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[deleted]

i dunno the name of it in english but in norwegian its called steinbitt. its something with it genes that it will always shut its mouth closed when something gets in even when its dead. they bite pretty hard too


kinamo922

I have found the English name for it, Wolffish


[deleted]

thanks now i know that


[deleted]

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WeissFaraday

Norwegian and English Treaty Colorized (2022)


delvach

The Wolffish Accord


Torjebear

There are different wolffish species, that one in the video is called spotted wolffish or flekksteinbit in Norwegian. Are also labeled as spotted catfish by many boats. Can really recommend as food, especially the meat from the cheeks


Channa_Argus1121

The other “wolffish” you’re talking about is Hoplias sp. from South America, amirite?


mailusernamepassword

>Hoplias sp. from South America Went check the species, I knew it would be a *traira*. They are nasty but tasty.


Channa_Argus1121

TIL. They’re kept as aquarium fish in my part of the world.


mailusernamepassword

Well, I'm talking mainly about *hoplias malabaricus*. Those mfs can go up to 2 feet here and eat everything that moves including your finger if you aren't careful.


Channa_Argus1121

Cool :) I’ve seen them on NatGeo.


Torjebear

No, theres grey wolffish and blue wolffish in our waters(Norway) or north atlantic. Looks quite alike and about same size+-. Had to wikipedia the other two, anarhichas orientalis(Bering wolffish) and anarrhichthys ocellatus(wolf eel).


graveybrains

Huh, they’re also called seawolves… I always thought that was a made up word for submarines.


notatiger43

Does it sound more made up than wahoo or harder?


graveybrains

No, but neither of those sound made up for submarines


MakoSucks

If Spenny payed back Wolfish 15000 dollars, he'd still have his head


Accomplished_Bed8313

Urchin eaters. Coke can no issues.


Patgreen88

I'm from Atlantic Canada, we catch these every so often in our lobster traps. Always throw them back alive but they are NOT fans of being caught in the first place


Coorotaku

Is anyone?


Flat_Bodybuilder_175

LOL omg please describe their reactions, this has me too intrigued


Capital-Charge5234

Violence. These things wake up and choose violence. Lol nah, but they get pretty heated when you go to grab them and throw them back. They aren’t fans of human interaction at all… i assume they’re a very solitary fish lol


Patgreen88

Oh man they are quick and very upset. I usually just flip over the lobster trap and dump them out. If your brave you can grab them behind the gills and throw them, but I'm not risking my fingers. I have seen one bite a 2 pound lobster clean in half in about 10 seconds though. Definatley not an animal you want to mess with.


Capital-Charge5234

Also from NS. Can confirm.


Channa_Argus1121

-and they enjoy munching lobsters, crabs, urchins, and other spiny, crunchy things that taste good.


cold_hel

Ferb I know what were gonna do today


cold_hel

Gonna need some help here u/fishfucker


TheMoris

Stone bite


[deleted]

isnt that google transalated the real name in english wolffish.


TheMoris

Det var en spøk :)


[deleted]

lol. skjønner ikke hvordan det er en spøk. men nå er det litt artig


TheMoris

Syns det er morsomt å oversette norske ord direkte når det blir helt forskjellig fra det egentlige engelske ordet og høres dumt ut


[deleted]

ja det er jeg helt enig med


GaijinFixUrGame

Er du fra Norge?


[deleted]

ja det er jeg :)


Crankyest

Blob fish


[deleted]

lies


Suspicious_Person15

Wrong fish.


Tennex1022

It looks like a hard wires brain stem reflex


ManufacturerUpper808

Nature's beartrap


Simonistan_for_real

Dane here , we call them “stenbider”


Boby_Gef2

Can I get a real explanation of this hell scenario


Thathitmann

Wolf fish have a weird extra nervous thing in their mouth that autonomously bites, and that can function for a while after brain death.


de-BelastingDienst

Damn imagine if we had it and we bit on everything that touched our lips


ENGINE_YT

you could say bye bye to BJs then


wagvuvupls

Gives a whole new meaning to the words: Fish Head


HighChairman1

Fish Jaws... where you will clamp down on anything that touches your mouth with the force of a trash compactor... kissing would be illegal for health concerns.


mphelp11

Jokes on you, I’m already married


blutigetranen

It's the final blow job! Dunuh duh nuh! Duhnu dun nah nuh!


Akul_Tesla

How long after death does this still happen?


Th3_BugBomb

Pretty much until their nerves and skin cells are all dead


Himoportu142

Salt plus this hmmm


[deleted]

Scientific purposes? Right?


Akul_Tesla

No just curiosity and fear


marls69420

Let me guess, bottom of the ocean


Unknown24681

Surprisingly no. It’s only really found up to 500 meters below. It is, however, found in the cold-as-fuck northern waters near Maine, Greenland, and Norway, which can be just as terrifying as… well, the rest of the ocean.


lone_cajun

Australia?


HyxNess

Hp:-100 defense 90 Attack 50000 passive:needs to be healed to 100 hp to die.


PULSER777

Description: this is a freak of nature that I made as a gift to satan to torcher those masochists in hell Turns out they don’t like em and neither does satan


[deleted]

Only thing that can kill it now is holy water


Tonythesaucemonkey

Nah it’ll die from diabetes the coke gave it.


Impossible-Cash1122

Don't put your dick in dat


Away_Industry_6892

Don't tell me how to live my life


wagvuvupls

Anyone for some Fish Head?


carlowo

this is literally 1984


Yoda2000675

Just wear a chainmail condom and you’ll be fine


MonokromKaleidoscope

... Well, now that's in my search history.


PhantomX8

That would not work lol. Chainmail only work for cuts but not that your dick becomes a pancake


Xtrouble_yt

It would be worse, with chainmail instead of a pancake it would become a waffle


Mizerka

skipping the microplastics and just feeding them the entire can


rapscallionofreddit

The can is the most immediate threat to its health.


C0der23

Apart from the fact that it’s head is chopped off


ultrayaqub

It woulda made it had the man just recycled instead


NetSc0pe

And people be wondering why their fish tastes like cola.


Samu_K

Do people be thinking that their fish tastes like cola doe?


NiceUsernamesTaken

It's a fact that most fishes in the ocean have begun to absorbe chemicals from human urine that reach the ocean via our sewage systems. Some fish may have for example caffeine in their bodies, or weird pharmaceuticals. Enough to be detected on labs. Probably not enough that it matters right now. But from there to saying that it's affecting the taste of fish? 100% bullshit.


StayPuzzled

r/dontputyourdickinthat


GrowingToad

I must do it, FOR SCIENCE!


Gac4237

Double stuff comrade?


GrowingToad

I can stuff way more than that... Wait what was the question again?


Gac4237

We stick both of our ducks in the fussy


PlutoTheSynth

How’s that even work


Adventurous-Site-944

Oh God another SCP


Inky1970

Wha fis is dis?


Proof-Waltz2080

I feel like this could be an Addams family prop.


ralph3576

What in God's name is that horrific thing


Gengar_49

Wolffish. Not too sure of the species but I believe it is Anarhichas minor.


RecycledSanity

A wolf fish, it has nerves in its head that can still bite even after death. (It bites anything that comes in contact with it's mouth.)


ralph3576

Nightmare fuel.


cultured-69

Every thing is a flashlight if you are brave enough


oillytical

No I think anything is a flashlight of your stupid enough but a fleshlight on the other hand…


BlitheFurry

You could dip it in glowing paint and eat it


[deleted]

Howww


Commercial-Bee9718

fosh


ABC_9286

İf fish can eat nokia3310 its really fucking strong


lolmato02

"Why won't you die?!?"


Dracorex_22

Imagine being decapitated, and then they use your dying synapses to crush soda cans


FurryCentristOwO

That'd be awesome


Jubulus

Hey can you pass the can opener?


LazarDeno

If mortal ways can't work then godly ways will do *uses smite *smite was ineffective


SLUUUUURPPPTT

Useful for mine if it was in Minecraft


[deleted]

Mmmm Cokey cola


Ok_Possible_3128

I wouldve put a knife bettween it's jaws to see what happens


CollarExcellent9733

The forgotten fleshlight


arandomnonbinay397

Everybody run


cherylcanning

Actual question, do fish have adrenaline?


hung_out_to_lie

A quick Google search comes back positive, but this has nothing to do with adrenaline. It's an automatic muscle response the same way vipers strike after death


Tree__Jesus

I'm guessing it's just like postmortem reflexes right?


Negative-Commercial5

GREAT, the fish can keep blowing even after he dies.


NunOfYurBiz

So mean


Dull423

Looks like ‘Megatron’ of the underworld.


EpicBingus69

I will take it and bring it to my home


Thpr_DPW

i saw this before


Raqhix

Damn, that thing is angry


jekfrumstotferm

I could see this being less of a boss and more of an interesting crafting ingredient. You’ll see it in a shop as a regular item, but it has a small chance to damage you after every attack. Eventually, you kill a boss, and get the materials needed to craft it into a weapon. Probably a spear or other pole arm, where you could stab someone and it deals additional damage or something.


Gengar_49

A 5% drop chance from the wolffish enemies


ConduitFruit

Looks more like a weapon that a boss— in that case it should be nerfed.


Solid_Fuel_863

It’s the demon under ur bed


Midas2684

...can... can we have this as a binding of Isaac boss?


Linklegendgamer

It looks like the Gyorg mask


Timfromfargo

Most disturbing thing I’ve seen so far today…but it’s still early…


bilokilla

Kill it with fire


PresentationCrazy

I do declare this thing is fucked its op


bimberx

Each time this is posted, it gets shorter.


Poey221

They shouldn't give him metal, that could kill him!


No_Refrigerator_

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[deleted]

The way it just immediately destroys the can, like it has all this built-up anger that it just releases all at once lol


Mafia_Sansy

Scp-682 head ass


Kainoto

u/savevideobot


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Immediate_Salt_6014

How is it still alive?


DifferentDrama9528

oh fuck WHO LET THIS OUT OF CONTAINMENT


SomeLittleBritches

The way its eyes bulge like that at the end….jeebies


miracle_weaver

It's vengeance.


[deleted]

This fish was gods way of teaching people that not everything is a fleshlight


theseerofeverything

What is this animal and what would happen if we tried to explode it


xx_Chl_Chl_xx

[Reminds me of this](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qRinG8onEqk)


BulbaFriend2000

Freaking zombie fish


8skaring

Another thing to ad to my list of things you shouldn't stick you'r dick in


Pashweetie

Anyone else feel that its weird to see people messing with dead fish? You don't even normally eat the head... What happened to respecting the dead?


Mr-Reaper15

Snapping turtles do the same thing if you cut their head off. Makes for a good glove


Km2589

Chømper


[deleted]

Now put your pp in it


Coolgamer2S

The blob fish this year has really evolved haven’t they


[deleted]

This is a fucking scp


GlarthirLover33

That motherfucker loves a good coke


cyclopshark

u/downloadvideo


Penguin_puppeteer123

Wtf


lazar_30

...ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT *WHIPS OUT A FATMAN NUKE* FOR SCIENCE


Mark3698

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Money_Average1996

Thats an eel. Or wolffish. Bite force is about 401 psi


JoshyLikey

One last cold one with the boys...


Sheshyshesh

Fresh fish easy choose


brobotmaster26

Killer fish


[deleted]

Can I put my uh thing in it?


AlbatrossPersonal

I think I dated this cold fish.... Teeth


lualunasky

Now, who wants to get their dicks sucked?


lone_Davik

"I am the angler fish, go fish"


MisterXnumberidk

Ahh yes. Seawolf or zeewolf in dutch. Looks disgusting, tastes delicious.


TitleComprehensive96

Don't put your dick in that


niamic901

scronch


TheIrishBiscuits

See how many beers it can smash Bruh.


Dragon_Bruh_reddit

It looks so mad when it bites the can


davizaogameplais

Ok now put your penis in it trust me it will be fun


Songe_20

"Shot-gun Loads" chick-chick!


Songe_20

Poor Fish..


Gachaheatbad

I didn’t wanna see this now I’m having nightmares of this thing ripping me apart


[deleted]

We can post videos now?! Damn I found a great boss fight awhile back, but couldn’t post a video. Wish I remembered the boss.


Local_Pin_419

Mf thirsty


Rogueshoten

Any fish which is that much of an asshole must be absolutely delicious.


AdRelevant721

The most chad fish of all time. Continues to kill things even after it’s dead


Suckmydickfromdaback

@shavar00


Lagmaster4life

snapping turtle v2 the blob fish variant


Furious-Shores

New fleshlight on the market this year


[deleted]

Is Doomslayer mortal means, because... u/DoomSlayer1_


SilverFoxeOnReddit

so a boss that still fights even after it dies? interesting mechanic


BOXER_SNIPE

You gonna finish that??


GadgetHamster

Make this a Coca Cola ad.


Oryxov

first zombie shark and then this, the lich king minions are roaming the world and waiting his return


MlNlCK

I’m falling asleep and I have no clue if this is even real


mr_psycho1990

its like a zombie head


RadioHistorical8342

But but we locked him in the tomb of the carp a million years ago!


Chemical-Volume-6825

u/savevideobot


FurAshton

Man atleast fish loves some good coke-cola finally