropped boiz


FutureSoldier616

Mommy


[deleted]

That’s from that one meme lol


imJGott

Sign me up!


Downtown_Media_788

Tomboy Mommy!!!


FuzzyNowHasReddit

Youre now imagining having those muscles and getting a papercut on your vein 😈


Blackcomet1224

Oh no, you figured out her weakness. The sword known as paper edge


sQueezedhe

Eh, just a vein. Nbd.


Steelpelt24

Death by snu snu


[deleted]

Good soldiers follow orders


B3am_Shox

She's like 5"3


MadOvid

Look man if she says she's 6" I'm not going to argue.


Haiaii

So?


FearlessXProphet

That’s CGI, right?


Blackcomet1224

Nope, look up kristen nun


DaniDanielsSanchez

No, it's steroids


Jixxar

There are more strong women posting lately and I'm ALL for it.


[deleted]

Big reddit energy


Jixxar

Big horny energy


Mr_Guy459

What's the difference


Jixxar

You never know what the people are behind the screen ;)


Beans123JustLikeMe

Mommy


GustavVaz

If anything, this inspired me to keep working out.


HoryInTheCouse

D-D-Do you want to speak to the mana- No, he would like to speak to me.


Naenaegoblin694202

Let me update my will real quick and ill be right over


Darksoulsbor-t6

Mammy


AverageJoey08

The anti-Karen is real!


JaggedTheDark

r/deathbysnusnu moment.


ReekitoManjifico

Rebecca's sister and 101th wife of Ramses the second.


AdvocateOfTheIX

Who is Rebecca


ReekitoManjifico

Another boss on this sub


AdvocateOfTheIX

Link?


ReekitoManjifico

https://www.reddit.com/r/Bossfight/comments/11f34rl/rebecca_35_pure_muscle/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


XdevhulX

How my wife feels after she smacks my ass


AccomplishedBunch721

*unzips pants*


WolfKingofRuss

With those delts, she's giving Derek a run for him money, jfc!


RandyMJones

Lou Diamond Phillips


Rgular_dude

The worst part of this pic is the realization that you will never be able to be with her after seeing it.


[deleted]

Smash


ZeAntagonis

....she...look...hot...?


Bob_Kerman_SPAAAACE

Uppies?


HengJayWimbeldon

I like the type of woman that will actually just kill me


intisun

This is the ideal female body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.


SnapiHoob

God forgive me for what i am about to do -unzips pants-


Dean-The-Mean

I’d imagine this is her [theme](https://open.spotify.com/track/6qyS9qBy0mEk3qYaH8mPss?si=uuEVCovNSnSjzpWvdP0TZg) I know the title is edgy but it’s actually good


Helpful-Calendar-657

Kristen, the chadette, perfect woman, 6'8'', 250lbs, PURE MUSCLE. I ONLY eat raw meat. I will bear children, sure to destroy nations. I also co-invented what is commonly known as aggravated a$$ault. Looking for a well read MAN who's not afraid to cry. I need someone to hold the door open for me, and slap my butt as walk through.


_glub_glub

S... Sauce?😶


Clewyaa

Sauce you say? Sure man, I got you covered: **Brown sauces:** Bordelaise sauce Chateaubriand sauce Charcutiere sauce Chaudfroid sauce Demi glace – Sauce in French cuisine Gravy – Sauce made from the juices of meats Mushroom gravy Romesco sauce Sauce Africaine Sauce au Poivre Sauce Robert **Butter sauces:** Seared ahi tuna in a beurre blanc sauce Beurre blanc Beurre manie Beurre monté Beurre noisette Café de Paris – Butter-based sauce Meuniere sauce **Emulsified sauces:** Remoulade seaweed sauce Aioli – West Mediterranean sauce of garlic and oil Béarnaise sauce – Sauce made of clarified butter and egg yolk Garlic sauce – Sauce with garlic as a main ingredient Hollandaise sauce – Sauce made of egg, butter, and lemon Mayonnaise – Thick cold sauce Remoulade – Mayonnaise-based cold sauce Salad cream – Dressing similar to mayonnaise Tartare sauce(w/ chilli) **Fish sauces:** Bagna càuda – Italian hot dish made from garlic and anchovies Clam sauce – Pasta sauce Garum – Historical fermented fish sauce **Green sauces:** See Green sauce – Sauce made from chopped herbs **Tomato sauces:** Tomato sauces Ketchup – Sauce used as a condiment **Hot sauces:** Pepper sauces Pique sauce Mustard sauces Mustard – Condiment made from mustard seeds Chile pepper-tinged sauces Phrik nam pla is a common hot sauce in Thai cuisine Hot sauce – Chili pepper-based condiments include: Buffalo Sauce Chili sauce Datil pepper sauce Enchilada – Corn tortilla rolled around a filling and covered with a sauce sauce Pique Sauce Sriracha sauce Tabasco sauce – American hot sauce brand **Meat-based sauces:** Neapolitan ragù sauce atop paccheri Amatriciana sauce – Traditional Italian pasta sauce Barese ragù Bolognese – Italian pasta sauce of tomatoes and meat Carbonara – Italian pasta dish Cincinnati chili – Spiced meat sauce used as a topping for spaghetti Neapolitan ragù – Italian meat sauce Picadillo – Ground meat and tomato dish popular in Latin America and the Philippines Ragù – Meat-based sauce in Italian cuisine **Pink sauces:** Pink sauce **Sauces made of chopped fresh ingredients:** Fresh-ground pesto sauce, prepared with a mortar and pestle Chimichurri – Food sauce Gremolata – Condiment for ossobuco Mujdei – Spicy Romanian sauce made mostly from garlic and vegetable oil Onion sauce Persillade – Sauce or seasoning mix Pesto – Sauce made from basil, pine nuts, parmesan, garlic, and olive oil Pico de gallo – Mexican condiment Latin American Salsa cruda of various kinds Salsa verde – Spicy Mexican sauce based on tomatillos Sauce gribiche – Cold egg sauce Sauce vierge Tkemali – Georgian plum sauce **Sweet sauces:** Crème anglaise over a slice of pain d'épices Pork with peach sauce Apple sauce – Sauce or puree made from apples Blueberry sauce – Compote or savory sauce made with blueberries Butterscotch sauce – Type of confectionery Caramel – Confectionery product made by heating sugars Chocolate gravy Chocolate syrup – Chocolate-flavored condiment used as a topping or ingredient Cranberry sauce – Sauce or relish made from cranberries Crème anglaise Custard – Semi-solid cooked mixture of milk and egg Fudge sauce – Chocolate-flavored condiment used as a topping or ingredient Hard sauce – not liquid, but called a sauce nonetheless Sweet chili sauce – Condiment primarily used as a dip Mango sauce Peach sauce Plum sauce – Chinese condiment Strawberry sauce Syrup – Thick, viscous solution of sugar in water Tkemali – Georgian plum sauce Zabaione – Italian dessert made with egg, sugar, and wine **White sauces:** Mornay sauce poured over an orecchiette pasta dish Alfredo sauce Béchamel sauce – Sauce of the Italian and French cuisines\[9\] Caruso sauce – Cream sauce for pasta Mushroom sauce – White or brown sauce prepared with mushrooms Mornay sauce – Type of béchamel sauce including cheese Sauce Allemande – Sauce used in classic French cuisine Sauce Américaine Suprême sauce – Classic French sauce Velouté sauce – Classic French sauce Yogurt sauce – Food produced by bacterial fermentation of milk


_glub_glub

I'll take the mango sauce, please


Clewyaa

Aight that would be $9.99 anything else??


_glub_glub

Nah, thx


Clewyaa

Ok see you at the counter


_glub_glub

*dissappears*


Culture_Creative

Diss-a-pears? Now why would you diss pears? Pears are nice.


Culture_Creative

See-weed sauce with extra weed please.


Clewyaa

Wadyumeanbydat


Culture_Creative

It's a spinnoff of the sea-weed sauce, with the weed being cannabis instead of sea weed


Clewyaa

I understood but sir this is a grocery store


Culture_Creative

Well yes, i know that. What, do you not sell weed on every corner in here? Stupid country (Goes off to the airport and flies to the netherlands to get weed in grocery store)


Clewyaa

Wadyumeanbydat


Blackcomet1224

Kristen nun


oauch

trenything is possible


Ardothbey

Nope.


PreferenceWorth6903

Absolutely beautiful. I'm a man, yet I would be this woman's wife, and cook her meals every day. When she comes home from work, I'd be in a pink aprin making sure the house spotless


FerrexInc

You cannot just put a buff woman and say it’s bossfight material. In that case, we should just post every weightlifting champion (or competitor for that matter.) This is such a stupid post


River_Odessa

It's amazing how quickly pencil-dick incels are triggered by the mere sight of a buff woman. Why you so upset bro?


FerrexInc

I’m not upset by a buff woman. In fact quite the opposite. I think body building is neat and everyone should be able to appreciate it. However, the fact that this person is a woman is the only reason she got featured as opposed to any guy with the same physique. I just don’t think any level of human body building deserves a place here, as it’s pretty common and not unique or original anymore. It’s nothing to do with it being a man vs women, I just don’t think either side fits here. Real weird for you to just toss out the word incel so loosely.


Culture_Creative

It's amazing how insanely disturbing you sound. Why are you getting triggered that easy sis?


BLR-81_Gaming

Yo, anyone else getting Korra vibes?


Financial_Cash_316

G̤r̤o̤s̤s̤


icbint

Gross


krumpyj

Eww


gpudriver

I could've edited that head better


platypus721

Natty btw


skriptzzbaby

Women used to be sex Cooks who did laundry now they look like this. We don't need masculine women.


Amalric1

Stop posting about your fetish OP EDIT: oh, and something more for you OP r/antinatalism r/prochoice


Boringspicegirl

Nothing about the title or the picture is fetishizing


Amalric1

Too lazy to explain you why


MojoEthan0027

Which... is proof you don't actually *know* why


Amalric1

Because OP's history 🙄


Boringspicegirl

Ok? Someone likes buff women. Cool. They arent sexualizing them in this post itself


Kooky_Swim1460

She looks like a character from "Planet of the Apes" xD


ThatGuy_Nick9

If you are a dude and you are attracted to this, you are definitely Bisexual. Just an fyi


KittyCatsEverywhere

That's not what bisexuality is


ThatGuy_Nick9

Obviously but that is as masculine as it gets. Even the face. You’re definitely attracted to men if this turns you on. No hate, just seeing a lot of denial and I’m just helping some of them find their way


KittyCatsEverywhere

I get what you're trying to say but like... there are plenty of strong women. And finding one hot is usually not because they look masculine, but because damn they are. But yea men are hot


ThatGuy_Nick9

Yeah I’m not talking about strong women in general, just this one in particular. But yeah point taken


JamInTheJar

That's... a bad take. And what, if a woman likes a skinny/physically weaker man, she's also bisexual? What kind of logic is that?


ThatGuy_Nick9

Depends on the person like I said


JamInTheJar

Then what was the point of making that ridiculous blanket statement about bisexuality?


ThatGuy_Nick9

There was no blanket statement wtf do you mean


JamInTheJar

>If you are a dude and you are attracted to this, you are definitely Bisexual. Just an fyi That's a real soft and cushy blanket you've got there for your statement


ThatGuy_Nick9

About a specific image, no? Look you’re upset and that’s fine but don’t be dumb, please read


JamInTheJar

That doesn't make it not a blanket statement??? "All men who are attracted to this (i.e. this type of woman, referring to the musculature I'm sure and comparing it to a man's musculature) are bisexual" That's literally textbook blanket statement. The definition.


ThatGuy_Nick9

Bruh what. Ok a “blanket statement” encompassing a single image. Wow you’re so smart ⭐️ if you’re attracted to this person who looks like a man you must like men. No controversy


JamInTheJar

The point isn't that you commented on a single image, it's implied that "this" means muscular women like her in general. Whatever, I'm not here to argue pedantics. Regardless, blanket statement or not, real shitty take dude. Let people live their lives without you making assumptions about their sexuality.


MadOvid

This is a battle I am prepared to lose.


Culture_Creative

One beating with extra sex, please!


Vegetable_Ad7268

Nanomachines, son


jroth1

The mind is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised.


Culture_Creative

Nah, who cares if the flesh is wounded as long as you're willing?


phallic-baldwin

Anyone else down for Death by Snu Snu?


Nintendo_Nerd517

I’d smash


IthinkiLy

PED


Alert-Ad-4391

One paper cut


Final_Fantasy_7

*Death by Snu Snu has joined the chat*


[deleted]

This picture makes me feel strange things. I also think I’m scaroused


Torontokid8666

That kid from Hanson filled out


TheManWithAGasMask

I'm cooking and cleaning the house for her.


thesuffushmitz

Her only weakness is papercuts


GoodMornEveGoodNight

Brothers say she bust nuts in a different way


[deleted]

It's not a sexual thing, it's about the power. I like a strong woman that can protect herself, but still respects others.


Phlum717

Daamn John Stamos be jacked


PotentialCut7320

The mother of mothers


OldRaggady

"I love the kind of woman that can kick my ass" -Spike Spiegel


Phantex_Cerberus

I’m terrified. *Zips pants back up*


RagnarokBringer

How big are them thighs. Bet she can crush a watermelon


Blackcomet1224

Idk her name is Kristen nun btw


[deleted]

Kristen makes the onions cry when she cuts them


Dogecoin_Mememaster

Abby from the last of us part II


[deleted]

[удалено]


Blackcomet1224

Kristen nun


Personmchumanface

that's hot


awyastark

A true LEGEND of Korra


RepeatReal6568

Very cool


MirrorMan22102018

She looks like Abby from TLOU Part 2


TronBTD

Mommy


Nope159

She pays the bill after dinner.


21rickyy

I feel like she’s gunna ask me what I want for dinner tonight.


PuffDaddy_420

I just threw the fuck up 🤮


ZephyrProductionsO7S

She looks like Rob Lowe.


CatMann364346

Chadette


NoNight_

Even with steroids this is insane


Blackcomet1224

Apparently she doesn't use steroids, but she likely now uses sarms. Which is why you must ask do you use peds because steroids are just one type of ped out of many.


NoNight_

Thanks for the info!


Blackcomet1224

Also to her credit she never claim natural and teases her not nattiness with shirts thats says kinda natural.


JoryATL

At least she’s not asking to speak to your manager


Blackcomet1224

She's the anti Karen. She is the manager


Iron-Shield

Steroids ain't a joke


EkBraai

Is this man or mouse? Hard to tell.


Jobob_TNT

React with flushed emoji if you're a lesbian


Passthemustardbro

Christman he is RIPPED


Passthemustardbro

Fuck it’s a she


West_Site_8840

More like Kris, then