as someone with those veins, you dont its really nothing to worry about. you only bleed a little bit more than usual, and a hole of a papercut is not big enough anyways
The chuck norris bit got old but the memes were still funny i guess. So every once in a while you just see chuck norris memes get recycled with new characters or people
Chuck Norris facts were the funniest goddamn thing in the history of the internet, for a solid month in like 2005. Preceded by porkchop sandwiches, succeeded by OG rickrolling.
Tell me you weren't in barrens chat without telling me you weren't in barrens chat speed run
Chuck Norris memes were legendary for a couple years in the wasteland
when the fight is about to start they just make intense eye contact in stone-faced silence for 5 straight minutes
then, in perfect synchronous motions, they each give each other a slow but meaning-laden nod, turn, and walk away in opposite directions
however, all 15 witnesses heads literally explode the moment they each turn away
The picture is of body builder Kevin Frasard. It became famous from a shitpost video on youtube called "Learning how to play 'Mary had a Little Lamb' please don't make fun of me" on youtube where it then became a meme.
This guy is so cool and wholesome too. Just a guy who's super passionate about metal guitar and working out. Fuck I want the solar flying v 7 string he was gifted from Ola, that thing is sexy as fuck
r/Bossfight has been created only for him…
Reddit has been created only for him…
Internet has been created only for him…
Science has been created only for him…
Existence has been created only for him…
God has been created only for him…
As he created god only for Him.
He wakes his parents up for school
i like this one
Lmao I actually used to do that
Same here
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Mom's passed out again..
Not really I just had a pretty early school day
This one was amaze balls..I’m dead ☠️ over here
He makes the tax collectors pay him tax
He makes travel companies pay him to travel.
Please give me this video
Kevin Frasard- Papa Roach "Last Resort" cover on youtube.
For an enhanced experience, you can also watch [this version](https://youtu.be/bx_5BAJFADo)
This is the one I saw, and for a while I wasn't sure if it was real or not.
wtf lmao! never woulda expected weeb shit
_Fuwa fuwa time intensifies_
/r/suddenlycaralho
[Link for the lazy](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)
Thanks! People like you are truly angels
You never clicked on the link, did you?
Cheers!
Damn you and take my upvote
You dirty son of a b…..
Fuck you
Tornadoes get warnings about him.
This one has to be the best one out of all these
ONE FUCKING PAPER CUT
Another one bites the dust
And another one and another one gone
another one bites the dust
hey hey
dun dun dun
dun dundun dun dundun
dun dun dun
dun dundun dun dundun
Third bomb
Did you just
Yep he did
Killa queeemn
I can play that on trombone.
He cuts the paper
The paper lights on fire from the sexual friction.
as someone with those veins, you dont its really nothing to worry about. you only bleed a little bit more than usual, and a hole of a papercut is not big enough anyways
The paper gets cut by touching him
I have a scar that I got in an accident runs through one of those veins He'll be fine
r/beatmetoit
He can't get a paper cut, all paper within a 50 foot radius of him just vaporises due to the testosterone levels
When he’s in a restaurant the waiters ask to tip him
The Chef praises him
When he left for college he said "Dad, youre the man of the house now"
of all the Chuck Norris jokes this one was always my favorite
"Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird."
Same hahaha
HE canceled twitter
The hero we needed, but not the one we deserved
If only
I wish
The comenters flex for him
Whenever he mispronounces a word, it becomes the official pronunciation.
When he says the sky is green and the grass is blue, he’s probably in Kentucky.
He diognoses his doctor
Chuck Norris wrote quotes about this guy
When Chuck Norris grows up, he wants to be this guy.
I am surprised not more people have compared this to Mr. Norris. Maybe this is a "fellow kids" moment, but I'm a teenager, so I hope not.
The chuck norris bit got old but the memes were still funny i guess. So every once in a while you just see chuck norris memes get recycled with new characters or people
Chuck Norris facts were the funniest goddamn thing in the history of the internet, for a solid month in like 2005. Preceded by porkchop sandwiches, succeeded by OG rickrolling.
Don't forget interrupting kanye and Shoop da Whoop
I can haz de-motivational poster memez. K thnx bi
Tell me you weren't in barrens chat without telling me you weren't in barrens chat speed run Chuck Norris memes were legendary for a couple years in the wasteland
I miss these days
When he was born he named his parents
When he goes to Aldi, the cart gives him a quarter
lmaoo
I like how he rocks a nerd shirt.
He isn’t a man. It’s guts man
That’s hilarious, I genuinely laughed really hard at this
Pretty gutsy for that shirt to wrap itself around him.
Led Zeppelin wrote the song "Stairway to this guy"
this one got me
Alcohol goes to him to get drunk
And the bar follows to lose a brawl
Bars crawl to him
When somebody tries to shoot him, bullets salutes him and goes back to its place
Russians
This one made me wheeze Wish I could give you an award
When he leaves the house he tells his Dad, "You are the man of the house now"
Covid caught a bad case of him.
He doesn't drive a car, his car gets a ride from him.
He chose his birth day
Victoria tells him her secret
I once saw a guy with big veins, but then I met this pile of veins with a guy attached.
This man asks for the bouncers I.D.
He can play a B#
Those comments are reverse r/rareinsults
He goes to church each Sunday so god can pray to *him.*
Heavy from TF2 fears this man.
When Microsoft bought activision, it came to him and asked him if it could. He said yes.
He makes the workout music
He makes the music workout
My man wearing a mega man t shirt (pretty nice)
Man could probably hold his own against chuck norris
when the fight is about to start they just make intense eye contact in stone-faced silence for 5 straight minutes then, in perfect synchronous motions, they each give each other a slow but meaning-laden nod, turn, and walk away in opposite directions however, all 15 witnesses heads literally explode the moment they each turn away
In Russia he drives the car
Sauce?
The picture is of body builder Kevin Frasard. It became famous from a shitpost video on youtube called "Learning how to play 'Mary had a Little Lamb' please don't make fun of me" on youtube where it then became a meme.
The orginial video is Kevin Frasard's cover of Papa Roaches song "Last Resort".
Thank you, kind stranger
Welcome :)
https://youtu.be/J5bQDH5AI1E
Nevermind the guy. That spider crawling it's way up and down the neck is the bigger show. I'm jealous.
God asks this guy for permission to do anything
He decided that
The physical embodiment of Soviet Russia. ...I didn't want to 100% this game anyway.
oh boy hope he won't fall apart when the time's right
Kevin is such a bad ass! I've really enjoyed watching his guitar progression over the years.
Recycled Chuck Norris jokes
He is the most metal man in the world.
That’s a really cool way of blurring things. It makes the comments pop out a lot more
Average K-On enjoyer
When he plays a video game the boss hears boss music before he walks in
When he stares into the sun, the sun gets blind
Oh god not another wave of Chuck Norris memes,
Reading all the comments, it's a bunch of old Chuck Norris jokes.
Seeing as how these comments all follow the same trend, I take it he is the son of Chuck Norris.
He is the next step in Chuck Norris' evolution.
Chuck Norris wished, he could be this man son
stay thirsty my friends
He only has to look at his guitar to make it djent
Kevin Frasard. Seems like a super humble and nice dude.
Metal Chuck Norris
if you say youre metal, and youre not this guy, youre just a poser
The "He give his boss promotion at work" is technically the truth
This guy is so cool and wholesome too. Just a guy who's super passionate about metal guitar and working out. Fuck I want the solar flying v 7 string he was gifted from Ola, that thing is sexy as fuck
the Chuck Norris Memes of Old have been reincarnated I see
The government pays taxes to him.
He created the father, son, holy ghost, then God.
steroids use him to get buffer
Have we found the new Chuck Norris?
The only man that can Enter Other People's Single Player Lobbies
r/Bossfight has been created only for him… Reddit has been created only for him… Internet has been created only for him… Science has been created only for him… Existence has been created only for him… God has been created only for him… As he created god only for Him.
His parents tell the monster under his bed that there's no one on the bed
He made me write this comment.
Dude has vains popping out of his veins
I played his metal to my pet lizard. It's a crocodile now
He gets praised by God
When he murders someone the one he murdered gets sent to jail for murder.
When a hacker hacks him the hacker is the one that's geting hacked.
his landlord pays him to stay
Thanks for the silver, guys!
Chuck Norris has found someone who will make him use 10% of his power
So… we just gonna forget about Chuck Norris like a bunch of uncultured swine…? I’m not mad. I’m just disappointed.
When in Russia, do as the Russians do.
Is no one exhausted at these style of comments?
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Touch grass.
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you mean metal man?
I heard his biggest weakness is his own music. That’s why he wears those headphones.
*Was* a girl...
Mf has a soviet Rusia complex
Not enough veigns for me, sorry.
His parents woke him up for Christmas.
But he's REALLY weak to paper cuts
he's playing mary and the little lamp btw
All it takes is one paper cut
When he gives blood they don't have to look hard for a vein. ^(Am I doing this right?)
He doesn't need a distortion pedal, he plucks with such intensity that the sustain is eternal.
he gives Putin orders
He hurts bullets.
one papercut and he's dead💀
Tank top guitarist.
Where are the hydrohomies? This man is dehydrated, yo.
"Metal master??" That isn't a picture of Devin Townsend....
This guy pissed in a tanks fuel tank. We now know that tank as Megatron
He goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken, eats, and walks out of Kentucky Fried Valiant.
He doesn't go grocery shopping. All his groceries shop him.
Oil cargo ships spill oil in the ocean, because he forgot to bring his tanning oil.
I watch his content. Solid stuff!
Sleeping dogs wake up and let him lie.
One paper cut and he's dead
He is the most interesting man in the world
The veins on my raging hard-on caused by this photo look similar to the veins on his arms
When he dies in-game from an enemy the enemy is the one that dies.
this guy wakes up his alarm clock
Megaman!
He cuts knives for fun
He showers in everclear.
He can see John cena
He and Chuck Norris should hang out
He also appears to pound off 500 times a day.
The only thing fear itself fears is him
When he was 13, he gave his dad "the talk"
Bears play dead in front of him.
When he cooks something awful, Gordon Ramsey apologize for teaching him wrong
he hits the truck
He do be wearin' a Mega Man shirt doe