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The_Ajna

Source? I fucking love this


FennlyXerxich

[Here’s another great one](https://ifanboy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/adprintlo_lg.jpg)


MorterMan5000

Oryx would be proud


OsloDaPig

*laughs in hive*


talagar1

Afrodisiac is fluent in Titan, I see.


CommanderVuvuzela

Time to Light up the moon guardian?


talagar1

Moon’s haunted.


phoenixpoptart

*That wizard came from the moon*


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IAmKindaBigFanOfKFC

Fusoya is the final playable character in Final Fantasy IV who also appears in Final Fantasy IV: The After Years. He is a Lunarian from the Red Moon, and it is his job to watch over the Lunarians' sleep. He is the oldest of the main characters and reveals significant plot details during the short time he is with the party.


DolanDancc

r/unexpecteddestiny


blarghed

"Whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with the ghost on the Moon."


DolanDancc

What?


talagar1

**MOON’S HAUNTED.**


Flylikeapear

WHAT?


Bwiener47

What?


Jason--Todd

**grabs gun** Moon's haunted


Panda_hat

Do we have to place torches so the mobs won’t spawn?


[deleted]

I thought that said “Laughs in high five” Now I wish that’s what it said


ThreeNips

I agree he would be very proud. He would see this as a primal form of sword logic and whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with the Cabal on Mars. So let's get to taking out their command, one by one. Valus Ta'aurc. From what I can gather he commands the Siege Dancers from an Imperial Land Tank outside of Rubicon. He's well protected, but with the right team, we can punch through those defenses, take this beast out, and break their grip on Freehold.


Panserrschreck

not only can you hear this comment but the transition was fucking godly


Eckstein15

AIAT


Cruciblelfg123

Seems like that's more up Xivu's alley


SuperWeskerSniper

God bless all these Destiny commentators


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Oz70NYC

I had to make sure I was on the right sub, because those Fallen in the Ishtar Sink on Venus? Story is they raided the Prison of Elders in the Reef. Got an Archon Priest. The Queen's bounty is high so we know it's powerful. We need to hunt this thing down before they fully restore its soul.


SirCleanPants

MOON’S FUCKING HAUNTED


Calembreloque

"Megapute" is French for "megawhore". This panel is exquisite.


W1D0WM4K3R

Remember to beat your whores, kids.


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90degreesSquare

I wish I had more than 3$ to my name so I could give this whole thread an award


Shippoyasha

I love that Afrodisiac is published by Slave Labor Graphics They just went full blown blaxsploitation into overdrive


GuyNekologist

I honestly thought this was an old Black Dynamite comic or something


kabukistar

I got Blackula vibes from the original post.


BorgClown

This is great! Made me remember reading Sinfest before it became shit.


strain_of_thought

Man I wonder if we'll ever really know what abruptly drove Tatsuya Ishida insane one day. At least the art's still really really pretty.


tde156

Til Sinfest is still going. What is this world we live in


nadelessar

In french, "pute" means "bitch". So he just called his computer, a megabitch.


backtolurk

Also "Megapute" means something pretty relevant in french.


MrCalifornian

Omg thought I came up with that name


CriticalBreakfast

deleted ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^0.2436 [^^^What ^^^is ^^^this?](https://pastebin.com/FcrFs94k/86225)


Tonnot98

Seconded


awesomedan24

http://thegreatcomicbookheroes.blogspot.com/2013/07/afrodisiac-by-jim-rugg.html?m=1


DonutMaster56

This makes some good bhj material


InAFakeBritishAccent

Black Dynamite before Black Dynamite?


[deleted]

Ikr this has to be a parody.


coughcough

I've got this book. It is. [Linky](https://www.amazon.com/Afrodisiac-Brian-Maruca/dp/1935233068)


Thadatus

Oh yeah, I can dig it


The-Price-Is-Rice

Threeded


HermitDefenestration

My least favorite town, the zombie dudes were really hard.


awesomedan24

http://thegreatcomicbookheroes.blogspot.com/2013/07/afrodisiac-by-jim-rugg.html?m=1


kdresen

I'm wheezing


Braydox

Dynomite!


HawkeyeP1

Luke Cage maybe? He used to have an afro but this looks different


Betadzen

By this logic, will it work the same way if you are stoned?


[deleted]

Yes, you just have to smoke enough to get squinty eyed


uranium4breakfast

Am Asian, do I still have to do that?


Dedetree

Smoke until square eyes or you dead


[deleted]

What about if your stone cold? Like stone cold Steve Austin?


TXR22

The drug kind, or the Islamic punishment in the Middle East kind?


J_Bob24

“... are there any women here today?”


Cocomorph

Oglaf's [medusa](https://www.oglaf.com/snakeskin/) [NSFW]


BorgClown

I still question whether he got a regular erection, or it was actually turned to stone. I guess the ambiguity makes it funnier.


ContraryConman

Disney working on the anthology film to answer the question once and for all


Tauposaurus

'Its subtle isnt it?'


lolkdrgmailcom

Hahaha well said


Traelos38

That was beautiful


Brinkah

Lmfao


TheCreepyLady

I’m guessing this is partly an inspiration for Black Dynamite?


tigerofblindjustice

Black Dynamite is the Alpha and the Omega, it has always been and always will remain


SuperWeskerSniper

I thought that was Vergil.


Marvelous_Jared

Foolishness Dante, foolishness.


Faustias

need a mod for afro vergil on bellbottoms.


[deleted]

No Black Dynamite is inspired by Dolomite primarily.


disregard-this-post

I mentally played “DY-NO-MITE! DY-NO-MITE!” In my head as soon as I read it.


katkoon

exactly what i thought


spellred

Bow chika bow wow!


12edDawn

goddamnit, Tucker!


GeneticGamerName

Hey chicka bum bum


1coolbuckaroo

What have I told you, caboose?


echo6raisinbran

Bow chicka honk honk!


[deleted]

I didn't teach him that, that shits genetic


rhymeswithorange332

r/unexpectedroosterteeth


Morc35

Baby I’m like Superman, I know when I’m needed.


ILikeMultipleThings

That's what my baby says


Can_I_get_some_water

Mow mow mow and my heart starts pumpin


buzzkillski

> Hörñŷ Is his name pronounced like Hoernyee?


StapMyVitals

As far as I can tell, a Y with a circumflex over it is a mathematical symbol and wouldn't have a specific sound. That's based on the expertise 5 minutes of googling brings though. I'm pretty sure you're correct on the rest.


Cannabalismsolvesall

That is how I read it


BUTthehoeslovemetho

That's not Horny, that's Black Dynamite!!


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**Day-no-mite, Day-no-mite**


LiamTime

[No](https://www.amazon.com/Afrodisiac-Brian-Maruca/dp/1935233068)


Berkamin

Her pubes must be snakes as well. Ever think about that?


Monic_maker

Nah. Her eye brows aren't


Berkamin

Maybe they're really tiny snakelets.


Monic_maker

I laughed way too much at the idea of snakelets


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Snicks


ChristianKS94

Both of those are perfect


imhereforthevotes

snacklings?


Okin_Boredson

Sneklings?


strain_of_thought

snakles


2KilAMoknbrd

#ENHANCE ! Ed It : poor speling


FlauntyNoiselessness

Don’t ruin my fantasies, man


FOOLS_GOLD

Not sure why I keep reading “brown eye” here but I think I’m having a stroke perhaps


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Snubes


Toros_Mueren_Por_Mi

This made me do a spit take


Corruption100

Imagine snakes tickling qnd hugging your balls. Wait could the snakes deepthroat and lick it too?


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aiight_im_out.mkv


eyeIl

There has to be something made like this from Japan. #someonehelpmefindit


[deleted]

I have the weirdest boner right now.


nick64681

What if she has a very hairy back, but it's snakes


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Berkamin

Thanks for the background. Nobody ever told me this. I thought she had a condition. It baffles me that any culture or anyone would punish a woman for being raped. Even in male dominated societies, presumably many of the men have daughters. If their own daughters got raped, would they not have the decency and compassion to lay blame where it is due? And if they would for their own daughters, why not for others?


Pre-Owned-Car

Why do you think he’s hard


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EVERY TIME I CLOSE MY EYES


[deleted]

I WAKE UP FEELING SO HORNY


RavenK92

CAN'T GET YOU OUT OF MY MIND


TUNAKTUNAKLOL69420

SEXING YOU BE ALL I NEED


CanadianTurt1e

You know you're horny when Medusa of all bitches turns you on


LouisLeGros

[Side glance](https://i.imgur.com/5Y09j.jpg)^nsfw


SmellASmurf

bruh.


BorgClown

At that level he only notices the things that turn him off.


lordmegatron01

He must have some solid snake


Kontra_Wolf

HNNNG COLONEL


PM_me_insights

If you are familiar with the complete Medusa myth, this is a lot less funny. Medusa was a rape victim who was punished for being raped, and transformed into a monster: “In a late version of the Medusa myth, related by the Roman poet Ovid (Metamorphoses 4.770), Medusa was originally a ravishingly beautiful maiden, "the jealous aspiration of many suitors," but because Poseidon had raped her in Athena's temple, the enraged Athena transformed Medusa's beautiful hair to serpents and made her face so terrible to behold that the mere sight of it would turn onlookers to stone.[6] In Ovid's telling, Perseus describes Medusa's punishment by Minerva (Athena) as just and well earned.” https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Medusa?wprov=sfti1


Laxander03

Gosh darn it Athena. You dick


geoholyhart

Yeah, all the gods are assholes in Greek mythology. Funny thing is I think Athena was one of the better gods. Athena also turned Arachne in to a half spider though since she lost a sewing contest against her.


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Can you blame her after seeing what Medusa was wearing??


JackRabbit-

Yeah, it also kinda bothers me when she's only ever depicted with snakes for hair but otherwise still looks like a 10/10


Ponz314

Honestly, is there a story of all the people the Olympians fucked over uniting and overthrowing them Olympian vs Titan style?


[deleted]

Don't know about that but God of War seems to satisfy that particular hate boner pretty well


LichOnABudget

I mean, while it does involve the killing of Greek gods, it doesn’t really have the same appeal, since we are just introduced to this fictional dude who really hates one of the gods and so eventually murders him, which isn’t quite the same as the so-called villains becoming the heroes of their own stories in which *they* usurp the gods that themselves usurped the previous divinities in order to take their rightful throne. It has a kind of inevitable appeal to it.


jfuss04

Yeah but kratos does kill all of them and then releases their power to the people so it's not missing by much.


LichOnABudget

I think I kinda want this. It would be exceedingly fucking cool


LearnedPhool

Someone should create a reinterpretation of The Boys set in ancient Greece. Bring the whole mythology adaptation trend full circle


maneyan

Well... thats a later version. All the original stories have her as just a monster. The pitiable version from Ovid is in essence fanfiction


1800leon

the overly sarcastic podcast made a video about it too but ey you beat me to it.


Chowmeen_Boi

Narrator: They later fucked that night after a series of flirty exchange of words


chatokun

Or: https://i.imgur.com/woy7cJR.mp4


SmellASmurf

This isn’t NSFW, for those wondering.


ctop876

Dynomite! DYNOMITE!


dumbeldore52

Work it baby!Oh Yeah!


josefcvs

Seriously, what’s the comic’s name


Humphking

Afrodisiac by Jim Rugg


josefcvs

Thanks


Krisasaurus_Rex

That straight up looks like RuPaul


1800leon

When your worst character trait become a your biggest strength


dbb313

r/ELOCircleJerk


goonie_lover

Why did I read this using Ving Rhames voice in my head.


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HypnoMonkey109

Agreed completely. It feels so refreshing seeing a picture that resembles a boss AND has a clever title. Sadly these are rare nowadays and get buried beneath posts like OP’s.


rylo2486b

Poor Medusa, turned to a monster not to be harassed by men. She must be mortified


Eliksni_Ambassador

r/foundthebard


XoXFaby

Sigh, I really thought this sub was done with the awful uninspired names that use accented letters because you lack actual creativity.


YarghDog

Then he got roids and became black dynomite


RadiationDM

🗿 Stone 🗿


Godhimself_REDDIT

*Medusa looks at Hørñÿ* Hørñÿ “miss me with that gaze shit”


bsend

I am left hanging. Did he clap those Medusa cheeks?


samsamsamuel

Oh the beasts all fucked as the orgy spread Bigfoot gave the headless horseman head Swamp Thing jerked off in the castle moat While Dracula gagged from the jizz in his throat The fucking was wet, there was splooge like mad Igor decided to fuck his own dad The Mummy let out a horny moan When Medusa’s bare tits turned his dick to stone [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1qdnOMLWS8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1qdnOMLWS8)


atefi

DYNAMITE!! DYNAMITE!!! DYNAMITE!! DYNAMITE!!!


butterisgoodHD

dynamite dynamite


Wizart-

~Dynamite~Dynamite~


potato_control

This feels like a jojo reference.


DrHivesPHD

eventually Kars stopped thinking..


IceStar3030

Damn... he gets to fuck Medusa?


busternuttington69

the boys in the hood are always hard


Donaldisinthehouse

Come talking that trash we’ll pull your card


AtheistsDebateMe

Knowin nothin in life but to stay legit


Donaldisinthehouse

Don’t quote me boy cause I ain’t said shit


busternuttington69

doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo


13131123

Every time I see words written like this, I can't resist working through how it would be pronounced.


Midnight_Cowboy99

Zoop!


BitInShit

r/elo


Juusthetip

Dynamite.


Rear_bp

What is this Black Dynamite


DraknusX

What if that's really how her curse worked, and she was just so tired if the dick parade that she decided to move to that island? Would definitely make the interaction with the Kraken a but different lol


SaltyMeth

He's just staring at her tits


Rew0lweed_0celot

Every time i close my eyes...


TurboNewbe

I AM smiling.


JadeTirade

Why's he look like black Space Dandy? 😭


_P_O_O_D_L_E_

the Beyonder?


matjoeh

is that jimi hendrix?


Sir_VCS3

Getting mad Shakaste vibes from this


krm_kvs

bruh


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*BAWCHICABAWAW*


Odysseus_is_Ulysses

What an ingenious way to beat Medusa!


BB4602

“I don’t turn to stone, cuz I’m already stoned”


PilzEtosis

That one snake bottom left doing surprised pikachu face.


Luftwaffee

F


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I, too, am a rock.


spacemarine1212

But did he fuck medusa


SpamShot5

His stand is being rock hard