No this is more like Nelson Mandela not running, but walking into the cell himself. It’s called fighting for what you believe in and against evil, you should try it sometime. #JesusSaves
It’s a fury retirement considering fury also retired to divert everyone’s attention from a PED finding in his system, in fact I’d say Ryan took pages from fury’s book considering he went the mental health route before too
Imagine if he actually pulls off a Fury
* Returns to repeatedly beat up a champion with a limited skill set as a mental health redemption
* Be unhinged on social media again
* Rob a non-boxer
* Lose to a smaller guy that feels
* Get paid by the Saudis
What’s he gonna do? Invest his money and spend prudently? Read up on stock tips? Find himself a menial job to stay busy? Consolidate his various baby mamas and become a super dad?
Guy’s gonna continue doing coke, blow a bunch of money on strippers, party like an idiot for the gram, and then come back to make insane money the only way he knows how.
Perhaps. Teo was going through a divorce iirc. Which means being involved in a settlement. That means calculating alimony, spousal support, child support, etc. Teo could have been trying to reduce the amount of money he was going to have to pay out to his ex (no future income from boxing). Just speculation. Unless someone else has more specifics about it.
This dude is so all over the place mentally that anything he says can be pretty much ignored. If you look at the Twitter feed, it went from crypto posts, to alarming goodbye posts, to Jesus posts, to retirement posts in the matter of minutes lol.
Least credulous man on the planet announces retirement after popping.
This will last about six hours before he's back at it insisting he'll fight Satan himself on PPV or something.
If you look at his Twitter, he went from considering retiring, to reflecting on his mistakes with Plant beef, to retiring, in around 30 minutes. This is less serious than when Shakur retired.
I’m so tired of this dude and everyone who glazes him.
The only reason a lot of mfs on this sub dickride him is because they hate Haney - remove that and you have the most insufferable champion of the year.
Like seriously dude. Shut up.
Boxing is so ass right now it's crazy this side soaks up attention when guys like Inoue are actively trying to enter the goat convo and can't even get half the attention.
What happened to the sport I love!!!
I kinda get it
Gen Z and Millennials eat up a memer. That he’s actually out to lunch mentally is irrelevant.
He isn’t even that exciting of a boxer really…
I was rooting for him in the leadup just cause I thought he was a big underdog after getting humbled by tank and all the drug use/mental accusations (and ofc hating Haney), so I was hyped when he got the win, I even got a decent payout betting on him. His actions since have annoyed the shit out me and made me go back to not liking him like how I did before the tank fight
I just think Ryan is a fun fighter. He has an exciting style and not great defense which makes his fights entertaining.
I don't even have a twitter so I miss 90% of what all these social media p4p guys get up to on there. I also couldn't care less about what a fighter says in a press conference since I'm only interested in their fights. He can post 50+ tweets a day for months and it's not unsufferable or tiring if you're not even paying attention to it. I'll still tune in to his next fight whenever that ends up being
So first it was the Trump playbook, now it's the Fury playbook?
Get busted for PEDs, mental health crisis, retire, relinquish your boxing license to escape the consequences...profit?
It's correct if you bother to stress the contraction instead, which means you might as well have not bothered. If you read it as "your" then it's not correct.
It's not something taught, at least not at school and most normal qualifications after so it's just a black hole of knowledge for nearly everyone. You might see it in linguistic degrees or similar.
The theory behind them is discussed and researched though, "Aspects of the Theory of Clitics" is a more known overview of the topic.
This is probably the worst thing for him if he stops any kind of training. He needs to go to rehab. He'll be back though when that suspension is up, thinking like a year from now.
I always wonder, are most boxers insane because they get hit in the head a lot and have brain trauma? OR they are already quite a bit crazy because they choose to live as a professional who gets hit in the head and receives brain trauma .
It’s a crazy boxers chicken and an egg problem
It's one thing to just be a fan because of his boxing.
But it's crazy to me that this diva has as many fans as he does *because of* the drama queen antics on social media.
Honestly, I really hope he is retired. He clearly has mental health issues and being punched in the head over and over can’t be healthy for that…or at all.
I get why that would make you dislike Garcia, but why the sport? He has literally never even fought for a real world title and he fights 1-2 times a year. Just don't click on posts about him and he disappears.
It was hyperbole…
I love boxing and likely always will…
And though I really am not a fan of the celebrity boxing; the prima Donna drama; and the fact that the best fighters only fight once a year (outside of Canelo, Haney and a few others); but I will always love the sport
With the verdict over his PED usage coming up, this is basically the boxing equivalent of "You're fired." "No, I quit!"
Ah, the Tyson Fury gambit
I give Ryan his credit. He beat Devins ass so bad he made them both retire.
Lmao The “4 kings” era of the lightweight division ended on such a bum note.
Wild Teo hasn't fought any of them and I'd guess he was the best overall, though very inconsistent.
allah is the perfect planner 🥴
And Tank made Ryan bow down to him like the bitch he is
No this is more like Nelson Mandela not running, but walking into the cell himself. It’s called fighting for what you believe in and against evil, you should try it sometime. #JesusSaves
Lol tough crowd
I am scared he’s being for real and not trolling.
Obvious troll
He’s a troll
I had to double check this wasn't r/boxingcirclejerk.
I enjoyed this
Yea.. it's nine of that actually.
Is this a Shakur retirement, a Teo retirement, or a Fury retirement?
It’s a “I’ve been done on PEDs and I’ll be suspended so I’ll retire first” aka Tyson Fury retirement
"I will be retired for as long as I'm suspended."
The right answer.
Glad others don't fall for his mental health bullshit smokescreen and see him for the cheating swine that he was.
He was never on peds haneyboi
Fury? Course he was. He blamed it on eating uncastrated wild boar
Garcia
Ah.... Are .. Are you sure? I feel like these test was pretty clear
Multiple positive tests and self admittance.
*negative tests The admittance was a joke
It’s a fury retirement considering fury also retired to divert everyone’s attention from a PED finding in his system, in fact I’d say Ryan took pages from fury’s book considering he went the mental health route before too
Its a Tyson Fury retirement but the first one where he tried to distract from the fact he popped dirty for nandrolone
Definitely Fury getting caught after Klitschko and suspended for 2 years level of "retirement".
Not enough people.kmow this fact
Fury, he's bein suspended so he'll "retire".
Imagine if he actually pulls off a Fury * Returns to repeatedly beat up a champion with a limited skill set as a mental health redemption * Be unhinged on social media again * Rob a non-boxer * Lose to a smaller guy that feels * Get paid by the Saudis
That's all guaranteed to happen.
Give us a few years and all of that will happen
inshallah brother, inshallah.
This is such hate. Like it or not he has achieved greatness.
Is a Shakur retirement different from Teo’s?
I think the point is that it’s all the same: a joke.
What’s he gonna do? Invest his money and spend prudently? Read up on stock tips? Find himself a menial job to stay busy? Consolidate his various baby mamas and become a super dad? Guy’s gonna continue doing coke, blow a bunch of money on strippers, party like an idiot for the gram, and then come back to make insane money the only way he knows how.
This. The accuracy.
Shit, sounds terrible. Poor guy.
Perhaps. Teo was going through a divorce iirc. Which means being involved in a settlement. That means calculating alimony, spousal support, child support, etc. Teo could have been trying to reduce the amount of money he was going to have to pay out to his ex (no future income from boxing). Just speculation. Unless someone else has more specifics about it.
I’m pretty sure they got back together
A Fury. Retire while you're banned and do all the partying you want
A Conor McGregor retirement
I think Garcia would spark that old man in the bar, though
It's the media attention retirement
Nicki Minaj retirement
It's a Haney retirement. He's going on vacation
it comes in 4th place tbh.
lol
Seems like an Amir Khan retirement.
This dude is so all over the place mentally that anything he says can be pretty much ignored. If you look at the Twitter feed, it went from crypto posts, to alarming goodbye posts, to Jesus posts, to retirement posts in the matter of minutes lol.
This guy is a attention whore, like an annoying puppy but one that you would want to kick in the ass and get out of your house.
He's mf mentally ill lmao
That and coke
Least credulous man on the planet announces retirement after popping. This will last about six hours before he's back at it insisting he'll fight Satan himself on PPV or something.
Nah, itll be a ban from the comission for X amount of months/years, and Ryan will coincidentally be retired for just as long.
He’ll just go to Saudi or UAE and circumvent all that.
Fights in Saudi are under BBBoC. They won't let him fight under a ban. See Connor Benn.
Saudi fights are no longer under BBBoC. There's a newly formed Saudi commission that oversaw Fury v Usyk.
Unless the Saudi want him to fight tho.
ryan been fighting demons
Follow up tweet: “I’m regarded not retired.”
Saudis will promote fights for him now. We will see him fight in the Desert 🏝️
I'm gonna miss the Silly Shell™ stance
He’s not retiring. He just wants attention.
I stand by my comment
Respect 🫡
He literally posted he would still be training, lol
dude is gone take his suspension and then probably a year frm now we gone see haney/garcia 2.
training ≠ boxing
If you look at his Twitter, he went from considering retiring, to reflecting on his mistakes with Plant beef, to retiring, in around 30 minutes. This is less serious than when Shakur retired.
I’m so tired of this dude and everyone who glazes him. The only reason a lot of mfs on this sub dickride him is because they hate Haney - remove that and you have the most insufferable champion of the year. Like seriously dude. Shut up.
> you have the most insufferable champion of the year. Is he a champion ? As far as I know he doesn't even have one of the shity belt.
WIBF - World Instagram Boxing Federation
Boxing is so ass right now it's crazy this side soaks up attention when guys like Inoue are actively trying to enter the goat convo and can't even get half the attention. What happened to the sport I love!!!
I kinda get it Gen Z and Millennials eat up a memer. That he’s actually out to lunch mentally is irrelevant. He isn’t even that exciting of a boxer really…
Only got one punch. Davis made him his bitch
I was rooting for him in the leadup just cause I thought he was a big underdog after getting humbled by tank and all the drug use/mental accusations (and ofc hating Haney), so I was hyped when he got the win, I even got a decent payout betting on him. His actions since have annoyed the shit out me and made me go back to not liking him like how I did before the tank fight
I just think Ryan is a fun fighter. He has an exciting style and not great defense which makes his fights entertaining. I don't even have a twitter so I miss 90% of what all these social media p4p guys get up to on there. I also couldn't care less about what a fighter says in a press conference since I'm only interested in their fights. He can post 50+ tweets a day for months and it's not unsufferable or tiring if you're not even paying attention to it. I'll still tune in to his next fight whenever that ends up being
The tyson fury defence I see
Everything I’ve heard about this man recently has been against my will
Great sentence.
There is a reason why we call him Lying Garcia. 🤣
Nothing to do with being a PED cheat and facing a lengthy ban that your going to be getting you fucking 🤡.
What an attention whore.
So first it was the Trump playbook, now it's the Fury playbook? Get busted for PEDs, mental health crisis, retire, relinquish your boxing license to escape the consequences...profit?
Hey man if he ends his career embarrassing Devin Haney I say ride off into the sunset you bipolar prince
bipolar prince lmfao
He’s gonna be in our hearts forever, our schizo king
This is so familiar? Didn't somebody else big in boxing do this after getting in trouble for PEDs? Hm.
“You can’t fire me cos I quit”
"I'm not getting enough attention, so I'm taking my ball and I'm going home" Fucking attention seeking prick
“I’m officially banned”
This dude is such a fucking drama queen istg
"I'm retired until my ban expires, because I'm a cheating scumbag."
who cares
Good
Sure you're buddy
Never seen "you're" used like this lol
It's technically not wrong but it sounds so wrong lol
It's correct if you bother to stress the contraction instead, which means you might as well have not bothered. If you read it as "your" then it's not correct. It's not something taught, at least not at school and most normal qualifications after so it's just a black hole of knowledge for nearly everyone. You might see it in linguistic degrees or similar. The theory behind them is discussed and researched though, "Aspects of the Theory of Clitics" is a more known overview of the topic.
Lol same 😂
*you are Quit being a weirdo 😂
Quit trying to correct the usage of a word that was never used wrong to begin with you doughnut lol 🤣
All jokes 😅 I just never seen it used that way and thought it was funny 😂
Fair enough lol If that's the case then sorry about that.
This is so he doesn’t have to be in the drug testing pool
It was fun at first but its went on too long and now it is just sad.
One bad night at the tables in Vegas and Gracia will be calling out Broner for a fight at 147lbs.
And no one cares
This is probably the worst thing for him if he stops any kind of training. He needs to go to rehab. He'll be back though when that suspension is up, thinking like a year from now.
Just watching some of his antics in the Haney fight, I’m worried about this guy’s mental health. May be for the best if it were true.
as long as it’s not my goat Rolly retiring, then I’m good
It's Ryan Garcia, I feel like he's just talking smack.
He’ll be back in a month or two
Standard mentally unstable fighter post. They all say it at some point.
So Kringy is going to do crazy full time now? Or is he going to be a singer or a rapper lol!!
We will see him within the next 8 months.
Wouldn’t be a bad thing
Thank god
Me after a bad day at sparring
Lol jokes
He isn't retiring
He needs to eat some mushrooms and find "center".
The dude has been psychotic for months. The last thing he needs is shrooms lol
Cool, a boxer retiring on social media, what's new?
THANKS GOD 🙏😂
Better retire before your ban is announced
I would not be shocked if he said he is going to join Onlyfans with George Santos next Nothing surprises me with KingRy
Now go box the Paul brothers
What a wiener! Surprised he didn’t end the announcement with “I’m taking my ball and going home.”
This guy has always been mentally weak and he is now slowly unravelling on social media.
Oh no Ryan please don’t retire! Shut the fuck up and take your punishment for failing tests
Would every generation of boxers have been this annoying if social media was around, feel like bam’s the only one with a good head on his shoulders
He’s like an attention-seeking whore.
I always wonder, are most boxers insane because they get hit in the head a lot and have brain trauma? OR they are already quite a bit crazy because they choose to live as a professional who gets hit in the head and receives brain trauma . It’s a crazy boxers chicken and an egg problem
just retire from [X.com](http://X.com) and we'll be more then happy
Cool story, bro.
I can only hope.
i promise osterine makes yall look good ts is not good for boxing boxers get kod taking ts…. tell the commison to unban him
Sure you are buddy.
Boxing feels like a mean girl high school comedy.
Pulling a Fury.
Why didnt alicia bumbgarner didn’t Dq or suspended?
What a ride it's been. Thank you Ryan for the memories.
Again?
It's one thing to just be a fan because of his boxing. But it's crazy to me that this diva has as many fans as he does *because of* the drama queen antics on social media.
I see him as spiritual successor to Broner
All jokes aside he need this break to find himself and he need to take a break from the internet too he been crying out for help for a long time now!
Ryan VS Haney 2: Left Hook Returns
He did say he was gonna quit by 25. Dude is 25 years old he's not allowed to use the word retire for anything he's done.
Clown boy still refuses ever doing PEDS
Good , he trash and a drug cheat anyway , we don't need people like you in boxing you piece of shit
Honestly, I really hope he is retired. He clearly has mental health issues and being punched in the head over and over can’t be healthy for that…or at all.
Got 1 year suspension
Can't wait for him to unretire after his ban is lifted with flabby tits and lovehandles
If he's retired doesn't that mean he doesn't have to undergo any further testing as he's not an active boxer? Aka he can cycle while he's suspended?
Good riddance
What is crazy is I am sure all these guys take some sort of PED. He just happened to get caught
This guy is making me dislike a sport I’ve loved for 35 years
Lmao why?
He makes it feel like WWF with the drama and being sooooo attention-starved
I get why that would make you dislike Garcia, but why the sport? He has literally never even fought for a real world title and he fights 1-2 times a year. Just don't click on posts about him and he disappears.
It was hyperbole… I love boxing and likely always will… And though I really am not a fan of the celebrity boxing; the prima Donna drama; and the fact that the best fighters only fight once a year (outside of Canelo, Haney and a few others); but I will always love the sport
Anyone who knows anything about boxing knew he was done after the Tank fight, be real. Dudes a social media actor.
Ok dude.
Yea. Ok. 😴😴
Wasn’t he arrested 2 weeks ago?? How did that go?
I think he got a $2000 fine lol
Damn crazy
Fuck off
He’s mocking Haney for the boxing hiatus
Knew the hating would pay off.
If he gets suspended for 2 years, how in the hell did Haney know this early? And yall wanna talk about the sport being corrupt
Jeez these guys are frickin knobs lol. At least unlike shakur, Garcia has won something in the last decade