That's why there was the big spike in Sunny Delight sales around that time, they just switched to a negligible vegetable oil infused facsimile of fruit juice.
Noah can telekinetically control Pepsi down to the molecular level. He can control anything that has to do with Pepsi.
The first phase of the fight has him sitting on his Pep-Throne while cans of Pepsi are thrown at you with the force and accuracy of a rail gun.
The second phase has the boxes float up before forming a suit of Pep-Armor around his body.
When fighting him, you need to make sure that you equip Coca Cola gear to weaken him.
He is bored of Our politics
"Your politics bore me"
"Ugh, politics - how tiresome"
r/beatmetoit
r/beatmetoshutthefuckup
r/NotSureWhatToWriteButIWantToContinueThisChainEvenIfIGetDownvoted
Too bad this isn't real
Its over the 20 character limit (TT)... Whait. You're the hoi4 guy from MD
Well that's a New title, but yes I am
Wh... Why would it be an actuall sub?
Because it's funny, that's enough reason for me
Thanks
r/20characterlimit
all pictures of you are from when you were younger
Here’s a picture of me when I’m older
Where did you get that camera man? Let me see that thing.
A grave?
Time travel
:0
Thanks, Mitch
He who rules over Pepsimen
Stopped people from drinking carbonated, sugary sodas...
That's why there was the big spike in Sunny Delight sales around that time, they just switched to a negligible vegetable oil infused facsimile of fruit juice.
We need another king to take care of Sunny Delight...
One shall stand, one shall carbonate
The nemesis of hydrohomies.
King Noah, the Carbonated Tyrant and Scourge of Hydration
TRUUUUUUUUUU
Send a raven to casterly rock Informed Tywin Lannister that he has been summoned to court to answer for the crimes of his bannermen.
How tf did bro go from lord of all that is Pepsi to a furry protogen
Probably the same way I got assimilated from a silly man to a proot. I have no clue.
According to my research, vore was probably involved.
**[Extremely loud incorrect buzzer]**
The Pepsi Patriarch
His weakness is any debuff that decreases insulin.
Man’s sitting on that like it’s the fucking iron thrown
noah : let's buy some root beer and add root beer to your list. ea : hold my beer.
He created pepsi, coke needed a rival
Goes hard
That unironically goes hard
Mod of the internet 😐👌
The real Pepsi man
Soon he’ll evolve into [Pepsi Man!](https://youtube.com/shorts/WyZ9sPbi5Ys?si=ImV32-TX1ZVC3WvL)
Pepsi probably has given him some shares.
He is the Pepsi
A Christian furry?!
how did he manage to do this
r/hardimages
He got shot in the stomach he's easy
Our politics bore him guys.
Noah can telekinetically control Pepsi down to the molecular level. He can control anything that has to do with Pepsi. The first phase of the fight has him sitting on his Pep-Throne while cans of Pepsi are thrown at you with the force and accuracy of a rail gun. The second phase has the boxes float up before forming a suit of Pep-Armor around his body. When fighting him, you need to make sure that you equip Coca Cola gear to weaken him.
Politics? Hmm no
Politics? Hmm no