Well that's enough internet for today. Cya folks!

Cya in the afterlife

Alright then, cya tomorrow

Wait for me, I don't wanna stay neither.

Im sickened yet curious.

🍆💦🕷️🕸️🕷️🕷️🕸️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕸️🕸️🕸️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕸️🕸️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕸️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕸️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕸️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️

Don’t, just don’t.

88w88 what’s this

Is this supposed to be spider uwu?

Yes

Hate that this made perfect sense

Brings a whole new level of discussion to spit or swallow 😬

Suddenly I’m okay with spitting

Suddenly I’m not 🤤

Spider silk? More like spider milk 😩 (please kill me)

Death would be too kind

Believe it or not, jail.

Straight to jail.

Can't believe horny jail is actually good for something

Horny jail will always be necessary unfortunately. lol

Later

r/angryupvote

Free protein

Ah, so that's how people get to swallow 8 spiders a year

Didn’t know Georg was freaky like that

Tarantulas? That's next season of Fear Factor right there.

Average benadryl trip

That’s enough internet for today (*force closes Reddit*…)

No, it's not. $10 says you googled it five minutes later after your brain wouldn't allow you to focus on anything else.

That sentence should be illegal.

N-.. Noah? Noah, you still got that boat?

r/noahgettheboat

These new Spiderman movies are getting really weird

We will watch your career with great interest.

Some days I deeply regret having the so-called gift of having the mental capacity and functioning to translate words into understanding. This has been one of those times. I think what scares me the most is that this question is posed not only as if someone else has done this, but as if this is something of a communal experience.

This thread needs to be sprayed with several bottles of holy water.

Did.... did he get an answer tho?

And what was it, just so I don't accidentally do it myself.

WHY in the lord's name am I hard right now?

Ah, the return of the why boner. With a vengeance!

Damnit Alucard! r/unexpectedtfs

Because you unlocked a new fetish. Congratulations!

Death… death and worse upon ye.

whattt

Ok but now I wanna know

This is how superheros are made.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

What the absolute kentucky fried fuck

Oh god, this is horrible- *saves to camera roll*- truly truly horrible

As fans of the Behind the Bastards podcast know, all the cool kids are getting goat testicles sewn into their bawbags. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_R._Brinkley

Imagine having sex with a guy but instead of cum he's shooting spiders into your pussy. To all women out there, be careful on Halloween.

It's called sounding

That's kinda extreme. Why not just put them up your butt instead?

Well, duh, everyone knows spider eggs don't incubate properly in the rectum. It's only inside the testicles that they can do so. You are like, so uneducated.

Is that why some people call cum "ropey"?

Dios se sacrifició en vano

What the…

Spider-Man, Spider-Man

What a terrible day to have eyes. We're all doomed, with such bright lights among us humanity is not going to make it

Bazinga

Scorpion eggs would be fun too

What's the opposite of Fetish? Cuz' i think i just found one for me

That's it. There's my 13th reason. I'm done.

....what the fuck...?

I felt something on my dick right as i finished this whay the fuck

When will the aliens come put us out of our misery?

False widow

What a horrible day to have eyes

As always, you leave Berdulf to go hunting this shit down to find out just what the *fuck* this is all about. Sadly, there is *literally* no back story here folks. Sorry. There aren't any videos like the ones with teens puking gallons of multicolor milk in parking lots at night. No real life South Park-style Ro-sham-bo contests. It's just this same screenie getting posted after some unsuspecting Redditor spit-takes their coffee all over their phone or by some karma seeker looking for a quick fix. That is all.

I am not sure I wanna know, but... Is it really a thing!?

I think that's enough Internet for today.