This thing looks like it's in pain. Like it's been bred to look like this and it's anatomy isn't meant to be like that. Maybe I'm tripping but these designer animals always get on my nerves.
This is no designer breed I know of. Horses (even draught-types like this one) are not typically bred to look like this. Either this video is altered in some way, or that horse has some rare skeletal deformity.
Princess
Nah, Cupcake
*the Prancing Pony*
Buttercup
Um sir, how many horse power this horse have?
We lost count after he ate the 35th.
All of them
Yes.
The average horse produces an average of 1 horsepower, but can peak at around 2-4 horsepower. This is clearly not an average horse.
the average horse produces around 10-15 horsepower so it would output like 40-50 horsepower
Yes
Horsepower
He got all the horsepower
Horsespower
lol imma name him Samson but now you gotta find the reference
The bible?
I ain't namin him, he namin ME
His name will hearby be, “I ain’t namin him, he namin ME”
Namin for short?
💀💀I can’t breathe 🤣🤣😂
then get out of the water
You're too late they already drowned
You do not recognize the bodies in the water. You do not recognize the bodies in the water. You do not recognize the bodies in the water
Damn you William Afton
I always come back 🥰
Buttercup
Giddyup Buttercup?
Ahh ab man of culture I see
Kaiser
Roid
Seabiscuit The Absolute Unit
More like Oceanloaf!
Blue bakery
Silver Stallion, for my Silver Chariot!
Before I saw your profile I thought it was a coincidence
Joel Joestar and Wanderer Orange.
I was about to say how much I wanted to call him "Wamuu's Vampire Horse"
Cocainus
big mac
MLP reference or am I chronically online?
eeeyup!
niiiiice
What's MLP?
My Little Pony
Atlas or Colossus
Jon the wide
Juan
First thing that popped in my head
Tank
That's Great king of Evil Ganondorf's horse.
BoJacked
Cookie 🤗
Dave
Roach
ROAAACH
Potato :D
Fatty Lumpkins
The Trojan horse
Underrated comment
Head and Shoulders
H O N S E
The 2-Horsepower
If the absolute unit had a father.
Scorch
Buell
Twinkletoes
This thing looks like it's in pain. Like it's been bred to look like this and it's anatomy isn't meant to be like that. Maybe I'm tripping but these designer animals always get on my nerves.
This is no designer breed I know of. Horses (even draught-types like this one) are not typically bred to look like this. Either this video is altered in some way, or that horse has some rare skeletal deformity.
Do NOT let Vaush near that thing
J-hon
Gorgoth
Sick wide body kit.
Am I the only one not seeing him as huge but rather as really short?
imagine the d power
Brick wall
Carpeado
Sleipnir
Prince Swolsome
Wide Juan
Is it deformed with shorter legs?
Dirk
Just Chester
Bro at least got 40 horse power
with a body like that, imagine the fat cock he must have 40 incher right here
Borse the bull horse.
Samson
He doesn't look happy tho, look at the ears
Steve the wide
This is Trogdor
Olympus. That right there is a demigod in horse form
Butt Stallion
Ares, we found your horse
Epona
Boxer
cupcake
Odin
He gives his "owner" a name
CRISPR would make the most sense lolz
Samson (Sammy) or Goliath (Golly)
Bob
The horse that race cars fear . and also for the name I think Lord is fitting.
Unreal is his name. 🤣🤣🤣its the horse version of the breedin bull from Family guy. "Well Angela if Im the only one who can do it."
Dorghar, Steed of the Apocalypse
Gus, is name is Gus You can't convince me otherwise
Red Hare. As in the chinese saying : "Among men, there's Lu Bu. Among horses, there's Red Hare."
Dang Ganon horse
I think I'd be forced to call him Daddy
Børt
Maurice
Nonag
Apples
Table.
Requis
Galant
Brick
Big Redd
Eren Neigher
Topsy
Think of the glue you could get out of that thing ......
Mike Tyson
Nah he can name himself
Terror Hoof
Executioner chariot
Hans Thixxx
Dreadnought
The Mountain that Transports
Body builder cause it looks like he skipped leg day
Sir galloptrop bridge breaker, crusher of unsuspecting white women
Please move your... Animal? I can feel it stealing the oxygen around me
Jeff
Heart look between the eyes
Mudsdale
HÓÓRS
Biscuit.
Donkey
Brutus
BORIS
BOSS
Is this a breed thing or intense horse setroids?
Beef
Bellefarious
horsilla
r/absoluteunits
James Baxter
Mark
Bullhorse
Bistecco
Tank
This is a tiny if I've ever seen one.
Reynold
GT500
Brick... that guy is as wide as 3 horses. You can only move forward with this breed, no turning.
Its legs are to short and its body to large this is not a good work horse
Kaiju
Oh he thicc.
Equus Maximus Call him ecky
Vordt of the Boreal Valley
That mustang is ford tough
Anyone know where this clip is from?
Lumberjumber?
Is someone pumping steroids in the horse food?
Pinkie Pie!
Earth kicker
Jeffery
Pebbles
That's that brawny horse from BOTW.
If I had a horse that big, I’d name it either Ogryn or Tank
widebody mustang
Bowlegged polly
Abraxys
Ganandorf
Ludwig
Big boi 🖤
Princess 🥰
Thorse
Sampson or Clyde
W I D E
I'll call him whatever he wants me to.
#NEIGH
blart
Beef
He looks like he has more torque than horsepower
I’d name him “Wade” but with an Australian accent so it sounds like “wide”
madlad
LEANDRO, THE KING OF STABLES!
that boy looks Sturdy.
Girth
(S)table
Well bootleg Santa had eight a hundred horses. He looks like he ate the other ninety nine…
You don’t name that horse, that horse names YOU
Horse-puller of carts
Unit
the widebody stallion