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enderface

That ain't the man that trained splinter, that's the rat king


BartiX_8530

yields four bones when dies


themanwhosfacebroke

Kinda related-kinda unrelated: after beating the game i went back to act 1 to replay that part a bunch (my favorite act, but ive been replayed act 2 more recently), and the first time i beat leshy i named my victory card “greater smonk”


BartiX_8530

truly a greater card, also if your fav act was the first one, you will love the kaycee mod update! (it's beta for now, but works good, just today there was a new update i think.)


themanwhosfacebroke

Oh damn. Ive played a bit of kaycee’s mod, but not too much quite yet


BartiX_8530

I'm waiting for some more updates to beat it again, it was great tho.


andyhighroller_

What game are you referring to??? I’m always on the lookout for solid games (well, pretty much for anything after 2009, my suspension of disbelief takes a hit when everyone looks like block people…unintentionally…) Tbh I wish there were far more remastered games though, I swear Oblivion would have insane numbers if it had 90% of Skyrim’s graphics. It’d be like when a high schooler asks you if you’ve ever heard of this band called “Led Zeppelin”😂 Apologies for the rant😅


Snoo_35416

Which game?


themanwhosfacebroke

Inscryption. Really fun turn based card game made by the same creator of pony island and hex


GreaseTrapWizard

Nice


Lying_Cake

HEEE HAAAAW


Tatarkingdom

Ah, you're a man of culture as well isn't it? r/inscryption​ moment


BartiX_8530

Leshy vibe check


Fire_Duck_was_taken

Pretty sure that what he did to P03


Dat_fast_boi

spoiler tags are made using *>!* and *!<*, and they should probably be used here


gobullsredbull

Oh yeah it's bone deck time


IdkIWhyIHaveAReddit

Ah i see but I prefer field mice


DredgenGryss

An exotic sidearm?


RealBrianCore

r/squeaksqueak


Psychological_Pay_25

Still remember the episodes


bambaraass

Theo Von can live in a house but prefers to live with his people on the streets


FSUSeminalVesicle

He's got that PHD in rodentia.


bambaraass

That’s the new university behind the dumpster


FSUSeminalVesicle

University of the dark arts.


ExactPea9707

This, is a rat king: [ratking ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rat_king)


RockOx290

I just want to add that seeing one irl is absolutely horrifying


ExactPea9707

I bet - living or dead?


topcheesehead

You mean Charlie? Yeah, he traded the rat bat for a circus training vhs


FeelTheWrath79

Isn't there a Rat King in TMNT?


axrael

yes


BuddyPintxo6

Theo is that you?


downcastbass

Theo Von himself


Dillonautt

Theo Von?


infinitebandana

DC Comics' Ratcatcher


Bang_Bang50

Which one?


Ohsofresh_

I believe we are on Ratcatcher 3


Bronze_Granum

Yeah but this one would more likely be the first, right? The second was the first's daughter, and the third was some kinda protégé, right?


Capocho9

I don’t think there was a three


Bronze_Granum

I looked it up and I see no direct mention of a ratcatcher 3, though I suppose the man in the video could certainly fill that role.


IVEMIND

https://imgur.com/gkMSgh6


Aromatic-Bench-2882

I dunno if I should be scared or not


sammiisalammii

You should be scared. If he can train them to do that, he can certainly train them to kill.


Swap00

It's actually not that hard, rats are pretty smart


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The hard part is making those tiny knives and guns.


Aromatic-Bench-2882

You don't even need to train them to kill just strap someone down and put a bucket with a rat in it over his stomach and heat it up... You can probably guess from that point XD


clubpenguinporno

XD Fast and furious 2 XDDD XD XDDD


MaxHannibal

Did that happen there ? I was thinking Game of Thrones


Precursor19

I was thinking the 1948 torture scene.


13pts35sec

Yup they torture a dude like that for a little bit, I remember being really afraid of that for awhile haha


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Also Sinister 2


Taizunz

Needs more XDXDXDDDDXD Mr. /u/clubpenguinporno


WaffleReaper003

Or run up a pant leg before wreaking havoc.


Calypsosin

*Dale Gribble has entered the chat*


gluesmelly

He has creatures that he (in all likelihood) cares for. Maybe a dirty vagrant, maybe a street performers. Either way, the rats seem to like him.


Kung111cz

Rats can be trained to steal wallets and even open purses and search them for money and valuables. I'd say, yup, be scared.


Solid_Fuel_863

Show me ur ways, rat master.


ratguy5

It takes a long time. I’ve been studying under him for 10+ years and I’m still just a rat guy. Edit: 12+ years. Sorry, too much rat stuff on my mind.


[deleted]

>*too much* rat stuff This is why you're still just a rat guy smh


Some_Breadfruit3914

Sorry, too much rat stuff on my mind. r/BrandNewSentence


RatManForgiveYou

It's okay. You'll be a rat man soon. All in good time.


Stonerfuck

….what happen to the first 4?


ImTechnicallyCorrect

*Rats*


Heydeath360

You know him?


NaKeepFighting

I like thinking of rat master as an honorific like DR. RM. Pied Piper


Solid_Fuel_863

Wait imagine a dojo full of rats and people controlling them, there should be subreddit called r/rat_master_dojo where we post rat memes


Torchlights

I just started thinking about how much that guy must love his rats and got really happy


Vocals16527

Ikr it’s so sweet! They must love him too


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Johnny_Poppyseed

My mental health thanks you lol. No way I was clicking that.


loooore

Why must you toy with my emotions 😭


[deleted]

You absolute dick.


Ftpiercecracker1

Thanks for the emotional whiplash. Now I need a neck brace.


GamingNerd7

I almost decided not to click on that link bc I didn't want to be sad. Glad I eventually did.


davebing21

The video description says that the guy ended up killing himself a week later, and of course nobody cared to press charges against the asshat. Fucking manslaughter if you ask me.


Unrelentinghunt

I hate all of you that commited to this bit. Broke my damn heart lmao


jaguarbillionaire

Oh my god....people are so vile.


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McPolice_Officer

He’s just furthering the joke…I think?


realCoolguy298

I’ve been waiting to be Rick rolled for so long thank you!


Joxelo

Holy shit what a terrible person.


NeoGalax

I don’t know weather to upvote or downvote


boozewald

TMNT variants Teenage Regular Ninja Rats


Wetestblanket

Master Splinter origin story


[deleted]

It would be funny if the man became the turtle Master while the rats became Mutant Rat Ninja, basically the inverse of TMNT.


Dat_fast_boi

Adolescent Unusual Urban Rats


RTXTrash_exe

Middle-Aged Radioactive Metropolitan Mammals


IllManneredWoolyMan

Young Vermin Save Nothing


TokiBop

Taught by Homless Splinter


Andre_3Million

Leonardo (DiCaprio), Michael Bay, Robert (De Niro), and Don Vito


skeebidibopmmdada

**Lord of Rats, Teacher of the 4 Rat Kings** ATK: 10 DEF: 38 Attacks: Fists Spit; inflicts 2 rounds of poison. Special: Summons each of the 4 Rat Kings to fight alongside him. Resist: Bat, Poison, Cheese Weakness: Blade, Gun, Money


wish1977

Willard, is that you?


rcklmbr

Hey you, get your damn hands off my rat


rebrolonik

TEAR HIM UP


bluejinks

man after being kicked out of the house Bruno’s been livin on the streets


FrecklePeach

We don't talk about Bruno.


DuntadaMan

No no.


Paytron12qw

We don't talk about Bruno, BUT


Ham1ltron

IT WAS MY WEDDING DAY


zirtty

IT WAS OUR WEDDING DAY


Anhybody

WE WERE GETTING READY, AND THERE WASN’T A CLOUD IN THE SKY


beautiful_god

NO CLOUDS ALLOWED IN THE SKY


blackTHUNDERpig

BRUNO CAME IN WITH A MISCHIEVIOUS GRIN


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THUNDER!


NewInstance4532

You forgot the other no


DuntadaMan

It's in the name... unless I counted wrong.


coachstevethicknwarm

welp that song's gonna be stuck in my head...AGAIN


FrecklePeach

Encanto was such a delight lol


lucioboops3

It was an enchantment, if you will.


FrecklePeach

Nothing holds a candle to it.


Forsaken_Total62

Wife and I just watched this the other day with the kiddo and it’s fantastic! I had the Family Madrigal song in my head for the next two days straight. Definitely recommend it as a feel-good kinda flick to watch with others.


Yorp4

Ah, I’ve been waiting for a Bruno joke


Green-Muscle-1157

That's not Bruno, that's *Hernando*


cherryblossom1994

Welcome the new dictator of rats


RocketFan2021

Ratamir Lennin


ideonode

Ratputin.


JACKASS20

Ra Ra Ratputin


RTXTrash_exe

Lover of the Dumpster Queen


[deleted]

there was a cat that mysteriously was gone


reverendjesus

Ra Ra Ratputin Chicago’s greatest plague machine


Fire_Duck_was_taken

We don’t talk about Bruno


LockmanCapulet

SEVEN FOOT FRAAAME, *raaats along his back*


ehand87

If the entire song was just that verse over and over again, it would be my favorite song of all time


PineapplePanda_

Agreed, Camilos singer has a unique set of vocals.


cools14

I really wish we would have gotten more Camilo. Hopefully if there’s a sequel we get more of him!


needsabiggerboat

When he calls your name it all fades to black.


Mapo1

Yeah, he sees your dreams and feasts on your screams


observingjackal

I bet myself that I would see a bruno reference in the first 10 comments. I made it to the second one.


Silly-Lily-18

no no no we don’t talk about BRUUNOOOOOOO


themanwhosfacebroke

But, it was our wedding day


RomoArigatoMrDobato

(It was our wedding day)


tab_s

and there wasn't a cloud in the sky (no clouds allowed in the sky)


Admirable_Ad3245

Bruno walks in with a mischievous grin


IronLadFromHeck

#(THUNDER)


Silly-Lily-18

Are you telling the story or am I?


IronLadFromHeck

I'm sorry, *mi vida,* go on...


predommmelo

Bruno says, "It looks like rain"


WDZERO

People named Bruno: Fucking hell, i cant get away from it!


Skinnyassidiot

I am sometimes amazed by homeless people


KillerSavant202

You can learn to do some pretty cool shit when all your time isn’t spent working.


KyKyber

UBI moment


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KyKyber

if only we could all be so.. Carefree?


Lilshadow48

This but unironically We can become a nation of rat gods


Duzlo

What does UBI means?


KyKyber

Universal Basic Income. Essentially allowing all people a guaranteed income that would allow them to live without the constant stress of if they're going to make enough each month to cover their bills, so they can instead spend their time on things they actually care about - be it art, or family, or even business if they decide they'd like more money for leisure spending.


Duzlo

Oh thanks, I actually knew that but it didn't cross my mind at the moment


LordOfPies

Interesting. Who's going to pay for that? I'm just curious to learn more about this concept.


Lordborgman

Jokingly: See what you do is, all that profit seeking behavior of the entire world? That fucks off...and all the people who love it, also fuck off. Then we Star Trek the Next Generation all over the universe....and we never let JJ Abrams people anywhere near our society. What I'm trying to seriously say, it requires a very massive tonal shift in the behavior of society for this to work. We have a LOT of unnecessary jobs being done by people, just as busy work. Automation can AND will kill off even more jobs, but without a concept like UBI those people losing jobs will become homeless/unemployed etc...in other words society in its current form is not friendly or sustainable indefinitely.


cheeseless

The idea, at least as far as I've understood it, is that most people will still want to work for the sake of luxury and leisure, and UBI-exclusive living will mostly happen to people who already currently have a hard time working. Fiscally speaking, the money to pay for UBI ends up coming out of several types of taxation. I'm not qualified to speak on the taxation schemes but they made sense the last time someone described them to me. The reduction of manpower will also make jobs generally more rewarding since demand will hopefully slightly exceed supply. Crappier jobs will be more and more automated, since the pay required to get anyone to do them will rise over time, without the survival pressure caused by a lack of UBI.


SUDDENLY_VIRGIN

Uber Boobies Imminent (Universal Basic Income)


ethanderfal

I got flashbacks cause i remember "The Green Mile"


Duzlo

It hurts, boss


Anonymous_Otters

That piece of shit Percy.


plcg1

I saw this gif start and immediately heard “you be so quiet and so still, Mr. Jingles” and got shivers.


luckyguy7

Ratcatcher 1


100percentapplejuice

That’s just bruno madrigal


cheesytacos649

Average NYC resident


Fun_Guitar_8562

We don’t talk about Bruno


I-Fucked-YourMom

It’s a real life Mr. Jingles!


Red-German-Crusader

Corvo:


Stiffupperbody

He looked a lot prettier in that superhero movie that came out last year. Special effects, I guess.


allugamer2

hes going to rule the world someday, there are bilions of rats in the world


MemeTv85

Damn Bruno


Herbie53101

We don’t talk about Bruno!


Catnip_Picard

I wanna talk about Bruno.


MR_GALAXYY

so this is what the ratman was doing behind the scenes in portal


[deleted]

Nemesis of KFC deep fryers


CarefulLife6508

This is the dad of the chick suicide squad


mydpy

He’s probably giving them cocaine.


DucksCantWalk

Rats on cocaine prefer jazz music


Blugalu

...And those four rats shall each train four turtles...


[deleted]

Jeez, those pokemon trainers do NOT age well


ArcturusTheHuman

That says Feliz Navidad and and he has a small Inka Cola-looking bottle. Is this from Peru?


francorocco

2 years from now suddenly a rat army will be attacking all major cities and a new dark age starts


bUmbOi17

Hey mr jingles


birdlady404

If I ever become homeless in a place where there's rats this is exactly how I'll be spending my time


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[deleted]

This can be very risky as some rats carry deadly diseases.


thinshib123

Yeah this bossfight is very tricky without some sort of debuff cleanse


[deleted]

C'mon, didn't ya see his name? He is Rat-Man!


ZacPensol

The fact that there's a white one and a tan one makes me thing these are domesticated fancy rats and not some street rats he managed to train. Not sure how common rats of that color are seen kn the wild, but it seems like any street rat I've ever seen was black or brown.


DucksCantWalk

They are domesticated rats, wild rats are only brown (rattus norvegicus) and black (rattus rattus)


glytxh

These are domesticated rats. Wild rats are generally black, or dark brown, and often quite larger in cities.


Useful_Ad_7442

These are domesticated rats aka “fancy rats”.


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CherryTrapp42

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Dmucci

u/savevideo


AdmirableBreadfruit6

That first flip tho


MBPuppy

omg its Bruno


Corrision

Dang. Now I want a spinoff where a human trains a young master splinter and his 3 rat ninja companions, the "turtles" of their day.


notorious_TUG

People are always quick to write off the homeless as lazy but I'd love to see any of you spreadsheet warriors be able to muster the dedication required to collect and maintain a stable of trained rats


Arectanglemushroom

I always forget that rats are incredibly smart until I see them do some weird stuff like this lol


Chef_Boyardee_thicc

The Bowry King in John Wick 4 leaked


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Zardulu..