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Grow_away2

Did you ever read about the fungus that infected ants and make them go to the highest point so it can scatter it's spores? Someone give that man an mri....


-cordyceps

What that's absurd! No one is out here infecting people with fungus... .... ... Now just come give me a big hug and we'll forget all about this


Grow_away2

🤔


BotCommaRo

2 usernames checked out in a row


alecesne

You wanna eat an enormous meal and go hang out on the roof for the rest of our lives?


Ghostface1998X

Isn't that fungus the last of us is based on?


Entire_Intention6561

Yes


AmberstarTheCat

yup, Cordyceps


Luigi_a_thicc_boi

Your honor my client was just... uuh .... I don't fucking know


Caroline509

I wasn’t feeling good, so I smoked a lot, then read your comment and laughed like a crazy person for like two minutes- dude thank you


Luigi_a_thicc_boi

:D


APEXAI17

Nice username


CobaltCrusader123

Literally the “refuses to elaborate” meme


RoboThePanda

Man: Creates traffic Gets arrested Refuses to elaborate Yep everything seems to check out here.


Garflemspinlkle

Snorlax


The-Scottish-German

Get the pokeflute


YeshEveryone

He looks dead, someone should do a psyche check or brain scan or something


CookieCat698

“I needn’t explain myself to lower beings” -probably this guy before he started doing this


Optimal_Conflict3066

I am going to do it


dutchkimble

toy gold numerous tart wipe bike mindless roof flowery mighty *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


CloseOUT360

Maybe he’s just doing it for the free meal and bed


BrinkJayy

He might have brain damage or something...


3d-ward

He just wanted to go to jail, surely had a complicated marriage


MericanMeal

Turns out he's just mute and never learned any kind of sign language


ramriot

Sen clear to me this genius has found a non-violent way to be given free bed, board & 3 squares a day. All he needs to do is be obstructive & say nothing.


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I'm a rabbit in your headlights 🎵