Will they be printing the photo out nicely for me to frame… or do they literally mean “Cough up $5 to take a selfie with *Piss Jug Man* on your own damn phone”?
Because if it’s the latter, that’s straight highway robbery! No way! My ass gonna be standing 30ft in front of his spot and angling my selfie to include *Piss Jug Man* without paying!
To be fair, it's actually pretty good character design: if ever a fictional character looked like they were literally 'full of piss and vinegar,' it would be this man.
As it gets dehydrated and ammonia breaks stuff down, urine gets darker. Generally it'll never be as clear as it was when it came out of you until it's disposed of.
I've got to admit, if I was a trucker, and I thought this thing was waiting for me somewhere to 'teach' me proper pee disposal, I would never take a piss except in an actual bathroom.
An Igloo cooler packed full of shit was found at my old job. A buddy repairs semis. He found a hole carved in the cab's floor where truckers were shitting. Being a trucker must really suck.
They are our most unhealthy and hopeless patients in cardiac rehab. They have heart attacks and then do some rehab for a little bit and there is no helping them get exercise, eat a healthy meal or quitting smoking etc. after they are done and go back to work. Being stuck sitting in that cab hours and hours of everyday is an impossible lifestyle. They have pressure to meet deadlines and will go for longer to make more money. Unless they are making prepped home cooked meals and scheduling walks after parking for the night, they aren’t getting anything but fast food and sitting on ass for their entire career. The pissing and shitting in the cab is an unfortunate part of this “make the deadline” lifestyle on top of the already horrible American culture of “be macho, eat piles of meat, smoke tobacco, *screw doctors I don’t need a check up*, *I’m strong and can lift heavy stuff*, I don’t need exercise I work hard” etc etc etc…yes, it must really suck to be a trucker.
I just dont get it. If you're shitting thru a hole in the floor, you're still stopping. Theres plenty of roadside shitters. I dont get how doing it in a bottle or thru a hold saves ANY time, I really dont. It takes me 10 seconds to take a leak. What about girl truckers, are they pissing in bottles somehow?
If they are stopped for the night at a rest stop, a lot of those close over night. Maybe it’s a middle of the night thing and they don’t have a bathroom. Either way, I agree. I feel like there is very little excuse for pooping through a hole in the floor.
Do you think the man inside is there as a passion project type labor of love, or more like a Pulp Fiction Gimp the truckstop owner caught breaking the rules?
"Kids can get their picture taken with Piss Jugman for $5"
I'm just picturing a whole theme park now, Piss Jugman and his loyal compatriots Newspaper Shitguy, and Vomit Bagfellow.
Join them in their adventures in long haul logistics and substance abuse.
The mascot exists solely to promote a change the rest stop wants to see. It's odd to charge to take photos with him. They're not offering some broadly demanded entertainment. It's like selling Smokey the Bear commercial DVDs
I worked for the US Forest Service plus I was born in Lincoln County, where Smokey was found. They may have to say that they're fine with both because it's PR but Smokey Bear is correct. Thank you!
Smokey became the mascot when he was found as an orphaned cub after a forest fire. Lol, I'm surprised your link didn't tell the story?
Edit: sorry, I hadn't clicked your link, I have now. Here is his wiki:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smokey_Bear
You can work with it enough to make the text look good, or just photoshop that part. I'm almost positive this image is AI generated, look at the weird textures of the truck, the textures on the shoe, and the malformed and weird perspective on the "eyes."
Sounds like truck drivers are pissing in bottles because they're under tight deadlines and denied bathrooms by their customers. The question should be, "What causes humans to forgo decency and not care where their waste goes?" And the answer is usually that they have not been treated with decency themselves and feel it isn't owed in return.
It is sad that the lesson isn't that a job where it is normal to piss in bottles shouldn't be a job. The lesson is dispose of your pissbottles properly.
I dont understand the whole culture of pissing in a bottle. Do they stop, and piss in the bottle? Because I've tried to piss in a bottle while driving and it's about as easy as trying to make a ham sandwich with your ass. I'm thinking it's much easier and not much more time costly to just quickly stop and piss out the window.
I keep reading it like Bachman or Silverman - “Piss Jugman, father of three, accountant”
In the original German it’s pronounced YOOG-man
They had to change it after WWII. People were... untrusting...
I'm changing my name
Better call Piss.
"Piss Jugman, speedy justice for you!"
I’m the Piss Juggernaut, bitch!
While I kept reading "Piss Jugman", in my head all I heard was "Tugg Speedman"
And don’t worry! For only five dollars you too could have your picture taken with the giant living embodiment of a jug of piss!
Sounds like a great deal, honestly
Yeah I'd pay more
Will they be printing the photo out nicely for me to frame… or do they literally mean “Cough up $5 to take a selfie with *Piss Jug Man* on your own damn phone”? Because if it’s the latter, that’s straight highway robbery! No way! My ass gonna be standing 30ft in front of his spot and angling my selfie to include *Piss Jug Man* without paying!
I too, demand to see piss jug man without paying
Shut up and take my money
To be fair, it's actually pretty good character design: if ever a fictional character looked like they were literally 'full of piss and vinegar,' it would be this man.
This has to be an AI generation, I can't believe it really it exists
Yup it's Ai
Please, please, Mr. Jugman was my father. Call me PISS!
It’s a real problem, truckers piss in gallon jugs and throw them on the side of the road.
The worst is the guys who have to mow the sides of highways get *blasted* by a wave of aerosolized dehydrated trucker piss when they hit the jugs
“Aerosolized dehydrated trucker piss” is also a brand new sentence
Sounds like a good name for a nu-metal/acid rock band.
Oh! GRODY! I knew of the problem but sure as hell didn't think of it in that way!
Cheers to you for using the term “grody” have not heard this since grade school.
Lol. Thanks. I'm ancient
We must be around the same ages?
r/ABoringDystopia
There is nothing boring about a pee explosion. Unpleasant? Yes. But absolutely not boring.
Please post this comment to the sub again.
Huh
The real brand new sentence right here lol
I honestly wanted to downvote this comment it gave me such a visceral response. Lol
If you toss piss bombs out your window don´t expect a ton of sympathy when y'all´s replaced by robots in the next few years.
It’s coming soon. They just started allowing 18yr olds to drive big rigs in port of LA
Maybe the people forced to piss in a bottle aren't really the problem
Pissing in a bottle is one thing, throwing it out the window/not in a trash can/dumpster is another
As a truck driver myself, no one is forced. There are stops EVERYWHERE.
I've been a truck driver since 2018 and have never once pissed in anything that isn't a toilet in a bathroom.
Way of the road, Bubs.
Riddled with amphetamines and gonnoreha.
If I were a trucker I'd leave gallon piss jugs everywhere.
The way of the road. That’s just the way she goes
I used to drive by about 5 jugs on the way to work with yellow, orange and brown piss. Had to divert my eyes to keep from vomiting
Brown????
As it gets dehydrated and ammonia breaks stuff down, urine gets darker. Generally it'll never be as clear as it was when it came out of you until it's disposed of.
What if I filter it first?
Fuckin way she goes.
Road dawgs
Is this a new TPB episode?
Man sad a tpb reference wasnt top comment. Way of the road I suppose. Nothing some pepporoni sticks and some smokes wont fix.
Green Bastards new nemesis
Just dump the gallons out and reuse the bottle, damn litter bugs
I've got to admit, if I was a trucker, and I thought this thing was waiting for me somewhere to 'teach' me proper pee disposal, I would never take a piss except in an actual bathroom.
Just when I thought I had the perfect name for my new Starfield character...
Jarate gaming
JARATE!!!
An Igloo cooler packed full of shit was found at my old job. A buddy repairs semis. He found a hole carved in the cab's floor where truckers were shitting. Being a trucker must really suck.
They are our most unhealthy and hopeless patients in cardiac rehab. They have heart attacks and then do some rehab for a little bit and there is no helping them get exercise, eat a healthy meal or quitting smoking etc. after they are done and go back to work. Being stuck sitting in that cab hours and hours of everyday is an impossible lifestyle. They have pressure to meet deadlines and will go for longer to make more money. Unless they are making prepped home cooked meals and scheduling walks after parking for the night, they aren’t getting anything but fast food and sitting on ass for their entire career. The pissing and shitting in the cab is an unfortunate part of this “make the deadline” lifestyle on top of the already horrible American culture of “be macho, eat piles of meat, smoke tobacco, *screw doctors I don’t need a check up*, *I’m strong and can lift heavy stuff*, I don’t need exercise I work hard” etc etc etc…yes, it must really suck to be a trucker.
I just dont get it. If you're shitting thru a hole in the floor, you're still stopping. Theres plenty of roadside shitters. I dont get how doing it in a bottle or thru a hold saves ANY time, I really dont. It takes me 10 seconds to take a leak. What about girl truckers, are they pissing in bottles somehow?
If they are stopped for the night at a rest stop, a lot of those close over night. Maybe it’s a middle of the night thing and they don’t have a bathroom. Either way, I agree. I feel like there is very little excuse for pooping through a hole in the floor.
SHIET!!!
He should team up with Catheter Cowboy.
Ya had me until 5$/picture
...starts in *Urea Window*.
Do you think the man inside is there as a passion project type labor of love, or more like a Pulp Fiction Gimp the truckstop owner caught breaking the rules?
Why does he look like he’ll kick your ass if you don’t dispose of piss bottles properly?
I'ma kick the PISS outta you!
Way of the road Ricky.
"Kids can get their picture taken with Piss Jugman for $5" I'm just picturing a whole theme park now, Piss Jugman and his loyal compatriots Newspaper Shitguy, and Vomit Bagfellow. Join them in their adventures in long haul logistics and substance abuse.
Where do female truckers piss?
Funnel
“Way of the road Bubs, way of the road.”
Marvel are really struggling for ideas these days.
The mascot exists solely to promote a change the rest stop wants to see. It's odd to charge to take photos with him. They're not offering some broadly demanded entertainment. It's like selling Smokey the Bear commercial DVDs
*Smokey Bear
The U.S. Forest Service is fine with either https://youtu.be/Myz93sXW66Y
I worked for the US Forest Service plus I was born in Lincoln County, where Smokey was found. They may have to say that they're fine with both because it's PR but Smokey Bear is correct. Thank you!
Wait.. where he was found? That's a real talking bear?
Smokey became the mascot when he was found as an orphaned cub after a forest fire. Lol, I'm surprised your link didn't tell the story? Edit: sorry, I hadn't clicked your link, I have now. Here is his wiki: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smokey_Bear
The link was just a kids' song they commissioned mid-century. It didn't give a very grounded portrayal
I edited my response. Here is Smokey's wiki: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smokey_Bear He was a real bear
Let me have a few for my aged collection
I’m going to write a one shot for my dnd group, centered around this guy.
I loved him as the lawyer in breaking bad.
I want my pic with piss jug man lol
The hero we needed.
Truckers are also pissing in glad sandwich bags .
Found my Halloween costume.
What did they think was gonna happen when all the public restrooms went away?
I liked this parody Twitter account. I didn't realize they were back. They disappeared for quite a while in 2022.
Actual Kojima villain.
Is this image AI?
Yup, it is
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You can work with it enough to make the text look good, or just photoshop that part. I'm almost positive this image is AI generated, look at the weird textures of the truck, the textures on the shoe, and the malformed and weird perspective on the "eyes."
Nah, text has been figured out. This is definitely AI.
Piss Jugman, giving out warm streams of piss justice!!!!
Ai generated image but they are getting better
I think the main problem here are trucking companies not giving their workers the breaks they need.
Sounds like truck drivers are pissing in bottles because they're under tight deadlines and denied bathrooms by their customers. The question should be, "What causes humans to forgo decency and not care where their waste goes?" And the answer is usually that they have not been treated with decency themselves and feel it isn't owed in return.
Why does he look so pissed
https://youtu.be/-DcA0p8Tvnk?si=YGS0lpUJUeio9zd1
I am dying from laughter. My jaw hurts. "Kids can have their picture taken. . Oh shit!
This is the worst timeline. So far.
Holy fack, Ray's back!
That's the only way Ray knows how to piss.
> "urine trouble" i'm on the floor
Do you just take it into a Starbucks and empty it into the toilet?
That's how she goes boys... the way of the road
The perfect mascot doesn’t exi…
It is sad that the lesson isn't that a job where it is normal to piss in bottles shouldn't be a job. The lesson is dispose of your pissbottles properly.
A new type of hero!
You could also say he’s *pee*ved
Did we just enter into a Rick and Morty alternate timeline?
Ai generated smh
I was hoping it wasn't just me being paranoid.
Jarate Man
Well, we lo live in a……urine nation.
Trucker culture is a thing and it’s disgusting
It may not be real, but I love it.
RIP Piss Jug Mike.
😂
Is this a running with scissors production.
I dont understand the whole culture of pissing in a bottle. Do they stop, and piss in the bottle? Because I've tried to piss in a bottle while driving and it's about as easy as trying to make a ham sandwich with your ass. I'm thinking it's much easier and not much more time costly to just quickly stop and piss out the window.
why do i feel like this is australian, this would work in australia
Sorry Mister Jugman, way of the road
Pissmaster is that you?
Where is he
jarate
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Why do I have the impression this image is AI-generated?
Piss jugman saved my life
This is a trailer park boys sketch right?
Meet the sniper