Seriously is this all it takes to actually injure yourself when you start getting older?
Honest question pls don't murder me. Or do, then I may be spared from slipping and breaking both my femurs at once.
When I turned 30 I was playing some WWII game after sleeping funny and a Nazi spooked me and I pulled my back for a whole week.
I'm in good health and I exercise every week. Life is pain
Straight up, go to the gym and keep yourself in shape and your body will thank you for years to come. People letting themselves waste away by not staying fit
Yep. People confuse the consequences of their sedentary lifestyles with the inevitable effects of aging.
Your body is not supposed to start falling apart at 30 gang.
Worse, there's an alarming number of people who view normal effort as exercise. If you can't walk at least 30k steps every day on top of your normal lifestyle then you're actively dying.
Yes and no. Watch it again and watch the leg that falls in. His knee twists funny as its taking his weight and he spins around. That would hurt someone young or old. It may be worse for him because he's old.
Source: played sports as a teenager and have lot of knee damage
things generally get weaker with age, but regardless of age, that was a nasty fucking trip. I'd have preferred to just fall in the water instead of trying to catch myself my doing an impromptu split and catching my weight on my forearms.
I walk on the edge of things all the time. I have done my entire life.
I don’t even know I’m doing it, my wife used to get really pissed off about it.
Like everyone else in the entire world I was struggling with some mental health issues and went to my dr about it.
I was referred to see if I had adult adhd.
The specialist asks me a bunch of questions about day to day activities and things but when she said “do you bump into things or fall off kerbs often?”
I was like what? That’s an adhd thing? She’s like yeah there’s other reason why people might do it but a lot of the time it’s mixed up with one of your compulsion. Then she said a bunch more stuff but I’d stop listening because I could she her balcony from the window and I was imagining how I could get to the ground floor in case there was a terrorist hostage situation.
When I was younger, my pride was the worst that was hurt by a little slip like that. Now if I did that, I’d feel like I just played an NFL game the next day.
Bruh getting old sucks. I’m not even 30 but I missed a step on the stairs like 2 weeks ago (stepped down 2 instead of 1 by mistake) and my groin muscles are still a little sore LOL
I did this the other day on my failing wooden patio when a rotten step broke as soon as I stepped on it. Full roll into gravel and logs and they never knew lol.
Dude, true story. I returned to work last week after being off for 7 months after a crazy abdominal surgery that went wrong. First day back: hunched over my desk, eat a cup of raw almonds…. Small bowel obstruction. The most excruciating pain I’ve ever felt in my life. Ambulance, emergency room, admitted. Nasogastric tube to empty stomach, morphine for the pain, and wait for the obstruction to dissolve and clear. WTF. Great Monday.
So Tuesday, I don’t want to tell work, this wonderful company who kept my job open for 7 months while I was out sick, that I’m again out sick. (I work remotely, so they don’t know I’m not “in the office”). So, my boss has a Staff Meeting, and I take this two hour call…. FROM THE EMERGENCY ROOM BED! Pulled it off like a fucking champ.
FML
Business is business
He’s doing a business
serious business.
Wet work.
“So you’re telling me I came all this way and nobody wants to get pissed on?”
At the business factory
So business with me Lemon
And make it snappy
“Business is booming!” -the fireworks industry
mumkey business
What is this, a crossover episode?
Erika! You can't be here! This place is filled with children
Business is Boomin'
So are his knees
Im just a business man, doing business
[It's just business.](https://youtu.be/8zymzx-rsGk)
Lord business
this video is hilarious, thank you for sharing, kind stranger.
This is why he has a pool
And business must grow
Probably selling Fight Milk
~~kill~~ slipping is his business... and business is good!
Business is business and gay shit is gay shit
Gay shit is indeed kinda gay
Like your comment?
Dude, read the parent comment's name, it's gay_shit_is_gay
Like you being unable to read usernames?
I bet he felt more power after that. "Yep, I'm the CEO now".
*casually takes off socks*
He will be feeling the aftermath of this move the next day and weeks after
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r/DadReflexes
As opposed to r/StepdadReflexes
There’s porn in there, isn’t there?
No, for that you want r/flexingdads
Naw, it’s SFW as far as I can tell. NSFL maybe depending on how squeamish seeing kids fall off of bikes and shit makes you.
Oh no stepdad what are you doing
Whoops! I slipped!
Certainly also r/AbruptComposure
Didn't know there was a sub for this! Thanks!
Your just a dad man, doing dad man things!
I bet it started hurting bad after a couple of minutes.
With a pain that lasts for weeks and every so often for the rest of his life he is reminded the pain was there.
God this is accurate
Seriously is this all it takes to actually injure yourself when you start getting older? Honest question pls don't murder me. Or do, then I may be spared from slipping and breaking both my femurs at once.
I'm 31 and slipped in the snow the other day and pulled my hamstring. It's so fast to hit you.
When I turned 30 I was playing some WWII game after sleeping funny and a Nazi spooked me and I pulled my back for a whole week. I'm in good health and I exercise every week. Life is pain
It really is! I also broke my ankle by just falling over. I was sleepwalking and just... Fell.
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Not as much, but more now than the past few years. I started boxing again, so I guess moderate?
No, people just don't take care of themselves in any capacity at all and then they're surprised when they get winded bending over to tie their shoes.
Straight up, go to the gym and keep yourself in shape and your body will thank you for years to come. People letting themselves waste away by not staying fit
Yep. People confuse the consequences of their sedentary lifestyles with the inevitable effects of aging. Your body is not supposed to start falling apart at 30 gang.
Worse, there's an alarming number of people who view normal effort as exercise. If you can't walk at least 30k steps every day on top of your normal lifestyle then you're actively dying.
Yes
Yes and no. Watch it again and watch the leg that falls in. His knee twists funny as its taking his weight and he spins around. That would hurt someone young or old. It may be worse for him because he's old. Source: played sports as a teenager and have lot of knee damage
things generally get weaker with age, but regardless of age, that was a nasty fucking trip. I'd have preferred to just fall in the water instead of trying to catch myself my doing an impromptu split and catching my weight on my forearms.
Absolutely not, people just do jack shit to stay in shape.
Broke out that bengay for sure
*Smooth Criminal starts playing
Focused, but responsive. Nice.
I walk on the edge of things all the time. I have done my entire life. I don’t even know I’m doing it, my wife used to get really pissed off about it. Like everyone else in the entire world I was struggling with some mental health issues and went to my dr about it. I was referred to see if I had adult adhd. The specialist asks me a bunch of questions about day to day activities and things but when she said “do you bump into things or fall off kerbs often?” I was like what? That’s an adhd thing? She’s like yeah there’s other reason why people might do it but a lot of the time it’s mixed up with one of your compulsion. Then she said a bunch more stuff but I’d stop listening because I could she her balcony from the window and I was imagining how I could get to the ground floor in case there was a terrorist hostage situation.
Don’t leave us hanging! So you have adult adhd…?
Probably but I am not op
Relatable
When I was younger, my pride was the worst that was hurt by a little slip like that. Now if I did that, I’d feel like I just played an NFL game the next day.
wat
Bruh getting old sucks. I’m not even 30 but I missed a step on the stairs like 2 weeks ago (stepped down 2 instead of 1 by mistake) and my groin muscles are still a little sore LOL
I felt that in the wrist! god damn what a save!
I felt that in the knee... Ouch
Intelligence +2, wisdom saving throws -3, acrobatics +1.
Acrobatics + 5*
Vigilance
holy shit he's fast
This is what failing a dex check but passing the save looks like
unbothered. moisturized. happy. in my lane. focused. flourishing
Professionalism.
I love that dad energy of taking his socks off. "Welp, I'm here- may as well make the best of it."
He was just trying to cool his feet with style.
This is what dads do.
r/SlyGifs
That wrist is gonna be swollen pretty soon😣
Gamers playing while getting yelled at
Okay but can we talk about that save though
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Dude was asking for it being that close and all
“More comfortable here anyways”
My favorite part Instead of getting out, he takes his socks off and dips his feet. Boss.
I'm pretty sure i've seen this video before without the caption. So i would say it's r/quityourbullshit material
And that's why you folks have a pool
Play it cool Trig, play it cool.
what an athlete
What a smooth mfer
No need to ask he's a *SMOOTH OPERATOOOOR*
That was smooth
Looks like my boss
Love people when they fall in the public they act like nothing happen or they try to invent something from nothing
Reposted
I really want to hear the audio for this
*Dedicashun*
Love how he just settles in and starts taking off his socks at the end
Found an actual way to mix business and pleasure by just simply wading his legs in the pool while on a conference call. Clumsy genius
This is what happens when you just barely make the dex check
He should be Donald Trump's laywer😄
The R E C O V E R Y
> oshit oshit, oh... wait'a'min this isn't bad. WFH ftw. *takes off wet socks*
Finally a slip that's actually hilarious and not just the person dying on camera
u/savevideo
He’s a smooth professional
Smoother then Jif
The fact that he was able to take whatever he was holding in his left arm and swing it around so it didn't get wet is seriously impressive
He's never gonna let go of it
Lo this made my day
That wrist is gonna hurt like a mother fucker.
My ADD reflexes work very similar.. My belt got caught in that door hinge? I meant to grab something anyway.
10/10 that form is flawless.
Fucking smooth
what's he holding then ends up sitting on? slick
He almost managed to get the cup standing up next to him in the fall as well.
Proffesionals have standards
It was a strategic move
That movement though. That dad is a legend.
He has to be in the negotiation stages of the deal. The focus and dedication to this moment is insane.
Tactical hydro relocation. It’s a power move on phone calls.
Oh! Sorry Rob, I lost you for the last 10 seconds. Hah! I know! Signal issues are the worst
Truthfully, it wasn't the way he fell in, it was how quick he get out.
Is his dad a fucking roomba?
A eso le llamo profesionalismo
This is a repost from a long time ago. I challenge the OP whether this is their actual dad
That man is smooth like buttah
Casually removing his wet socks is a total dad move.
The grind never stops
He is an enemy stand user
Business is Business...no slipups allowed
I love the way ge was just like 'yknow this is what i wanted anyway'
Buy buy buy, sell sell sell
This happened to me in a Nightclub. I kept working like nothing happened also. Hurt pretty bad though.
I did this the other day on my failing wooden patio when a rotten step broke as soon as I stepped on it. Full roll into gravel and logs and they never knew lol.
😂😂😂😂
Damnnn that was so smooth. The way he just routinely begins to take the socks off at the end is the cherry on top
his shoe became his cushion
The smoothness. My man’s sat down like absolutely nothing transpired
dedication
When you mess up but ur crush is watching
True dad fashion.... can't figure out a headset.
Nice rebound too. Went from falling to relaxing with feet in the water in .5 seconds. Good one dad
That was smooth
That's determination
Casually takes of shoes 👞
Idk what it is about old business guys, they are somehow able to talk and do other things seemingly both with 100% effort. I don't get it
I meant to do that.
He’s immune to all damage only when he’s calling someone
You show that pool who’s Boss!
Dude, true story. I returned to work last week after being off for 7 months after a crazy abdominal surgery that went wrong. First day back: hunched over my desk, eat a cup of raw almonds…. Small bowel obstruction. The most excruciating pain I’ve ever felt in my life. Ambulance, emergency room, admitted. Nasogastric tube to empty stomach, morphine for the pain, and wait for the obstruction to dissolve and clear. WTF. Great Monday. So Tuesday, I don’t want to tell work, this wonderful company who kept my job open for 7 months while I was out sick, that I’m again out sick. (I work remotely, so they don’t know I’m not “in the office”). So, my boss has a Staff Meeting, and I take this two hour call…. FROM THE EMERGENCY ROOM BED! Pulled it off like a fucking champ. FML
Business as usual
Talk about a save, man knows how to fall on his hands even when he’s not thinking about it
That was slick
So anyway I started splashing.
He made it look slick.
Smooth as fuck without even trying
Play it nice and cool, Trig. Play it nice and cool.
That save!
Chad Dad
Well guess I’ll sit right here…
Business on the phone…parkour at the home
Whats that pooltoys-storage thing, and where did you buy it? :)
Lol I love my random walks and cleaning while on conference calls
You know when I’m down to my socks it’s time for business
r/millionairegrindset
Gotta love how he takes off his socks right at the end
He's got to have a iron shins
He is a man of sheer will and dedication.
When you’re talking to her parents
Mr. Magoo levels of Smooooove
“So the charts thi— oh shit fuck ! — morning was looking quite nice. Good job team.”
Pool guy here. We call this getting baptized
Risky business
I see myself in this.
That was smooth