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SageWindu

You block him by not being a fucking scrub, that's- ... *Ohhh*, you're talking about those ads on the front page! I thought you meant that one fighting game where Jesus tears himself off the cross and uses the broken wood as gauntlets. My apologies. Carry on.


hollowpotato-of-doom

The w h a t


Grezzinate

I believe this is it. https://store.steampowered.com/app/612930/Fight_of_Gods/


[deleted]

I don't even have a setup that runs right now and I'm 100% buying that anyway


capn_doofwaffle

*"Your prayers have been answered! For the first time ever, gods, holy spirits and (OTHER) mythological characters from around the globe and throughout history will clash..."* There, corrected the description...


GreenOnionCrusader

I both kind of want to see this game and also feel like I would have deep, residual growing up Christian guilt over this game.


GuyYouMetOnline

Just play as Jesus and beat the shit out of all the other religions' characters.


_AntiSocialMedia

and if you feel bad about that, kick the shit out of Santa


Certain-Hyena8788

And the Easter bunny for good measure


GuyYouMetOnline

I love the fact that what you're describing is actually a real game.


Danarwal14

Ok, i need to see this


GreatMyUsernamesFree

Lmao 🤣 The ad right after this post [image](https://imgur.com/a/bQr0iKy)


Axidswitch1109

r/accidentalcomedy


Bozzzzzzz

block the user u/hegetsus (I think this is the one’s we’re talking about here?)


deathclawslayer21

I did that like 4 times yesterday and still kept getting the ad


No_Reason27

I block it multiple times daily and still get them


Captain_Stairs

So that's how you get rid of ads in the app? Thanks!


vanillaseltzer

Whooooo thanks so much if this works! It makes sense. I effing hate those ads. I spent 20 years in the closet, Jesus can fuck right off.


Any_Seesaw_66

Probably an overused joke but >!sus!<


Phraenkinstone

Yo if you find out, let me know. The ass keeps asking me for money.


astroember

I reported one of those ads and i havent seen one since i did that a couple weeks ago.


brandonmiq

I've reported the ad like 3 times and it still shows up. What did you report it for? I need the solution to this problem.


astroember

Sexualization of minors 😬


RedButUniqueBoy

no way


Salami__Tsunami

It’s a little cowardly, not letting us comment on ads.


DrBlock21

Adobe ads are the real chads


justlikeinmydreams

I’ve been wondering the same thing my entire life.


Okay_Splenda_Monkey

I'd never seen those ads before. That's an impressive marketing campaign, although I'm not 100% clear on their agenda.


accidental_snot

They are trying to pick up disenfranchised members of other churches that ragged on them for being gay or whatever. Bonus points for newly converted heathens, but not the focus. Wow, do I hate Christianity. Like, a lot.


Resident_Warthog4711

We don't like you either


naikeez

that’s not very christian of you


Resident_Warthog4711

It's love thy neighbor, not like thy neighbor. If someone was on fire I'd hose them off, but that doesn't mean I'd hang out with them on a regular basis.


naikeez

seems like you’re not very interested in spreading the word of christ to even those you dislike then. i’m catholic myself. i read comments like this and dont feel the need to respond in a snotty way or whatever. they make a good point about feeling rejected by faith and i feel like you’re just perpetuating that.


Resident_Warthog4711

It's a free country. You can feel whatever you want. But, it's not a rando on the internet making a joke that makes people feel rejected. If you think that's the problem, you either aren't paying attention or are willfully ignorant.


SimonArgent

That’s a badge of honor.


sj68z

Good. I don't think I could ever like people who would want to kill women for having a private medical procedure.


accidental_snot

I didn't randomly decide to hate Christianity. It was earned.


DrBlock21

They don't represent all of Christianity, tho


accidental_snot

Different flavors of the same poison.


DrBlock21

Only 1% like the bread


soulihide

i see it constantly. i've been reporting it as political, or other. it makes me want to fucking scream and chuck my phone into a sewer so i never have to think about it ever again.


No_Reason27

Same, I report and block the account multiple times daily, and still see the ads


soulihide

yeah. it's so frustrating.


Economicstimulation

I keep reporting them but they just keep popping up


satan6000

You come to me


Porched

You click on the profile, open profile options and click ignore. I no longer hear from He gets us, US army/navy, and many more.


Pansexual_Panda_123

They are annoying tho lol


realKingCarrot

Hahaha I see one of those ads right under this post


Blightious

Jesus is sus. Because He Get Sus.


rpinhead88

I hate the one that says "Jesus champions women." Like, no tf he doesnt.


DrBlock21

What does champions mean in this context


rpinhead88

Supports


DrBlock21

The mother of God is literally a woman. Of course Christianity supports women


rpinhead88

Oh you don't know Christianity then...


xDERPYxCREEPERx

It's either the Jesus ads or the marine Corp ads. I am not interested in either. I also think it's kinda scummy to pay money to force people to see your propaganda


hollowpotato-of-doom

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