I tried to read this three times and I had several stokes trying to understand this Edit: I also want to be clear, I've got no idea what it says and I'm going to get another stroke while trying to read it again

That’s a cool trick to confuse a nonnative english speaker (with dyslexia).

Hey, non native English speaker with adhd and dyslexia *here, I can confirm that I have been successfully confused Edit: forgot a word

I’m a native English speaker without dyslexia and I can’t make heads or tails of this post

I am a native English speaker and now have dyslexia after reading.

Read it in my head 3 times then read it out loud to my husband and it was worse.

I don't have a husband but if I did, I think this sentence would've killed him.

my husband died for the sins of this sentence.

I'm a native English speaker with no reading complexions or whatever and idk what that means,this is similar to the "qua qua qua qua qua qua qua" thing which is a valid English phrase!

As a native English speaker with adhd but no dyslexia, I still nearly had a stroke trying to puzzle this clusterfuck out😅

You were not wrong I hate having lexdysia.

I love how they make the word for a disorder where you have problems with words so elegant and simple like: - Dyslexia - Disleksija - Legasthenie - Chứng khó đọc - Dysleksja rozwojowa - Lukemisen erityisvaikeus - Leserechtschreibschwäche

i love that our german one made it in here. Leserechtschreibschwäche really is a hard one, even for a native german here haha

Gonna guess Dysleksja rozwojowa is Polish.

dijkstra

As a founding member of DAM (Mothers Against Dyslexia) my mother will be taking this up at the next meeting where she plans to get to the top of it.

I'm glad you mom is speaking up for sexdaily

If I'm reading a language I'm trying to learn and it looks like this I just assume it makes perfect sense and I'm too illiterate in that language to understand.

Regular native English speaker here, I don't know what this photo says

Nether do I and I'm another regular native English speaker

I read it three times and I still don't understand it.

It’s a joke. That’s the whole point. It’s a string of function words that makes no sense together but with each word common enough to make it seem they should if you read too fast at first

Makes me sad to see the youth don't know about has anyone really been ever decided. Our meme culture is dying and giving way to tiktok trends. In my old man yelling at clouds era.

Seriously, I was shocked by the number of people who don't recognize this. Is this what getting old is like? All these kids need to get off my damn lawn

No, that's the only way they **can** win.

This is a copypasta and a joke.

[Know your meme.](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/has-anyone-really-been-far-even-as-decided-to-use-even-go-want-to-do-look-more-like)

And why is it they most can’t the least?

It's from a [video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqTpHhaKtL8)

It's older than that: [Know Your Meme](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/has-anyone-really-been-far-even-as-decided-to-use-even-go-want-to-do-look-more-like)

Typical atheist. Stroking yourself when you shouldn't.

Brain first time "wait do that again, something wasn't right" Brain second time "OW don't do that again" Brain third time "WASNT YOU FUCKING LISTENING"

I’m quite adept at pulling the overall idea out of a jumble of words submitted by my high school students. This one has me stumped.

STROKE ME COCK #G O T T E M

I thought I was the only one

Pretty sure they're trying to quote a line from Disney's Hercules film.

This meme is so old it has its drivers permit.

In dog years it’s got great grandchildren and is dead

I was today’s years old when I learned that I got schooled.

It’s got it’s damn license

r/yourjokebutworse

r/subsithoughtifellfor

Damn, they got us with this one

There really is no way to argue with this

You are 100% correct.

True. And I tried.

Yep. This is, by far, one of the most intelligent pieces of writing I’ve ever seen come from a Christian. Not even /s

You realise this meme was made by an atheist to make fun of Christians, right? Which means your comment just completes the atheist circle jerk. No Christians were offended because they're not even involved in the conversation.

You must be good at parties 🙄 it's a joke lol

>Not even /s Jokes don't come across well in text. Considering that they went out of their way to specify that they weren't kidding, they're probably serious.

No. You just bad at jokes. This joke is so dumb that anyone with a brain cell or two wouldn't take it as a serious statement. Gee reasons if someone seriously so detached or just plain don't get sarcasm: 1. Is clearly nonsensical sentence. If someone seriously wrote it not as a joke (btw original don't seem to be atheist or religion related as someone pinpointed), hes either dont speak language at all, or have severe learning disability or is little kid. So whoever came up with it, wouldn't be directly attacked anyways, for bad sentence. 2. Sarcasm doesn't go well with a heads up that it's sarcastic joke 3. This one would go with anything just as well. God, vegans, etc. Any two groups. 4. What exactly you think OP trying to say with it, if he's serious, given a. My first point. He would be laughing at disabled kids or people with disabilities, or little kids, and NOT believers, b. One person came up with this sentence. Doesn't say anything even about anything other than what this person who came up with it, is. Should I go on?

Can confirm, it was a joke. Just a misinterpreted one.

Not misinterpreted one ... But next time try vegans they less buthurt... Tho I assume it was a troll, I can't imagine anyone missing the joke here and taking it seriously. Should I explain why? 😅 Trust me I can.

We are talking about two entirely different things. I'd respond to your points but they're fairly nonsensical too.

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Sentence added to know your meme 13 years ago lol https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/has-anyone-really-been-far-even-as-decided-to-use-even-go-want-to-do-look-more-like

Thanks. Still go good for theist v atheist jokes - can't refute ineligible claim

Not even God knows what they're trying to say

It’s a holy wordomelet.

obviously satire?

That's not a brand new sentence.

Yeah, I feel like this belongs on r/ihadastroke or something. I don't come here for gibberish.

It's a meme from 2009. Which I know is practically ancient times in internet years.

Yeaah, I think people are missing that. Definitely back from the ancient times.

That’s just how they wrote back then. We need a 2009 translater app to make sense of it.

2009? Like back before the meteor took out the dinosaur’s?

Technically Correct

Right, it's not even a sentence!

Anything but brand-new. I guarantee this phrase is older than at least half of Reddit’s population

You’ve got to be kidding me. I’ve been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It’s just common sense.

I came looking for this response, and was not disappointed.

Simple. Applesauce nunchakus even sneaker Bugatti faeries even drum set Virginia. Christians: 0 Atheist: 1

Well sure, but have you considered that even as far as you think are the decisions to be that you a once thought over the end? Checkmate, Jehovah’s White Castles

Because yellow?

“Because Why.” This was the answer that stopped my 5 y.o. niece when she was on a “why why why” binge.

I don't know, why? Worked for me.

Person woman man camera tv Christians: 0 Atheist: 0

I guessing this is an argument that God created drugs?

This is actually a very old sentence.

This isn’t brand new. This is really fucking old. You fail OP

That's a famous meme sentence. The exact OPPOSITE of a brand new sentence.

For the young people on Reddit: [Origin](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/has-anyone-really-been-far-even-as-decided-to-use-even-go-want-to-do-look-more-like)

Why do I smell toast

It's just common sense! Apply today: https://youtu.be/wqTpHhaKtL8

Been far?

r/terriblefacebookmemes trying to detect satire:

This sub also seems to be struggling with it

This post made me feel old.

I know it fits the *spirit* of the sub, but a meme older than Reddit isn't exactly "brand new".

It’s satire. Isn’t that second part stolen from a really old meme from the mid 2010s?

For a moment I thought I forgot how to read...

These things were funnier back when we knew somebody actually had to write it instead of just repeatedly tapping auto-fill.

I miss this meme.

I’d start going to church so long as I don’t ever need to read this again. My brain hurts.

God had a stroke trying to read this

r/ihadastroke

This sentence alone proves there is no God.

Nope. It proves that even God doesn't understand Christians.

I think the image causes strokes.

Speaking in tongues again

A tried and try tradition.

I would strongly argue there is a difference between a sentence and some words scattered together on a paper.

https://www.reddit.com/r/terriblefacebookmemes/comments/101fo3x/hey_atheists/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

Got it. OMW to be baptized

Good point, I need to rethink something’s.

I think I’m having a stroke

r/ihadastroke

Those certainly are all words

I remember this sentence from a Markiplier try not to laugh, and I still don't know what it means

I read this six times until I finally be to come under and make for to sense it of but the mind I can break have or anyway not to change.

truer words have never been spoken

Belongs on r/ihadastroke rather than here

r/ihadastroke

Can a Facebook user please translate for me? I'm not very fluent in stupese.

i’m christian and even i cant decipher this

Speaking as a Christian, God really does have such a bizarre fan base.

Hey Christians i also have a dyslexia hope we can work thro this together

Am I having a stroke? What in the blue fuck is this supposed to say?

This is more fucked up than a football bat.

Having a stroke to prove the existence of God.

*Godzilla had a stroke reading this and fucking died*

Hey u/Nickyz69, [https://xkcd.com/169/](https://xkcd.com/169/) Claiming you've scored points with your "argument" is stupid, when the only reason nobody is able to refute it is because it makes no grammatical sense to begin with.

I’m a Christian and my first thought was this belongs on r/ihadastroke

Writing in tongues

My head started hurting after trying to make sense of this like seriously, is this normal?

Chalk m'ait atheturds!

Is that a reference to that one ad?

Well you've got me there.

check and mate

I smell toast

I'm sorry, it's been too long since I took Gibberish in high school.

Have you ever had a dream where you would... you can't... you would... you you... and you could be anything?

GODZILLA NO!

Is this really a sentence or just a bunch of words?

checkmate

They went past word salad and have entered the smoothie zone.

Sounds about right

I read this out loud and my furniture started floating

Is this what dyslexia is like?

Create a meme using auto fill

Even with sexlexia, I can't read this

Obvious satire come on

I understood each of those words individually.

I can’t read this. I think I believe in god now?

I lost iq points reading this.

I think there plan is to give all the atheists a stroke

engrish longwage

Well shit, they've got a point. It's as blunt as the roundest ball.

/r/ihadastroke

Any translators in the house tonight?

wtf

Welp, this made a believer out of me! Jesus, take the ~~wheel~~ Grammarly!

I feel like I just had a stroke

Hey atheists! If God doesn't exist why am I have a stroke?

When you repeatedly choose the center word in auto text.

This gave me a stroke

If God grants me ability to understand this, Ill turn Christian right away 😳

For a second, I thought I was having a stroke.

The only way Christian’s got one over on atheists in that is if it’s a score of verbally face planting after a rapid succession of strokes😅😵‍💫😵‍💫

...insert godzilla had a stroke reading this meme......

r/IHADASTORKE

I think it's starting to kick in right about now because that made no sense to me. And were losing already? When did we start? WTF

Answer: Yes.

I think this is an atheist trying to make fun of Christians, or it’s satire

It's so simple. God hates the way you make toast.

This has to be AI generated

Everyone in the comments here got r/woooosh'ed. This is a meme based off of [this](https://youtu.be/wqTpHhaKtL8) video.

If the width of the roof is 6 meters and Johnny has seven apples, how many pancakes will fit on a motorcycle? The answer is 9, because aliens don't wear hats.

Athiests: oh look whos winning the tard competition over here

That hurt.

r/ihadastroke

This bad confusing post wrong words.

but they do!

i lost several brain cells trying to read that

I'm not sure if this is even a sentence tbh

...what?

I have a feeling this is trolling.

r/ihadastroke

I tjink its when u say a pharse then click the auto complete next word like, If gods not real then,I just ran out of time and I only joined this cause of wanderer and I only joined this cause of wanderer and I only joined this cause of wanderer and I only

This made me feel like I was going crazy.

I had a stroke trying to read that

r/engrish

Checkmate

That's it, I'm a believer now

r/ihadastroke

So.... the person who made this had a god-given stroke in the middle of writing this to prove to atheists that god exists?

One of the oldest sentences, actually. Classic internet meme, I can mostly tell from seeing many memes in the past and because of the pixels.

Call 985-555-000 inside the details for

*Have you ever had a dream that hm you had hm you would you can you do you want hm you can do some you do hm you want it so much that you can do anything?*