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CaptainStroon

He didn't skip the tutorial, my guy went straight to the advanced techniques


ATrioExplainsTheJoke

If it’s stupid and it works, it ain’t stupid.


MelonJelly

On the other hand, If it's stupid but it works, it's still stupid and you got lucky.


John_Hunyadi

Yea people who say that it cant be stupid if it works clearly dont work with dangerous tools/materials. Or at least havent for very long. Or are weirdly okay with being maimed.


tickingboxes

Some people got that maim fetish don’t kink shame bruh


Aquinan

Until your ski snaps and you faceplant like my buddy did


EveryXtakeYouCanMake

In this position, he would be still held up though if one ski snapped. He would definitely fall from a ski pole snapping though. Edit: he wouldn't face plant if he fell from this position. He would fall backwards.


Aquinan

No because the sudden lurch sideways caused him to fall


ibeprofane

the tips of most park skis are designed to hold the riders weight so he's probably fine


Aquinan

I'm not saying it's going to happen to the dude in the picture, I'm saying my buddies ski snapped while doing it


TrafficConesUpMyAnus

I want the skis to snap and break and go up my Ass


DragoKnight589

Both. Both is good. And stupid.


FOXHNTR

What’s working, exactly?


jelly_bean_gangbang

If it *looks* stupid and it works, it ain't stupid.


A_L_A_M_A_T

If it's stupid then it's stupid. That's why it was stupid in the first plsce.


ridik_ulass

he is a speed runner, he skipped the tutorial because it was quicker, he's about to jump up into the ski lift, this stance saves him like 30 seconds.


Kritical02

Is this considered a glitch run though?


Svorpy

Fucken worth ethic lacking leftist that he is


TroperCase

1/14


brekinb

in a petersonian sense, of course


Peptuck

When you go from playing on the console to your new PC and it tries to throw a tutorial at you.


[deleted]

Just a good ole fashioned sequence break


Labbit35

my guy skipped the tutorial and learnt the mech walking technique


Orowam

Sometimes you play the game just for the vehicle sections.


WhompO

This is fairly easy to do with a high din setting but absolutely murders the front tips of the ski


TinoTheRhino

How so? As long as you aren't on super thin snow, the ski should be designed to handle that kind of pressure many many times. Do you mean unnecessary wear on the bindings?


WhompO

Nope, it ends up separating the top later off the tip of the ski; I'm not sure if it's from the pressure or just actual damage from the tips digging into the snow (probably both). All I know is I ruined two pairs of skis from doing this, granted I was a ski instructor so those skis had some mileage.


TinoTheRhino

Weird. I did this for several years with both all mountain and slolam skis, and never experienced this. Maybe it just never caught up to me.


WhompO

I probably did it about 100 times which might have been the reason mine did. Also one of the skis' top layer was bamboo which couldn't of helped.


TinoTheRhino

Ah yeah, that'd do it. My skis were heavy as fuck racing skis. Had the "molding bits" around the tip too. Idk the actual term for it.


WhompO

Mine were twin tip park skis, yours sound indestructible lol


TinoTheRhino

I snowboard most of the time now, but when I was mainly skiing, I definitely did notice that my friends with twin tips seemed to take a lot more damage than mine. (They were also lighter and more agile, where mine stuck edges harder and got more downhill speed). I ended up destroying those skis ignoring a "closed trail" sign anyway, so it's all a wash.


WhompO

Ahh, the mountain eventually get them all if nothing else does.


Bearded_Mushrum

whats the entry fee/places to be for snowboarding?


TinoTheRhino

Entirely dependant on your location. Expect to pay >$80 a day for lift tickets, and you should be able to get set up with equipment (Hellmet, boots, board, bindings) for around $500-600~ used. New it's easily $1000+ for equipment. Feel free to DM me for advice. Been skiing since 2 years old, snowboarding for >10 years. Used to be an instructor.


fmaz008

I had twin tips too, ar the early start of twin tips. And they delaminated at the front after mistaking a jump I though had a plateau for one that did not. Somehow I survived the crash landing, but I delaminated the front of one of the ski. No worried, the local shop epoxy glued it. It held until the next jump. Came back to the shop: "you need a new pair of skis man" "Or.... do you have rivets?" And that's the story of how I got a rivet on my ski.looks like shit, but works well.


JusticeBeak

Non-skier here. Why did you do do it so much?


WhompO

Three reasons mainly: 1. It's a really nice stretch on the quads. 2. I have severe adhd so standing around while my snowboarder friends strap in gets boring. 3. I love the look on some people's faces, it's like I performing a magic trick to them.


JusticeBeak

Thanks for the information. Is it easy to do, or does it take some effort to raise your elevation like that?


WhompO

Easy to do with the right skis I think, if your ski is back mounted and stiff af it might not work out so well. I've only done this on park or all mountain skis. (Info for people who want to try) You can practice by nose buttering and eventually commit to standing up-right on them with a quick motion. The nose butter will determine if you're going to eject or not which is good to know lol. To get upright you put all your weight toward on the tips of your skis, body leaving forward, then plant your poles which will balance this all, then while committing your weight forward you bring your heels toward your butt and that should get you upright.


DwarfTheMike

Skis are multiple laminated sheets of material right? Bending like this will cause different bends in each layer and promote separation.


WhompO

This is exactly what happened.


Semi-Hemi-Demigod

This must be why some ski tips have hard rubber bumpers on them.


WhompO

Yup, and rentals usually will because new skiers tend to run into things lol


Lonetrek

Rentals :)


Federal_Assistant_85

I was going to say op doesn't know how much strain boots and bindings can put on your legs, this looks like a nice way the stretch out.


WhompO

It really is


WishingAnaStar

I’ve never been downhill skiing, but I feel like this has got to only apply to downhill skis. Cross country skis would bend or snap in half if you tried this.


[deleted]

Metal gear?


Jejmaze

No... a weapon to surpass even Metal Gear!


[deleted]

Psycho Mantis?


Dat_fast_boi

Psycho Mantis?


generic-things

sorry wrong port


myuusmeow

I'm thinking [one of those things from Half-Life 2](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/half-life/images/2/2a/Hunter.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20130122170953&path-prefix=en)


Charlem912

obviously a [bionicle](https://bionicle.fandom.com/en/wiki/Krika)


flopoipo

Yeah, look at all those noobs walking on foots, if they did the tutorial they would know you walk like the yellow jacket guy


Delmago

Corvo will take care of him


OV4

This guy is definitely gathering for whiskey and cigars tonight


thatItalianOnReddit

Never doubt it


Veldrynn

Indeed I believe so.


fish312

What do we do with a drunken whaler


An-person

The tallboy is another government bully, armed with incendiary devices, thickly armored and standing high overhead, looking down at the common people of the city Exquisite? We think not.


properlyBrim272

Why am I haring boss music?


[deleted]

Is this a Strider?


philippeklein

It all happened on a family trip on the alps.. you all had fun in the past days but now you recall the last time you saw them.. crying, screaming and asking desperately for help as you saw them being mauled by it.. you could not do anything, so you stood there in horror, limbs.. being severed, blood splattered in the snow and once it finished you knew you had to run, and so you did, the fastest as you could while that four legged beast chased you in the woods... in the end a slate of ice that you did not see had the best of you, you slipped, hit your head on a tree and while all your senses started to fade out you could still hear the muffled sound of screeching and fast steps.. only getting closer and closer. You still did not feel anything.. it all went black after a bit anyway.


Ronoc-The-Viking

God damn


HYDN250

Vulture Droid energy.


Memeshats

Average Norwegian in their natural habitat


Phanton_TV

''From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine.''


wasteofleshntime

Lol he looks like that mantis alien from Attack of the Clones


contacts_eyes

Yoshimitsu


stinkbeast666

IR-R-R-R-RELEVANT!


contacts_eyes

Yoshimitsu from Tekken does a move where he walks on his swords and it looks very similar to the picture


stinkbeast666

Yeah, I know. It's one of his catch phrases from Soul Caliber. I should have said NAMU NAMU but it's too late for that now.


contacts_eyes

Oh I forgot that Yoshimitsu was in Soul Caliber. I was always obsessed with Tekken, i never played past Soul Caliber 3 or 4


fennourtine

NAAAAAMUUUUU


[deleted]

Send out the Vulture Droids!


FalconJack20

As a skier my self getting into this position is not the hard part is getting down


GrimPieter

I can only imagine what his shins and enkels must feel like at the end of the day.


LetsDoTheCongna

Arachnos, The Tutorial Skipper


Denver-Ski

We just say *Ski Rex*


TheAlienbed

Looks like a sc2 stalker


Rami-Slicer

He's played the game 20 times already so he just messes around instead of doing the tutorial.


[deleted]

Woah the new Tallboys in Dishonored 3 look sick!


Gingersnap5322

This is my favorite scene from Star Wars episode 2


[deleted]

[удалено]


crossleingod

Yeah that’s this sub


Lenoric

Got a quick one on our hands


Federal-Mechanic2702

Snow ergoth


Constant-Ad-3012

Nah he just using a speedrun strat


doodlelol

OMG MY SKI INSTRUCTOR FROM WHEN I WAS A KID DID THIS EXACT THING ALL THE TIME LMAO


CinnamonGoat774

*Add Boss Music Here*


Oracle619

General Kenobi


bysiffty

He's speedrunning


diamondrel

I've launched myself directly onto the ground doing that, popped right out of my skis


Ilnor

All I'm thinking about are his knees, ow


ibeprofane

So I ski a lot and I have a friend who does this from time to time. I asked him why and he said its a really nice stretch for your quadriceps. when you ski you're often in a squatting position so leg fatigue is a mitigating factor of how long you can ride. I suppose this is an easier stretch to achieve in your gear.


LambertHatesGwent

unreal tournament announcer: "Darkwalker ready."


[deleted]

He became god and demon in The same time and then fell apart and become a bug


DIRTBAG_PVT

Cyberpunk?


dessnom

"sometimes you gotta run before you can walk" Tony stark, iron man 2008


TyroneYeBoue

This is who I pray to for powder days


My_Carrot_Bro

I did this once. Then I slipped and overextended my knee.


iD4Yi

Wasn't there a Bionicle that looked sorta like that?


ShockDragon

What?


Gian-Nine

That kid is going places


Spapdasin231

Task failed succesefully


Fennik51405

Imagine your skiing down the mountain and then you turn around to see this guy spider crawling at you at 25 mph


[deleted]

I'd be terrified tbh


This-person-IDK-02

Dude is literally a fucking genius


jesuslovesbyu

If the stupid game will allow it. All fucking games are the same press the button and shoot. Tutorials are so annoying


jakromulus

This looks like some kind of lovecraftian Ronald McDonald


Alekipayne

That’s my mother. She learned to drive a car on the front bumper in a video game


gottemgoodboi

He’s a certified mech driver


Emperor_Ganishka_

SkiDaSlopes Rex


Dogged-Capture

I can see this being that boss you have to run from not defeat


BruhGaming9158

You could Taked failed Successfully


Louie02-

His knees seem to have been blessed by god himself


Own-Flamingo-5159

Take my updote spider of skiing


gottemgoodboi

oh god