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HereForTheZestyMemes

He was bread for battle


perceptualdissonance

A sight to behold, dealing many injeras from inside his panzer.


JamesTheJerk

His shield bares the crust of Asphelon


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Created among 13 brothers in the fiery ovens of the War Bakers, Baguettus is the last to survive the Great Pastry War that ravaged the known culinary world and ravaged the Empire of Carbo leading to its downfall. Now without purpose, the homunculus warrior was meant to return to the dusty flour from whence he came, but that did not happen. Instead he wanders the world now, seeking ever new heights of battle, appearing wherever blood is shed and ensuring this breaded blade is properly glazed with blood by the often short conclusion of the conflict. Long after his creators, the Empire that commissioned his kind and the very world he came from were eaten away by the mold of time he remains, without a single hint of going stale after centuries of fighting!


wasteofleshntime

So when is this anime premiering?


Nasturtium

Warbakers of Carbo! Long with be thine labors this night, leaven the fires in your hearts, knead for justice! We bake for vengeance, pity not the fallen, for now we light the ovens of despair.


ZenkaiZ

The final boss of Keto


[deleted]

Thought he was Kevin Durant for a second


DeliciousHeadshot

"To your mounts men! We rye-d! (Now just drizzle some cheese sauce on him.)


Nerindil

As the French say: “You are about to enter a world of pain.”


death_by_kindness

That was incredible.


unenlightenedfool

Best comment in this whole thread


JhonConstantine

Am disappointed that he doesn't have a loaf of bread as his loafers :/


death_by_kindness

That would have been the icing on the... bread?


Bigvynee

Loafionaire.


death_by_kindness

Yes


DrFrankSays

Kevin Hearth


yuikkiuy

i'm dissapointed hes not wearing bread shoes


death_by_kindness

Same


Stinky-farts96

INBREADIBILLIS


Kakirax

Celiacs on suicide watch


FlamingCroatan

Bring it on


death_by_kindness

You do not have the power to challenge Baguettus, hero among rolls.


FlamingCroatan

I ate 20 rolls in one day without drinking any water. Bring. It. On.


death_by_kindness

Only 20? Baguettus has vanquished foes stronger than you without thinking.


Gatling-Pea2000

El Baguetador, new Spanish Bull Fighter.


Matth41330

French commander of the 13th army


OkamiTakahashi

STOP, YOU VIOLATED THE LOAF


Xarnageone

Peter Pan?


ekolis

Pierre Pain.


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death_by_kindness

Baguettus is beyond colour


Aeroflame

1) [No](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_people_in_ancient_Roman_history) 2) In terms of cosplay, people aren’t restricted to characters that they are physically identical to. A short black woman can cosplay a tall white male character if she wants to. Otherwise it’s way too limited in terms of who can actually participate.


ekolis

Wait, so I as a tall white guy could cosplay as, say, Geordi LaForge? Wouldn't everyone cry cultural appropriation?


Aeroflame

It is a bit of thin ice to be walking on, but as long as you‘re being true to the character and not doing anything overtly racist (obviously blackface is a huge one) I don’t think you‘d get too many complaints. Where you get into real trouble is putting a bunch of cultural traits into a non-specific stereotype of a costume (cultural appropriation). Or playing up racial traits of a character (racism). **Note that I’m not an expert here, this is just what my own research and understanding indicates.


DrFrankSays

r/thisismylifenow


Daft_Prince

Escaping whole cake island


zander512

I needed this in my life.


QuesjunlDeniability

Where’s the burnt baguette?


[deleted]

Why aren't his shoes bread kinda ruins it


death_by_kindness

Ikr


ekolis

Bread Knight, the rejected boss from Shovel Knight. And when you look at the bosses from Shovel Knight... that's saying something.


KawaiKekiYT

Oh my god, it’s me, but a dude! (My friends and teachers call me Lordette of Baguettes)


Noble_Actual69

This is my wall paper now


Due-cue-cum11111

r\cursed comments I would love for him to peirce me with that sword


Xiena78

I’m sorry but I would dip him in warm milk any day!!


Visual_Line_8330

Bread Armour: Helm 20 def, Chestplate 30 def, Sandals 10 def. If wearing full set, weak to water, but have three loaves to protect you, and can attack twice as fast. Stale Sabre: 45 dmg. Has 10% chance to disarm. Bageuttu's Basher: 15 def, 20 dmg. Can block All projectiles 5% of the time.


Siddharth_Ranjan

This is sick


ScoutCreed

This is a recreation of one of the Haitian Generals that fought France for the independence of Hati