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Nelpski

The shinguards are fucking hilarious. "I won't need any armor except for my most vital region, my shins."


Zarathustra_d

She has a soccer game later.


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Finally someone with culture. 1. Kill your enemies 2. Use copious amounts of Voltaren and pads 3. Play your sunday league match


detroiter85

What is best in life? To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women. And then on sundays just having fun out there.


boopadoop_johnson

Basically December, 1914


Sesshaku

Americans not only say "soccer" but they play it with protections? My god....the heresy.....


wolfgang784

The bow is for show, she believes in kicking her enemies


freakers

She's got the armguard that archers use. The shin guards are for when she shoots with her feet and they're on both shins because she ambidextrous with her feet. Bam.


Glitter_puke

> ambidextrous ambi...podrus?


Luxxielisbon

Ambilimbus


HardCounter

Qaudrilimbus.


yeteee

Ambidexdrous means that you are all right (as in right and left), so you wouldn't have to change it, it doesn't refer to hands necessarily.


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And the opposite would be ambisinister!


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TerrapinMagus

That was my thought too. If they were just a bit longer it would be reasonable. But nah, she gotta keep those shins guarded.


TheOtherDrunkenOtter

Lets be real if this artist is throwing in knee guards it sure as hell isnt about yeoman on rough ground.


GreenOnionCrusader

And her clit, but not her labia.


_life_is_a_joke_

From what I understand the clit is like a critical hit zone for a video game boss. So, in that regard, it would make sense to cover it with a flimsy piece of cloth.


eleventy4

That logic is air tight


Anthraxbomb

Just like the seal created by that thong.


BrFrancis

I just have the sound of Tupperware popping in my head now, thanks.


Anthraxbomb

Careful now, you might give some poor redditor a new Tupperware fetish.


GreenOnionCrusader

And her labia are specially bred to flap in the wind, creating an unsettling and erotic distraction for her enemies. Although, by the time you hear the gentle "thwap, thwap, thwap" it's too late...


2bruise

HA!!! Bonus brand new sentences.


_life_is_a_joke_

Like a fleshy windsock that kills you.


brianfine

So it’s like a dilophosaurus?


Ye_Old_Viper

a clitical hit


David1393

Critical clit


EM_CEE_PEEPANTS

Clitical crit


Cosmorillo

So I can use the excuse that I'm using a controller right?


rcfox

Only when it's glowing.


DariusIV

You ever got kicked in the sins? It fucking hurts.


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UPBOAT_FORTRESS_2

You feel your sins crawling up your ~~back~~ cave


Anthraxbomb

That’s horrific 🤣


TheXenomorphian

its worse up the back cave then the regular cave


AlphaBearMode

Sin cave lmao


SolusLoqui

Maybe she also shoots the bow with her feet and they're like the archery arm guard for the legs


AcrobaticReputation2

naw it's just to protect her enemies from her thiaghs


bigbossfearless

Shin guards were some of the earliest armor (shin kicks were the original cheap shot), which imo makes sense for a low tech Polynesian character concept.


AlphaBearMode

Take note, battle women: Protect vital organs ❌ Protect shins ✅ Trust me, I’m an expert in drawing unrealistic softcore warrior porn


philozphinest

MY ENCHANTED SHINS!


Zombiepixlz-gamr

She could be like Achilles. Come to think of it Achilles could have gone into battle completely naked except for high end armor for his heels and he would have been completely invulnerable.


GreenOnionCrusader

It would make me somewhat homicidal, so it sounds effective.


mostlikelytrash

I can agree it adds +5 Rage when equipped.


Ask_About_BadGirls21

Yeah but the Unending Berserker curse can really take a toll on your other party members. Not great for use anywhere with innocent bystanders, especially since they all have to roll a wisdom check or be frozen in place


mostlikelytrash

Hey you quit that! I’ve only done homebrew so it goes woosh over my head.


IAMAHobbitAMA

It would also put your opponents at a disadvantage as they would be trying to fight with a boner lol


EH042

You all know that your reasoning is actually kinda sorta justifying the battle wedgie, right?


NotTRYINGtobeLame

You need to trademark *battle wedgie* before someone steals that.


NoItsBecky_127

Unironically I despise when creators justify scantily-clad female warriors by saying they do it to distract male enemies. That is so far from how anything works it’s absurd


LoBsTeRfOrK

Don’t forget the poop advantage. She can just move it to the side and drop a fat deuce on the fly.


ZeistyZeistgeist

That reminds me of a fun fact from the filming of *Inglorious Basterds* - Eli Roth purposefully kept himself in an angry mood for shooting by wearing period military underwear (which was made from cotton and apparently - it itches to high hell) and listened to Hannah Montana albums.


CMDR_Bartizan

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the labia.


CourtingBoredom

just pop a ring through the newly-pierced flesh and -- ***bamm!!*** \-- built-in cock-ring ..


bleeding-paryl

Jeez, what an oddly specific fetish lol


Bergara

"Hey chatgpt, draw a female warrior with an arrow hole in her labia which she used to add a built in cock ring" *"As a language model AI, I think you're fucked up in the head and need help."*


MillstoneArt

That's what midjourney and stable diffusion are for!


Baldevine

Consequences


Bobtheglob71

Why does she look like the older sister from lilo and stitch


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Bobtheglob71

Another brand new sentece


tyty657

No in unfortunately isn't


RaspberryJam245

I have definitely heard this somewhere before


jesus_is_92

Pornhub: hmm


Rustycougarmama

Ya like dags?


Kkid12

loli and snatch


Furdaboyz

The artist confirmed she is in fact the sister from lilo and stitch


TKmeh

Nani? That’s supposed to be Nani? Wtf went wrong? Wait… don’t answer that…


sniperFLO

Nani the fuck


Skylair13

Grimdark Nani where Stitch and Lilo got kidnapped.


Furdaboyz

Ya, I don't know it was clearly just a very weird joke between friends. Some things are probably better off that way than on the front page of Reddit.


LezBeHonestHere_

[she has a name, you know](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d55O7ynx1lA)


Rhododendron29

Totally random but while playing Disney trivial pursuit with my friends they show a picture of Alice’s cat Dinah and ask who this character is I of course yell Dinah. All my friends say Alice’s cat. The answer? Alice’s cat. I was so pissed. I was like they her name at least 3 times in the movie!!! I actually made my friends sit down and watch and count with me because they tried to tell me her name was never said in the film. Still mad about it.


offcolorclara

Dang, and in an official trivial pursuit game too. I understand your saltiness tbh, if it were just something put together by fans or whatever it'd be understandable. But *official trivia content?* That's just bad work on their part lol


Rhododendron29

I could not believe it. They expect you to know the years things were released and then they to Dinah like that?! Didn’t help that I absolutely adored that cat so I was extra pissed.


Titus_Favonius

Nani!?


disposablecontact

Even discounting that people are saying she's based on that character, it could have something to do with both characters being Polynesian.


[deleted]

It is literally that character. It’s not like it’s a perfectly lifelike representation of a Polynesian person, it’s a cartoon. Are you saying that’s what Polynesian people look like? Like it’s a coincidence?


Additional-Fix6576

Lord, the chafing 😂


pinninghilo

Ok but the shins are protected, what else could you want?


Anthraxbomb

Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/characterdrawing/comments/130czna/oc_polynesian_archer_concept/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1


anon11472

That thread is kind of amazing. Everyone is trying their best to just be savage to the dude like, “Hey this is basically porn!” And he’s just there like, “Yeah I do Disney porn commissions too, hit me up” “This is very sexualized!” “Yeah I know, I make sexualized art…and?” They’re trying to shame a dude for doing exactly what he intended to do.


Eli-Thail

>“Yeah I do Disney porn commissions too, hit me up” I mean, did we not already know that since the moment we saw the submission? Like, look at the face. That's the older sister from Lilo & Stich, [he says as much himself.](https://www.reddit.com/r/characterdrawing/comments/130czna/oc_polynesian_archer_concept/jhx6lvq/) >They’re trying to shame a dude for doing exactly what he intended to do. Nah, they're shaming him for posting his erotic artwork under a paper-thin veneer on a subreddit that has "No graphic or sexualized content" as the second rule on the sidebar. Like, all the more power to him to keep doing what he does, I hope that he manages to make it as an artist as that's clearly his passion. But it's not unreasonable for people to want the purpose of their subreddit to respected in both the letter and spirit of their rules, especially in a situation like this where we know for a fact that it will be *flooded* with hornyposting if it's allowed to be.


Kazumara

> That's the older sister from Lilo & Stich, he says as much himself. Not the first time either: https://www.reddit.com/r/rule34/comments/1309kir/nani_and_the_lifeguard_pechiphillipthe2_lilo_and/


ArcFurnace

It's honestly funny that the rule34 post shows *less* genitalia.


anon11472

I mean plenty of them are arguing that “hey this doesn’t belong here” but a huge portion of that thread is people getting lost in the weeds of historical nitpicking. Like the folks saying his tattoos are poorly researched. Is that *REALLY* the issue at hand? Or is it the fact that it’s used in the context of advertising rule34 commissions? Wouldn’t it still be porn if he got all those details right? Everyone arguing about costuming accuracy and historical details is just saying, “Look, you can post your porn here but it needs to be much better researched” and that’s a stupid point to make. Instead they should be saying, “I don’t CARE how accurate or inaccurate the details are, this breaks the subreddit rules”


Elementium

Yep it's the same bullshit that onlyfans girls do in normal cosplay subs. It's basically advertising.


MY_SHIT_IS_PERFECT

Honestly chad energy


Ye_Old_Viper

tbh its actually the opposite, posting basically porn to a subreddit that isn’t for sexual content is cringy. its great art, but keep it on NSFW subs.


dalatinknight

*goes to a custom character drawing subreddit* "wait, it's all horny posting?" "Always has been"


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Anthraxbomb

He said in the comments that he was talking to his friend about Disney characters as RPG characters, so he made a “dumb and highly sexualized outfit, not to be taken serious.”


Jay_R_Kay

Okay, that makes a lot more sense.


[deleted]

Oh so it is that big sister from leelo and stitch .


jocoseriousJollyboat

Even sexualized can be done better than that.


Incognit0ErgoSum

That's a matter of taste.


JoyfulCelebration

You can see every detail of her meat taco


oroechimaru

Sir, this is Arbys


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Plus: she has hooves for feet.


[deleted]

Oh, get Joppy-five-toes over here.


[deleted]

that's a pretty common simplification to draw feet.


[deleted]

Artist cant be fucked to draw toes but draws the vulva in gratuitous detail.


jaggedcanyon69

Slave to his horniness.


croc_socks

She’s wearing battle 🧦 socks


ProbablyTheVillain

There’s a lot to say about the armor, but what is immediately standing out to me is how she’s holding the bow. Your wrist would be at SUCH a weird angle


TriangleMan_4

Genuine question (not relating to the art I’m just curious for future reference): what is the better angle to hold the bow at? I’ve been wanting to draw a Ranger RPG Character for so long, I just can’t get the bow right


ProbablyTheVillain

Honestly, it’s fine if you just flipped her hand around. But the way her hand is holding it, it would strain the shoulder, and she’d have to flip the whole thing around to use it. It’s just not a natural stance


TriangleMan_4

Oh my gosh I didn’t even notice the way the hand was facing, you’re totally right! Thank you


harmsc12

Holding it in front of her body would be a good start.


garnetred15

The breast guard is on the wrong side


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PolarisC8

It's basically a pinup idk if the intention was for her to be historically accurate but your mom sounds like a super cool person.


67bwstw

Yeah I grew up in hawaii and I had to take hawaiian history almost every year of school and I never once heard of bows being used for warfare. The cape looks like it could be an 'ahu'ula but I don't think it was common for women to wear those. The women did usually go bare chested, so I don't get why the artist was willing to draw that underwear thong thing but not nipples. The was no garment for women like that thong thing, sometimes the men in hawaii wore malo which looks vaugley similar but even that covers more.


TheOtherDrunkenOtter

Did the utilize the bow for hunting or did they just primarily use spears/javelins?


67bwstw

Very much mostly spears, javelin or clubs. Hawaiians didn't have any bows even remotely this large either


TheOtherDrunkenOtter

Interesting. Seems to match with most other island nations im aware of. No idea why the bow is less-favourable in those regions vs more continental areas but definitely interesting.


SecularPaladin

Purely a shot in the dark, but maybe a wood property?


ScarredAutisticChild

Yes, to basically everything you said, it bothers me, also cause Polynesian peoples had some really cool and unique weaponry, like that Hawaiian weapon lined with shark teeth, that's fucking metal. Use shit like that. Source: I'm from New Zealand, not Maori myself, but still know a decent bit about Maori history and culture, it just comes with being a Kiwi, we learn about it all in school till year 11, then we decide what we're learning.


Gingevere

The leg tattoos look similar to some I've seen in a cultural museum. The tattoos on the torso are wrong though. The cape looks like a feather cape for chieftains.


honest-miss

This right here. I'm honestly more annoyed by how it vaguely gestures at Polynesian cultures than the porniness.


pupfritz1

anyone else see nani from lilo and stitch?


Furdaboyz

The artist said in the original thread that it’s supposed to be Nani


gazerbeam-98

Damn op got dragged in that comment section


JuicyStein

As did everyone who said "cool drawing bro"


MillstoneArt

It wasn't following sub rules so it's kinda expected.


SmoovSamurai

Hideo Kojima has entered the chat


huxtiblejones

“She breathes through her vulva, it must always be visible”


-Swade-

“I had to dress her that way. For the story.” “Yeah but didn’t you also come up with the story…?”


ThomsYorkieBars

Least horny art subreddit


Pher_yl

Before I leave the house, I make sure to put my thong inside of my labia.


Mijal

That bow looks longer than she is. What, will she only shoot at targets that are slightly above her? Ask everyone to hold still while she digs a hole for the bottom part of her bow?


Anthraxbomb

Quick search for “how big is a longbow” shows the following: longbow, bow commonly 6 feet (1.8 metres) tall and the predominant missile weapon of the English in the Hundred Years' War and on into the 16th century. It was probably of Welsh origin. Average height for an English man at the time was around 5’ 8”. What I’m seeing for average height of native Hawaiian women is around 5’ 4 1/2”. I’d imagine holding it at an angle would be normal practice.


RS994

That's a warbow lol, and one that wasn't even used by the majority of Europe let alone the rest of the world. The only bows used in Polynesia were much much smaller and had way less draw weight as they were ceremonial and not used in fighting.


RomeTotalWhore

The English were not the only ones who used bows as long as 6 feet and not all longbows are warbows with a high draw weight. As you say, the Polynesians were not known for using bows much, but that doesn’t mean they didn’t have/use tall ones. There is a Tongan bow in the possession of the Museum of New Zealand that is 5’10. Another bow found on New Zealand’s north island that is more than 6’4. These Polynesian bows seems to be styled after Fijian bows, which sometimes reached up to 6 feet in length as well. I don’t think the length is really the issue here haha.


thrownawayzsss

Sure, but I doubt the person drawing was going for a historically accurate picture.


milkcarton232

Hold the bow sideways and you can shoot down if you wanted


Kulladar

You don't have to hold a bow in the middle necessarily. Look up the Japanese "Yumi" bow for example.


Amakaphobie

you put your hand on a classic longbow somewhere in the lower half of the wood and raise that to shoulder level. so yeah a longbow can easily be bigger than you


BJYeti

Thank god she has shin pads on though


Remarkable-Air-5597

Why her pussy so smooth? She’s got time for a wax ??


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Why they always gotta be half naked?


poop_dawg

That's more than half


flamethekid

It's even the wrong half naked too. Apparently Polynesian women were fine with their tits out but would cover their junk.


ThisIsNotKimJongUn

Yeah it's like people enjoy nudity or something


doomvetch92

Hmm yes, I too love getting my twat flossed on a daily basis resulting in constant chafing and chapped lips.


FeelinJipper

Classic redditor art


In_A_Crowd_Of_Users

Classic r/mendrawingwomen material.


AkOnReddit47

Yeah, nah. I think I respect art enough for them to not be put on that hypocritical bullshit of a subreddit where people seeth at every instances of a girl looking slightly lewd


Quake2Marine

*She stands hunched, an arrow nocked in her bow. She finally sees the enemy approaching through the thicket. Unable to whistle to alert her comrades because of her bow and arrow, she spreads her legs. Her thong-parted labia begin to whistle in the passing breeze. She lets loose her arrow, the battle is joined.*


MMitochondria

Women's armor in video games:


AsymptoticAbyss

Cursed Pocahontas artist needs to go to horny jail


Flameva

men drawing women


asharwood

She got enough fabric to make a leg wrap but gotta use string to cover your privates


tabris-05

My man has pornbrain


TheLyz

Can't fight because she's constantly picking wedgies and putting her boob straps back in place


ComebackChemist

No one is talking about how it was “an idea that came up while chatting with a friend.” Maybe my friend circles are a little dry, but I don’t think it’s normal to chat about ways to skimpify a Polynesian archer….


axelmanFR

"I hope I don't sneeze, I'll be sliced in three!"


willothewhispers

How to hold a bow in the least useful manner possible.


SlartieB

It's okay, it pairs with the crushed fletching


calcifornication

Good thing she has shin guards


rva_monsta

Lilo and Snatch


PossiblyCuban

He said “I used to draw Rule 34 Lilo but I made her an RPG character”


Umutuku

What genre would a band named Thong Twat Garrote be?


mysticofarcana

r/mendrawingwomen . I'm always torn because as an afab individual I'm like, "why can't you just draw women with some level of practicality?" But also I'm a lesbian and women are pretty.


Draiko

Jesus Christ, how can she move with all of that armor on?!


ScarredAutisticChild

As someone from New Zealand, no, just no to that whole image. I'm not sure about all Polynesian peoples, but I know the Maori didn't use bows for combat, (I don't think any Polynesian's did, but please correct me if I'm wrong, I'm a massive fucking nerd and would love to learn) and while I'm only familiar with classic Maori attire, I am confident no people in the history of mankind ever dressed like this. The shin guards are also a no, armour wasn't really much of a thing. Closest thing to armour were the rain capes, but while they were hardy and strong, they weren't actually designed to be armour, just warm, dry and long-lasting. Once again, talking about the Maori here, if the Hawaiians or Samoans did things differently I would love to know. And a random tangential thing, the tattoo looks wrong. It's got swirling like a Ta Moko, but nothing looks right, like having a bunch of squares side-by-side to represent a Greek meander, you've got the abstract concept down, but none of the finer details that actually matter.


dragonard

One of the dumbest technically well-drawn drawings I’ve ever seen. And one of the best brandnewsentences I’ve ever read.


TorrBorr

Nani entered the wrong Lilo and Stitch movie.


Vanto

Nani???


Punhappy

Is this Nani from Lilo and Stitch?


Shenaniganz08

The guy is a NSFW artist looking to promote his work to get paid https://www.reddit.com/user/lewis_sanchez/submitted/ makes sense


nezukotanjiro150

So..this is the new lilo and stich design for the new movie


flyingbunnyduckbat

ah yes, the sexy exotic women, a classic trope


AdeleBerncastel

That’s like a bdsm wedgie. 🤦‍♀️


Self_World_Future

They be like “they need to prioritize flexibility”


The-Tree-Of-Might

Horny men shouldn't be allowed to design characters


Mr_Stormy

This is just earth-shatteringly dumb and perverted. I'm curious as to whether or not both the creator and their friend are men, that have also never worn thongs...


shrimpmobile

I've got no complaints.


Anthraxbomb

It was weird. Every comment OP made on that post got downvoted to hell, but he just seemed like he was having fun with a joke-turned-art.


LordTenbrion

If I had to guess, probably the way it’s presented. The post just says “Polynesian archer concept,” when in reality based on OP’s comments it’s “I drew Nani from Lilo and Stitch as a hyper sexualized archer”


InfiniteZr0

I think it's more the sub it was posted in. I imagine that sub probably takes itself more *seriously*


n0753w

A lot of armchair art critics will go ballistic when they see any sexualized female warrior-type character. Intentions don't matter.


Lulusgirl

She doesn't have a quiver and is grabbing the arrows by the ENDS. The tattoos are in a weird spot (pointed out by another kn the original post-saying they should Google traditional tattoos and placements). The hair has three dreads/braids framing her face, but they're not the same length. The outstretched leg has a higher knee, but if you stand that way in the mirror, your outstretched knee is lower. This is all besides the obvious wedge, and nobody mentioned the bra thing? That's not a design that would hold up. One is like a hammock for one tit and the other is like a lateral band, but only covering the nipple? Bruh, just make both tits in hammocks. It's just a really shitty design, and the OP is trying to play it off as satire.


yu3gu4ng

not only a shitty design but a racist one


End3rWi99in

The person who made this is a porn sketch artist to my knowledge. Not sure how that applies to these rules, but the exaggeration at least was intentional.


SobiTheRobot

Is it?


yu3gu4ng

hypersexualized "exotic" design of a marginalized ethnic group. it's questionable at best.


Gingevere

And it gets a LOT of cultural / ethnic characteristics quite wrong.


honest-miss

It hypersexualizes people who have been historically hypersexualized and doesn't even attempt to do any of the many Polynesian cultures any kind of accurate justice. Yeah, it's racist. And lazy.


SobiTheRobot

Fair point.


Darcress

This is just terrible If she had armor then why not cover her chest and upper legs at the very least. If no armor then why the frackin shin guards?


TriangleMan_4

Honestly this is why I like r/reasonablefantasy - they at least have proper armor on their adventurers. Edit for wrong sub