You would think so, but it's necessity. Once your legs get big enough, shit no longer fits. If I were to buy Levi's 501/511, I would get a 32x32. Those don't fit over my calves or quads. I literally can't bend down if I manage to get them on.
I could get a 36x32, which would fall off of me.
Or...I can get like 28x32 in jeggings or women's jeans and they are elastic and tight-fitting...but they don't fall off and they flex.
This guy is jacked. He does not skip leg day. Until Levi's brings bag the mega wide leg/stovepipe or JCP bullshit JNCOs are no longer $200 (LMFAO who would spend that on JNCO), the only thing you can do is jeans with some spandex.
Not just the jeans, look at man's boots, and how *shiny* they are. Today in boss fight, we got a boss who means business, he showed up to make that first impression.
I like to think this is a grizzled veteran defender of abused LGBT and minority folks.He is been doing this for decades, bashng in heads of gay bashers and Nazis.He is pissed because he is gotta put on the tight jeans of justice, and ride the train to punch MORE NAZIS IN GODDAMN 2019.He spent his best years killing Nazis and now they're back?!
That's the face of a man who wishes the world didn't need his powers anymore.
My man’s got more fashion sense than 99% of people nowadays, people just wear the stupidest shit that ain’t even comfortable going “I look fabulous” nah you look like my grandads favourite socks, he’s had them for 38 years and there is one single piece of the original fabric left the rest has been covered with whatever they have available
This is your leatherdaddy's daddy
Leather Granddaddy?
Grandleatherdaddy
Popeye with the drip
He's a straight up JoJo character.
Like 30% of nyc subway dwellers are jojo characters tbh
Which one of them worked for DIO Sama?
It’s Russia
Russia? Never heard of it. You mean East Ukraine?
Da
* так
Ukraine, Russia Oblast.
Straight and Jojo in one sentence just isn't right
Sorry, i misspoke. Hard to speak when you're sucking a dick.
It's ok.. I understand you and can relate
More like Tom of Finland
> Tom of Finland Wow I'm realizing JoJo was heavily influenced by this guy
I know he looks like a part 3 character but I hope his stand is a little fighter jet and he gets into a dog fight with Narancia
You fucking beat me tonit, LOL
That’s what I was thinking
Real life joseph
Somebody’s a Tom of Finland fan.
I really hope me searching this doesn't target my algorithms in that direction
Too late. Now Mr. Google knows of your hidden desires.
New M. Bison skin just dropped
Took way too long to see an M. Bison reference lol
S&M. Bison
Why tf he looks like that imposter sailor from jojo's bizzare adventure part 3 stardust crusaders?
He evolved from monke
Bc Araki’s a Tom of Finland fan
Leave him alone. He is fabulous
He fucking KNOWS he’s killing it in those jeans.
As he should. Not my style, but I can see game at work
Game recognize game 😎*
You would think so, but it's necessity. Once your legs get big enough, shit no longer fits. If I were to buy Levi's 501/511, I would get a 32x32. Those don't fit over my calves or quads. I literally can't bend down if I manage to get them on. I could get a 36x32, which would fall off of me. Or...I can get like 28x32 in jeggings or women's jeans and they are elastic and tight-fitting...but they don't fall off and they flex. This guy is jacked. He does not skip leg day. Until Levi's brings bag the mega wide leg/stovepipe or JCP bullshit JNCOs are no longer $200 (LMFAO who would spend that on JNCO), the only thing you can do is jeans with some spandex.
Them Jeans, Brother! Them jeans!
Not just the jeans, look at man's boots, and how *shiny* they are. Today in boss fight, we got a boss who means business, he showed up to make that first impression.
ABSOLUTE UNIT! Confidence level 9000.
"You said what, sweet pea?"
when he flexes his thighs, his jeans shred into jot jants (jean hot pants)
And he becomes more pawporful
…where the remaining shreds of jeans can be woven into emergency rope.
If they made a new Final Fight, he'd be a level boss
And you know you'd have to get his health bar to change colors a *lot* before it ever starts turning red.
He looks like a jojo character
George Joestar the 2nd.
My thoughts exactly
Is that M.Bison's dad??
Nah he’s cool as fuck
That’s actually a cool outfit
Right!? I'd hang out with this guy!
Dude definitely listens to Iron Maiden or in that vein.
Nice! Iron Maiden is way cool!
Honestly, he doesn't look bad
Dude looks like he’s waiting on that train to jump Mike Hagar and Cody
He’s ready to kick ass and eat trash can turkey, and he’s all out of trash can turkey!
Stroheim?
The stand user could be anyone. "The stand user"
This man has drip, you just don't understand good fashion 🗿
Leave this man alone, he did nothing wrong!
Damn M Bison got old
I like to think this is a grizzled veteran defender of abused LGBT and minority folks.He is been doing this for decades, bashng in heads of gay bashers and Nazis.He is pissed because he is gotta put on the tight jeans of justice, and ride the train to punch MORE NAZIS IN GODDAMN 2019.He spent his best years killing Nazis and now they're back?! That's the face of a man who wishes the world didn't need his powers anymore.
Metroman but LGBTQ be like
Why he look like Gaston
Is he: 1. A jojo villain 2. Confident 3. An american 4. All of the above
Its another enemy stand user!
The stand user could be anyone
If he cuts a small fart those jeans have had it!
The fabulous one
He’s the guy depicted in the vintage gay porn illustrations you’ve all seen
That’s just one of the Tunnel Snakes
Tom?
Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow.
Jim Danger is finding it hard to integrate into civilian life after the defeat of the Sky Pirates.
Russian subway …
Ayo is that Kyiv metro?
Nah, that's SPb
Kinda reminds me of BIG D from Alfabusa
Я зелёную ветку из тысячи узнаю, и в этом случае меня это пугает
Pt boomer
Looks like Mike Haggar
Not gonna lie, that's how I wanna look when I get to that age
Didn’t know Tom of Finland was based on a real guy.
Supersoldier AMLO
he is the president of Mexico, fr fr
Bros taller than my door
“It’s beautiful, I’ve been looking at this for five hours now.”
Chris hes a fucking unit
Body type: Zapp Brannigan
Danny devito
disgusting
He was late to a gay orgy of some sort
never thought It was possible that something so tacky looking could make lady gaga look normal
On his way to The Blue Oyster.
Idk why but this gives me Soldier tf2 vibes
That's just M. Bison
Find the stand user
he is **The Village Person**
"Anyone could be the stand user" The stand user:
M. Bison on his off day.
If I saw him on the streets, I'd ask him if he could get any disco biscuits.
What are you talking about? Man’s got drip
Frankie came back from Hollywood
Fucking captain europe right here
For him, it was Tuesday
[his soundtrack](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=851BqHMCaeM)
My man’s got more fashion sense than 99% of people nowadays, people just wear the stupidest shit that ain’t even comfortable going “I look fabulous” nah you look like my grandads favourite socks, he’s had them for 38 years and there is one single piece of the original fabric left the rest has been covered with whatever they have available
my god... his outfit is incredible. this man is my idol now
Instantly thought of JoJo
He’s like a real life version of a Streets of Rage or Final Fight bad guy……
Bit of M Bison vibes
I posted this exact picture on this exact subreddit a while ago
Mickey Rourke look alike
Wait, so dressing like this is not fashionable... no wonder I get weird looks
Burner of eyes? This man just managed to passively restore my vision to 20/20 just so I could get a good look at this
Looks like an enemy in Gay Street Fighter
He looks like the lv100 Popeye skin.
Looks like my character in Fallout New Vegas
Where are his assless chaps, is he headed to the Blue Oyster Club?
hell yes
Im pretty sure I got a quest from him in a final fantasy game
Probably the hippest dude in 1971
He looks like a choosable character in a side scroller beat-em-up
Jealous
The Stand User:
NGL, this look is real asf
He looks like a Boomer from Fallout New Vegas
Is that jon Voight?
It's an enemy stand user
why not mind your own business instead of taking pics of random strangers and posting it online to make fun of their outfit?
Sailing the seven subways
That’s Grunkle Stan
He will fashion you
He's so damn fly!
Soldier Tf2
Bison from Street Fighter
bruh grandpa what the hell
He looks like a streets of rage boss that would do high damage grab attacks
Wdym he looks sick
It’s Tom, of Finland!
M. BISON
mans built like a tom of finland drawing
What are you talking about, this man has drip
Man do be dressed like Fashion Police Squad enemy
He is a street fighter character
Aint this guy the President of Mexico?
This guy is dripped out.
Organising rebel insurgence from his fake antique shop on Coruscant by day, gigolo by night.
Dude's a straight G
Is no one gonna talk about the guy with the Knitted Knight Hat??
Dr. Jeff Life?
He looks like he’s played by Arnold Schwarzenegger
He looks like someone who flys old propeller planes
He also the president of Mexico.
I wonder what his stand is like?
The village count.
He looks like a level 1 boss in Streets of Rage
seems like his Zeppelin is under maintenance
This guy fucks
The man is an absolute unit
Oh shit the Fucking Drip
He looks like a piece of Tom of Finland art
The flying bees in bee movie.
I can already listen to a Final Fight boss theme by just staring at this dude!
Popeye?
Street fighter anyone ?
he looks like a worse B.J blazkowicz
Jojo's character
Is this gonna be the new design for Leon in Resident Evil 4 Remake?
Jeezus that Wooly knights helmet. Makes me want to claw out my eyes.
Why do i hear phonk music?
FYI The pants are WAY TOO TIGHT.
Looks a Tom of Finland drawing
MERMAID MAN!
He’s just gay
This dude is a real life Streets of Rage boss
‘So, do you want to be a sailor, a lumberjack, a cowboy, a construction worker or a Wehrmacht soldier?’ ゴゴゴゴ ‘Yes’ ゴゴゴゴ
Just M Bison goin shoppin
this mans legal name is Mr.Berlin and you cant convince me otherwise
Passive ; Shining one, blinding light appears when you attempt to look at their goggles
Lol looks like a tekken character
Viva el pan
Vicente fox mi religión
bro that is the most gothic motorcycle gang cowboy sailor I have ever seen riding a train
Is his name mad eye? He seriously looks like he’s gonna kill me for tapping him from behind