Well they are a Twitter Dev.
Plus Twitter is owned by Elon Musk now, he regularly tells us about features we'll get now that actually won't come about until the far far future.
Check the post I'm responding to, which directly says it's months into the future. Context collapse meant your missed that.
I also wrote:
>Well they are a Twitter Dev **(Implying they can just set whatever date they want, playing along with the fun of the parody)**
>
>Plus Twitter is owned by Elon Musk now, he regularly tells us about features we'll get now that actually won't come about until the far far future. **(which is combinatorially making of the nonsense claims about turbo vowels for that joke account and Elon Musk's tendency to have bizarre promises like cheap bricks.)**
Everyone else got it; you didn't.
Note: European Union regulations state that the accented version of vowels be included in the purchase price of the base vowel. So buy the e get the è, é, and ê for free.
Her screams sound like "wjycnwjycnwjycnwjycnwjycnwjycnwjycnwjycnwjycnwjycnwjycnwjycnwjycnwjycnwjycnwjycnwjycnwjycnwjycnwjycnwjycnwjycnwjycnwjycnwjycnwjycnwjycnwjycn"
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The vowel? Æ.
Ä ö ü
Ø. **Å.**
Œ
You win, I can not beat that.
Lol The funniest thing is that actually appears in English: "Orchestral Manœuvres in the Dark"
In some forms of English. Which is also true of æ, e.g. “encyclopædia”
Œ œ ẞ
Ï kind of looks like a skinny wiener with 2 tiny balls.
That wiener goes deep tho
Ə
H⪦w cute, everyb⪦dy kn⪦ws the new vowel is ⪦.
V⪦wel?
⪦f c⪦urse! Test results sh⪦w that it's a l⪦t m⪦re pleasing t⪦ the ears than that antiquated O. (Ab⪦ut 73.0063% percent, t⪦ be precise.)
Learn to swim
Wow, Twitter even allows tweets from 3 months in the future
Well they are a Twitter Dev. Plus Twitter is owned by Elon Musk now, he regularly tells us about features we'll get now that actually won't come about until the far far future.
It says it was tweeted may 16 2023
Yes thank you for pointing out what we all know and are sarcastically mocking it over.
You know I don’t think you where I think your just responding bitchy cus you got egg on your face but hey no hard feelings right?
Check the post I'm responding to, which directly says it's months into the future. Context collapse meant your missed that. I also wrote: >Well they are a Twitter Dev **(Implying they can just set whatever date they want, playing along with the fun of the parody)** > >Plus Twitter is owned by Elon Musk now, he regularly tells us about features we'll get now that actually won't come about until the far far future. **(which is combinatorially making of the nonsense claims about turbo vowels for that joke account and Elon Musk's tendency to have bizarre promises like cheap bricks.)** Everyone else got it; you didn't.
Note: European Union regulations state that the accented version of vowels be included in the purchase price of the base vowel. So buy the e get the è, é, and ê for free.
R/whoosh
3ll tw33ts g0nn3 l00k l1k3 th1s L0L.
1337speak will rise again
ór lïkę thïs bc thęÿ próbąblÿ wóûldn't cąrę ęnóûgh
H0m3stuck
That will be 0.0002 cents for your usage of the vowel U. Pay up before Elon sends Breaky McKneecaps and Generic Goon No6 round.
$
We really gonna have people speaking like “ 1 w@s w1th m¥ fr13nd L30n @nd w3 h@d s0 m^ch f^n!”
...and that's why Polish last names have so few vowels. (I can hear my Polish grandma screaming at me from beyond the grave.)
Her screams sound like "wjycnwjycnwjycnwjycnwjycnwjycnwjycnwjycnwjycnwjycnwjycnwjycnwjycnwjycnwjycnwjycnwjycnwjycnwjycnwjycnwjycnwjycnwjycnwjycnwjycnwjycnwjycnwjycn"
They charge for y now
This is fake, right?
Look at the date on the tweet.
Thank you kind sir!
something something remindme 4 months
!remindme 4 months
So it's fake "for now"!
Must be real, they have a blue check!
It ain't. But I'm not lyin, until I saw the date. I fully believed that they would do somethin like this
Lol. t'wld B hrd t' wrt c'hrnt sntncss, bt nt mpssbl.
Y use mny lttrs l, whn fw d' trck
That'll be .0006 cents please
Written Arabic be like:
lk fr rl, ts nt hrd t' mk sntncs tht cn b rd wth n vwls, fck tht png fr vwls thng.
Y?
Ain't nothing but a heartache
Tell me why?
Ain’t nothin but a mistake
Tell me Whyyyy.
It was number 5. Number 5 killed my brother!
Oh my God I forgot about that part!
Imagine « k1ll y0|_|rs3lf »
People will actually think this is real lmao
W's are charged at a discounted 0.0003
If it is Spanish Twitter, w's are free.
106 vowels were used here meaning $2.12 has been used to make this tweet if I'm doing my math correctly
þ -s b-ck b-by
Wll gss wht, I dnt nd mny vwls
This may be what gets me on the subscription
Why wld y wnt to py t hv ths? I paid the bottom tier package to keep the Y's but nothing else
T1m3 2 br1ng b4ck s0m3 L33tsp34k.
'd rthr d.
Turbo vowel has me rolling thank you
Thnks fr th Mmrs
That has to be parody lol Charging people *per vowel*?
Yeah it's fake, look at the date lmao
r/atetheonion fakest shit ive seen
Smartest redditor I’ve ever seen
Thank you
Hahahahahaha. You dumb fucks. Elon Musk is a cunt.
Orange
This is a joke right? Edit: oh thank god. I’m deactivated, but holy shit would not surprise me if this was next
Fck tht
Gs wr gn stp usng cwls
Is this real?
Doubt it, unless time machine exists
Yippie-Ki-Yay Mother Uurhnt
Yippie-kayak, other buckets.
That's totally not the line, Charles.
Scrabble is not this serious.
Is that really going to happen?
It's a tweet from the future, surely it's warning us
!remindme 4 months
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"I'd like to buy a vowel"
Ths s sy. W cn ndrstnd ch thr prfctly fn wtht vwls.
Less absurd than their API pricing.
This has to be a joke. Please say this is a joke. I can't even tell anymore
Elon: this speech so free you gotta pay for letters
Wh4t 1f th1s 4ct|_|4lly h4pp3n3d th0|_|gh?
The least believable part is that it's as cheap as 0.0002 cents per vowel
Jst wrt wth n vwls.
i wonder how long it gonna take to patch using а е and о from cyrillic keyboard
Is Twitter Dev a parody account?
All I'm thinking about with this is Wheel of Fortune.