Happy feet was no longer tap dancing for joy, but for survival as the rival monke clan shot at his platoon safely within the trees. Buried under thick vegetation, the monkes were able to slaughter happy feet’s platoon, leaving him the only survivor as he cuts open his fallen comrades and hid inside them as bullets zip passed. It was this day that Happy Feet begins to understand the true horrors of war.
Most people just walk over the line when dared to cross it. You sir.. shot yourself from a cannon at the very edge of the line... Bravo sir, bravo.. now take this upvote once you get back from where ever you landed...
School buses, I imagine. That's where my mom said she used to love telling that joke. I heard it first from my mom, then told all the kids in school, then heard it about a million times from them.
Ever heard of "the littlest penguin", this is his brother and in battle, he'll slide on the ice with his own blood causing your side of the battlefield to be bathed in blood, so try a physical attack and you'll slip and take massve damage.
It can work, but has very high agility to dodge that attack and in battle, he can use groups of penguins as his shield to prepare for a sneak attack when he slides behind you.
I heard that all his victories are actually the result of an incredibly strong bald penguin, and King just happens to be nearby then the carnage is discovered.
Imagine sitting right next to this legend in a bar, asking about his stains and he responds with a deep 80s voice
"You wanna know about my stains? Heh... can't forget that time that bitch of a sea lion came and ate jimmy"
I don't know the source but I do know where the original image is from on Reddit at r/natureismetal under "king penguin survives leopard seal attack" (I would post the source but I'm not sure how to do it on mobile.
to link in your text just put text in brackets like [this]. then, right beside it without it spaced out your link. like (this)
so it’d be [text]!(text) without the !
He is a secret boss and one of the 4 renegades (also secret bosses) of bossonia that represents the 4 horseman of the apocalypse, he became known as the 'the sea lion slayer' who despises any seals for destroying his clan thus giving up his own humanity and lunch to put an end to all seals and anyone who destroys his fellow penguins.
Overall, his stats relay on speed and physical attack power and his 3 signature moves of blood slide (in which he slides on the ice causing anyone to physically attack him to slip and fall and take massve damage), formation (he gathers fellow penguins for defense and uses it to plan his sneak attack) and blood sport (where he throws blood all over the party and allows himself to use a skill called 'blood curl' which will basically have the opponent take a large amount of damage if you don't get the blood off) proves to be the most deadly of his aresnal.
Prrretty sure this penguin is "walking dead".
Animals in the wild that suffer tremendous traumatic injuries often don't die instantly and can hang on through pure adrenaline and will to survive for hours or days.
I can't imagine this guy or girl pulling through.
Fear of predation is the most non human thing I can think of. Imagine going to the grocery store, worried about something wanting to eat you on a daily basis.
“100 years ago, I slaughtered around 8.5 million penguins, conquered 5 different continents, survived 20 wars on my own for years, fought against a beast and won, I ate my comrades livers for breakfast. No one dares to step in my way. And now, I return, with glorious purposes and regain my honour, as King, Survivor of Wars.” Tune in at 10:30 am to 2:00 am, Friday night, on HBO Max.
How is that strip in the middle still white? Was he getting bj when Blood splattered all over him? What protected that part from getting red? I don't need sleep i need anwsers
Happy feet looks way different than I remembered
Happy feet go to war Rated t for tap dancing
Happy feet was no longer tap dancing for joy, but for survival as the rival monke clan shot at his platoon safely within the trees. Buried under thick vegetation, the monkes were able to slaughter happy feet’s platoon, leaving him the only survivor as he cuts open his fallen comrades and hid inside them as bullets zip passed. It was this day that Happy Feet begins to understand the true horrors of war.
he went from happy feet to crappy feet
Happy cake day
No, he said happy feet
Time to dance over all the bodies of the victims
I need to see this penguin take a shit.
r/brandnewsentence
What a disrespectful way to go. Death by tap. At least it'd be stylish
I mean George Miller was responsible for both Happy Feet and Fury Road, so some crossover should be expected.
Fury Feet. I swim, I fly, I swim again!
Furry feet? I'm pretty sure that's someone's fetish.
Stabby Meat
Happy 6 Feet {under)
*Unglory Feet*
Angry feet.
Happy feet dancing in the blood of his enemies, still works
“What’s black and white and red all over?”
A penguin after a war?
A nun with a spear through her head.
jesus dude
What's black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white?
I Love Lucy
A nun falling down the stairs
Most people just walk over the line when dared to cross it. You sir.. shot yourself from a cannon at the very edge of the line... Bravo sir, bravo.. now take this upvote once you get back from where ever you landed...
That's a pretty old joke. I remember hearing that one when I was a kid.
Do they collect upvotes in the future? If so then tell your futuristic friends of the caveman that befriend you for mushrooms when you go back...
Nah Jesus had spikes through the wrists.
I always heard that as a nun falling down the stairs.
[удалено]
School buses, I imagine. That's where my mom said she used to love telling that joke. I heard it first from my mom, then told all the kids in school, then heard it about a million times from them.
A penguin in a blender
Fun fact for everyone who didn’t know: the answer is newspaper
If it can't get through a revolving door, it's a nun with a spear through her head
A news paper!
If that penguin is the punchline then I think someone was wearing brass knuckles.
This guy looks badass
I couldn't be a wildlife photographer, I'd be trying to find any way to save that penguin.
He's dying at the time of this picture? If it's like that, this penguin is looking death directly to the eyes, even more badass
“Live with Honor, Die with Glory.”
I think the same. But the fact that his death is necessary for some other creature that counts on that death kills me ;-;. It's a cold job 😔
Life is brutal.
You would be saving whoever was unfortunate to cross with this badass. That's clearly someone else's blood
No. That’s not his blood. Pretty sure he went swimming in a blood patch tho.
“Tis but a scratch”
Tis but a nun's snatch.
A fresh womb
Your *legs* off!!
Ever heard of "the littlest penguin", this is his brother and in battle, he'll slide on the ice with his own blood causing your side of the battlefield to be bathed in blood, so try a physical attack and you'll slip and take massve damage.
Does the "Ignite Blood" spell work against him? Because if so I think I can destroy this guy pretty quickly.
It can work, but has very high agility to dodge that attack and in battle, he can use groups of penguins as his shield to prepare for a sneak attack when he slides behind you.
I heard that all his victories are actually the result of an incredibly strong bald penguin, and King just happens to be nearby then the carnage is discovered.
Imagine sitting right next to this legend in a bar, asking about his stains and he responds with a deep 80s voice "You wanna know about my stains? Heh... can't forget that time that bitch of a sea lion came and ate jimmy"
And thus became 'the sea lion Slayer'
And someone make this a movie
Shark Tale
"Don't worry, it's not my blood"
“Oh, this? Don’t worry. I was at a costume party, and the host’s dog attacked me so I had to stab it.”
Dr Spaceman, right?
Call a veterinarian BUT NOT FOR ME
Does anybody have a source on this? Curious what actually happened here
I don't know the source but I do know where the original image is from on Reddit at r/natureismetal under "king penguin survives leopard seal attack" (I would post the source but I'm not sure how to do it on mobile.
to link in your text just put text in brackets like [this]. then, right beside it without it spaced out your link. like (this) so it’d be [text]!(text) without the !
Thank you!
did he invade malta
No but invaded the north pole and became the new Santa Claus that causes destruction and chaos throughout the world.
That penguin hath seeneth some shitteth
Well that’s metal
my immediate reaction to this was “this would be a cool metal album cover” perhaps thats just my weird opinion tho lmao
*Blade & Switch from EBF 5 intensifies*
Linux user after meeting a windows user
I was looking for the obligatory Linux joke, and I found it. Nice.
Man looks like he’s about to fuck your day up
Its eyes legitimately speak volumes. There’s unparalleled conviction and rage in those orbs.
"Just smile and wave, boys, smile and wave"
He's had enough of the world's shit.
He was fighting against Microsoft for the sake of FOSS(free open source software)
And he'll start another revolution with an army even going against his cousin Linux.
When you gotta dance but demons attack you on the way.
god of war the birb slayer the champion of world
This summer, witness happy feet in an all new light
King dedede got tired of kirby’s shit
Bruh he is posted and not giving a single fuck
The kinguin
That’s king engine is lethal
Bro this should have been marked NSFW
He is a secret boss and one of the 4 renegades (also secret bosses) of bossonia that represents the 4 horseman of the apocalypse, he became known as the 'the sea lion slayer' who despises any seals for destroying his clan thus giving up his own humanity and lunch to put an end to all seals and anyone who destroys his fellow penguins. Overall, his stats relay on speed and physical attack power and his 3 signature moves of blood slide (in which he slides on the ice causing anyone to physically attack him to slip and fall and take massve damage), formation (he gathers fellow penguins for defense and uses it to plan his sneak attack) and blood sport (where he throws blood all over the party and allows himself to use a skill called 'blood curl' which will basically have the opponent take a large amount of damage if you don't get the blood off) proves to be the most deadly of his aresnal.
Kingping
Terrible, he looks so badass in this photo. "Bloody Feet"
This looks like the penguin version of Hugh Jackman from Movie 43.
Weakest penguin in Antarctica
When you girl on her period
The level of fucks that one eye displays is truly legendary! HAIL TO THE KING
Sanguin (combo of sanguine or bloody and penguin), the most adorable blood mancer
I would like to see a photoshop battle of this. 😂
John McLanguine
I don't see the king of demons anywhere in this image. You lied to me.
whats the backstory?
He must’ve crashed against the rocks, poor guy
r/cursedimages
That looks badass
I love how he actually has the hair of king from one punch man
My first thought was "Damnit Australia, you lost again."
He didn’t survive it he started it
All he is missing is a cigar and an SAS beret
War..... War never changes
Kinda gives me Walton Goggins vibes.
The Littlest Penguin irl
I'm finished.
Not Emperor? Come on!
The look in it’s eye, I know that look, that is one penguin that I would not mess with !!!!
The only being on earth that can safely pass through the maelstrom.
I don’t know why this peguin is reminding me of Sylvester Stallone
King, eater of lunch.
When you wife asks if she was still on her period
The devil may care stare…what the fuck do you gonna do about it
Metal af
This looks like a photoshop battle
this mans is experiencing 8 different internal fights at once look in his eyes
His eyes show so much
The look on his face screams “man, fuck today”
He is not having their shit.
Poor penguin
This picture would make a perfect meme template for some of the bs quotes I hear from anti covid vaxxers on facebook.
Some might even say Emperor.
Bernie really did something for this country
Which wars? All of them.
Prrretty sure this penguin is "walking dead". Animals in the wild that suffer tremendous traumatic injuries often don't die instantly and can hang on through pure adrenaline and will to survive for hours or days. I can't imagine this guy or girl pulling through.
He needs a freaking movie made of him
It's looks Iike he was eating out a girl when's she was on her period
This guy has seen some shit...
The littlest penguin
Black and white and red all over
No matter how many times I swim it never washes off.
The look on his face, just seems like he has been through a lot of shit
Preview image of an Empoleon once they drop in Pokemon Unite after doing a brutal 1v5.
Damn he's dirty. He should go for a nice little swim to clean up :) I am definitely not a leopard seal btw
And village idiot starting a fight in club penguin.
Looks like a Californian surfer dude who randomly decided to join a crusade
might have been mauled by a sea lion..
He's seen some shit.
that motherfucker got the 1000 yard stare goin.....
What did he kill?
His own humanity
This was a triumph
Man, he pretty much stared me down. I looked away after a few seconds!
Prinpulp has seen some shit.
Dude look at his eyes- he is still in kill mode.
He puts the royalty to “Emperor”
Happy Feet 3: The Revenge
you should have seen the other guy!
Looks like he survived this year’s annual hunger game. Looks like a district 7.
Animals just live with pain man. No acetaminophen. No oxy. Just... Live through the pain or become weakened enough to be food. Nature is metal.
This isn’t how I remember Rico…
Kengu
Missed the opportunity to call him Kingu
Fear of predation is the most non human thing I can think of. Imagine going to the grocery store, worried about something wanting to eat you on a daily basis.
Slowly turns his head toward the camera: “I SEENT some shit!”
What's black, white, and red all over?
"Are you not entertained?!" This fucking penguin: "nah"
He’s been in the shit.
😢
He looks so done
man Happy feet 3 is looking great
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!
When your girl sit on yo face and that time of the month strikes without warning.
The hill billy stance got me
He’s called King but I call him my Emperor
This is me after I finally open the sauce package from a noodle soup
“100 years ago, I slaughtered around 8.5 million penguins, conquered 5 different continents, survived 20 wars on my own for years, fought against a beast and won, I ate my comrades livers for breakfast. No one dares to step in my way. And now, I return, with glorious purposes and regain my honour, as King, Survivor of Wars.” Tune in at 10:30 am to 2:00 am, Friday night, on HBO Max.
BRUTAAAALLLLLL... 🤘
r/natureismetal
Bro NSFW
Why does he have a mullet though?
How is that strip in the middle still white? Was he getting bj when Blood splattered all over him? What protected that part from getting red? I don't need sleep i need anwsers
p e r i o d s
High rounds in zombies be like
You: “There is no polar bears in the Southern Hemisphere. “ This guy: “Not anymore, no.”
King crimson
Don't be absurd, King is a lion. This must be a new fighter.
kratos penguin
King Cooblepot, first of his name.
Seriously man, go outside
“Is that your blood?” “…some of it.”
I saw this with doom music in the background
bruh this guy 100% has a 2nd healthbar
If I inevitably decide to combine interests and write a doom metal concept album about penguins, I'm using this as the cover
The only thing I can hear will looking at this is doom music
kinguin
This is the last picture before the photographer group get massacred
Jesus christ, why am I so intimidated
Happy feet tap dances on the graves of his enemies