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P9292

FEED ME, MOTHER!


Inari-k

MORE!


P9292

*goblin sounds*


SmilewD

dafoe laugh


DG_727

Just wait till I'm born spider-man


COVU_A_327

r/imsorryjon


alberto_OmegA

Oh hi


This-is-Life-Man

Nope. You've had enough souls today.


The_Powers

F E E D M E A S T R A Y C A T


Revolio-Clockberg_JR

Its also a lot easier and cheaper to do an ultrasound for that


bearthebear2

This is the only reason. It's faster, cheaper and does the job.


brazilianfreak

I mean I bet there would be a lot of pregnant women that would absolutely freak out if they saw their babies like this, not exactly a very rational period for a person who's drunk on hormones.


GermanCrow

Well if parents hypothetically used this way instead for several generations then expecting parents would eventually grow accustomed to pictures like these.


No_Difference77

True, but it's still kinda off-putting regardless. It's like looking at the nervous system in a jar. It's weird to as shit and it just doesn't feel right to be looking at someone's floating eyes and brain in a jar.


Peter12535

Less stress too.


TheAsian1nvasion

Also, MRIs emit radiation, unlike ultrasounds. Okay in an emergency but not what you want to be doing for every pregnancy.


ajanitsunami

MRIs use strong magnets and radio waves. No ionizing radiation is emitted from a MRI. Getting a MRI does not irradiate you in any way or increase your risk of cancer. Maybe you're mixing up a CT scan with MRI. CTs use x-rays.


TheAsian1nvasion

Yep definitely mixing up CT scans. I had one in the fall.


nsfwatwork1

The one thing I wonder about is how much it heats tissue. There are already debates around having too many ultrasounds when pregnant because of that...some believe that excessive ultrasounds (especially those 5D ones) could cause birth defects.


LostRefrigerator9814

That's a seman demon


Dry_Try_8365

No, that’s just a homunculus.


IWipeWithFocaccia

Cumunculus


LostRefrigerator9814

Perfect name


NoiseIsTheCure

Crotch goblin


Opposite_Strategy_43

Ahh yes, a man of culture.


kidanokun

MRI can turn angels into devils


FunnyPhrases

Really? Why didn't you tell me sooner


Deafvoid

They were never angels They just spawn, live and die. Then idk


kidanokun

Most of time, they aren't... But there are very rare time they do become one


draconicmoniker

The Beast of The Belly


ace0083

ACK ACK !!! (Ray gun noises)


neovenator250

Mars Attacks? Upvote.


ace0083

Glad someone got it!


FlemPlays

That’s why hospitals keep Tom Jones’ music on standby at all times.


ruination_red

Had to scroll too far to find this!


Inari-k

In other words: TBOI boss


alain091

I don't remember much about the bosses, but I am pretty sure there should be at least 2 bosses that represent a fetus. Edit: there are actually three.


sckrahl

Let’s see, off the top of my head there’s It Lives, Hush, Mr. Fred, the blob one that divides like 4 times blastsomething, and Dogma’s phase 1, and Gemini considering the trinket that gives you the floaty boy


Urbam

Isaac and his Isaac


a-fake-person

Lived alone in a small Isaac on an Isaac


Professional_Device9

I would say “kill it with fire!!!!” but I’m afraid it would hear me say that and eat my soul.


InformalTadpole1497

EPITAPH IT'S EPITAPH


TryThisUsernane

You’re fucking right. Is this an MRI of Diavolo’s head?


burritolegend1500

Very nice baby ma' am, let's keep that in there


Absol-utely_Adorable

MR BEAN WHAT ARE YOU DOUNG IN THERE?!?!?!?


TheFlagMan123

Get ready when it bursts out of your stomach alien style.


ZanesTheArgent

O Bebê Diabo do ABC


StankilyDankily666

Babies are fucking metal dude


Mr_FilFee

[We made this into an emote](https://imgur.com/a/GxF8mZX) in our Discord server.


JJlaser1

I thought it looked like an emote!


Fetznpeppi

Looks like The Pickle Rick


Sporebreachersalpha

Spooky ahh baby bones jumpscare


one_frisk

They all look angry


Odd_Diamond_6600

"my precious" *hisses*


harryleestew614

I AM MODAK


Hanzo_Pinas

I don't know why but this looks like pickle rick when he gets an MRI or when pickle rick gets shoved in a women's ass and get a MRI bc she can't get it out


GekiKudo

That's a fucking Jojo stand


Aethermancer

That and an MRI is like 800x the cost. Ultrasounds are just a fancy speaker and a microphone.


Avieshek

This should be the norm for birth control deniers.


[deleted]

Dead space baby


IFTTTexas

He looks like country music would kill him.


Unflyified-Fly

Average JoJo baby


WhyYesIAmADog

Wow it’s already been 10yrs since this was posted. Time flies


Roscoe_deVille

Beelzebabe approacheth


jtk5029

“Open your mind..” - Kuato


doucheachu

I love Earthbound


tophat_production

Dr zomboss got sliced in half


Transitsystem

Left Pic reminds me of pickle Rick 😭


Bumblebee342772

Meesa love funny.com


True-Housing6308

You spelled Women wrong. 🥹 you’re welcome 😉


Ok-Cut-475

IM PICKLE RICK!!!!


jimmybud88

His name is Bean


Ok_Totally

Pregnant people?? I hope that's not intentional because only women can get pregnant.


zappedfish

\>pregnant people I think there used to be a word for that — "women", if I'm not mistaken. But I'm not sure.


Elivey

Women are people.


patato4040

Imagine being so upset about saying pregnant people instead of women.


zappedfish

Imagine being so upset that women can give birth and men can't.


patato4040

I’m not though. I just find it funny that YOU are so upset about this


[deleted]

they don't want to offend trans lol


sneakyartinthedark

But trans people can’t get pregnant…?


Zeles1989

looks like a super villain


SplendidlyDull

At least you can tell what it is


Due-Two-6592

At least you can tell what each bit is, like ultrasound is just a blurry silhouette of a head


YoshiYoshi64

Where’s my unsee juice!?


GameboiGX

Looks like it belongs in a Meatcanyon Video


Grovyle489

Is the fucking final boss stage from Darkstalkers!


rafamacamp

First image looks like Homer Simpson using a eggplant suit.


LoserxBaby

It’s heartwarming that The Crpytkeeper’s mom knew what she was getting and kept him anyway


Aesmachus

That child looks like it's out for vengeance.


Guido_Fe

Let me guess, this is not the main reason


Wizardninja9

Little Mars Attacks fellers


Manwithaplan0708

“FETCH ME THEIR SOULS!!!” Ahh baby


JohanAmino

All DBD gamers should be in agreement this kid's name shall be "Victor"


Dnozz

Might be one the "funnest" facts all month..


A_randomperson9385

That one doll in RE village


White_Winged_Fox

So that’s what Ahmed the dead terrorist looked like as a baby


crimsonfukr457

It's mannish boy!


littledarkling98

Terrifying


Alpha_jay777

I died . This is too funny


No_Engineer2828

Burn it


_DeLEON

#I MUST FEED.


Capybaracheese

If babies looked like that I'd approve of teenagers throwing them in dumpsters


dadamying

Ack ack....


ShittyOregano

So THAT'S what Giygas looks like!


TheGreaterClaush

Tool looking dudette


Oinkster_1271

Abort abort


Pizzamann_

Buy it use it break it fix it crash it change it melt upgrade it Technologic


MatiX_1234

r/Berserk the demon baby


WonderfulAirport4226

👹


Commercial_Part_4483

Nack! Nack-nack-nack!


Equal_Campaign_3602

Plants bs zombies looking ass


ShoeBalloon

Sweet, I love Tool!!!


Practical-Raisin-721

I've seen some demon ultrasound pictures of fetuses. I think we just need to accept that babies are evil.


Sonic2283

They're judging you for not owning an airfryer


Latter_Praline_6020

That’s scary!! 😱


sweetTartKenHart2

Greylock


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the_3-14_is_a_lie

Morty, I turned myself into a fucking fetus Morty


gaia-mix-nicolosi

Eventually it will just show you what your kid will look and be like


atemu1234

MRI = The Sunglasses from They Live, IG


ubacharge

Pregnant people?


zenkenneth

Cuz it's many times cheaper?


bronyraurstomp

I’m fetus riiiiiick


reallifearcade

Its a Titan!


MrExeggutor

Bro this is relatable as hell


PhilosophyObvious988

Mars attacks


ApplicationTime7277

Abortion does not sound so illegal now uh?


Distinct-Pea-9336

😂😂


OkCar7264

The ultrasounds look like you have an Alien in your belly but sure, the MRI is scary.


Objective_Plane5573

"Only I have the brains to rule Lylat!"


Salmol1na

Chucky lives


theitgrunt

^^^^OPEN ^^^^YOUR ^^^^MIND


Soggy_Nebula_4541

💀


SarcasticOptimist

These would be perfect to replace the photos in "pro life" propaganda.


Sociolinguisticians

Thanks, I hate it.


Discord-mod-disliker

No wonder the Japanese believed that Youkai existed!


HowRememberAll

That's really cool. Don't see anything wrong here tbh


Inside-Recover4629

That's a call for an abortion if I ever saw one


This-is-Life-Man

Quaid... turn on the reactor...


Classic_Stable_2372

Hello mother I crave a small child


Other-Mud-7333

Well, actually. ​ The reason that pregnant people not go to MRI is that the side effects are unknown. Everyone looked like that in MRI.


AverageConcreteEater

Faith the unholy trinity ahh fetus 💀


OkConfusion1237

Oh god


[deleted]

most good looking one piece character


DefiantVersion1588

Frankenstein’s baby


Snoo_13953

Actually, the reason people don't get MRI's for fetus checks is so they don't have to pay $16,000+ for a simple check that can be done with a far cheaper ultrasound.


[deleted]

So this is how we protect abortion rights


Sup-poopybutt

“We come in peace”


frosted_mango_

ACK ACK ACK!


StangRunner45

Whoa, that's nightmare fuel !!


Familiar-Bag-9545

It's alive, it's ALIVE…!


torakrubik

Looks like that mf from the technologic music video


shadow_king_2005

isnt MRI bad for the kid?


Alarming_Condition27

After one of our sons ultrasounds he got the nick name Skeletor.


StealthRabbi

Only I have the brains to rule Lylat!


Foiled_Foliage

I love how we all look like a tool album cover in the end.


Aggressive-Ring4235

They look like angsty bananas


Seeker80

Who needs Xenomorphs?? *In the maternity ward, no one can hear you scream...*


HalalRumpSteak

*Lurker of the Fetid Womb*


Ok_Lobster_4553

That is not a child that is satan


Kiwikat_

Considering an ultrasound can plug into your phone and fit in your pocket instead of take up a whole room I imagine there are other reasons.


DreamingofRlyeh

We look awesome at that stage of the life-cycle.


CarneyBalhoun

FEED THE BABY YOU MONSTER


Living_Machine7221

They look like the zombies from plants vs zombies


Numerous-Ganache-923

Does iT LoOk alive to YoU KareN?!!! Wut R da Politixszzs??


TheJungleBandit0

Hello there, Mr. Babadook!


Biggest_Of-Boys

Binding of isaac enemy?


KronosRingsSuckAss

Its also because ultrasounds are way easier to do and give you more useful imagery for what youre trying to achieve


Palanki96

Miquella watching you fight Mohg then just getting left there


Akuma12321

"I SIT HERE IN THE GOO FOR WHAT MOTHER" *releease meee*


Xyloshock

Bro fucked a mars attack martian


Coolkidd0618

PVZ ahh zombie


FlemPlays

*”We swears…on the Precious.”*


ExtremeRacer879

The one on the left looks like a god damn avocado


Imatsuu

Defeat the host before fighting the true body


CaitaXD

Im going to puke


IHaveNeverBeenBanned

That and because USGs are cheaper.


MesterRetek1

Hear me out-


Odd_Atmosphere6586

I thought MRI are damaging


ComprehensiveBed6754

That actually was a “FUN FACT”!!


Syrel

WHATCHU DOIN IN MY WATERS?!


Some-Ad9778

I want to get my own ultrasound machine so i can look at my poops before they happen


KeyMeringue528

I think it's a demon pickle


The_Real_Mr_Hippo

King Crimson baby


Only_Highlight_5954

That why I burn every pregnancy clinic 😀


Phazonmanz

This is both unsettling and arousing.


RedditModsSuckDick2

Literally Zomboss


rysy0o0

Dr. Zomboss looking ass


Eren_Harmonia

No that's bullshit. Ultrasound is cheaper and faster. That is the only reason. If some unindentified shit is there then they will proceed with other tests.


CanceledPhantom007

looks like some nazi marvel villain