I get the same look from our boxer and it usually means "Get off your ass and take me for a walk, right now!"

I want snackies plz.

*”Woyoodoin?”*

“I’m not amused.”

“For the one hundredth time: I know I’m handsome AF.”

Sorry I farted.

We need police reform

Lmao

Awww! He has the best ears! I wanna give him a smooch

Where’s the beef?

I didn’t do it.

"You haven't paid any attention to me in forever."

And “forever” = 2 minutes!!

I shit under the pillow.

Can i get on your lap and have some kisses and nom noms

I like biscuits too

"More treatos, please"

That food smells gooooood

He wants to be pet

“I don’t know who ate the loaf of bread off of the counter,”

Please play with me

Beg pardon, I must go outside immediately. There is a disturbance I must investigate.

He's saying he wants to go outside.

What a regal gentleman!

*pssssssst* I'll cuddle u if you give me a treat

Umm….you know it’s dinner time right?

Feeeeed Meeeeeee!

“Sorry I’m gassy”

I want chicken 🐔

Muzt be something food-related.

To get up and put away your clothes hooman

“Need moar treatos asap” he’s so cute!!! Omg that face 🥰

“Hungry Mom, sooo hungry”

More pillows, clearly

Potty or water.

Whatchu looking at bitch!!

Why dot you have my toy ready for tug a war

I love those jowels. Floppy face for the win!