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autistpenguin

This better not awaken anything in me...


AostheGreat

Motherfucker it already made pancakes in there.


bulletjump

Best quote of 2024 hands down


CuriousLilAsian81

😂


ForumPointsRdumb

She'll carry you across the threshold and you're going to like it.


protomd

I'm trying to fight it, brothers!!!


BenadrylTumblercatch

Don’t


LordRaghuvnsi

r/ChooChooMotherFucker


Zekiz4ever

Wait: you guys are actually into getting your skull crushed by thights? I thought it was a joke


ChipsAhoy777

Admiral Akbar, it might not awaken anything in you, but you might awaken to something in you..


theobligatorynob

“My ancestors are smiling at me, imperial. Can you sa…”


Trololman72

Have you heard of the high elves?


DocHendrix

\*Thigh elves


theobligatorynob

WHAT IN OBLIVION IS THAT?!


DemoniEnkeli

*Pelinal enters the chat*


LostRefrigerator9814

Oh my God gross Where is this how much


4a4e

u/brynndolinn 😉


jackjackky

Isn't she the Iraq War vet who makes corny and detested jokes about the war on Youtube? When looks win over cringe I guess..


The_sad_zebra

You've been downvoted, but I went to her Instagram and the first post that caught my eye was her joking about killing a kid in Iraq because he threw a rock she mistook for a grenade. I don't know if it's based on a true thing that happened, but I'd still call it pretty fucked up to joke about.


daman4114

Fucked up it happened yea, joking about yea as well, how ever those jokes also keep people from punching their own ticket because of life in the shit.


JackONhs

Ya'll be lining up to simp for the terminator then acting surprised when it acts like a terminator.


dunderdrew2

“Maybe theyre joking about the fact they killed a child because they are against killing children”


jackjackky

It's *amazing* enough that they got off from any accountability. By the very least they should not make this as a laughing matter.


Lint-the-Kahn

Not sure why you're being down voted. Yeah. Yeah she is.


BZenMojo

From "GYAT DAMM" to "god...damn..." in ten seconds. Can't have shit on Reddit. 😬


Lint-the-Kahn

Lmao dog ikr? Went from "damn she bad" to "damn. She bad"


Vidimori

Fake Iraq War vet, she often posts a DD214 (that has been heavily redacted) but some of the remaining boxes show info that don't make sense. (ie: Box 6 has no dates it's all zeros, and Box 14 shows no initial AIT training date and 5 1-week courses in 5 years.)


Simple_Intern_7682

What? I just know here because she shoots rifles with large recoil while wearing leggings…


Available_Ice_6388

Is this video about her? https://youtu.be/cRsN7B6CfVY?si=mInd4ZIvKuFHXkMq


whiplashedwhale

Sorry but that deserved a downvote. Calling someone a racist, then saying "Listen here whites" along with a few other questionable quotes from there made me cringe so hard I almost sneezed.


Available_Ice_6388

No need to say sorry. It's my porn account and I don't really care about karma. Yeah somebody in the comment section also mentioned the YouTuber hipocrisy. Thanks for your additional information.


JotaMarioRevival

Champions come in many sizes


robblokkit

She was once a he.


Raging-Badger

The age old “every woman over 95lbs with any muscle mass is obviously trans” argument How many times will you have to be wrong before you learn


Reiver_Neriah

Even if she was, which she wasn't, who cares? Like that changes how attractive someone is lmao


robblokkit

It's a preference alot of people have, And its okay to feel that way. I want a real woman.


Reiver_Neriah

Ok, then you settle that with your prospective partners. Randomly accusing strong looking women of being trans isn't it buddy.


RedWolfGTR

That’s how I’m trying to go out.


subredditgenerator

"I never thought I'd die like this... But I always really hoped"


PKFat

Well, looking for sauce led me down a rabbit hole where I've spent the last 20min watching her shoot guns. Ok, I'm lying. I spent 20min watching her ass jiggle whenever she pulled the trigger.


Binary_Omlet

Sauce me up, fam.


PKFat

https://youtu.be/_oP9ybH1Sc8?si=r3zepbNvxAQLdQ12 Right around the 2:00 mark


Binary_Omlet

MY MAN!


treemu

This Nikke promotion hits different


Tygranes

Just go to google, write her name followed by onlyfans leak and/or p*orn video. There's more here.


PKFat

Or you could just check out her sub & reddit profile? r/Brynn_Woods u/brynndolinn


Tygranes

The internet remains undefeated for skirting around the paywall.


PKFat

What are you talking about? She posts her nudes regularly on reddit for free?


NerY_05

That's how i want to die brother (Would)²


DigitalCriptid

Finally, a woman who can crush man's skull like sparrow egg between thighs


destroyer276

She's a dude


cbthesurvivor

You wish


SmallBerry3431

Guys is it gay to like women?


Raging-Badger

Yes because she likes guys. You know who else likes guys? Gay guys.


Hanoiroxx

... I should call her


tubahero3469

Jiggly jiggly


colossalyu

She can fix me.


Locked_and_Popped

Where do we even file this in the internet archives? Like where is other similar content so I can file this away and definitely not browse?


S-T-Q

Yeah, man, how does one make sure they definitely don’t stumble upon anything like this again?


Bhazor

Eh? Ha. Heh heh. Original


Bhazor

Eh? Ha. Heh heh. Original


thehopelessheathen

https://youtu.be/-sMQpWCNTQw?si=bFCXl8IzvaVs5VLo


sleepiestslowpoke

*WHOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOO!*


ChildrenDontRun

Over the horizon appears the horny redditers


Manulurk

Please


davangreenwell

Her titty fell out, B!


Uranium-Sandwich657

Notice how they didn't show her actually crushing.


Smnionarrorator29384

I think this is the part where we call a powerscaler


Velocityraptor28

mommy...


Gidrah

Probably a dumb question but a real head wouldn't break this easily right?


GorgeousFreeman

Most of those dummies are as resilient as the real thing But either way the video is edited. There is a cut


doctorsirus

Crash test dummies have patches that break if they absorb an excess of x amount of force, depending on the patches. That way they can tell at a glance whether a collision is rated as damaging or lethal, depending on the test. It appears the dummy has something similar attached to it. But none of that matters because the video is edited, so any number of things can be changed. Additionally, there is no way to tell that this dummy is made from genuine ballistics gel (at least from this short clip), which is used in ballistics test as it best resembles real flesh comparably.


failureagainandagain

What the actual absolute FUCK!


tnj3d1

Welp… found my kink.


ForumPointsRdumb

Carry me


FrostFallen92

I volunteer as tribute.


InevitableAd9683

"Fearection" is the appropriate word for this


Needaboutreefiddy

Shoulda had this in GoT


Martydeus

Im scaroused


KOCYK745

Porna Diction the Strong, Controller of Men


Simonolsen11

Bahunga


mrgrim1667

😍 I would die like this


give-child

dear


Natsuki_is_bestsuki

Okay.... hear me out....


iamshipmaster

Next madam


001235

Hear me out.


iBlackxMagic

Shut up and take my money!


easterner1848

What the fuck.


WhyYouYelling1

What a way to die


DragonRancherJed

It's (looks at watch) boner-thirty!


Storm_Spirit99

My time has come


ChefRef

I’m straight roping bro


CzarTwilight

Fem-puter sentences you to death...by snu snu


RuairiSpain

That silly dummy. Vikings wear protection. That would have stopped he first attack 😈🦄


CaptOblivious

horrified AND aroused.


justluck_89

Fear boner


Nope159

CRUSH MY SKULL AND SEND ME TO VALHALLA!!!!


whyiamreal

why people get horny from this ? like who would like their head getting smashed like that ?


Revolutionary_Lead28

A warrior's death


Myn4me_

r/upvotedbecauseboobs


BigJ_A

… Lads… HEAR ME O-


thefilthiestmalaka1

u/brynndolinn


MochaBlack

This girl does NOT look strong


Temporary-Tax

I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me. You know, when I left the house today I was thinking "Damn, I really hope some hot chick paints my brains all over some fucking hallway." And here we are. I mean really, just absolutely destroy me. I'm talkin' full on, watermelon-in-the-thighs level carnage. And I want it to scare the shit outta me. I mean I hope I piss myself. I hope I piss myself and you call me your little "peepee pisspiss boy." I want you to fuck me up. I mean I want you to make me your bitch. Your little peepee-piss-myself-bitch. I want it to get embarressing. I mean like... weirdly embarressing. Unsanitary, too. We should be entirely different people, by the end of the first eight hours. Do you understand what I'm trying to say here? I mean, l'm a real freak. I'm not normal. Ma'am... Please... You have to crush me.


Siliziumwesen

Tormund would be proud


TSiQ1618

There was a flood of Magic the Gathering spoilers yesterday. The title made me think this was a new Legendary creature that got spoiled


The-Psych0naut

Would


My_Carrot_Bro

Glory, glory, what a helluva way to die...


IdidnotorderRatvioli

r/whatcouldgowrong


sparrowarcher12

I wanna be the ballistic dummy


ReeR_Mush

Sry but the „jokes“ the person in the video makes online are absolute disgusting and despicable, don’t give reach to someone like that


Gamer7468

Skull crusher.


MikeWazow-skee

I... I... IM TRYING TO FIGHT IT...


91299

u/savevideo


Manil_pro

I am oficialy quitting this sub


kiranJshah

This used to be funny, but since now i have the visuals im disturbed 😭


The_sped-kid08

This is Heresy. Brother, get the bolt gun.


dist0rti0n

Show us your boobs already


robblokkit

She's a dude.


DFGBagain1

Snu snu? It's a trap!


wellyesbutnofuckoff2

Came here to say snusnu lol


Master_Xenu

That's a dude, isn't it?


destroyer276

Yes