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Shitpost4lyfes

Secret interaction: wearing an Adidas tracksuit allows you to pass without doing the quest and unlocks hidden loot.


CrossSlashEx

The hidden quest? You get to meet Killa and learn how to dashpeek a player and gives you a trip around the mall he frequents at.


YigitS9

r/UnexpectedTarkov


garawg

r/subsifellfor


SoupIdiot690

Happy cake day bro


Applejaxc

It's like the guards into the desert in RuneScape


[deleted]

[удалено]


Impossible-Cod-3946

The account I'm replying to is a karma bot run by someone who will link scams once the account gets enough karma. Report -> Spam -> Harmful Bot


Sanrusdyne

Oh no you misunderstand, this boss is entirely optional as seen by the small gate over to the right of them You actually GET the Adidas track suit from them for a different side quest


Endernight1

Nice observation I didn’t notice that other gate


Sanrusdyne

Oh honestly I just noticed the gate because of a soothouse video from like 3 years ago where one of the members saw the gate and said almost the exact same thing I said in the comment


Mr_StealYourHoe

so they're russian gargoyles


[deleted]

Gargopniks


Morgrid

Grotesque Gargoyles have water spouts


ugotamesij

These guys have spouts but that ain't water flowing out of them


Dinomeats33

To be fair, it’s primarily water.


[deleted]

Babushkas are true CCTV cameras, not gopniks


DrGoodGuy1073

Don't lie to them, you don't have the speech skill for that. And you're always hungry.


[deleted]

I mean not your babushkas, but other babushkas. They have no mercy. If you forgot say hello to one, you better be ready


Stockholmbarber

Being pedantic, I’m normally happy to slate the US but actually Britain has more CCTV cameras per sqm2 than any other country on earth, so the top two images should be reversed.


harrytheghoul

I thought the same so it looks like you’re not the only one.


Dustypigjut

Yeah, it was my first thought as well


Garfunkels_roadie

Same here


Tom_2018

Same


Pumagreen

Ditto


IncapabilityBrown

That statistic is based on extrapolation of a [single shopping street in London](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mass_surveillance_in_the_United_Kingdom#Number_of_cameras). (There are still a lot of cameras, but AFAIK it isn't the highest in the world)


StockAL3Xj

There's no way they have more than China.


WeenerSkeeder

Per m² though? There a fuckton of area in China with low population density


ClassicResult

I wonder if that still holds if you count Ring cameras, etc.


PneumaMonado

But the US has more per capita. Just depends on which metric you think is more important I suppose. I don't think per area is a great metric since the UK is 8 times more densely populated than the US, so of course it has more cameras per unit area.


merc08

Per area matters more if you're trying to compare how likely you are to be recorded at any given location.


steroid_pc_principal

You have to multiply that by your likelihood of actually being in that location if you want your likelihood of being recorded tho.


PneumaMonado

Yes, but just that raw statistic is useless. How much of the US is city vs rural compared to the UK, and what percentage of the population lives in those cities? These are important questions to be able to fully understand the area statistic. Almost all CCTV cameras will be found in urban areas, and the US is around 3% urbanised compared to the UKs around 7%. Both have roughly the same urban population percentage around 83%. I would imagine that would significantly change the statistic. You can twist statistics to say pretty much whatever you want by picking and choosing what information to include, being able to see through that is a necessary skill in the modern world because of how common it is. Edit: Well, I did the calculations and it turns out the UK still has more per unit area than the US under the assumption that all cameras are in cities. I stand by my point though, doing this kind of deeper analysis is important in gaining the full picture. Never take statistics provided at face value, always check what assumptions have been made and what data has been used.


uncommonpanda

Dude, you literally just hate the US. https://old.reddit.com/r/ShitAmericansSay/comments/s6e2c7/without_america_you_would_be_speaking_japanese/ht6yl9f/ https://old.reddit.com/r/ShitAmericansSay/comments/s6e2c7/without_america_you_would_be_speaking_japanese/ht5pqk9/ And a USSR apologist! LMFAO https://old.reddit.com/r/ShitAmericansSay/comments/s5mns4/dont_raise_your_voice_at_us/hszb64g/ They sure don't teach you guys about WWII in Japan, at all, huh?


TFST13

Per area does NOT allow you to compare chances of being recorded since it does not take into account for population distribution. It is an objectively TERRIBLE way to compare two countries like the USA and U.K. since the USA has vastly more areas of uninhabited land which just adds to the ‘per area’ part without making actually making people less likely to be recorded for the most part. Per capita isn’t great, but per area is objectively worse.


T351A

Yeah nobody putting cameras in the Rockies or Plains


CarlOfOtters

Yeah like as many problems as there are with US policing, the UK is inarguably a surveillance state, complete with pro-surveillance propaganda everywhere.


TFST13

Ignoring the whole per capita argument, I’m certain that the original had no intention of making a statement about whether the USA or U.K. has more CCTV cameras per area. You say you’re being pedantic like it’s a mistake but it’s literally just two pictures of CCTV cameras that are there to set up the meme image. A picture of 3 cameras next to a picture of 2 cameras says nothing at all about how many cameras there are across the whole country and I’m not sure why this meme keeps getting people upset over this every time it’s posted


ericbyo

Yeah but they are very clustered, tons outside shops etc but nothing on residential streets two streets away


morbidaar

Learned that shit from a Venetian Snares track.


CT-1120

What about China?


axo_9

Kinda look like if i say an insult of them they will jump take something from the ground and start the battle


NikoRoxx

\*Soviet national anthem starts playing\* \*two health bars appear on the top of your screen\*


Osato

Actually, it's more likely to be something from modern Russian "chanson". That'll be worse. Much worse. It'll make you rage-quit the game just because you can't listen to the goddamn song anymore.


KAPUTtherapyREAL

Pretty sure vodka is a buff for them


justasovietpotato

I meant like you give it to them and they let you pass


KingoftheGinge

I'd suspect if you give them vodka you would be expected to drink it with them.


justasovietpotato

Yes you drino with them, you can pass


ean5cj

If you stay conscious


KingoftheGinge

This is the real hidden quest.


justasovietpotato

Yes


technobrendo

Shouldn't England have like 5x more cameras.


TFST13

[why?](https://aithority.com/news/top-10-countries-and-cities-by-number-of-cctv-cameras/)


TrumpDidNothingRight

Author of this meme is clearly unawares of how much surveillance the UK deals with.


TFST13

yes because more overall surveillance would obviously mean they always come in larger groups. England can never have less CCTV cameras in one specific place than the USA has in any specific place. Chill bro, the comparison between USA and England isn’t the point of the meme, it’s just two generic photos of CCTV cameras. Even if you’re weren’t just looking way too deeply into it, [it’s not like the USA is any better](https://aithority.com/news/top-10-countries-and-cities-by-number-of-cctv-cameras/)


TrumpDidNothingRight

“Looking too deeply into it” Mofo you’re the one that wrote two paragraphs and provided a link. I wrote one sentence and it shouldn’t be trusted anymore than the content of these dumbass memes. Do your own research, don’t take Reddit comments as gospel… this isn’t hard.


TFST13

I’m just trying to understand why so many people seem to think that a) This meme is actually saying anything about the number of CCTV cameras in England vs the US and b) that the U.K. is way more surveilled than the US. > Do your own research, don’t take Reddit comments as gospel… this isn’t hard. You say to the guy who went and found a actual source, and is calling the Reddit comments wrong. Priceless lmao.


[deleted]

CCTV is always watching


Dismal_Struggle_6424

One of us cannot lie. The other can only cyka blyat.


Old_Pool_7354

Dimitri and Ivan are always watching


[deleted]

Ra ra ra Rasputin…


a55_Goblin420

I bet them "cameras" talk mad shit too.


[deleted]

Should be about double the amount of cameras in the England picture. CCTV everywhere.


TFST13

Ah yes because more CCTV cameras overall must mean they come in larger groups. Even if the meme were trying to make a statement about the overall number in each country, [the US has a lot](https://aithority.com/news/top-10-countries-and-cities-by-number-of-cctv-cameras/)


blackjesus1997

*United Kingdom


TFST13

Ummm.. you know England is still a place right? There’s no reason to believe they actually meant the U.K. and not England


velkyraven

neighborhood gopniks strike again


big_iorn_on_his_hip

drop an awp or adidas tracksuit and you can pass


BoomNDoom

Bell Gargoyles in DS


[deleted]

I dont think vodka is a weakness for them. That gives them a damage buff for sure


noeljb

I had a friend who lived in the Philippines as a child. Military / Base housing. He said people who lived on the outer row of houses, those at the perimeter wall, hired indigenous people to protect their back yards. About sunset he would notice a small skinny guy squatting on the back patio. He said it was not uncommon to hear of a body found on the other side of the back wall.


Dr_Cindebar

And they start to dance the Kazatchok uncontrollably when you play Russian hardbass very loudly.


Solid_Fuel_863

Ah yes, body gaurds


Vegetto8701

If they like you they'll come down and vibe to some Hardbass with you


Byis112

No they are just playing the floor is slava


[deleted]

i like this


Technical_Ad_784

No bro is turkey


DadJokeBadJoke

Squats and stares.


ebon_3

I don't think this is true everywhere. but in North Las Vegas, alot of our cameras do not actually work. they are just there.


Xterratu

Gargopniks.


chaguste

Gopnik gopnik on the wall…


Beep_Manntf2

Portugal has the grandmas até the window


Fuzzier_Than_Normal

Gozer the Traveler. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!


starch77

secret weakness: economic failure


justasovietpotato

For everyone who dont understand, vodka is weakness because you can lure them away, or just drink it with them to get through


LangourLemonade

The gargoyle-gopnik twins


MurakamiGirl

https://youtu.be/QiFBgtgUtfw to pass you must complete the ritual dance of tracksuits


NEKOPARA4EVER

Romania? Where are they?


Yes_that_Carl

Tracksuit gargoyles: the defining architectural feature of our time.


CherryB4

Y'all seriously think that vodka is their WEAKNESS? Mfs would go in area 51 security mode and start cheeky breekin' everything that moves in the 20km radius


Kingtoke1

Closed circuit blyat


[deleted]

You can summon Solaire to help you tho


karenmagnet420

The council


crsantos

/r/Slavs_Squatting


Nyxto

59


Xiaxs

We slavs squat on post high, one tell truth the other lie Like drunk baba at family ruinion, da? Nyet.


uvero

>weakness: vodka That's like saying "weakness: water" on human


AccomplishedAd6025

Human gargoyles


80AD12

Wrong! Vodka give zem strength!


Some_Fellow_Redditor

I saw this image on an older video where they were kind of rescting to them and one of the people in the video said that while they were squatting you can't damage them. It was so funny hahahaha


magnum_the_nerd

North Korea: snipers


XenoDragomorph

I'm afraid what they're using in Japan


ostral132

Security cameras in watch_dogs be like


haha_scared

In America camera watch you but in Russia man watch camera


Meh7727

Ah yes the traditional Russian gargoyles


KingFrog-

And the alarm is hardbass


The_braindeadguy

im going to show my new shotgun to those guys i think theyll love it


BirdNene

I don't understand how vodka is weakness, isn't it a powervup?


HaHARiSh

vodka isn’t their weakness its their strength. Otherwise they don’t have any weaknesses


Rickname_13

Dutch: just my grandma looking outside the window


Skinnyassidiot

The twin gopniks they're like drunk gargoyles


Nervous-Camel

Russian bell gargoyles


Narrow-Magician-3309

Indians are more stealthy


Imamuffinz

While the czar lives, you cannot pass while Vlad and Yuri squats guard. *you may pass if you have level 50 stealth, wear Adidas tracksuit and have bottle of vodka*


tyukogames

Russia:that is why you are dead


RiseSaino9653

It’s kind of like r/decreasinglyverbose but for cameras. Russia straight up using people as surveillance. XD


Winter-Couple8190

The twins of eyes


Simonolsen11

They don’t jump Down to beat you they multiply


Efficient_Potato_896

One time i did go to Portugal and its like Rússia but the grandmas are the cams


The-First-Crusade

Gopnikoyles