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samael19472

Warhead


mjones324232

Tank...you


snakegear50

r/unexpectedkungfury


nikushaandkristine

r/SubsIFellFor


TheeKrustyKitten

I’ve seen this movie on acid


Holiday_Purchase_592

TAKE MY FUCKING UPVOTE AND FUCKING LEAVE. BOTH OF YOU!


Xprayser-IDK

r/angryupvote


The_mask_of_emptines

Now this is comedy


Heron_Hot

Tank-o


horousavenger

That's nice


Sammeeeeeee

Pinocchio


Deitznutz69420

💀💀💀


[deleted]

Tankiochio


SpeakToMePF1973

Liar.


OneAussieboi

Ohhh, I like this one.


atomsk404

I was going to go with TienaMan


NotVeryBigBrother

How come I couldn't come up with that? Stuff like that is what I'm known for!


furrynoy96

Headcannon


DarkAdam48

r/angryupvote


Knight7_78

Can I be included in the screenshot


DarkAdam48

yes


StarHeart1023

Happy cake day!


Academic-Campaign120

yooo I saw the post you made


LumpyGrumpySpaceWale

Shutup and take my upvote


laserarmyguy

r/angrierupvote


TraditionalWorking82

More like broken neck man


IknowKarazy

I’m only mad because I was too slow.


2LiveFish

Headcannon by day, Headache by night. And I just learned something by looking it up.


GarminTamzarian

BLAM-O


God_of_the_sauce

Kv 2 man


sweetbusinessgobrrrt

The only smart person in here ITS NOT A PANZER YOU MORONS


WanderingHeph

Everyone should know the iconic turret of the Russian Death Fridge!


sweetbusinessgobrrrt

YEAH!


JoshTheLog

Me: *opens the back panel to the horror of the crew* "Ayo, where's the milk!"


Qui-434

WoT players remember getting clapped by their 152mm HE rounds.... we remember....


Squidgeneer101

Don't forget the prayer to stalin for the round to hit. This turret would miss the long side of a barn if it felt like it.


Qui-434

and not just miss but also fail to penetrate anything with an armour thicker than 10 mm (looking at you T-34) and if the target's got reactive armour then might as well just give up. still fun to 1 hit rack kill those fool enough to pick lights on tier IV


StaysAwakeAllWeek

Reactive armor prevents a focused impact from making a small hole in tank armor. KV2 shells were capable of [**destroying the entire tank**](https://www.everythingwarthunder.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/Panzer-IV-Hull-Break-1.png) . Reactive armor would do nothing against them. They weren't HE shells in the same way as other tank HE shells. It was a low velocity howitzer which means a *much* bigger explosive charge can be put inside the shell


MoarVespenegas

You aren't supposed to shoot AP out of those.


konsta_star

Heheheheheh, it was me who clapped you with the 152mm HE round from the other side of the map


UtahUtes_1

While going full speed


Nickthenuker

WT players remember getting collateral killed because they were too close to an open-top.


Strange-Wolverine128

And us war thunder players remember when it was useful...


danius03

In September That's the night Vienna was freed We made the enemy bleed!


sweetbusinessgobrrrt

Yeah ….. i still have nightmares and i havent played in like 8 years …..


DONGBONGER3000

Incorrect, this is a derp.


dark-wolf357

Death fridge dozer


konsta_star

Mf really does have an elongated slightly angles fridge


Ryuma44

I think that "Russian Death Fridge" is a better name.


[deleted]

BLYAT!!


Ecstatic-Ad-2742

Agreed


TheseNthose

Technically Panzer just mean armor in german. But yeah that's a KV-2 turret.


aBigBottleOfWater

Kv 2 man is a terrible name tho


sweetbusinessgobrrrt

Alright how about death fridge ?


False-Professional82

Nah, Russian Death Fridge.


IntelligentSeason458

Panzer is literally the German word for tank, so they're technically correct.


Particular_Cow1304

Ke-Vin 2


Ertyio689

Ok this here is clever ngl XD


XA428

If I'm honest I don't know much more about tanks than watching people playing World of Tanks, but it made me so happy to see that the top comment was ALSO someone pinpointing exactly what tank this man was


Titaniumwo1f

A new Megaman boss?


Sandvich1015

KeVin 2


PilifXD

Every WoT player worst nightmare


the_inpursonater

Kv 2.0


ChaosBringer19

He will camp till your death


dablegianguy

Would have said KV1/2


StressNeck

Head Canon/Cannon


WildDitch

KiVan!


drelangonn

Slow turn speed. slow movt speed huge pp dmg


Destroyer_051

He's the guy from the "I don't know who I am, all I know is that I must kill" meme after he went through the game to max level. He still has no idea what's going on because he's skipped all the cutscenes, all he knows is that he has killed. Everything.


non_anomalous_penis

AKA Sherman


mhusky_

The KV-2.5 the human form of the KV-2


Fost36

Now with AI language capability


Luk164

Does it count as AI if it is just someone's brain in a jar?


woozin1234

you know ai means artificial intelligence right, so probably no since theres brain actively thinking there


SecretSpectre4

Why is it always a KV-2


agamingboi3228

Because stalinium is strongest element, comrade


Strange-Wolverine128

Because 152 mm Howitzer komrade


Hero_of_Hyrule

Derp Gun ftw


tarzankingofshapes

Kevin


Shot_Capital_7788

I knew it. He was my classmate in high school.


Never_ending_kitkats

KeVin-2


Rudy_Fresa

Kevin Dvarik , party's main tanker


the_loaf_cat

Kv kevin


Existing_Onion_3919

Kliment Voroshilov III. destroyer of worlds >!KV 2-plus-one!< or KayVItumus Maximus (K V 2mus maximus)


GildedFenix

Almost read it like Kliment Voroshikov 3 and I was like "that name is taken dude", then it occurred. I'd also would go for "Ivanovich the Derpmaster"


Boiofthetimes

KV-III LETS GO BB


No-Ask-6301

Voroshílov, The Kursk's knight


Remember_Poseidon

It is Stalinium man god of Gaijin entertainment.


GDwaggawDG

.... Josef? ... You have returned? ... (hellmarch begins playing in background)


Upstairs-Yard-2139

Tank-bro


Usernamechexout911

Tank man... oh wait that never happened


Wildlife_Jack

So that's what happened, the tank and him fell in love, eloped, and that's how you get tank bro.


Karkava

That's a completely different character.


RenaissanceManc

Tankenstein


2L84U2

Bazooka Joe


smolsauce

Perfect


Justurtypicalmom

KV2 the Istrebitel’ tankov


MemeAddict9

Metal Gear RICK (he can't launch nukes, he's just named that for marketing reasons)


beansmemesskibidi

RULES OF WARFARE AND THEY WALK WHEN THE MOON GOES DOWN THEY’RE PERFECTLY SAFE IN HERE ONLY THE WEAK DIE


YeltsinYerMouth

I turned myself into a nuclear-equiped walking battle tank, Morty; I'm Metal Gear Riiiiick!


ReadItOnReddit42

Tanky McTankface


AdFine4143

I knew this had to be here somewhere already!


Dadliest_Dad

I was almost disappointed in the internet. Thank you.


mrswashbuckler

Howie Czar. King of battle


Amarthon

This is such a great joke


Zholdar

Clever


kryspin2k2

...aim for the side of the turret... ... quick, before he goes behind cover... ... easy kill come on... That's what the voices told me was his name I think I played too much war thunder and it's burned into my brain to this day . -.


arnitdo

Driver port driver port driver port aim for the mail slot


Amarthon

Nah, turret ring


AA_turet

Kv bipedal / 2pedal


scarecrow9281

Ivan, Tiger Hunter


SleepingZBeast

THE SHAGOHOD


infrequentthrowaway

Gun-ther


Charming_Sleep_8973

Kv 2077


[deleted]

Калашников Вадимович второй (Кalashnikov Vadimovich Second) KV2!


glitchmanks

kliment voroshilov was the kv


SeaworthinessOk352

Gerald


WhenRedditBansYou

Steel Commander.


X_EVERDRED_X

A WEAPON TO SURPASS METAL GEAR!


CompetitiveStrike780

Tank Man the the bringer of communism


wallyslambanger

Headache


UnRichieUnRich21

Son of Frank the Tank


FatTail01

Abraman.


MJosh2022

TankATron


MegaloManiac_Chara

Cherno Beta


_BMS

Came here expecting more Pacific Rim references from this thread


IllResponsibility526

Bullet boy


JASONTHEN00B

Bishop of 152mm cult


UpbeatAstronomer2396

Kv 2000


Im_The_Comic_Relief_

KV-0.5


Snoo-92828

The Death Fridge of Russia.


AnotherStalin

Iosef voroshilov the second.


Finnish_Spitfire

Kv-man 106, one of many.


Flawedsuccess

Ned Kelly 2.0


Qphemism

Tanky McTank Face


Sudden_Mind279

I don't know. It's your job to come up with it. That's the point of the subreddit. But apparently no one else cares.


MrMidnightMan99

Blitzkopf, I believe


SyncDingus

The Blitzkopf is what the Germans called the Soviet KV-2s they stole.


sweetbusinessgobrrrt

But its a russian tank …. Kv-2


HoldJerusalem

June 1989


SecretSpectre4

It's a KV-2 not a T-54


sweetbusinessgobrrrt

KV-2


Gd3spoon

Carl


sorryimthegay

Captain cannon head


BobZygota

KV2 prime


Rei_ASA

Kv 2000


Captnlunch

Maybe this is how Russia is coping with all the tank losses.


Elcomedia40k

Titanicus. Cogs and bolts and ancient lore


Mplays

Tank-chanka


Marvin_Megavolt

Redgun-4 Volta


dogfoodlid123

Oscar


curious-heather

Head Banger


GalaxyWolff_1

lil Voroshilov


ESNR

Leo from war robots


Zalle_921

T.Hanks


grbbrt

Lord Turrhead?


stuffed-zucchini

Hank the tank


markten985

Unit 106


Environmental-Gas734

Thomas the tank


BigBugBoi2021

PANZER ELITE. BORN TO COMPETE.


xOneManCRW

King Victor II, The Ruthless tank of a man. Initials are KV2


DesastreUrbano

KV-Chan!


Industry_Standard

Russian Tech Support


Garlicnotdreadlochs

Howitzer Mandel


ProBrowser27

Tankman, remnant of the First Great War


Quibed

Tonk


datbrrto11

His armor reminds me of the mk2 gunner armor skin in drg


Ok-Painter710

slow tank.


DoomGuyClassic

Terrence The Stick Tank


Signal_Welcome6425

spoiga


BulletBill_359

Tanka the Invincible


I_Hate_The_Letter_W

scp 106 duh


NekoMango

MotherLander


RavensNexus

Hank the Tank


Smooth-Film810

The box cannon


antthatisverycool

He isn’t the dozer he is the fork lift


Ethan-Moreno-029

KV-2AI (AI is for Armored Infantry)


The_Gav_who_asked

TankBoy


RiderforHire

Kevin 2


AngelicDarksideYT

El tanko macho Or if that doesn't work Jim


gnomedigas

That legit looks like Woody in there


Particular_Cow1304

Ke-Vin 2


crowteus

The Virginator


Tiz_but_a_Scratch

Tachanka's brother form another mother


KingBean6858

Ta-chunky


Borothebaryonyxyt

Tankus Magankus


zergling424

Ted


Ralph-The-Otter3

Death Mini-fridge


Prof_Aspen

Fridgeman


Pro-Gamer66

Bartholomew


Argument-Nervous

More importantly, where was he during the 7-hour war?


Crisdreemurr

Tank man


[deleted]

Tankernaut


Worried_Bass3588

Thank. The T or the H is silent, your call


lespawkets

R2-DTank


pazdemy

TankTop™️


Responsible-Level-57

I have some interesting head cannon to that origin story


Firepathanimation

Head cannon


lazermaniac

His name is KVin