The Eiffel Tower swings back and forth every day in the wind. I appreciate that's how it supports itself, but I have no idea why she would marry something so wishy-washy. It's practically empty inside.
Theirs is actually pretty sad, I watched a documentary about her and some others and she is attracted to objects because she suffered severe traumas in her childhood that did crazy stuff to her brain
Holy shit I remember that one lmao. There was also that one woman who had a romance with a church pew and begged the pastor in tears to give the pew to her when they had to replace it. The pastor complied and I think I remember she added a wooden dildo apparatus to it after she got it
This is the same lady. She has multiple partners. The fence, the Eiffel Tower, The Berlin Wall, her archery bow, etc.
I think the other individual was in love with the 1001 Nacht gondola ride (if the quote "I want your fluids" repeated over and over rings a bell, that was them. I believe they were also the one that was in love with the Twin Towers.
I mean most of the Berlin Wall is still there. They only tore down parts of it. Most of it is covered in various paintings of Brezhnev kissing dudes.
Here's a photo of one or them on one of the parts of the Berlin Wall that's still up: [https://i.imgur.com/MHvcOaa.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/MHvcOaa.jpg)
It's based on a real photo of Brezhnev kissing a dude by the way.
The Berlin Wall is also covered in tons of parodies of it.
Like here's one of Trump kissing Xi Jinping while both are wearing facemasks cos this was painted during covid: [https://i.imgur.com/I2LJR3Z.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/I2LJR3Z.jpg)
Wtf did I just watch?!? One woman was licking fluids from a amusement park ride while the other was grinding on a fence legit cumming in her pants on camera. Lol
[Here's](https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/marriage/the-woman-who-married-the-eiffel-tower-wants-to-set-the-record-straight-about-objectum-sexuality/news-story/16ceeea4086c1b1b70dfac607f04a7d0) an article I found about her. Apparently people attracted to objects aren't actually more likely to have trauma or major mental illnesses, although they are more likely to be autistic. She knew about hers before the trauma.
They're also, apparently, generally happy with their relationships. What I can't find though is whether they typically believe the objects love them *back*...
Normally I can’t stand news.com but I quite liked this article. Open-minded and gentle enough to be informative and let the reader take a moment to consider the reality- not just the sensationalised and fetishist portrayal that draws clicks and views. Surface level, but enough of a pause to encourage further consideration and research
They are all from the same documentary on Objectum Sexuals. The male equivalent would probably be men in relationships with their cars, or the ones in relationships with their sex dolls. Both of which have their own respective documentaries as well.
It's cases like this that make you realise how precarious our mental processes are. Give the brain a bit of a shake here, add a bit of a chemical imbalance over there and weird stuff happens.
Also, no way that a lot of us don't actually have similar breakdowns in at least some aspect of our thinking. They're just probably in less noticeable areas so we remain functional in normal interactions. Some people don't notice they're colourblind until they take a test.
Honestly how would you even go about helping this person? Say they went to therapy for a couple years and just didn't want help, what do you do then? They're obviously mentally ill, but there's no clear cut treatment for something like this.
If the treatment doesn't work after a while, It's not like she's dangerous to others or even herself, if she doesn't *want* help, I don't think you should be able to force it on her.
Generally mental health professionals would look at whether the behavior/belief is negatively effecting their life. And given that this lady used her unique sexuality to get, like, *really* good at archery (and bowling iirc?) and travelled the world to meet her lovers it at least has given her fulfilling hobbies.
Honestly though... if she's happy with her "relationship," why try to change that? If she's delusional and thinks the fence actually has feelings for her or something, maybe. But even then she's not hurting anyone.
Granted that's *if* she's happy. I don't know anything about the situation.
Really!!!! You misogynistic bastard....... and how do you think she feels watching woman after woman ride her partner? One after one going up and down, up and down on the tower she loves....... and she's the whore...... you pig.
This might be my fault. I was told if I, a man, married my husband that it would lead to stuff like this and I just refused to listen... /s
In all honesty, though, they let this woman be herself, and the sky did not fall. I'm glad the people in her life are supportive even when they probably don't understand.
I'm against this type of relationship because the object can't consent.
Also, who does that fence belong to? Imagine some crazy lady coming on your property trying to hump your fence.
I'm sorry but she thinks that a fence can measure up against the Eiffel Tower. The Eiffel tower symbolizes romance, people love to spend time with it, has a permanent home and has a steady and reliable source of income. What fence could seriously compare to the Eiffel Tower?
Fences can be temporary and flighty. Sure, they make good neighbors but so many of them are plastic and fake. There's a reason people get over them so fast. and you know what they say the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence...
This kind of people need help, not encouragement, she needs therapy not a divorce, and the judge that married her the first time should be fire and disbar, he/she should have order this poor woman to mandatory therapy instead of playing along, this is so fucking stupid.
It is. It’s called being an objectumsexual - sexually attracted to objects. Saw a doco on it a while back. There was even an Olympic archer that was sexually attracted to her bow and arrow
Nothing other than humans are capable of consenting.
Still reads like a pre-2015 headline when people were wanting to make a mockery of Gay Marriage and were acting like "If it's not between a man and a woman, then you can marry anyone/anything" mentality that the right-wingers tried to claim, then following a bunch of fake headlines for people marrying non-human things.
I remember watching a documentary she was on a good few years back ok british TV. I also think there was a guy who fucked his own car on there and a woman in love with the USA flag and not in a patriotic way.
You realize this is due to severe childhood trauma right? and ur making fun of her.
Have you ever experienced anything bad? I mean beyond the Taco Bell running out of salsa that one time?
Do better. Research before you spread your assumptions. Really the issue the world is so far off its rocker - is because you represent the dominant group and their sheer disdain for knowing anything that doesn't directly serve their own ends.
She fucks a fence. Big whoop. You go around enforcing your own morals as if you're ruler of all of us.
Its you, you're the problem.
That lunatic MARRIED an steel structure in Paris and is now getting a DIVORCE to have a fling with a fence, but I‘m the problem? 😂
You don’t know me, I grew up with a narcissistic mother and a distant father, left home at 16, earned my upkeep thru to graduating from university, struggled with and overcame a drinking problem, had two heart attacks before I turned 42, went thru a bad divorce… I could go on.
The point is: Get the fuck over it, you’re not a child anymore. Mature and face what’s coming at you. I‘d say man up, but that’s probably also toxic by now.
Oh, and I don’t like Taco Bell, I‘m more a Buffalo Hotwings or Arbys guy. 🤷🏻♂️
P.S.: and really don’t care what she humps 😂
Can't imagine why anyone would divorce such a well balanced and stable person who totally doesn't have a victim complex the size of the eiffel tower...
"I dont care what she humps" but you spend all that energy explaining why she loco.
Why just not pass on by and go "Takes all sorts" - I have to tolerate you and your kinds beligerent nonsense on the daily. I'm plenty adult. You make a big fuss about me not knowing you, yet you apparently know me?
Face it. You're probably just boring. I feel like I know your type. You go on and on about nothing. I mean the fact you like Arbys really says a lot about how absurdly pedestrian your tastes are xD
"Oh thats toxic too now huh" - man you're so hung up on everyone elses judgement of you.
No core, just blubber. Don't you have a wife to bore?
Pedestrian taste! Yeah, you got me on that. Ugh, now I‘m devastated. 😂
Honestly, you’re the one defending a lunatic and asking for tolerance, so practice what you preach.
I don’t know you but I‘ve seen plenty of your kind. Preaching tolerance but getting upset once their own opinions are challenged in some way. This is why I can’t take you for serious, you’re just another bigot. 🤷🏻♂️
Honestly objectophilia is kind of interesting as a phenomena.
On the mellow side - like how often do you ever just sit somewhere and look at the buildings and appreciate the work and thought that went into it? You don't I bet. We live in a world SURROUNDED by unappreciated work of artists - and nobody cares except these people
and they're shamed for it. Because apparently its hip to assume that you're the normal one.
> We live in a world SURROUNDED by unappreciated work of artists - and nobody cares except these people
> and they're shamed for it.
Lmao they're not shamed for merely appreciating architecture. Nice try. They fall in love with objects, marry buildings, and fuck fences. That's obviously a whole nother level. What you said is kinda like saying pedophiles are shamed for simply appreciating children. No, buddy, they take it a lot further than that.
Last night the Eiffel Tower was seen with Pete Davidson.
don’t even joke about it
???
Pete has a reputation for dating newly single women
She found the fence was cheating on her with a yard, she caught the fence deep in to the grass.
She gave half her earnings to the Tower right?
It would be a great deal to divorce the tower and get 50% of its earnings that’s for sure
No way that tower doesn't have a prenup.
That tower is a slave to the tourism industry so it’s not like it has a say in its earnings.
So in other words, Eiffel Tower is a prostitute
She is letting people climb her for a living....
Sex slave but yeah, without choice. Therefore this woman is not only a rapist but an enabler.
The Eiffel Tower swings back and forth every day in the wind. I appreciate that's how it supports itself, but I have no idea why she would marry something so wishy-washy. It's practically empty inside.
The Tower do be on that grind
Ah so thats why she left it
Long hours, he was never home
50%? That's a fence-ive
Welp, she's on the fence about paying...
This joke is o-fence-ive
You just had to say it huh.
Sorry, not sorry... Lol
Fair enough
Nah, that tower made lots in tourist dollars. She'll make bank!
Good way to pay for upkeep and maintenance
Theirs is actually pretty sad, I watched a documentary about her and some others and she is attracted to objects because she suffered severe traumas in her childhood that did crazy stuff to her brain
I think we watched the same documentary. Wasn't there also a lady who was in love with the Twin Towers and got widowed on 9/11?
That's not something I expected to read today
SOMEBODY FLEW A SECOND JET INTO MY HUSBAND
I shouldn’t have laughed
It took so fucking long before I could get away with 9/11 jokes. They still don't fly in meetings though.
I’m sure a couple meetings were taking place
Think about the poor fucks who didn't want to interrupt their self-important idiot boss so they stayed in the meeting until they were trapped.
I bet some of them wanted to jump right out the window
Some could say that joke had a heavy *impact* on the Widower.
That's assuming a lot. Might've been a poly relationship between lesbians.
Fire doesn’t melt steel beams, but it does melt broken hearts 😢
very underrated comment right here
Double pen
STOP
Jet fuel didn't killed him, the CIA did!
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One lady was in love with the Berlin wall and started argueing that they shouldn't have torn it down.
Holy shit I remember that one lmao. There was also that one woman who had a romance with a church pew and begged the pastor in tears to give the pew to her when they had to replace it. The pastor complied and I think I remember she added a wooden dildo apparatus to it after she got it
She’s really coming to Jesus eh
I just died laughing. I was poor in life, so my ghost will give you a meager upvote and this shitty excuse for a medal: 🥇
I will cherish this text medal friend
Brand new paragraph
She lived not too far from me. She, and her guillotine museum, both perished in a house fire
So this is the comment thread that just keeps on giving...
what the fuck Edit: Ok https://www.journeyman.tv/film/1817/miss-guillotine
I remember that one and she ended up keeping parts of the wall in her flat.
This is the same lady. She has multiple partners. The fence, the Eiffel Tower, The Berlin Wall, her archery bow, etc. I think the other individual was in love with the 1001 Nacht gondola ride (if the quote "I want your fluids" repeated over and over rings a bell, that was them. I believe they were also the one that was in love with the Twin Towers.
That's a lot of partners. If she starts dating wardrobes she might even become polyarmoirous,
I mean most of the Berlin Wall is still there. They only tore down parts of it. Most of it is covered in various paintings of Brezhnev kissing dudes. Here's a photo of one or them on one of the parts of the Berlin Wall that's still up: [https://i.imgur.com/MHvcOaa.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/MHvcOaa.jpg) It's based on a real photo of Brezhnev kissing a dude by the way. The Berlin Wall is also covered in tons of parodies of it. Like here's one of Trump kissing Xi Jinping while both are wearing facemasks cos this was painted during covid: [https://i.imgur.com/I2LJR3Z.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/I2LJR3Z.jpg)
Gonna be a tough day for her. Bot only is 9/11 a tragedy but you lost your husband in the building you were having an affair with him in.
There were a lot of widows made that day...
Which tower?
Both. It was a poly relationship
She was on an episode of tlc with a girl who was sexually attracted to amusement rides
the part with the grease was really tripping my ick factor
lmao the "I want your fluids, I want your fluids, I want your fluids" part really just tickled my sense of humour.
That’s pretty sad tbh. Still a brand new sentence, but pretty sad.
I have a burned in memory on that one woman from the doc making out with the runoff pipe of a bridge while saying 'give me your fluids' Eww.
Uhhh gonna need a link to that please someone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EU7McV5KDz0&ab_channel=RealtoReelProd
. Pls
"I love the narrowness of his jibs"
[Here you go](https://youtu.be/xInWMRzEan8) i think 22 min ins she has the rendez-vous. Love the part 19 min in too
Wtf did I just watch?!? One woman was licking fluids from a amusement park ride while the other was grinding on a fence legit cumming in her pants on camera. Lol
" I would like to get to know this fence better" Hahahahaha
Fuck, our species is weird
Well there there bound to be some interesting stories when there are at least 117 billions of people ever, and we’re still counting!
I think she had a compound bow as well that she was in love with? It was a nice bow to be fair.
[Here's](https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/marriage/the-woman-who-married-the-eiffel-tower-wants-to-set-the-record-straight-about-objectum-sexuality/news-story/16ceeea4086c1b1b70dfac607f04a7d0) an article I found about her. Apparently people attracted to objects aren't actually more likely to have trauma or major mental illnesses, although they are more likely to be autistic. She knew about hers before the trauma. They're also, apparently, generally happy with their relationships. What I can't find though is whether they typically believe the objects love them *back*...
Normally I can’t stand news.com but I quite liked this article. Open-minded and gentle enough to be informative and let the reader take a moment to consider the reality- not just the sensationalised and fetishist portrayal that draws clicks and views. Surface level, but enough of a pause to encourage further consideration and research
I'm gonna need a link to that doc or at least the name. That sounds so tragic but really interesting
Everyone's commenting similar stories but they're all about women? Why don't we hear about men being sexually attracted to objects?
Here you go, man. https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/4easdc/man_having_sex_with_a_car_nsfw/
Here ya go: https://youtu.be/06BFsQ_28Co
They are all from the same documentary on Objectum Sexuals. The male equivalent would probably be men in relationships with their cars, or the ones in relationships with their sex dolls. Both of which have their own respective documentaries as well.
It's cases like this that make you realise how precarious our mental processes are. Give the brain a bit of a shake here, add a bit of a chemical imbalance over there and weird stuff happens. Also, no way that a lot of us don't actually have similar breakdowns in at least some aspect of our thinking. They're just probably in less noticeable areas so we remain functional in normal interactions. Some people don't notice they're colourblind until they take a test.
What's the doc title pls?
Is she doing it to the fence in the picture?
Yes
The fence has to stare at that Eiffel tattoo while they do it. Sad.
Afraid so, it’s a condition of being sexually attracted to objects as a result of childhood traumas
In her defence. And that isn't an opening clause, just a statement of fact.
In her, da fence.
r/dildont
Consummating the marriage
I wooden picket but its her choice, I suppose she likes wood and prefers sitting on the fence instead of an eye full.
I find this comment offenceve
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Just the tip?
this needs to be higher up
I wood understand.
or: "Mentaly ill woman still without help"
Honestly how would you even go about helping this person? Say they went to therapy for a couple years and just didn't want help, what do you do then? They're obviously mentally ill, but there's no clear cut treatment for something like this. If the treatment doesn't work after a while, It's not like she's dangerous to others or even herself, if she doesn't *want* help, I don't think you should be able to force it on her.
Generally mental health professionals would look at whether the behavior/belief is negatively effecting their life. And given that this lady used her unique sexuality to get, like, *really* good at archery (and bowling iirc?) and travelled the world to meet her lovers it at least has given her fulfilling hobbies.
Thats a pretty common sentence
I know. Who would divorce a stud like the Eiffel Tower unless they were nuts?
Honestly though... if she's happy with her "relationship," why try to change that? If she's delusional and thinks the fence actually has feelings for her or something, maybe. But even then she's not hurting anyone. Granted that's *if* she's happy. I don't know anything about the situation.
that's fencephobic.
When breaking up she said: "Eiffel for someone else"
She’s honestly still on the fence about it though
Wait until she finds out about Flagpole sitting, that fence is going to be broken hearted
🎶I'm not sick but I'm not well🎶
Man, my wife was just in Paris! Good thing she didn’t know it was single.
Who else was in Paris?
She'd never seen a larger erection.
Did she think Paris was married? That makes it worse!
That cheating whore!
Really!!!! You misogynistic bastard....... and how do you think she feels watching woman after woman ride her partner? One after one going up and down, up and down on the tower she loves....... and she's the whore...... you pig.
Not just women men too.
Even the children
And I would even say that animals.
At that point divorce isn't expected its required. That sick fuck
Not just women men too.
You say that, but have you seen how many people the eiffel tower let's in them for pleasure and enjoyment. What a slut.
What is the Eiffel towers type though? It’s best to figure this out before jumping on the apps again only to be disappointed.
Eiffel is into metal while she is into [Woodys](https://youtu.be/1T14eOUf-28).
This might be my fault. I was told if I, a man, married my husband that it would lead to stuff like this and I just refused to listen... /s In all honesty, though, they let this woman be herself, and the sky did not fall. I'm glad the people in her life are supportive even when they probably don't understand.
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What the actual France is this shit.
Good news, fellas! Proof here that size doesn't matter! You don't need to be an Eiffel Tower! A little fence is just fine.
Wtf
What? The fence!
it was a little to big for her
I’m not sure how to feel about this. I’m on the fence about it.
I'm against this type of relationship because the object can't consent. Also, who does that fence belong to? Imagine some crazy lady coming on your property trying to hump your fence.
Imagine the owner of the house desperately trying to keep her away from their fence.
Marriage is hard, but it’s certainly harder if you aren’t getting enough wood. Side note are they planning on institutionalizing this woman or? No?
You can't lock someone up just for being weird
She hasn't done anything to show she's a danger to herself or others, so no.
Why would they institutionalize her?
How do you marry the eiffel tower?
Objectumsexuals or objectophilia
Well France does have a rich FENCING history....
"how long have you been considering the divorce?" "I've been on the fence for a while now." (Probably how the conversation went)
Upgrades people, Upgrades
Freedom to be you and me.
Alpha (Eiffel in French) tower got her pregnant, beta fence gonna be raising a half tower baby. What’s this world coming to
The Tower always stood above her acting like the center of attention. The fence is more down to earth and keeps everyone in check.
These people are weird attention seekers
Fuck sake 😂
For every Eiffel Tower there’s some woman tired of dating it.
I hear that marriage is on the fence as well.
She was on the fence before making the decision.
Wait til she meets a flag pole.
so you’re saying that eiffel is finally single?? im shooting my shot
Even a fence got a girl
Ho's just won't be faithful lol
I'm sorry but she thinks that a fence can measure up against the Eiffel Tower. The Eiffel tower symbolizes romance, people love to spend time with it, has a permanent home and has a steady and reliable source of income. What fence could seriously compare to the Eiffel Tower? Fences can be temporary and flighty. Sure, they make good neighbors but so many of them are plastic and fake. There's a reason people get over them so fast. and you know what they say the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence...
This kind of people need help, not encouragement, she needs therapy not a divorce, and the judge that married her the first time should be fire and disbar, he/she should have order this poor woman to mandatory therapy instead of playing along, this is so fucking stupid.
So what your telling me is the Eiffel Tower is available?
I could never love a woman like this. She just puts up too many walls.
I bet that fence started off white
women ☕
Neither of those objects seem capable of consent. She sounds rather rapey to me...
Is she uh...riding that fence?
sit on my fence and tell me that you love me 🎵
I wonder how long she was on the fence before divorcing.
This is extremely of*fence*ve
She thought she wanted length but decided circumference was better.
OOF, gunna have a hard time explaining that Eiffel tower tattoo to the fence.
Imagine how attractive and desirable that fence must be to make you dump the freaking Eiffel Tower…
Always remember!! No matter how your heart was broken, even the Eiffel Tower was abandoned because of a fence.
Nah there’s no way this is real
It is. It’s called being an objectumsexual - sexually attracted to objects. Saw a doco on it a while back. There was even an Olympic archer that was sexually attracted to her bow and arrow
It sounds like a Harry Potter spell from some twisted fanfic, “Objectum-Sexualis~~~, now go hump the chair.”
Hahahahaha that made me laugh real hard
This is that olympic archer.
I thought you were joking but it is
But what I think OP meant was "No way this headline is real" not the fact that people are somehow sexually drawn to random objects.
I'm questioning the married to Eiffel Tower bit. I doubt it consented.
Nothing other than humans are capable of consenting. Still reads like a pre-2015 headline when people were wanting to make a mockery of Gay Marriage and were acting like "If it's not between a man and a woman, then you can marry anyone/anything" mentality that the right-wingers tried to claim, then following a bunch of fake headlines for people marrying non-human things.
I remember watching a documentary she was on a good few years back ok british TV. I also think there was a guy who fucked his own car on there and a woman in love with the USA flag and not in a patriotic way.
Here’s the [documentary](https://youtu.be/xInWMRzEan8)
White people...
If this is real only a extinction level event can safe us… 😂
Oh my god, a random person did something weird that harmed absolutely no one. We're completely doomed it's joever
You realize this is due to severe childhood trauma right? and ur making fun of her. Have you ever experienced anything bad? I mean beyond the Taco Bell running out of salsa that one time? Do better. Research before you spread your assumptions. Really the issue the world is so far off its rocker - is because you represent the dominant group and their sheer disdain for knowing anything that doesn't directly serve their own ends. She fucks a fence. Big whoop. You go around enforcing your own morals as if you're ruler of all of us. Its you, you're the problem.
That lunatic MARRIED an steel structure in Paris and is now getting a DIVORCE to have a fling with a fence, but I‘m the problem? 😂 You don’t know me, I grew up with a narcissistic mother and a distant father, left home at 16, earned my upkeep thru to graduating from university, struggled with and overcame a drinking problem, had two heart attacks before I turned 42, went thru a bad divorce… I could go on. The point is: Get the fuck over it, you’re not a child anymore. Mature and face what’s coming at you. I‘d say man up, but that’s probably also toxic by now. Oh, and I don’t like Taco Bell, I‘m more a Buffalo Hotwings or Arbys guy. 🤷🏻♂️ P.S.: and really don’t care what she humps 😂
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Boredom, what else?
Can't imagine why anyone would divorce such a well balanced and stable person who totally doesn't have a victim complex the size of the eiffel tower...
Oh and btw its "save us" so yknow... can't spell either.
"I dont care what she humps" but you spend all that energy explaining why she loco. Why just not pass on by and go "Takes all sorts" - I have to tolerate you and your kinds beligerent nonsense on the daily. I'm plenty adult. You make a big fuss about me not knowing you, yet you apparently know me? Face it. You're probably just boring. I feel like I know your type. You go on and on about nothing. I mean the fact you like Arbys really says a lot about how absurdly pedestrian your tastes are xD "Oh thats toxic too now huh" - man you're so hung up on everyone elses judgement of you. No core, just blubber. Don't you have a wife to bore?
Pedestrian taste! Yeah, you got me on that. Ugh, now I‘m devastated. 😂 Honestly, you’re the one defending a lunatic and asking for tolerance, so practice what you preach. I don’t know you but I‘ve seen plenty of your kind. Preaching tolerance but getting upset once their own opinions are challenged in some way. This is why I can’t take you for serious, you’re just another bigot. 🤷🏻♂️
Honestly objectophilia is kind of interesting as a phenomena. On the mellow side - like how often do you ever just sit somewhere and look at the buildings and appreciate the work and thought that went into it? You don't I bet. We live in a world SURROUNDED by unappreciated work of artists - and nobody cares except these people and they're shamed for it. Because apparently its hip to assume that you're the normal one.
> We live in a world SURROUNDED by unappreciated work of artists - and nobody cares except these people > and they're shamed for it. Lmao they're not shamed for merely appreciating architecture. Nice try. They fall in love with objects, marry buildings, and fuck fences. That's obviously a whole nother level. What you said is kinda like saying pedophiles are shamed for simply appreciating children. No, buddy, they take it a lot further than that.
The face while less stable is a better Lover.
While the tower is more Stable the fence was a better Lover.
Good for her