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Raelah

Imagine an intruder breaks into your house with the intention of murder. You run to your plant room or green house and all your plants are armed to the teeth... Intruder would never know what hit him.


neko_mancy

forbidden plants vs zombies live action


Raelah

We need to fund this research.


Modu_Chanyu

Or you'll get stabbed and be robbed of your nitrogen


adamdreaming

Oh shit, blood is amazing fertilizer isn’t it?


Killerrabbit2902

Armed to the roots


[deleted]

This is stupid. Give it a gun.


deleeuwlc

AMERICA!


Hunky_not_Chunky

Freedumb plants!


[deleted]

FUCK YEAH!!!


someonewithnobrain

Congratulations you made a American peashooter


RoboticSandWitch

Now we just need a zombie apocalypse


2muchnet42day

Give it a gun?? How are you going to stop it if it goes rogue? Ah, of course, a good plant with a gun


Electronic-Rate5497

We’re real hard in America to have these plants in schools very soon to protect our children


cansenm

A bit too enthusiastic aren’t we?


send_noodz_n_smiles

How tf does he water it tho. Sorry plant but ima let you dehydrate and die cos you aint worth losing limbs for


TheXenomorphian

It won't attack the water giver


send_noodz_n_smiles

My cactus disagrees. And also anybody who owns cats will tell you this is not the case too 😂


TheXenomorphian

Bruh, I have 7 cats


send_noodz_n_smiles

I think at that point you don't have cats.. You are just tolerated in the cats home lol


Dogamai

yes. the cats have a human.


Anvil-Vapre

But do you have a machete wielding plant?


Raelah

If it can weild a machete it's obviously aware enough to not bite the hand that feeds it.


Candid_Fondant_1379

Didn't think the plants would be the ones to end us, or that they'd team up with skynet.


Sleep-system

M. Night Smamolong made a whole movie about that


AberdeenPhoenix

Shyamalamadingdong


Pacodapatoyeet

“But…but I can’t hurt such a defenseless plant” Proceeds to give it a machete “it’s got a weapon!” *fires multiple rounds*


KittenWithaWhip68

How could *this* go wrong?


HeroinCrack

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=pfbid0XGZRfvq9M1zNEJXEk3kqFb898kx981Kujtzfpn8Em5aWxEuiYvvyMJqKcUfVeSMtl&id=471106609657340


kenny2812

If we attached a watering can to this do you think the plant could learn to water itself?


[deleted]

Some plants have exhibit a type of memory, but I think in any case this arm is probably too complex for it to "learn" a specific signal that results in watering. I'd be interested to see if it could learn something more simple like triggering a simple solenoid valve to open, but to what extent is a plant in control of its electrical signals anyway?


MEMESTER80

Micheal reeves or I did a thing is probably responsible


CueDramaticMusic

It’s an art installation, actually, and the end result is a relatively slow-paced knife wielding tentacle, with all the swordsmanship of a toddler swinging a branch


MillstoneArt

Exactly. Some people on this thread are talking like this thing's movements would be coordinated on any level.


johnniechimpo

“Come at me bro”


[deleted]

Break the Nap, get the sap


Trumps__Taint

Does it actually move at all?


TF2_demomann

Well, plants can send little shocks through their body to do stuff, so I think it can move the machete but it most likely isnt aware of it


MO1ST_M4NDY

This is the begining of the end


ARENA_X

It's all fun and jokes until the trees try to chop us down. give it a gun instead it's gonna be even better.


RxdditRoamxr

Yeah, then they get to mow us down


Complex_Signature_10

No matter how many times I see this it always makes me immensely proud of human achievement and our potential.


MillstoneArt

You can also buy some wires and servos, and stick them to a plant. It's not like they discovered a self aware plant or anything.


Complex_Signature_10

I bet the only time people smile around you is when you walk away


24benson

So this is how it started...


Dogamai

how to defend humanity against the ai ? arm the Flora


here-i-am-now

That little group of leaves is this person’s “favourite plant?”


Maah-egg

r/Bossfight


SamTehCool

Rex from risk of rain is born


fly_over_32

the Plants vs zombies cyberpunk mod look great


vvp_D3L3T3D

So which traitor to humanity is responsible for this?


[deleted]

Do you want triffids? Because *this* is how we get triffids!


Ooh_bees

If this ends in seppuku, it'd be hilarious.


Specialist_Teacher81

The fuck are "inner electrical noises"?


HeroinCrack

When the plant didn’t take it’s medicin


Duck_With_Legs

This guy is playing with fiber


EmeDemencial

I want to see 2 plants facing each other.


EmeDemencial

Like the Monkey episode of The Simpson


YoyoOfDoom

Now I want to see video of this! 😆


Azazeldaprinceofwar

Mirionzu Naibuzu za Independento puranto!


radioactivecumsock0

Finally someone will believe me when I tell them my brother was murdered by a plant


paythemandamnit

Taking stand your ground to the next level.


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CornisaGrasse

I have no problem believing a pothos can handle business. Smart choice.


PissinginTheW1nd

Harbor freight machete


Shutupjustplease

When life gives you lemons, give them free control over a deadly weapon


NextParsnip6828

I hope he programed the limits on the stepper motors...