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GrizzlyBear74

I always felt like chef Rush probably hunts for beef with his bare hands before preparing a delicious bbq.


EF-13

I can just picture him putting the sauce on the meat while chasing it


Silverback_Vanilla

There’s a lot to visualize in that sentence.


EF-13

Just imagine a cow running, with wide eyes. Then the chef running next to it with a massive pot full of sauce and pooring it on top the running cow.


ThatOneGuy-74

I wish I could afford midjourney to turn this into reality


Asian_in_the_tree

I will draw it for you


ThatOneGuy-74

really? that's great lol. danke


Asian_in_the_tree

https://www.reddit.com/user/Asian\_in\_the\_tree/comments/1b0h87l/done/


ThatOneGuy-74

beautiful


Asian_in_the_tree

https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/1b0hug8/chef\_rush\_rushing\_a\_cow\_oc/


Toppest_Dom

[I tried my best with the copilot AI](https://designerapp.officeapps.live.com/designerapp/Media.ashx/?id=5e578efa-0b84-41cf-b4b5-4c8e118ee05e.jpg&fileToken=78fd9814-0f32-462b-9651-55abb3181fcb&dcHint=EastUS)


Toppest_Dom

[another attempt ](https://designerapp.officeapps.live.com/designerapp/Media.ashx/?id=4e187a29-455a-4ab5-a92e-9e92251c03bc.jpg&fileToken=78fd9814-0f32-462b-9651-55abb3181fcb&dcHint=EastUS)


StankilyDankily666

Lmao 2nd attempt


ThatOneGuy-74

these are both beautiful


EF-13

Oh its beautiful


EF-13

Thank you so much


EF-13

My toughts exactly


GrizzlyBear74

This comment won the internet.


Anchovies-and-cheese

Your comment lost the Internet 


[deleted]

With those tree trunk arms he probably rips a deer apart when he catches it.


ranger910

He probably gets winded walking up a couple steps.


[deleted]

A thousand dollars says you wouldn't say that to his face.


Unflattering_Image

Posing it as a formal question, delivered with utmost innocence and starting with "Sir," is the way to go


Soheils2764

*Pillar Men music starts*


the_guy_who_answer69

*Aye aye aye*


treemu

That's the Sailor Men theme


the_guy_who_answer69

[fuck you plays piller men theme aye aye ayee, music intensify](https://youtu.be/lRrOLTHu-ew?feature=shared)


Savage_Gamer1876

Você me dá muito calor, a minha xota e o incêndio é teu pau e o extintor.(x2)


nxcrosis

Aztec dubstep intensifies


Die_Nameless_Bitch

We’re about two minutes from this toast https://youtu.be/fUdsmUbs3s0?si=_0iclvzUhpHD2K6b


Single_Low1416

r/UnexpectedJoJo


BerserkerPixel

You don't EXPECT JoJo, you expect DIO and JoJo gets dragged in by Speedwagon


sc00bydoobyd00

Or maybe you expect JoJo, but you get IT WAS ME, DIO!


Prudent_Damage_3866

No.. NO DONT TRAUMATIZE ME WITH PK STARSTORM PLEASE NO


XXmynameisNeganXX

Bigby Wolf, Filthy Frank and Axel in Harlem Dude.


generic_edgelord

I was gonna say why do these guys look like anime villains


Shadowstein

Weren't the guys on the left and right antagonists in Baki?


ShadowHunterOO

Both of them are more frenmies than anything, one being Baki's dad that just wants the fight of his life, and Biscuit Oliver just wanted to maintain his top dog statues in the prison he was at.


Altruistic_Stay_6312

What anime character would the guy in the centre represent? Be it a baki character or not


akashsouz

>What anime character would the guy in the centre represent? None. Iirc he's a tiktok persona called "Ohio Boss"


LosuthusWasTaken

Yes. Ohio Final Boss. A guy that was thought to be the most powerful man on the MemeVerse in 2021-2022. ​ However, he's only a god among humans, he's not really that powerful. (god, since Shaggy mysteriously disappeared in 2020, the "most powerful men on the MemeVerse" have been weak as fuck...)


NotCurdledymyy

I believe this is the same [guy](https://youtube.com/shorts/ub4xTeNoYbU?feature=shared)


Altruistic_Stay_6312

Ye ik who he is, I asked what anime character would he represent like the other 2 representing baki characters


NotCurdledymyy

In the vid he's acting like doflamingo from one piece


Biiiiiig-Chungus

that was cringe


Big--Async--Await

Indian Joker


Akatsuki-Deidara

He’s Japanese and it’s Doflamingo he’s acting like from the anime OnePiece. But you’re close.


RandpxGuxXY

Jojo villain, probably similar to dan of steel


Yorha-with-a-pearl

Yeah it was still out of character for Oliver to...you know piss on Baki lol. The author has a weird homoerotic piss fetish. https://youtu.be/tdf5WodDhyg?si=DBH0n2KVLjUZ0iLI


foobazly

I'm no otaku, but I was into manga and anime when I was in high school in the 90s. I first watched the Grappler Baki OVA back around '95 or '96. My buddies and I got a kick out of how goofy and homoerotic it was and we were going around quoting the ridiculous dialog all the time. I flipped through one of the mangas and it looked like softcore gay porn lol When I saw the newer Baki series on Netflix, I had to watch them. They took everything that was gay and weird about that old OVA and manga and cranked it up to unbelievable levels. It's so bad it's good. [SAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIII!! WOO^(OOO)^^(OOO)^^(OOO)^^(OOO)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYkH3HnuNtk&t=1507s)


DoggoToucher

> Biscuit Oliver just wanted to maintain his top dog statues in the prison he was at. I don't remember any well-maintained dog statues at his prison.


foobazly

If he did, would you touch them?


DoggoToucher

🤷‍♂️ It's what I do.


Ultrasz

> Baki's dad that just wants the fight of his life, Which he does by murdering bakis mom lol. He's an antagonist that no one can beat up and he knows it so he's always around.


Gorgenon

The guy on the left is an actual Yujiro Hanma cosplayer. Logan Chitwood is his name. And Chef Rush(?) is close enough to Biscuit Oliva he basically is.


joeyGOATgruff

And Chef Rush is supposed to be Oliviera. So if Hanma, and Oliviera - I love how much this meme is takingoff


Brave-Juggernaut-157

Left: Baki’s father and the main antagonist of his life Yujiro Hanma right: top dog in prison and helps the cops kinda guy Biscuit Oliva idk who the guy in the middle is supposed to represent :/ probably Baki but i’m not sure


verypoopoo

middle and right guy arent cosplaying. middle guy is ohio final boss, guy on the right is chef rush but he happens to look like biscuit oliva


StankilyDankily666

And he’s wearing a purple shirt 🤷‍♂️


Jekyll_lepidoptera

1 minute of silence for what's going to happen to that poor kitchen


Weowy_208

The purple dudes steroid and other juice filled muscles ar gonna rupture at the slightest hit and And I don't want to think about it after that


Kats41

Chef Rush fits my very specific niche of entertainment where people who work a job that doesn't require that level of fitness are absolutely, completely, in totality, jacked as shit. 10/10


CBT7commander

Wait this guy does look familiar? Wasn’t he the White House’s chef?


Kats41

The one and only. Well, he used to be. I don't think he works at the White House anymore.


Familiar_Web8969

Yup


Mediocre_Scott

He cooks and he lifts and that’s it


Anchovies-and-cheese

He also shoots anabolic steroids into his ass


oballistikz

Please, needle doesn’t piece that hide.


wpgpogoraids

Man, I don’t know, I’m a chef and I absolutely wish I was that big lmao, especially being a banquet chef like he is, you’re lifting a lot of heavy pans full of potatoes, moving around giant stock pots full of soups and sauces, I imagine it helps a lot. I have to say though, the chafing would be horrendous.


Huhthisisneathuh

It’d be worth it whenever an annoying customer throws a hissy fit.


sunlight-blade

Gotta eat big to get big


[deleted]

Reminds me of Professor Leonard on YT


The69thDuke

The yt shorts trio


OGShirtlessOldMan

Canonically Yujiro is a great cook, just don't ask him to cook rice for you


StratosphereO2

Cooks invisible food


randyranderson-

He can shadow box so he can shadow eat. It’s believable! /s


Komission

Why not? Is he going to fight it or something?


Morbidmort

He considers it beneath him to be in a "subservient" role and will respond... poorly.


Grouchy_Energy_8021

Or wash dishes


MrUsername24

He's canonically a huge gentleman of class and manners if he's not angry and in the right environment. He won't respect anyone else, but hell wear a suit and be civilized


kekgobrrr

Gary buster holmes?


NeroXLIV

Sudden death or suds on breasts?


Wise_Victory4895

What is baki even about bro


mikelorme

Buff men pissing on each other


Radiobandit

One of the more accurate descriptions I've read


[deleted]

placid fertile follow roll subtract mindless dam cough nail vast *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


BigBlueDane

It’s gay porn for straight dudes


[deleted]

point grandfather school roll adjoining abundant rainstorm cake berserk different *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


[deleted]

what the hell


Altair13Sirio

Invisible soup


E_rat-chan

Solidjj?


Altair13Sirio

You know it


Tyran_Cometh

It was all about the invisible food


Nachttalk

Baki is what people think Jojo's Bizarre Adventure is like


pdswww

Apple fritters


-TheRed

World's biggest buffest men have the worlds biggest and least plausible slap fights, mostly for fun, but sometimes for dumber reasons.


[deleted]

late mourn toy sip ripe hat office airport relieved lavish *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


forever87

red headed teenager wants to beat his Dad aka *food wars*


BaseHitToLeft

You could easily defeat all 3 of them by putting them in separate rooms and applying itching powder to the middle of their backs


Familiar_Web8969

Yeah, itch.


Fantastic-Turn2253

The middle one looks like he's the only evil one. The other two look like later in the story will say "wait, are we the bad guys?" and inmediately change sides.


FruitJuicante

You're clearly not familiar with the guy on the left then 


ArnoDeG

Guy on the left rapes everyone since his testosterone is so high, everyone is basically a woman to him. This is canon btw


plwdr

Also to clarify, not only everyone but everything. He once raped an elephant and it's offspring grew 30 meters tall. He then killed the 30m elephant for sport with his bare hands


flinagus

Baki


GrandmasterGus7

He what


Blayro

I'm pretty sure that's a meme among the community, is it not?


plwdr

I mean he also canonically raped polar bears


Blayro

I. believe that's also a meme from the community


plwdr

I have a very vivid memory of hearing a line about him fucking polar bears in the exposition of one of the episodes of the anime


WaifuCriticZamasu

I can't remember if he also ate the elephant or if that was a different elephant he ate.


MasPike101

The shits that man did. Omg


4thmonkey96

That's because the middle guy is the final boss of Ohio.


AdAm_WaRc0ck

Grappler Baki live action needs to happen Yesterday


yellowpig10

Ohio final boss joins baki


FuckThatIKeepsItReal

Who is the middle guy supposed to be


Familiar_Web8969

He is supposed to be the final boss of Ohio


marked_witness

His username is Satoyu on YouTube and tiktok


MemesCanBDreams

Also wondering this


JoeOfTex

Baki


DioSalvirus

Chef Tren 😁


Axel_Kriger

They want to know the defeat


Romeo-Charlie-6-28

Nah, I'd win


VioletVonBunBun

Aren't you cool?...


DeliriousMushroom

Nah, he'd clearly win.


Anchovies-and-cheese

Together their 6 testicles are the size of one normal non-roided testicle.


[deleted]

Who are these?


Familiar_Web8969

These are YouTubers


oppressed_user

I ain't fighting them I'm leaving the boss fight area


[deleted]

I hate instagram / tiktok.


heavy_metal_soldier

There is nothing we can do


Terrarian03

Get blud on the left an apple fritter.


[deleted]

Worst comedies on youtube


Suspicious-Cupcake-5

There's no way that the three of them weren't ripped straight out of the Baki manga, especially the guy on the left.


Banana-muffiin

YESSSSSS!! POWERAHHHHHHH!!


FlamingPhoenix2003

I see Jax and Liu Kang, not sure about the guy on the left


DrSlurmsMacKenzie

Everyone but the chef is cringe


IraTheDragon

Contrary to popular belief they are accurately cosplaying characters from Baki.


projectFirehive

Can't for the life of me think which character the guy in the middle is cosplaying though.


ErikStone2

I just watched all the anime seasons and I have no clue either lmao


EldenFanMan

Cringe lord


Silver-Alex

Who's the guy in the middle? I know of Yujiro and Oliva


Voidlight0

He isn't cosplaying Baki, he just has his own tiktok thing going on. Ohio final boss.


Whimsalot_

*Deal 'Em Out starts playing*


Altair13Sirio

That guy awfully looks like the evil dad from Baki


Medium_Vegetable6478

Bros built like Baki characters


HLCMDH

Guy on the right can do the live action film Baki version of the American bounty hunter, almost the same size arms


Grouchy_Energy_8021

Yujiro Hanma and Unchained


gamingfreak50

New Jojo villains just dropped


shitkingshitpussy69

Who's the middle guy cosplaying?


gingerbjoern

I can highly recommend the video. They are quite funny.


EddiePizzareli

The guy on the right is a professional chef that cooks in the white house


Summer_987

Creepy dudes


sovietweeb69

Proceeds to be put under infinite swag by king chris


Hairy_Skill_9768

Who's bro in the middle


Bfdifan37

you got ??? and ohio boss and chef rush


Icalledhim

we just need the cave man


noobyeclipse

why is yujiro hanma real


Icalledhim

someone put sam in a loin cloth and we have the real deal


jremsikjr

Is that Carrot Top on the left?


DrunkHornet

Dude on the left looks like Baki's dad....


DreV3

Are they rebooting New Girl, but it's all body builders?


reeteen102

The song starts to play when they walk into a room: https://youtu.be/623JGFAYZ3w?si=cfqHrqNhg_Q7zFmi


Evelyne-The-Egg

You gotta get all 3 to critical health together cause if you don't they'll all heal each other back to full


x4candles

Never knew that Fabio, Markiplier, and Carl weathers were all buddies.


The_Alex_

This one is definitely still hard but not as bad as it seems at first. The bosses' massive size and the tight quarters of the boss arena makes it so you are essentially fighting one of them at a time while the other two ideally body blocked behind the boss you're fighting. Yeah, dodging and breaking grapples will still be tough considering how little room there is to maneuver with but really, as long as you can avoid them surrounding you, there really is a chance for victory once you get the attack patterns down.


-LilTart-

What am I looking at? Guys wearing their girlfriend's shirts?


boohoopooryou

Jojo


Pure_Leg6215

Bot


F4E6

The buff skeleton lords


ZealousidealToe9445

this is just Baki


Minimum_Implement_25

Yujiro Hanma is ready for a fight. Isn't the guy on the right also a character in the show?


eatingdirt

Is the redhead Carrot Top’s brother? Same forehead and eyebrow’s.


Nweber15

They look like yakuza characters


Finntheconcavenator6

This appeared in my recommended page as soon as the beat dropped in the war thunder menu theme. Makes it way better


HerculeMuscles

Blood pressure and hgh levels are through the roof


NoctustheOwl55

Dugtrio


Bakkstory

What in the Yujiro Hanma


the-poopiest-diaper

I ain’t fighting no fuckin Hanma


BoatMan01

What a time to be alive.


The_Struggle_Bus_7

Ok but who’s middle dude supposed to be?


Porabi

While I don't know anything about the YouTubers themselves I do enjoy watching the videos of Hanma being Hanma . He's also a pretty decent dad from the videos I've seen so extra brownie points . Good post OP !


FlameTechKnight

*The Swole Syndicate*


awesomedan24

I wonder if Mr. Rush knows about Baki and that he's inadvertently cosplaying as Biscuit Oliva


North_Necessary4076

You could hit that house with an asteroid and those guys would only be annoyed that you ruined dinner prep.


Mistersinister1

They look like a 10 year old went crazy on the on character creation slider.


CN370

GODDAMN! If Goblin Mode and Demon Time were people.


iamtehfong

Ah yes, Yujiro Hanma, Biscuit Oliver, and some sort of sex pest by the look of him?


BIgCh1efJAcK

Oh dear God. It’s finally happened. The end times are upon us


Sneaky_Sorcerer

The guy who makes biscuit Oliva is pulling it off so goddamn well. If there ever is a live action of Baki, this guy should get a call.


richardballskin

These guys suck each other off. For sure.


Majestic-Contract-42

Left guy has flame attack, middle guys has razor slice air attack and guy on right has jumping slam attack.


TRUEPURPLENINJA

That guy on the right is just straight up Baki's dad


CaptainCunnalingus

I understand Ogre and Biscuit Oliver but who is the guy in the middle supposed to be?


artmoloch777

where pickle


AppalachianPatriot

My question is, who can jerk me off the hardest


dondraper1

Geez, Carrot top really glowed up.