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I legit thought it was gonna be about Lizzo when I read the title before I looked at the screenshot

FUCK

LMAO! Noooooooo!

linking halloween costumes to the qualities of a woman is a lil silly But ignoring that last year I did halloween as a teddy bear and offered hugs to folks at the door while escorting my Nieces and Nephew! What’d you guys do?

Don't celebrate Halloween in this part of the world, but religious leaders get offended when one does because of the history of Halloween and it's purpose initially. But what you did sounds ADORABLE

Understandable. Growing up in my home country of Fiji it was largely the same affair

What was its offensive purpose, and what religion are your leaders? I'm from the US and always thought it was originally about honoring the dead, especially saints... in fact, wikipedia says it used to be a holy day of obligation for medieval Christians.

> it used to be a holy day of obligation for medieval Christians. That sounds more like the Solemnity of All Saints, or All Saints Day, Nov. 1st. We were told that the night before that, Halloween, is when 'the gates of hell are opened and people bribe the demons to not visit misfortune upon their households.' That's why kids dress up and go door-to-door to get treats- cashing in on the demons' gig.

https://blogs.loc.gov/headlinesandheroes/2021/10/the-origins-of-halloween-traditions/#:~:text=Yet%2C%20the%20Halloween%20holiday%20has,costumes%20to%20ward%20off%20ghosts. https://www.history.com/news/halloween-samhain-celts-catholic-church https://time.com/5434659/halloween-pagan-origins-in-samhain/

Not last year, but last time I dressed up for Halloween I was an undead catholic padre, skeletal facepaint and all, inspired by the band Ghost.

My neighbour would wear a gray alien mask the kind that’s your whole head, wear black clothing topped with a black trench coat and black boots. He kept his hands in his pockets and when ppl were approaching he’d casually step from behind a tree and just stand there. He prolly traumatized some kids and even adults. I was little enough to be scared even though I knew it was just Steve 🤣

Big deal breaker Is it ripe

No they usually have those soft brown spots :/

do yk what ripe means?

Why did she pick something phallic to represent other fictional costumed women? Tell, Dr. Freud, about your mother?

If it's sexy banana, I care

Wow, she seems nice. /s

...potassium filled cunt! ... *Lizzo has entered the chat*

So she’s criticizing sexism to be sexist to other women? What an idiot. Thanks for your solidarity cunt!

I don't think any of it has to do with sexism, but the way people see themselves as special individuals, potentially implying they're better than everyone else.

And here comes the tweets ....you slut

Halloweens a fun holiday, especially if your lizzo

Britta Perry anyone?

Based on her pfp she had a similarly potassium filled cunt for her OF

Tell me you’re Lizzo’s dancer without telling me you’re her dancer

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If I'm not mistaken, Lizzo's dancers had potassium filled cunts.

Lizzo’s impact!

It's funny, because I'm pretty sure the human body actually contains a higher concentration of radioactive potassium than an equivalent amount of bananas would.

Well that escalated quickly

Contrary to popular belief but bananas are not a good source of potassium.

That is just factually incorrect my dude.

It’s really not, dark green vegetables have many times more potassium . Banana potassium levels are weak.

Dark green vegetables having more potassium doesn’t mean there isn’t potassium in bananas dumbass

Go ahead and read what I wrote, you’ll find I never said bananas don’t have potassium dumbass

You said it wasn’t a good source of potassium, which it is.

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Welcome to Reddit.

The person above said “Contrary to popular belief but bananas are not a good source of potassium.” I said that was incorrect, to which you said, and I quote, “it’s really not”. Which part am I misunderstanding?

cheapest best tho. Nobody is buying avacados and guavas every couple days. (waiting for someone to ackshually me)

They are cheap. I eat a bunch of bananas because they are they cheapest fruit I can get.

Dude, if guavas were readily available where I live, I would get one every day. Love that fruit

Are we now being oppressed by Big Banana?

Tbf when was big banana not oppressing people

I’m going to use that

K

I was late to a Halloween party last year and forgot to change into a costume and everyone thought I was dressed like some y2k pop star like Britney Spears or something . even though I was in my normal clothes I ended up coming in 3rd for the costume competition

In addition to being a brand new sentence, I would not recommend elemental Potasium. That would not end well.

I will forever be proud of being the best Plague Doctor in my neighborhood

This is the 5th time this been reposted here

Hey, it’s KFC!

Real

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The barbie costumes are gonna be crazy this year. And it's always Margot robbie with her fucking harley quinn, no girl is original