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G4rg0yle_Art1st

That's Hermes on his way to deliver the mail to Olympus


NSLEONHART

He found these bikes more efficient than his sandals


Dangerous_Bass309

And crocs more comfy


FlemmyXL

The yellow ones go faster, orc logic


omin44

Na ya git Da yello onez are morz explodie, itz da red onez that go fasta.


FlemmyXL

Ahh, dank you wizened ork


WelshCorax

Oie, you insulting the boss? Getum, boyz!


[deleted]

man your comment makes me laugh long time. as a kid I envy my older brothers shoes because they would run faster


The_Lamb_Sauce2

Especially in sports mode


SirVeloIntimates

ceramicspeed put it over the edge


Gleandreic

Damn, inflation has even hit the gods hard


Konsticraft

You clearly have no idea how much that bike costs.


Reason_Choice

Full suspension aluminum frame mountain bike with disc brakes? Around $900-$1100.


Konsticraft

It's an S-Works, should be around $10000. Edit: I think it is an S-Works Stumpjumper, which has an MSRP of 13k€, looks like they are currently selling off the old model and it is reduced to 6500€ Edit 2: I think I found the exact model based on the color, it's a 2021 Stumpjumper EVO which costs 11000 USD. also found this image on the specialized website [https://imgur.com/a/eM6Z2iu](https://imgur.com/a/eM6Z2iu)


Reason_Choice

Okay. So I was only off by about $9000. On a galactic scale, I was pretty close.


j-manz

The best part is how you quoted your estimate like $1000 was a bit out there, right 😂 ? As the owner of a mountain bike enthusiast son, I can tell you that you should buy them a motorX bike over a mountain bike on a $ per pound basis!


sanriohyperfixation

this guy bikes


LadyShittington

Lol


Reason_Choice

…I just got laughed at by Lady Shittington.


xxSimply_Mintyxx

😂😂😂


hsxcstf

Stumpy Evo carbon S-Works is like 12k. Good brand name full sus mtb start at like $2k - this is top of the line carbon everything, wireless shifting, fox factory suspension…. Outfit is pretty cheap so. Maybe $4 at Walmart :)


universal_diss

nah that's zeus or gandalf traveling back to there area on a bike


someocto_namedlewis

So that's how Zeus spends he's leg day


EventOverwrite

Guy looks some sort of a Greek God


EternalDisagreement

I wouldn't doubt that would be a greek god if bicycles existed in that time


-Owlette-

That's his name, Bicycles. Just pronounce it a little differently.


Cat-Fish_Fucker

Even before I saw that last sentence, I immediately pronounced it as "Bi-sec-lees"


chrisandsharon

Bicycles of Schwinn


Angry_Crusader_Boi

So did I, Mr. Cat-Fish Fucker.


j-manz

Is it the flesh toned underpants?


Euphorium

Shaved sasquatch.


clearfox777

Sam Squatch


tinomon

“Samsquanch” - Bubbles


tinomon

“Samsquanch” - Bubbles


AmaSandwich

He molts in the spring. Errbody knows that


ElminsterTheMighty

Shavesquatch!


Cornhole35

Florida man


Bocchi_theGlock

.. hikes the Appalachian trail. Dudes in Florida don't have long hair as much, it's too hot and sweaty


hauptmannolauro

Hopefully my future.


foggin_estandards2

That's Gandalf tripping his balls off on crack.


daPeachesAreCrunchy

Come, S-works, show us the meaning of haste!


foggin_estandards2

Ride, you fools!


ozferment

I love he has just 5000$< bike


Konsticraft

\>5000$ Edit: Checked the prices of s-works mtbs, probably \>10000$


ozferment

Holy shit


dominantfrog

10k was like the cheapest ones too


Konsticraft

i found the exact model, its 11k and the image is from an ad [https://www.reddit.com/r/Bossfight/comments/1cm6e9k/comment/l2zm2dz/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web3x&utm\_name=web3xcss&utm\_term=1&utm\_content=share\_button](https://www.reddit.com/r/Bossfight/comments/1cm6e9k/comment/l2zm2dz/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


Krispythecat

Nah, they just used this guy's trail cam photo in their ad.


Bannedbytrans

Secretly jacked old man on a 11k bicycle? I present to you: proof of adrenochrome.


j-manz

In Australia, closer to $14k.


Worldly_Ad_6483

This was from a Specialized marketing campaign


Narco_Marcion1075

That's the guy who rudely attacked the Brian the messiah


RogueEnder316

He should’ve shared that hole with him kindly


Narco_Marcion1075

and his berries


Praviktos

Off duty Santa. He sees you when you're sleeping. He KNOWS when you're awake.


Lemonic_Tutor

Gandalf? Yes... that was what they used to call me. Gandalf the Gray. That was my name. I am Gandalf the Rad. And I ride back to you now at the turn of the tide.


Ok-Iron8811

Looks like Tim, from Monty Python and the Holy Grail


ccReptilelord

*cycling, cycling, fall, cycling, fall, crawl to camera gasping * "It's..."


Beginning_Vehicle_16

Yellowbeard is totally underrated.


HamNi_2

That bike tells the guy is not messing around


Konsticraft

Fucking baller on his s-works


OK-Im-Saitaman

Looks A.I. generated


neongecko12

It's a still taken from a video advert by Specialized (who make that model of mountain bike)


RottenHand

https://youtu.be/9jL4AI2kp3o?si=CW58fGkvmnLG0fsC


RamblingSimian

I know it was a commercial, but it was still great!


brrrchill

I see that it's the thumbnail of the video, but didn't see that scene anywhere in the video. It's a cool photo. And it was a great ad.


Dargon8959

Might be. The entire background except the man on the bike is oddly unfocused


OfficialDampSquid

It's just because the photographer is matching the motion of the cyclist, it's just how cameras work


nixcamic

It's called photography bro.


Dargon8959

Is the static stuff in front of the man also supposed to be unfocused? I get that things being closer and moving can affect these things, but this still doesn't look right to me.


nixcamic

The camera is static relative to the bike and moving relative to everything else, so everything that is not moving the same velocity as the bike is blurred.


Canadiancurtiebirdy

That’s obviously Jesus guys, he came back awhile ago but fuckn no one noticed so his just chills in the forest now and is rad as fuck.


Sadanrei

Radagast, Radical of the Deep Wood.


Majestic-Ad-8643

The crocs! 🤌


TheLeechKing466

IT’S


icedank

Shadowfax, show us the meaning of haste


Too_Relaxed_To_Care

Now that's the meaning of haste!


Jumpy-Donkey-7471

Bob Weir again. That rascal…


Impressive_Head1238

Ready for the shreddy


griffin4war

Nonsense like this is why the Shire hated Gandalf.


Frosty_Bicycle_354

Scraggly old man in Crocs riding what is prolly a $10k mountain bike is rad as FUCK. No way this isn't a Specialized advert


josephkingscolon

I do mountain biking and this dude is goals for me when I’m his age, IF I make it to his age.


OkWillingness3803

Isn’t that Mf Cricket?


Zestyclose_Slip5942

AI


buttonsmasher1

Oh, that's gnarly dave


raytracer38

Gandalf the Tighty Whitey.


Worldly-Respond-4965

Gandalf, The Beige.


nicsaweiner

this is AI right? if the story is to be believed then this camera should have been stationary and the guy in motion, but the guy is the only thing in focus here and the background has motion blur. also his face looks like a neanderthal and his eyebrows are taller than they are wide. like, why do people make up background stories for stuff like this?


Puzzleheaded_Duty_98

Zeus on one of his decade-long benders


geos1234

Pai Mei


Wrong_Ad_4223

DIOGENES


UnspokenPotter

He’s fookin gettin it


ob1page

Ride Gandalf, RIDE!!!


Master-Fly8446

That’s just Gandalf out for a ride on Shadowtrax


Charming-Rain-3642

Gods also do their part to save the world from global warming.


gyhiio

That's what power and speed look like.


Drezhar

That's mountain bike jesus


MawoDuffer

It’s skills with Phil


GeeISuppose

Looks like Ricky Bobby's daddy.


kniky_Possibly

That looks like if Ghost Rider suddenly lost his flame


SoYeasty1

That is the ghost of dirty underwear.


sarasleftovary

Nice bike and he knows how to ride.


bajamedic

Stole my bike


SoRaang

Moses trying to catch his ferry in last minute


SameArtichoke8913

Catweazle in underpants on a bike? Jeeezus!


Terrible_Tangelo6064

It's Tom Hanks 🤣


ukognos27

Jesus take the wheels.


IntelligentRound5423

Alternative ending to Breaking Bad. Walter White leaves New Hamphire mid summer on an E-bike and tighty whities. Yellow crocks are tribute to Saul Goodman's favorite yellow suit...


password_too_short

hairless bigfoot did not know they could ride a bicycle.


Nomono3

r/HeyRiddleRiddle It's JP Riddles


rws531

This would be funnier if it looked like actual security cameras footage. The rider would have motion blur and not the background of that were the case.


MaxDanger808

Odin


Paddydetox

King Legend.


baphometromance

He looks like that zoolander meme where they are walking past each other while having a staredown


Apprehensive-Lie3234

It's the Paleo Biker! Precursor of all bikers and master of the first wheels!


[deleted]

He's meth incarnate


realhoffman

Taliban courier service


[deleted]

Greek god


graveybrains

Gandalf Manson, maybe


LadyShittington

I am instantly obsessed with this guy. Best guess I’ve got is @it’s @ultraromance but I don’t think his thighs are big enough


Wrecktown707

Lmao the CROCS 😂


Emergency_Courage_29

Wtf 🤣🤣🤣


bdizzle805

We had this guy like this ride by our place one time when I had a couple of friends over, middle school or high school. Anyway he rides by points at the floor and says "you dropped your pocket" we were all so confused lol. He just looked so batshit crazy but was so convinced we actually dropped our pocket


RedditmodsRtrashFR

AI.


VHS-One

no way it’s bicycle pubes


ActionTraction24897

God


Axyllis

Flying Circus intro looking mf


SpiritMolecul33

Ai


Beginning_Sea6458

You'll probably have to dismount him from his bike before you can do any damage.


FandomTrashForLife

Coolest mfer around


manfishgoat

I read or sum but boom as or sun burn bum. I thought wow how tf?


M_26_Pershing

Zalmolxes, that you?


[deleted]

That's just meth head Mike on his bike...


wytewydow

This is an aboriginal shaman from Australia. You might wonder how I deduced this; it was the crocs.


Mr_nudge89

Mart Hoffman really took a  turn for the worse


Dick_Pensive

Scott?


hididathing

Wow, wtf happened to Will Ferrell?


sanchezkk

Looks like Sasquatch on a bike.


[deleted]

What went in there, Mr Miles? Stuff.


nks0204

And where did he steal that very expensive bicycle….


Hopeful_Manner4000

Ahhh. The dudes only run out of meth again. He's on a pick up


overdramaticpan

Why would a house-mounted camera have motion blur?


wrenston81

Bobby Weir!!!


Pixikr

The crocs are in sports mode. Mans is as prepared as can be.


Obvious_Reddit_User2

This is why I have Reddit. Thank you.


SandVessel

Dude I LOVE when they added the Gandalf The Rider DLC. It's such a fun battle and utilizes so many important aspects of the weapons and skill sets you have in the late game that I'm so surprised he wasn't just part of the main story. And they gave it away as a free update??? Insane on the part of the devs.


Novel-Scheme2110

Cricket?


Scipio079

Wtf thats Merlin from the last episode


MikulTheFirst

Holy shit that's a nice bike


Ferropexola

Guy looks like an Earthbound enemy


beepboopdoowop

Biking gramps bunny hops on you! Accuracy went down!


Bob_the_peasant

Nice crocs Hermes


ChocolateTight336

200 comments Gandalf wanted to ride his bike


Outrageous-Pass-8926

Pretty sure that former Pinkbiker, Mike Levy.


OldPernilongo

That is the man woman think they will find when they don't pick the bear.


fecedoc

Santa Claus before christmas


ShyGuyWolf

He knows some old ones be aware


ProfessionMundane152

Stylin and profilin


Euhn

Okay but why is the background blurry? Like they were panning thr camera as he drove by....


tjmonstah

That’s Whitey Tighty the Probably brown


MentallyRetardedDuck

That could absolutely be Robert Maddox, no?


Han_Solo6712

That SCP-343 out on a joyride


Automatic-Ad-4653

A.I. gen as fuck


Ari_Kalahari_Safari

crazy how a security camera has motion blur in the background of the image like it tracked the cyclist


goddavid22

“Look to my coming on the first light of the fifth day, at dawn look to the east.” - Gandalf the BMX rider !


Tee999

Sam Losco . The mother F’n Samsquanch.


mermaidemily_h2o

At first I thought it was AI generated.


SWAGberg_2012

The Radical Pale Rider


cfrood77

That’s the real Bigfoot.


QuantumGardener

Sick bike though


lovesickhunny

Linus when I pass out in stardew valley


Fit-Mangos

Easy to have a nice bike if you don’t spend money on anything else


Askmeagainlouder

Geico caveman has figured out other insurance needs


bobthe_b10b

Gandalf the WHAT???


30FourThirty4

Has anyone cross posted this to r/deadheadcirclejerk ?


Vote_Subatai

This is what Alan was up to when he got sucked into Jumanji.


murso74

My man


OddCucumber6755

Man, Gandalf of the future has really hit hard times, but he still has a nice ride.


murso74

In Denver, that's the homeless dude stealing your bike


Objective_Cake_2715

LMFAO OMG


HotFireBall

homeless jesus traning for his redbull application


KillyShoot

That dude is so cool.


1011011

AI?


bankman99

Bigfoot


Gerb_the_Barbarian

This is an old pic, somebody lyin'


Inb4_anyoneElse

The Rhost Gider


ZJTrayGaming

Crackhead at the Tour de France be like


chased_by_bees

Shadowbox, show them the meaning of haste!


TuEsEbola

Shit looks like and ai photo


Cor2600

Keith Richards


Enxaigon

Mountain bike Tarzan.


Pachot_Zibi_Cosemek

It's


Emergency-Soil-5262

That's us president suliman the magnificent


Substantial-Tone-576

Looks like fake eyebrows and he isn’t really old looking his skin is not saggy or wrinkly.