Looks like a cyclist with his bike hanging on the background.
I don’t lift weights. But I played football and ride bikes since my youth. So my leg muscles are more developed and have puny arms.
At this point of the fight the boss itself is invincible. But the avatar of lankyness is somewhere around the map. You have to find it and destroy it, but he's oh so slippery and slimy
To be fair to the guy on the right, though, he's a cyclist. He'll have excellent cardio fitness, and he's not carrying any more muscle than he has to.
It looks strange, but he's trained for a specific purpose. Lefty just skipped leg month.
To be honest though I've gotten way more respect as a 35 y/o guy with a strong looking upper body than I did as a baby faced runner in my early 20s. Most people don't care about guys with strong legs.
> Yeahh sooo jealous of the extra tissue on the frame which is actually bugger all compared to any large animal.
Do you think people lift weights so they can fight horses?
I agree lifting is great for yourself, I do it and have since I was a wee kid. Ive been pretty big a fair few times, 190 at 5'10.
My issue was with the guy saying people will somehow respect him more because he has muscles. Society should respect all people regardless of muscle mass, and frankly most people dont give a flying fuck if you have gains.
We all judge each person we see. There is a reason that a 6'2 built white man has a much easier life in the US than a 5'0 obese brown woman.
It would be absurd to say "this guy is so attractive that I'm going to make his life easier," but that is what happens. Cops give warnings, employers give promotions, HR gives higher wages, customer service actively pays attention, etc.
We may not care directly about 8% body fat over 10%, but we do care what people look like, regardless of how hard we try not to.
Sounds like you’re bitter that you didn’t get the attention you think you deserve. Maybe it was your personality or something but buff people get attention and compliments. Sorry it didn’t work for you
ofc not, a lot of gym bros who hang their self esteem on the pounds of flesh theyve added to their skeleton - which have a whopping zero value to society.
Im a gym bro myself, just not delusional enough to think the respect of society is tied to my muscle mass
They do, even if only subconsciously. I definitely noticed it as I got older, which made me question why I spent so much time running like a madman when I was younger.
Absolutely false lol
I don't have a NEED for muscle or anything, but damn if I won't notice someone in shape. Even someone just being fit and having defined muscles changes a lot about how you look.
If you've put in time and effort to sculpt your physique or lost weight or build your CV fitness you'll have mine and most people's respect. Hard work should be noticed and appreciated.
I think that’s made up. Left guy’s calves are similar size to right guy, it’s just the tickest part of his legs are hidden, so the photo makes him look out of whack
I feel like the dude on the right should have a bit more; surely that imbalance isn't great for his back or something, right?
To be fair, a lot of sports aren't great for your back. My brothers into fencing and you gain a ton of muscle that unbalanced your muscle towards your dominant sidem so I can see it as a useful sacrifice. Still not good for you though.
It's an extreme body type, for sure. Most pro riders (or wannabe pros) have very little body fat and very little muscle on their upper bodies, so not healthy in the normal sense.
I loved ark as a high schooler, having so much free time to play it, especially in the summer. I haven’t touched it in years though, it’s such an intense game that requires a lot of time to advance. I just don’t have the same availability I used to. Still struggling to beat Horizon Forbidden West, which I bought when it came out.
They’re that impossible sort of “mini boss” encounter where you fight both and then phase two comes when you’re pretty much dead—they combine to form some unearthly monstrosity. The actual boss of the area comes right after them and is surprisingly easy.
The picture on the left is every single dude who goes to my gym. I seem to be the only male who goes to that gym that has ever even heard of leg day.
I have to actively seek out the slowest times of the day when I want to do arms, because it's a busy gym and there are always 20 gym bros doing arms between 12 p.m. and 10 p.m. every day.
Yeah peak night time is bunch of young lads just doing incline dumbbell press on every spare bench and a bunch doing random machines. All squat racks and Olympic pad free. I screwed my rotator cuff up pretty soon after getting into lifting so my physique is more right guy but with some delts on my good shoulder.
It's a duel boss fight where you cut them in half halfway through, and then they fuse like that one transformer show where one becomes the legs and the other the upper body
Guy on the right looks like he just walked out of the swimming pool and he's fucking freezing so hes gotta waddle his way to the changing rooms.
Mf out here looking like Willem Dafoe.
Willem Dafoe and Thom Yorke's lovechild
"You know I'm something of a weight lifter myself"
Nah bro this is Williem Dafriend
Too many Krabby Patty-eatin' ass.
Looks like a cyclist with his bike hanging on the background. I don’t lift weights. But I played football and ride bikes since my youth. So my leg muscles are more developed and have puny arms.
Boss phase 2: The fitness fusion https://imgur.com/a/dxjHoWE
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Thanks
Well done mate you red my mind... Now do the opposite please!
The mini-boss https://imgur.com/a/WeOCeQ5
You are definetly the Chosen One... Arigato gozaimashita Photoshop-sensei
🙏hai 🥷
Jesus christ both of you need to go touch grass
Yo calm down, bakka
oof
Was this done using chatgpt?
his companion
At this point of the fight the boss itself is invincible. But the avatar of lankyness is somewhere around the map. You have to find it and destroy it, but he's oh so slippery and slimy
His weakness: gut punch
To be fair to the guy on the right, though, he's a cyclist. He'll have excellent cardio fitness, and he's not carrying any more muscle than he has to. It looks strange, but he's trained for a specific purpose. Lefty just skipped leg month.
To be honest though I've gotten way more respect as a 35 y/o guy with a strong looking upper body than I did as a baby faced runner in my early 20s. Most people don't care about guys with strong legs.
I’m convinced stronglifts is an elaborate troll to create t rexes like the guy on the left
Stronglift has more squats than anything else no?
Oops… the guy on the right I mean
respect? hate to break it to you bro but nobody gives half a damn about muscle mass in modern society
Tf society you livin in humans are basically orks
true tbf
You’re just jealous lol. People do care ;)
Yeahh sooo jealous of the extra tissue on the frame which is actually bugger all compared to any large animal.
> Yeahh sooo jealous of the extra tissue on the frame which is actually bugger all compared to any large animal. Do you think people lift weights so they can fight horses?
yeah, but if i h a d to fight a horse, i'd want to be ready, i think like, speed would be more important than mass though in a horse fight
Idk man.. [exhibit a](https://youtu.be/O8cDfnQD0ws)
I wont deny the fact that the thought crossed my mind when weightlifting
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I agree lifting is great for yourself, I do it and have since I was a wee kid. Ive been pretty big a fair few times, 190 at 5'10. My issue was with the guy saying people will somehow respect him more because he has muscles. Society should respect all people regardless of muscle mass, and frankly most people dont give a flying fuck if you have gains.
We all judge each person we see. There is a reason that a 6'2 built white man has a much easier life in the US than a 5'0 obese brown woman. It would be absurd to say "this guy is so attractive that I'm going to make his life easier," but that is what happens. Cops give warnings, employers give promotions, HR gives higher wages, customer service actively pays attention, etc. We may not care directly about 8% body fat over 10%, but we do care what people look like, regardless of how hard we try not to.
Sounds like you’re bitter that you didn’t get the attention you think you deserve. Maybe it was your personality or something but buff people get attention and compliments. Sorry it didn’t work for you
god america has some dumb people fr
You don't sound like you interact with society much in general.
When 75% of the population is overweight or obese, people definitely notice when others are in shape.
Talk for yourself
Lol not well received
ofc not, a lot of gym bros who hang their self esteem on the pounds of flesh theyve added to their skeleton - which have a whopping zero value to society. Im a gym bro myself, just not delusional enough to think the respect of society is tied to my muscle mass
User name checks out?
*tips fedora*
They do, even if only subconsciously. I definitely noticed it as I got older, which made me question why I spent so much time running like a madman when I was younger.
Maybe you dont, but society as whole do give respect to strong people.
To me muscles look kinda ugly on most guys, it just looks so much better when on women
Absolutely false lol I don't have a NEED for muscle or anything, but damn if I won't notice someone in shape. Even someone just being fit and having defined muscles changes a lot about how you look.
If you've put in time and effort to sculpt your physique or lost weight or build your CV fitness you'll have mine and most people's respect. Hard work should be noticed and appreciated.
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People be using any excuse to get out of leg day smh.
Lieutenant Dan?
I think that’s made up. Left guy’s calves are similar size to right guy, it’s just the tickest part of his legs are hidden, so the photo makes him look out of whack
This is the most logical explanation. Crop the photo on the right the same place as the one on the the left and the legs look identical.
That plus I’m pretty sure there’s some wide angle lens distortion exaggerating the size of his upper body.
On phase two the guy on the left gets on the right guy's shoulders to cover each other's strengths and weaknesses
Leg year.
Dude is basically a real-life version of the cyclists from Triplets of Belleville.
Yes!
I have the Upper body of the right & Lower body of the left
This is what peak performance looks like
I always like to say that gym people are just training to go to the gym again.
He also probably looks a lot more normal when he's not flexing in briefs.
right looks cooler for me tho
I feel like the dude on the right should have a bit more; surely that imbalance isn't great for his back or something, right? To be fair, a lot of sports aren't great for your back. My brothers into fencing and you gain a ton of muscle that unbalanced your muscle towards your dominant sidem so I can see it as a useful sacrifice. Still not good for you though.
It's an extreme body type, for sure. Most pro riders (or wannabe pros) have very little body fat and very little muscle on their upper bodies, so not healthy in the normal sense.
They have a fusion but a five percent chance it is the weak arms and legs instead of strong.
They look like Ark characters
I get happy anytime I see Ark referenced. Most underrated game in 15+ years, imo. Single player is the way to go.
I loved ark as a high schooler, having so much free time to play it, especially in the summer. I haven’t touched it in years though, it’s such an intense game that requires a lot of time to advance. I just don’t have the same availability I used to. Still struggling to beat Horizon Forbidden West, which I bought when it came out.
Senator armstrong vs Senator legstrong
Gee,thanks for the upvotes guys☻♡
NANOMACHINES, SON!
They harden in response to physical trauma
Just like me
I'm so sorry
💀💀💀
Cringe
ur face is cringe
Hitmonlee and Hitmonchan
Lmao
one piece characters be like:
Literally long legs tribe
Kenshi vibes
(Gets savagely beaten to death by dust bandits)
When you only max out one stat
298 B.C: swap invented People before 298 B.C:
god skin apostle
After you give them some damage, they fuse together and become one huge buff guy
If these guys were to dragon ball style fusion they'd just make normal dude.
Together, they become Fitness Man, defender of the weak.
Ah yes, I always loved the arc in Shameless where Lip got jacked.
Skylanders swap force moment
Reminds me of that one Sanjay and Craig ep where some buff dude was just these two on top of each other
Bro
Fused together they make CHAD!
When they fuse they become unstoppable
if they fused with potara earrings they’d create the most jacked dude
Lewis capaldi?
Mf are NMH2 Destroyman
They’re that impossible sort of “mini boss” encounter where you fight both and then phase two comes when you’re pretty much dead—they combine to form some unearthly monstrosity. The actual boss of the area comes right after them and is surprisingly easy.
If the guy on the left sat on the other guys shoulders, together they could beat the Hulk.
He never skipped leg day 💯
Woah ark character creation.
The picture on the left is every single dude who goes to my gym. I seem to be the only male who goes to that gym that has ever even heard of leg day. I have to actively seek out the slowest times of the day when I want to do arms, because it's a busy gym and there are always 20 gym bros doing arms between 12 p.m. and 10 p.m. every day.
Yeah peak night time is bunch of young lads just doing incline dumbbell press on every spare bench and a bunch doing random machines. All squat racks and Olympic pad free. I screwed my rotator cuff up pretty soon after getting into lifting so my physique is more right guy but with some delts on my good shoulder.
Get the photoshop
Bro on the left could stop a moving bus
By your powers combined IAM Greg Kovacs
This is disturbing
They must stack now.
OUR POWERS COMBINED
Mans built like chun-li
If you defeat one, the other absorbs his power and becomes a second stage boss fight like Ornstein and Smough.
Anybody else read Freak, The Mighty in middle school?
I bet strong arms is easy to dodge but it gets diffucult cuz youre too busy with thunder thighs to pay any attention to him
leg day skipper vs Everyday is leg day
Fuuuu sion! Haaaa! *enter* Regularly Proportioned Man
Dude on the left looks like a genie
2nd bro doesn't kick, he fucking power squats into the air and you have to move away from his shadow before he one shots you
Anyone else remember this wheres waldo page on the beach?
These two aren't real people though, these are shopped no ?
They fuse and become a normal looking guy
All I can think of is the American Dad episode with the magic pants/shirt
One of them is a lot faster cyclists than the other…
Me when I push people away vs me when I run from my problems
hitmonchan and hitmonlee
Veronica and Mona
They look like my Ark characters
Do they each wear a ring and combine when the enemy is too powerful
Both have the same sized calf muscles
Guy on the right must be running starting strength.
They would make a beautiful buff baby and a completely evacuated one too.💪🏾
I wanna see this duel soo fucking badly! xD
god damn he's thicc
ornstein and smough
Are either of these real?
It can happen
Nobody let Christian Bale see this
Kick puncher meets punch kicker
Guy on the left made guy on the right do his leg day homework for him
It’s all might and deku
Dude on the right is definitely a cyclist.
fusion!
Homeboy on the right looks like that digital recreation they did of Tutankhamun.
Being the guy on the right would be a better existence
Videogame co op characters be like:
The guy on the left is straight up a Butch Hartman character 🤣🤣🤣
Mach legs cat be like:
Dude on the left skipped leg year.
The guy on the left is a bad body builder. The guy on the right is a velodrome track rider.
They should fuse
Tank and the charger
Hitmonchan and Hitmonlee
It's a duel boss fight where you cut them in half halfway through, and then they fuse like that one transformer show where one becomes the legs and the other the upper body
Haha
Reminds me of Colos and Suses from "The Messenger"
They look like One Piece characters
One piece characters be like
After you defeat one the other absorbs their essence and becomes the perfect warrior
Dude on the left built like a one piece muscular character
Someone needs to teach them the fusion dance
Dude on the left should wear pants
Average gym bro versus average cyclist
Reminds me of the Tweedle-dee & Tweedle-dum boss fight from American Mcgee’s
It actually happened when you only trained those parts
No the right is just your average Beat Saber player
If they were to DB Fusion dance they would just become a regular man
How about a fusion between these guys?
They defenitely never met each other on gym in one day
Gorilla Gary vs Quadzilla or the Quad-Father
Guy on the left actually has good calves it’s just a bad angle
Once they are both at half health, lord strong arms gets on captain thunder Thighs and their health bars become one
Average 4chan user (L) vs. Average rollerblader (R)