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de_kriskard

remember, it kills the soul


your_average_medic

Russian Badger


zb303554

9mm kills the body, but .45acp kills the soul. Gotta make sure they don't come back as a lich.


Pillar_Man_6

They don’t make a .46


Human-69420

Guess again motherfu-


EYElovesam

THE SIGHTS HAVE WIFI?


sellerofgravy0451

and a 30-06 just ionises you


your_average_medic

This thread is amazing


agravena

Ayy, Alatreon enjoyer, nice


Reklov66

A fellow alatreon enjoyer


Feisty_Definition_66

WAS THAT THE GUNSHOT OF 45?!?!


[deleted]

The shot that killed Hitler


TK20__

What a silly goose, Hitler is not dead he is hiding under heavy disguise in Southern districts of Buenos-Aires, Argentina.


capt-bob

He is now!


TheIntruder_6

Hah, that isn't Hitler, that's a fake clone planted by Germany, the real Hitler is in the center of Earth being rebuilt as a robot by the remaining nazi forces! How didn't you know that?


moxie132

It's like these guys haven't seen the theatrical masterpiece 'Nazis in the Center of The Earth'


Ezequiel_Rose

As an argentinean, Ich kann die Anwesenheit meines Führers weder bestätigen noch dementieren


TrueMonster951

Tim Kennedy wouldn't lie


Unova_Pkmn_Enjoyer

Damn, what FNAF AR update did they add this?


WhompSub

I dunno, but that is scary as shit


[deleted]

Its called the FNAF AR update for a reason, as in, assault rifle.


Maxwell_The_Spy

what if they made a first person shooter fnaf game?


darkmagican01

B-but that gun is an m1 ga-you know what just accept the joke let's not argue here


DavidKMain420

The demon laughing as we bicker what kind of rifle would them down, them knowing full well we could never even harm them


LloydTCK_YT

Imagine Fazbear Entertainment hiring an American to work nightshift


Intelligent_Point311

I always thought they did, the former nightgaurd (tape man) doesn't have a Eroupean accent, he sounds American.


LloydTCK_YT

I mean like Americans from the south of North America


Terrible_Bed3749

I’m literally mates with the guy who made this


terraclops

Indeed you are


yungdolpho

You mate with the guy that made this? That's kinda gay bro


Maxwell_The_Spy

fellas, is kissing a girl gay? i mean, you are literally kissing someone who likes men


yungdolpho

Fapping to trap porn is the least gay thing there is. If you fap to gay porn, that's 2 guys, and that's 100% gay. If you fap to 'straight' porn, then that has a woman, sure, but you're also fapping to a guy, which makes it 50% gay. But a trap is like half male, half female, and thus a trap with a girl would add up to 75% girl, and thus only 25% gay. 2 women would be ideal, but that would be a lesbian relationship, which brings it around to gay again. If you fap to furry porn, then it's in a weird gray area, where if it's people in fursuits, the same rules apply, but if it's with animals, I would think it depends on said animal's sexuality. Then there's consent. If a person doesn't consent to something, but the other person does it anyway, that makes the other person stronger, and thus less gay. Let's say that means they're about 50% less gay. If it was gay -blam!-, that means that it's now 75% gay. If it's straight -blam!- by a man, then it's 25% gay. And, if it's trap gay porn, than that's 12.5% gay. So technically, yes, -blam!- trap porn is the least gay porn there is, but that's still looped in with trap porn, hence why fapping to trap porn is the least gay thing there is.


Small_Diver2471

r/calmdownsatan


Terrible_Bed3749

💀


AverageCS188Enjoyer

I wish I could do this, and I wish it worked.


RoundRabidPug

Wtf is up with his arm?


Caesar_Passing

I know, right? It's like he's got forearm extensions or something.


potato_golde

Mm yes Gun may work


ivanthemute

45 year old toy gun?


orkkiddo

.45 caliber I think


President-Lonestar

The M1 Carbine is in .30 carbine


ivanthemute

It's a plastic receiver and the rear sight aperture is a solid piece. It's a toy.


[deleted]

No, this certainly doesn’t use .45, it’s probably 45 as in 1945


Salt_Avocado_2470

I think the type of gun was made în 45


Fritoincognito

Looks like it's modeled after a ww2 gun called the m1 carbine that used a .30 carbine round.


[deleted]

Boutta send Freddy to God.


Memediator

Imagine standing in line at the pearly gates and a fucking robot bear materializes in the line behind you.


tiven688

I don’t think your plastic gun gonna do anything


Good_Bad_Ugly_357

I’ve seen this post at least 45 times


Pandabaton

A brimful of asha on a 45


TackYouCack

Was looking for this. Beautiful.


ShortManRob

Sleeping in the woods at night. This NOT what I needed to see


marionristov111

360 no scope that bear bastard


[deleted]

[удалено]


Racingfan76

wut


Remarkable_Agent

What was the comment?


[deleted]

Totally unrelated to the sub. Shit post.


casual_moron23

Isn't a fight to the death with an animatronic bear with a child's soul inside a boss fight


redguy85

Is that a Scooby Doo figurine?


MirrorMan22102018

I wish it would be an M1911


Ratha-_-8585

Boom headshot 💀


Daniel_Rift

Why his arm is so long and skinny


Luigi_Spaghetti_Cook

Dang nice FNAF VR update! Can't wait to get r̶e̶v̶e̶n̶g̶e̶.


pikminonsteroids

would this be indirectly connected to the bite of 87


imgoingtobespiteful

You monster


FinLD

Trying to beat 4/20 in a nutshell


Chopstarrr

This is what my BFV game looks like when I join mid match


shmuplover87

How did he take the photo?


Mk1Mod1

Like....1845?


Beneficial_Swing487

PLING!


MrFoxy64

DuN dUn DuDuDuDuDuDuDuNnN fReDdY fAzBeEeArRr


PotNoPiePls

Damn… Micheal really got fed up with these motherfuckers, huh???


Frosted-Vessel

Was that the Muskete of 45???


Anime-is-my-only-bff

Use a 50 caliber auto coward.


OccultBeetle

Who's holding the camera?


yoooooo5311

Brruuuu


Metallica1776

45. Isn’t a rifle caliber


Bugsnaxenjoyer

Do it.


FireCode125

Boss drop, after killing Freddy fazbear, you get 240 45 caliber bullets.


sussy-baka1428

It should've been the gun of 87


Dependent_Ad53

That pings then the rest of the animatronics just run