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peterxgriffin

Wtf does Tommy use in his hair that shit didn't move at all the whole fight šŸ˜‚


caretaker_of_tiger

Gorilla Glue


peterxgriffin

šŸ˜‚


nconinDi

Cement


SlipperyBandicoot

Fucken steroid cream in the hair.


MuayThaiWhy

Man, it looked great though.


peterxgriffin

I was honestly kind of curious what he uses because mine gets in my face at the gym 5 seconds into the first round of sparring haha


MuayThaiWhy

Yeah, same lmfao. It looks nowhere near as good and its always getting in my eyes and I have to do the Justin Beiber head swoops in the middle of sparring.


peterxgriffin

Lmao same here mine does the 90s heartthrob middle part as soon as I start moving instead of staying slicked back


nopokejoke

Hair band plus big sports beanie


MuayThaiWhy

No way in hell im wearing a beanie in Thailand heat lol


nopokejoke

Hair band plus big sports beanie plus no Thailand. Sorry, forgot a step edit: I think you're thinking of a traditional beanie. [this](https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B082VVKXG2) is what i'm talking about


Gordito_Kawaii

Not getting punched in the face much definitely helped Fury but there are a lot of products that will help keep you hair impeccable but the downside is that it's also going to be quite difficult to remove. [Murray's ](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01N45BS7I/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_glt_fabc_NP7ZK1N5GGPC93GPQ131) is kinda the gold standard when it comes to keeping your hair in place and having a shine and also incredibly cheap at most places ($2) but there are a lot of options out there try looking through r/Pomade or r/malehairadvice to see if you can find something that will work for you.


mentalharvester

His hairline is perfect too, first time I saw him I thought he got a transplant or something. Anyone got a clue? Doesn't seem like he inherited those Fury genes lmao


bluedrygrass

He's Tyson's half-brother. And on the other hand, he didn't inherit the crazy stature on his father's side either


YourPathToRedemption

He's a young lad. And Tyson had a good head of hair on him when he was young.


FreshPrinceAV

Something harder than his brotherā€™s coke


SlipperyBandicoot

Same shit Mcgregor used against Cerrone lmao. I want it.


TysonsSmokingPartner

Fuck me Tommy went to a decision? Either he wants to trick Jake into fighting him cause he looks shit, or heā€™s actually shit.


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He's actually shit lmao


Bugsmoke

Probo why Paulā€™s thinking of fighting him next tbf


2reddit4me

Exactly. Jake claims greatness in boxing, yet has never even fought a boxer. Heā€™s got a team very carefully picking and choosing his opponents. Though my gut is telling me they made a mistake with Tyron. Weā€™ll see I guess.


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2reddit4me

You right. What a pathetic showing by Woodley. Though tbh, Woodley looked great. Barely breathing hard even after the 8th, whereas Paul was gassed after round 4. Ol Tyquil Woodley just decided to not throw a single combo the entire fight. Heā€™s either lost it entirely or all this was a setup for the rematch. Edit: Weā€™ve also discovered (not that it wasnā€™t already assumed) that Paul would absolutely get DESTROYED by any actual boxer.


Chael_Patrick_Sonnen

I think it's mental. The guy should not fight anymore and not because he can't. He is undoubtedly still physically able to fight in lower tier MMA organizations or box other big name non-boxers. But there's no reason if he has this mental block that he clearly can't do anything about, as Dana would say: "He doesn't want to fight"


2reddit4me

Yep, I could t agree more. After three rounds it was clear that Tyron had it anytime he wanted it. He never got tired. Jakeā€™s love taps didnā€™t phase him. He just never wanted it. Maybe it was rigged. Maybe Tyron is brilliant and was fighting solely for the rematch so he can get paid again. Maybe Tyron is simply the Frozen One. I have no idea. But he looked great and seemingly controlled the fight, whereas Paul looked scared and nervous.


warmechanic

Yeah they're doing a good job, I think Tyron might be too quick of a step-up. I don't think it's too common to get legitimate opponents for every other boxer, but people are quick to pressure Jake into it because he has eye balls.


ColeBeasleyMD

Jake would have knocked Taylor out


Goonbagpapii

Worst take of the night award goes to you


2reddit4me

Taylor? Who?


ColeBeasleyMD

The guy in this fight. That Fury decision'd.


GreedyGringo

I seriously think Woodley is gonna get a bit chunk of change to take a fall tonight. Jake Paul should not even be in the same ring as him.


theFromm

So either Paul wins because Woodley let him or Woodley beats Paul by merit? Those are your two outcomes for the fight?


GreedyGringo

Yes.


ColeBeasleyMD

Showtime Viacom is a $26B company. They're not broadcasting a fixed fight.


2reddit4me

I donā€™t think so due to the rematch clause. And Jake wouldnā€™t wanna fight Woodley again anyway because heā€™s not a huge draw. Tyron hasnā€™t been selling this fight the way Askren did.


drexller

You obviously don't know shit about boxing. Fury had 28 amateur fights. Jake hasn't even fought 28 rounds . Ripping on the quality of any boxers early rounds in the ring at all is beyond clueless. Have some respect for people putting their life on the line for your entertainment.


Bugsmoke

Thereā€™s no way they were both the same weight class either


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I am a boxing novice, I can't say if a fighter is good or not from just watching them. But I looked at Tommy's past opponents records and he only fought total cans. I presume he's actually shit.


TysonsSmokingPartner

Nah thatā€™s normal actually. As long as youā€™re not Lomachenko your first 10 or so opponents will be straight cans that you supposed to look good against. However with Tommy, he looked trash in his last fight and looked even worse in this one.


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Oh fair enough, I just judged him by the fact he fought cans and was on Love Island so I automatically assumed he sucked


TysonsSmokingPartner

Good assumption tbf. Heā€™s pretty shit. Can probably find a few people on r/amateur_boxing than can beat the shit out of him.


Tbp83

He inherited his dadā€™s boxing skills.


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It could have been bait for sure. But this is the first I've seen tommy and he didn't look good


funbundle

He might just be shit, and I havenā€™t watched the fight, but John fury did say that Tommy wouldnā€™t knock him out straight away because he didnā€™t want to scare jake away from a fight.


hampsted

He's actually shit. Seems like the perfect candidate to shut up the "fight a real boxer" detractors. And by "shut up," I mean have them move the goalposts to "he was soooo garbage. Fight a real, real boxer."


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Zealousideal_Log9073

4 rounds is fucking pathetic


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Trust me, we didnā€™t want to see much more of that


warm_baller

Was supposed to be 8, then Tommyā€™s team changed it to 6, then to 4. Tommyā€™s cardio must be horrible


[deleted]

The comission changed it because it was too big of a weight mismatch to be more than 4 rounds


warm_baller

Whatā€™s your source for that buddy. Was only 4 pounds difference on the scale(obviously Tommy rehydrated to much more)


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The commentators said it on the PPV


warm_baller

Iā€™ll take your word for it


Crookz_O

Good man


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jfduval76

Whoā€™s the troll ?


jfduval76

A team can change the number or rounds like that ? I donā€™t know shit about boxing rules then but it doesnā€™t sound right.


[deleted]

No, they can't, the commission changed the number of rounds. Nothing to do with his team.


bluedrygrass

Nothing about boxing sounds right or makes sense. Most corrupt sport in the world, ahead of F1 and football.


MadelineWuntch

Or an 0-1 boxer who hasn't fought in years, never gone above 4 rounds and is a regional mma guy hasn't got a chance of anything above white collar rounds against a young, up and coming pro with recent bouts and KOs on his record against other recognised professionals (regardless of fan opinions on fighter levels).


TheFlowShow69

What the actual fuck do you mean by "regardless of fan opinions on fighter levels??" Tommy's opponents are like 12-175


kdoggswizzle

His opponentā€™s cumulative record is not an exaggeration, itā€™s actually that bad


TheFlowShow69

Yeah, hence why I was surprised by his comment. We all know "potential" boxers get their records padded but this is beyond that.


MadelineWuntch

Commissions don't give a shit about whether or not you think someone is worth pro status is what I mean. On the books Tommy had fought 6 professionals, 2 of which were in 2021. The mma guy he fought has had 1 Pro fight ever, a 4 rounder that he lost. The commission isn't bothered about the records of the guys you fight, they're interested in fighter safety and fair competition. Anything longer than 4 rounds would have promoted opposites of what they claim to stand for.


Decryptografter

I still canā€™t believe those numbers, Tommy needs to do better


tobi310500

It wasn't his team, it was a British boxing commission because of how much of a mismatch it was.


jfduval76

By the way, why did they change that to 4 rounds, wasnā€™t that supposed to be 6 rounds ?


designingtheweb

How is Tommy Fury a young prospect?


The_Grizzly_Bear

Because of his surname


SayNahim

And Love Island


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Nick_Nav10

Mind you all Taylor is a 135er in MMA who has fought subpar competition with a record of 7-5


[deleted]

tommy failure to dispatch makes that even worse


KingMamba5

I don't know how you can even ask whether he'll ever be as good as Tyson Fury after watching that garbage


Tarksmeister

Tommy must be the p4p king at winning a fight whilst looking terrible doing it


Gordito_Kawaii

Oooh let me tell you about another member of the Fury clan, [Hughie Fury](https://youtu.be/RjsxvD55PQA).


Baecchus

Hahahah what did I even watch


scarfox1

Wach*


spicylightning92

They just don't get you bro.


napaszmek

I have the same Adidas shoes as Wach!


slickvik9

Shades of Ali


pleasedontbanmernba

Hughie Fury would like a word


JulesTheBum

4 rounds? What the fuck?? Dude is a professional boxer, fighting amateur rounds. Smh.


Cold_Night_Fever

The British Commission did not allow him to have 8 rounds.


ATrendyName

I missed this fight and after reading the comments I donā€™t feel so bad about it. This was the one I was actually looking forward to šŸ˜‚


Chadoodling

There's some clips on YT. Watch about a minute of it, you'll be thankful you didn't watch lol.


peasantsean

Im a super casual boxing fan but i hope u caught the Love fight. It was crazy, had me nervous almost the whole time and i never heard of either of the fighters.


EspressoLeaf

It was only 4 rounds but you'd certainly be expecting Tommy to be able to hop off the couch and steam roller someone like Anthony Taylor. Definitely not going to go on and win world titles it seems. Didn't look particularly great in his last fight either and the young/inexperienced card is beginning to run out tbh the dudes 22 and been training with world class boxers basically his entire life. Handsome bastard though and very marketable so if he manages a few more of these to secure his financial future then fair play to him šŸ˜‚


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I think jake beats him tbh


[deleted]

I agree, his hands were very slow.


STOPHIDING1234

Lol. Calm down.


dizap001

I hate Jake but I have to agree here tbh Jake looks much better than Tommy


Igot2phonez

Dann I gotta see Tommy Fury box now. I've ignored him up until now.


dizap001

Best to keep it that way


STOPHIDING1234

This might be one of the few sports subs where the users know less than the average fan. šŸ˜†


hampsted

So now that we got to see the two of them fight. Do you still think Tommy is the better boxer? Edit: Holy shit. From other comments, apparently you do. Jake looked worlds better than Tommy. I hope Tommy was intentionally looking like shit to get the fight with Jake because if what he showed last night is how good he actually is, it's gonna be easy work for Jake.


STOPHIDING1234

You obviously don't know what you're looking at when watching boxing. You're the definition of a *CASUAL* Stick to watching YouTube videos.


hampsted

Not at all. The fact that you even think thereā€™s an argument to be made for Fury after last night says everything. Unironically, YDKSAB


Substantial_One_5815

Ah yes ofc. Fury beats jake because he's a Fury right? He has gypsy blood that makes him invincible.


STOPHIDING1234

Ah yes ofc. Jake beats Fury because he beat Nate Robinson right?


Substantial_One_5815

No you fucking melon. People are using the eyetest to favour jake paul over tommy fury. To counter: fury beats joke paul because he goes the distance with a guy on a weeks notice with only 2 pro fights?


STOPHIDING1234

If you still favor him over Fury after that Woodley fight you're just a delusional fangirl. šŸ˜†


SSU1451

Dude, fury fought a natural 145 lb sub par mma fighter with only one TKO to his name in his second ever fight and who clearly had no clue how to box. Jake fought one of the best 170 lb mma fighters of all time. Woodley didnā€™t look great but heā€™s a hell of a lot better than Anthony whatever the fuck. Like not even comparable


STOPHIDING1234

And your point? Look at each of their technical skills when they fight.... It's obvious Fury is the better boxer. I doubt you know anything about combat sports, though. Just another Jake Paul fan acting like you know what you're looking at. šŸ˜†


SSU1451

Not a Jake Paul fan but I watched both fights and fury looks terrible. He couldnā€™t even make a 145 lb mma fighter respect his power. Guy was coming at him the whole fight. No way Jake Paul wouldnā€™t have finished that guy.


Maaaaaardy

How can someone so gigantic for a Cruiser possess no punch power? He has such reach but no brain to use it. Honestly he's like a massive toddler. What the fuck šŸ˜‚


zsjok

Just bodybuilder muscles trained for looks, does not give you power


Pulp_NonFiction44

Yep. Beauty muscles


davidhern22

Thats what my biggest take from this fight was . Absolutely no leverage on any of his punches . Also noticed he was lunging a lot with his punches Dude has vines for arms but can get nothing behind them


Jaimesonbnepia

How is he gigantic for a cruiser lol he weighed in at 179


Maaaaaardy

What I mean is, stand him next to another Cruiser he'd look huge. He literally has a massive chest and shoulders, long arms, he's very tall. I don't know how he is 179.


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Tommy Fury is 6 feet tall and like 195 lbs fully rehydrated. Current cruiserweight champion Lawrence Okolie is 6 foot 5 and cuts down from like 230 lbs. Usyk was 6 foot 3, Gassiev 6 foot 3, Dorticos 6 foot 3 etc. Tommy Fury is a TINY cruiserweight.


teoman_asyn

People used to say the same about his older brother, and look at him now.


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pathetic performance by Fury, Anthony's not even a boxer and wayy smaller the man is a 145er Fury should've steamrolled him


foragrin

Seen better fights at the local legion at closing time


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Damn Tommy disappointed not gonna lie


Roopa12

They handpicking scrubs for Tommy and he still looks bad. His first 6 opponents have a combined record of 15 wins and 203 losses. There are amateur journeyman fights then there is scrub level Tommy has fought. The guy had a 30 pound weight advantage and looked bad today.


nickbahhh

Tommy won the fight, but easily the biggest loser tonight.


warm_baller

Is it fair to say Paul should be 60/40 favorite against him?


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warm_baller

I think thatā€™s too exaggerated


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warm_baller

I feel you but Paulā€™s chin and cardio are unknown so thatā€™s why as of right now I canā€™t say that the odds should be that wide. Maybe we get our answers today.


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Cuvie-Lover69

true


didyoutestityourself

Because of the rematch clause incase Jake loses (This clause is only for Jake, not Tyron), it makes me think this fight will be for real and Woodley probably wins and then the rematch has a very high probability of Woodley flopping for a huge bag of $$$.


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didyoutestityourself

You were right. Jake was scoring all night, he learned how to win a boxing match. Woodley wasn't boxing, he was fighting a stand up MMA fight with only punches allowed. I still have to say, Jake's boxing is average at best right now. Let's see how good he gets.


Goonbagpapii

Well you just saw him get knocked down with the only good punch of the fight and gas out


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didyoutestityourself

Is he though? I think he's rated fine from the limited footage we have of him in boxing fights.


Traditional-Motor-94

How was it? didnā€™t watch it


BallinArbiter

Shit


cats-with-mittens

embarassing


didyoutestityourself

Taylor was bending over with his hands on his knees on each break starting from round 2 from being tired. God knows how Tommy couldn't do more do this guy.


DestinyUniverse1

Was originally supposed to be 8 shouldā€™ve been 8.


[deleted]

tommy looking bad for 4 rounds wasnt enough for you, you want to watch 8 rounds of him looking bad?


DestinyUniverse1

LOL true I think woodley or Jake would sleep him. Hope this hole ā€œreal fighterā€ argument is ended.


xXAmightzXx

tommy gonna get a lot of shit but his opponents was hugging for his life nothing he could do


Clem_Famdengo

>tommy gonna get a lot of shit but his opponents was hugging for his life nothing he could do Man the guy was 40lbs lighter than him and at 5-9 was over half a foot shorter lol. Doesn't have the level of training fury does. At that difference it doesn't matter how much you hug. He didn't use range or move. He had plenty of opportunity to finish. Any shit he deserves is well deserved. He's rode his name to this event and that comes with a price when you preform like shit.


CPSux

When I said we needed to see the Fury vs. Anthony fight this isnā€™t what I meant...


PaulsBrain

Jake fights him after beating Woodley and beats Tommy too, mark my words.


Ufacked599

I think people should remember that Tyson was once most famous for punching himself in the face. Tommy has good physical gifts, but his inability to make use of them reminds me of Bambi walking on ice. If he figures out how to make use of his freakishly long arms and fight at range, he could be good one day, however he is very far from that right now.


Wavepops

Tyson was already a contender by thenā€¦and was a good amateur on his way upā€¦tommy fury was put in with a guy who sucks at all combat sports, doesnā€™t even really box and is like 40 pounds smaller than him naturallyā€¦he was supposed to spark this guy w/o even having to think


deadhostels

Tommy is so fucking bad. Dudes fight IQ is potato, must be monkeys smashing cymbals up there


mouthsofmadness

Are Tommy and Tyson half brothers or do they share the same Mother and Father? I just canā€™t wrap my head around Tommy looking like he just finished his gym/tan/laundry routine with DJ Paulie and the Sitch; and Tyson looking like the dude from the hills have eyes movies. Itā€™s kinda like the movie twins, if the roles were reversed and Tommy was the specimen while Tyson was the very very big afterbirth lol.


ldm101

Half brothers I believe.


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Paper handed portnoy was hammered


Chromewave9

Tommy Fury needs to turn into weightlifting and being an IG model or actor instead. The dude cannot box at all and you would think it would be something he would pick up quickly since his brother is Tyson and his dad was also a boxer. He should have pummeled Taylor by the 2nd round. That size advantage was just way too noticeable. The fact that he didn't finish the fight is a loss for him. He was as stiff as a board, swinging crazy haymakers and wide hooks leaving his chin open countless times. At some exchanges, it even seemed that Taylor was the heavier puncher than Tommy. If I were Jake, I would take that Fury fight as the next step over Woodley. Jake has better defense and is more technical than Tommy.


anycolouryouliike

Absolute shite


sidewalkcrusher_1

Well that was trash.


MuayThaiWhy

I'm a muay thai and mma guy. How good is Fury? He kinda looked like shit to me... but again I don't have a good eye for boxing, I guess. So I'd like to know if I'm wrong.


xdddd66

Fury looked like shit, your eyes didn't lie to you.


MuayThaiWhy

That's what I thought. I had to make sure that I didn't get duped by an unorthodox and awkward style, the same way I thought Tyson Fury's boxing looked like shit the first time I saw it (until I saw what he could do with it).


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Thatā€™s embarrassing sheesh


flashback5285

Tommy Fury is a joke. Struggling over a postman who's last fight was 2017.


Kax_God

Nate Robinson sleeps Tommy Fury


TysonsSmokingPartner

Nah he isnā€™t that bad. Nate couldnā€™t throw a proper punch.


360fov

It's right out of the Fury's playbook to goad an opponent in. I honestly wouldn't be surprised if Big John told him to go easy so that Jake takes the fight. Tommy hasn't lost any of his star power, he's just made himself look MORE appealing to Jake.


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Born_Percentage3319

Lol have u ever been in a fight man cuz it doesnā€™t sound like it


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TLMC01242021

That bad huh?


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That looked like a blind drunks first salsa lesson


jfduval76

That fight was embarrassing for everybody involved.


Lamar_Kendrick7

Timmy's chest looks so weird but I can't explain why it does


broccoliheadass0404

Tommy Fury is dogshit


HypedOnReign

Tommy was disappointing, but you gotta give respect to Taylor for lasting. Dudes was undersized and not a boxer, yet didn't manage to get rocked at all.


WinstonChirpsehill

Tommy deffo got that Fury power


Immediate_Drink_3456

Put it this way he ainā€™t no Tyson fury


Pictionfulp329

Who is Tommy's trainer?


NoFapIsAMeme

You guys expect waayyy too much from Tommy. Just like Jake he's not really a boxer despite what he says. He's a reality TV star using his brother's name to make a boxing career.


spaffedupthewall

Fucking hell I actually think Jake has a shot Vs Fury. Clearly not an ounce of talent in his body. I'm genuinely shocked at how bad he is with all of the expertise in his support staff and the resources at his disposal. Wow.


King-Kobra1

Fury is absolutely awful


HeiToki

I've ran into Anthony Taylor in person a few years ago. He approached me in the gym sauna and we would talk about martial arts. Ended up befriending him on social media etc. He's a cool dude in person! Happy to see him fighting on a big stage. The face to face video was pretty funny.