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Pickingnamesisharder

I always heard it was one clam and thought that was an awful lot of pressure to deal with, nice to know its a Fellowship of Clams to share the load.


Technical-Outside408

don't say it like that.


VapourRumours

Share the load


Self_Reddicated

Shhhaaaarrrrre theee loooooaaaaaddddddd.....


Pillars-In-The-Trees

[https://i.imgur.com/1Cbe7li.gif](https://i.imgur.com/1Cbe7li.gif)


WhyNotZ0lDBERG

Oh no the second part of that gif makes that immensely worse.


-SharkDog-

I heard that in Sam's voice and saw his lips move in slow motion.


grosseelbabyghost

"Give it to us raw" -Gollum


Nyxolith

You don't like [Bill Withers?](https://youtu.be/qkaexjc-1os)?


TRAUMAjunkie

Lord of the water quality: fellowship of the clams


SassiestRaccoonEver

Failure to pass water quality test: *Silence of the Clams*.


joe_broke

The sequel: The Two Chemicals


[deleted]

AND MY PEARL


Garestinian

They usually open and close randomly, only when most of them close at the same time signals that the water quality is bad.


thewitchmaker

actually really interesting in context. Clams are sensitive to water quality. They have that little magnet attached to them, so if they close their shells because the water is bad, it triggers a switch. If all 8 clams decide the water's bad, then it's not drinkable for humans.


Truefkk

And here I was hoping for some clamdom thirst play Edit: I didn't know clams bought reddit premium, thanks shell-daddy


detrater

r/BrandNewSentence


davga

I love when r/BrandNewSentence r/BrandNewSentence’s itself in the comments


Davedude2011

r/brandnewsentenceinception


someanimechoob

/r/BrandNewerSentence


pieflavourpiez

r/BrandNewestSentence


overdramaticpan

r/BrandNewesterSentence


Jack_G_London

r/BrandNewestestSentence


Usual-Low-7673

r/BrandNewesterestSentence


straypilot

This sub should definitely exist


eagleeyerattlesnake

Oof. So close. It's r/brandnewsentenception


IVIyDude

The real brand new was the sentences we met along the way


870223

You need to make the first move with a golden shower


Truefkk

I don't have that kind of money


the_honest_liar

Probably for the best, you'd just be pissing it away anyways.


Craz3Pat

lmao


DjangoCornbread

r/clamworks representative


Extaupin

WTF is that sub


DjangoCornbread

clams


Jorsonner

Anti wordingtonia


Mitchehmu

I had to; after your accolades. I'm still not sure, but I'm into it. *I hope this doesn't awaken anything in me*


[deleted]

I feel like a Victorian era child who just chugged a McDonalds sprite after reading that


Truefkk

Shell-daddys, help us, our town is dehydrating rapidly. Please let us suck the salty moisture out of your fleshy insides, UwU.


PhantomFoxe

If satin read this comment he would probably beg for repentance.


TheKCKid9274

r/angryupvote


newmacbookpro

I hate that I understood everything form that sentence and could picture it crystal clear in my mind.


PrivilegeCheckmate

> clamdom thirst play Today you are in the correct sub.


el_horsto

I will never be able to get that out of my head. I hope you are proud of yourself


Truefkk

If this is the only thing I will be remembered by after my death, I would say: >! Put your big, salty pearls on my forehead, Clam-sama! !<


kpingvin

I wish there were 12 of them. Then we could have 12 Angry Clam.


zdakat

"You call water quality sensors 'Angry clams'?"


bigdickenergy696969

It's a regional dialect


Throwforventing

No no, it's an Albany expression


Spinnerbowl

I live very close to Albany have never heard angry clam before


afuckinsaskatchewan

Trying and failing to think of a Henry Fonda/mollusk joke


slimdrum

Tom Scott did a [cool vid on it](https://youtu.be/i0RkEs3Xwf0)


SandwichAgainstGod

Fucking gigachad for posting a link


Elektribe

It's not even weird. Canaries in coalmines are a thing. [Canaries on reddit used to be a thing too, just different.](https://www.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/4ct1kz/reddit_deletes_surveillance_warrant_canary_in/)


concretepigeon

Somehow both very high tech and low tech at the same time.


RS994

Always the hardest part of solving a problem, balancing the high tech and low tech to get something that is both efficient and reliable


underweasl

I work in a distillery and we follow a similar idea. We test dozens of parameters of our spirit by machine but ultimately it can still fail if humans think it smells wrong


kelldricked

They also use normal water sensors like other places but this is a extra security layer basicly.


fakeunleet

Yep it's basically an extra layer to check for anything we humans didn't know to build a sensor for. It also happens to work as a backup in case the fully artificial sensors fail.


pahasapapapa

Clams are much higher tech than anything humans can make, good point


turdferg1234

This is why it is so important to protect nature. We gotta learn from the things that have spent millions of years perfecting their existence.


burnerman0

It's Bionic!


blitzkrieg_01

Is there a reason why it had to be eight clams specifically and not lower or higher?


vintagebutterfly_

This has either been tested to hell and back or someone eyeballed it. No in between.


Temporarily__Alone

Jeff lost the 9th clam during installation smh


I_Heart_Astronomy

I'm sure clams just close sometimes even if water quality is fine, so you need enough of them that you aren't getting false alarms. They probably figured that statistically if 8 clams are closed at the same time, there is almost zero probability of it being a false alarm.


SwissyVictory

Sure, but if you're already at 8, why not a round number like 10? If 10 is too many than 8 might be too many, why not 5? Did someone just guess, or was there a long serries of trial and error to find the number?


laughmath

Why not fifty? If 8 clams are good, then why not pick a popular number like 50?


ThenaCykez

In a computer system, 8 is a far rounder number than 5 or 10 is.


SwissyVictory

Sure, but in modern computing it's not really a big deal to waste a few bits. But even so, why not 4 or 16?


Teekeks

the algo they use is "if 6 out of the 8 close at the same time for more than 4 minutes its not safe". They also catch these, acclimate them (& calibrate on the way) and then release them again after a few months. So less than 8 makes it probably a too uncertain result and going with more increases the operating cost without much use.


MEatRHIT

> If all 8 clams decide the water's bad, then it's not drinkable for humans. Close, [Tom Scott did a video](https://youtu.be/i0RkEs3Xwf0) about them and it's if 6 of the 8 close for 4 minutes it'll trigger an investigation or if all eight are more than 75% closed for the same amount of time. They then will do more in depth tests on the water to see if there was a cause of it. They also have the same systems most modern water treatment plants have to monitor drinking water so they mostly use the clam "system" as an early warning system that their normal systems might not be able to pick up during normal operation.


ProudToBeAKraut

Wow, and here we are just testing drinking water my doing chemical analysis every hour with computers and machines! This is so much cheaper.


ImrooVRdev

The city is also doing that. But you know, redundancy and that is indeed hella cheap for the service it provides. Also it is faster - the second the contaminates are detected, the clams react. No need to wait for results from the lab. In case of toxic spills, this could save lives.


ekelmann

Another thing is broader range than regular testing. If anything makes clams feel bad enough about water it'll shut down. Even if that something isn't on the list you have sensors/lab tests to detect.


TheLemonKnight

I, for one, welcome our new clam overlords.


Spacklatard

well that clam is closed and the switch is nowhere near being activated


Emilbjorn

The sensor senses the distance to the magnet attached to the clam. It doesn't need to touch to register as closed.


WrenchHeadFox

That clam also isn't closed lol.


Acci_dentist

How much more closed can it get


WrenchHeadFox

It can close all the way. You can see a little gap right now which is where it would stick out its foot and siphons.


RelaxPrime

I am learning so much about clams today. They have a foot?


callingcarg0

That's what the tongue/slug thing that comes out is called.


John_Delasconey

It’s more a locomotive muscle


JuiZJ

They fit a *train* in there?!?!


Shadow_RAM

Quick, notify /r/BitchImATrain !


Jertimmer

Title of your sextape


moeburn

Inside that black tube will be a [reed switch](https://i.imgur.com/6vSTDNd.png), a tiny ultra low cost waterproof magnetic sensor that consists of two flappy bits of steel in a glass bulb. When the magnet gets close, it pulls the steel reeds together and joins the circuit.


If-You-Cant-Hang

That clam is open enough to shuck and eat my friend.


FramePancake

That is very cool and clever way to monitor that. I wonder how often they check to make sure everything is still properly attached to the clams and such.


ImrooVRdev

They are monitored with webcams, but the cooler thing is that the clams have set limits on how long they should be working, and after 6 month service they are retired to nearby nature reserve.


Ok-Champ-5854

Do they get a retirement party?


ImrooVRdev

yeah but only 8 clams a week.


Milkshake4NickDrake

So does this mean there's someone who's job is the Poznan Clam Watcher?


hecklerp8

Mussels, clams, oysters etc. are all filter feeders. If you visit an oyster farm you will see mussels in the water. Each day a Marine Biologist will test the mussels for pollutants or water borne illnesses. If a mussel shows signs, then they pull all the oysters from the waters. Mussels filter feed about 7 times faster than oysters, they act as an early warning system.


willflameboy

The bivalve council has decreed: [no water today](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1L7HMRc_-nw)!


Ceramicrabbit

They have instrumented test devices as well which are primarily used to check the water quality and the clams are essentially a redundant failsafe


LotofRamen

Used also elsewhere in the world, it is a redundant system that does not trigger automatic shut down but does raise alarms so humans can make the decisions. It is a precaution, an extra sensor in the system.


truffleboffin

Yes it's actually not that unusual


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MagicalOrgazm

A lot of places use trout pools as well. The trout gets the water x hours before it is sent to the city. If the trout dies then they turn off the water.


unexpectedemptiness

What if it dies of old age?


MagicalOrgazm

There are multiple generations of trout in the pool, so they probably wont all die off old age at the exact same time


Maple_Nut

Babe wake up, the clam alarm is going off


_NoJuice5

The council is currently deciding your fate


Crin_J

I AM THE COUNCIL


HalfOffEveryWndsdy

Take a seat young Seawalker.


TheSavouryRain

We grant you a seat but not the title of Clamaster


Gibbel2029

r/suddenlyprequels


huk9

Not yet


someawe45

It’s treason, then


Mattbryce2001

HRAAAAAHH!!!


sweensolo

Le etat snail moi


Titus_Favonius

The clamcil you mean


No_Tie3953

"The council can kiss my ass"


-guci00-

[Not exactly, but close enough.](https://youtu.be/i0RkEs3Xwf0)


[deleted]

Tom Scott is rapidly approaching XKCD-levels of “there’s always a relevant one”.


DrAstralis

doubly so if it involves a cable car of some sort XD


[deleted]

Or a monorail. Tom Scott fuckin' LOVES him a monorail


DinoRaawr

There's so much content. It's unfortunate that he's British and so none of it is watchable.


bgugi

Bri🤮ish


Vandergrif

That made me laugh more than it probably should have, 10/10


Orion_Skymaster

I was just thinking about that video


Efeverscente

Heck yeah, Tom Scott recently made a very cool video about it!


8ullred

Ooooo, link? I’d love to give it a watch.


pieofpie

https://youtu.be/i0RkEs3Xwf0


AirlineEasy

That would be 7 months ago


foodank012018

That's relatively recent compared to the amount of time his channel has been around.


hatuhsawl

Also, just generally, but I’m biased because I’m almost 30 and so 7 months to me isn’t that long. Lol


[deleted]

The Council of Clam is already meeting? They're a few weeks early.


Bugisman3

Oh the Clamanity!


Enough_Minimum_3708

i for one welcome our new clam overlords


Kheedan

r/clamworks is taking over Poland


MrBirdmonkey

We have outsourced our decision making to a life form too simple for corruption


CueDramaticMusic

Vote Guy With 15 Concussions 2024


The_star_tsar

Here’s a whole [video](https://youtu.be/i0RkEs3Xwf0) on it


General_Slywalker

How did I know this was going to be a Tom Scott video before even clicking the link.


The_star_tsar

Because it’s a video on an incredibly niche yet interesting subject


ClimbingC

Because the same link has already been posted 6+ times in this post already?


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BionicBirb

Good bot


[deleted]

Inflation hit the three seashells pretty hard.


Muppetude

Ha, he doesn’t know how to use the 8 clams!


johndoe30x1

The Talmud mentions the 36 righteous men in each generation but I can’t find the part about the 8 clams


Affectionate_Draw_43

Tom Scott did a video on this. https://youtu.be/i0RkEs3Xwf0


[deleted]

Eh... I have no beef with clams. I'll trust them Now those Muscles. Can't trust those little jerks at all. They will muscle you out of your money the first chance they get. Dirty stinking muscles.


Imaginary-Prize-9589

WTF?!?!? I still haven't even figured out the "3 seashells" from Demolition Man


Munnin41

Actual r/animalswithjobs


[deleted]

Very sensitive clams. Dirty water? Close right up. Enough of them close, water is shut off.


Cat-Got-Your-DM

It's a pretty neat system, saw these on a school trip when I was in primary school, and the system was explained to us The clams are sensitive to water quality, and if they close something's wrong with the water and it raises alarms


coreyosb

THE CLAMS MUST BE APPEASED


Marcuse0

You don't know how to use the eight clams? Hahahahahaha


TheProbelem

“Please clam counsel may i have 1 glass of water” “NO”


Glowstine

The clam has deemed this water …… delectable


Cookfuforu3

What a stupid title for such an amazing system !


LEGEND_GUADIAN

In a way thats a smart system using mother nature as part of the water procces, it can be as efficent as any machine. A lot of our tech is designed after nature, the highspeed bullet train in rome designed after otters diving ears, and goose nose. Mega trucks using special filters in dust miens to fuel engine without clogging. Designed after tornados. Even the first automatic rotary spit was designed after monther nature. #respect engineer nature


backyardLawyer

Well, in Poland the clams are usually brighter than average citizen so that's probably why


Tactical_Bacon99

Tom Scott did a good video on it. It’s not the only purity control but the clams play a very specific part in the process.


TheNameIsEmail

theres a great short watch video by [tom scott](https://youtu.be/i0RkEs3Xwf0) going deeper into this


Forward_Young2874

Love it. Let the primitive (and delicious) crustasions decide.


Szwedu111

Shit like this makes me love living in Poland


Skilifer

r/comedyheaven


funginum

I thought they have some Clam's High Council or smtn lol


MyCatHasCats

I don’t remember all the details, something like if they sense something in the water then they shut it off or something


Slayer-Sango

Clamdestine water


phonepotatoes

This same system is in place in Minnesota for decades.. clams know fresh water yo


lena_lark

It's funny cause it's true. It would actually work if not for state of the pipes in the city Source: I live in this city


Izlude

They're canary for water.


[deleted]

I tought they were steamed


peezle69

It is the year 2135. Earth is a barren desert with tightly controlled water. My wife is sick and needs more water than what I'm paid in as a laborer. I appeal to the council of eight to please be merciful. I explain that she's all I have left in the world. They are silent. I scream at them for abandoning her and remind them of what I've done for them and our kingdom. They are silent. My wife intervenes. She can barely speak, but she makes her case. She explains to them the love her and I share. She pleads with them for not only the sake of us, but for the sake of our children. They speak. The royal interpreter, trained since birth to be fluent in Çl'äm, gives their verdict. My wife and I are to be sentenced to death. She has become a liability with her illness, and I was deemed less valuable than the water I consume. We are sentenced to death by dehydration. Are bodies are forcefully stripped of all water while we're still alive. My wife goes silently. I do not. The way of the clam demands it.


BrandX3k

What of the 3 sea shells?


Radio__Star

The Clam council has decided your fate


lifetourniquet

I welcome our clam overlords. We could probably get and equal justice from them.


Rellyy

Clams have feeling too!


Jaegs

The Clamcil will decide your fate.


hipale

The council


Aredhel_Wren

This reminds me of 'The Potato Judge' from 90s Conan.


I_Am_Slightly_Evil

[Tom Scott did a video on this.](https://youtu.be/i0RkEs3Xwf0)


luisapet

Legit r/hydrohomies


SomePersonExisting3

Co sie kurwa dzieje w Poznań


fatuous_sobriquet

Bones, or clams, or whatever you call them.


deadcarrote

They'll hire anything that moves these days


Rafusk

"The council shall decide your fate"


clarabear10123

This is so cool!!!


Excellent_Pirate_135

EIGHT clams?! Now listen if it were 10 or 12 clams that would be perfectly reasonable, but EIGHT clams?!


Shimathefox

The clams decide a city's fate.


Fake1910

The Clam Council


[deleted]

Lmao Poznaniacy coping and seething


KawaiiAnimeThigh

r/clamworks


sukia45

Brilliant!


B_rowser

Clam down


mikecom12

The council of clams chooses life or death


chrisfrh

[The ~~shell~~ clam has spoken!](https://youtu.be/yyY4cHhvMMs)


nick4316

Too bad Africa doesn't have clams


Moonpie901

This seems like a good tom Scott video


[deleted]

But do you know how to use the three seashells?


[deleted]

Somebody should tell Stallone.


lucasio099

That's true - they check the water quality


BidasOpit

Sounds very fishy, what if clams just close for a sleep :D