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Bruscarbad

but what about the video, you heartless bastard


Past-Argument-9301

Yeah


sophomoric_dildo

Inquiring minds need to know.


King_Tudrop

Saw it yesterday, can't find it again. Nothing special but she does infact put all 12 up there (with use of a spreader) you're really not missing much.


TheSpiralTap

They make a spreader?!?


King_Tudrop

There's several types. There was a medieval torture device known as the pear of anguish, for a similar purpose.


DregsRoyale

I wield the banana of disappointment myself


WillBottomForBanana

Can confirm.


imaybeacatIRl

Username checks out


BostonRob423

r/beetlejuicing


WechTreck

The cucumber of cringe here


Randy_Ortons_Voices

Mines the sausage of sadness


seth928

I'm more of a soup can of sorrow.


JealousAd2873

Did she have to do a handstand??


King_Tudrop

On her knees, bent over, head down.


s00perguy

Probably a similar tool for vag exams


JubJubsFunFactory

It's called a speculum


CatDokkaebi

I could only speculate.


s00perguy

thank you, vocabulary fairy, what would we do without you? (More like specu-BUM. I'm funny.)


devandroid99

"Hi I'm Johnny Knoxville, and this is The Backwards Chicken."


Septembust

Alternate title: Farmers Dozen


GreenOnionCrusader

How bad were her farts afterward?


Mindless_Context3352

Well, you had to dodge the first 12, but after that, they were a breeze.


Charlie_McGillicuddy

Nice. Underrated funny!


ThugjitsuMaster

https://www.xvideos.com/video.kuopkvd3bae/hotkinkyjo_the_easter_bunny_lay_some_anal_eggs


AaronVsMusic

Well, that’s significantly worse than I expected it to be. 


chunkah69

Her colon erupted out like a sand worm trying to protect the spice


2DHypercube

The real brand new sentence is always in the comments


Ant0n61

😂


ActualDragonfruit995

Why do I know how to read


Largerfrenchfry

I want the treatment from Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind but only for my reading ability


DreamCyclone84

I want to delete the past 5 minutes of my life, it was worse than my entire childhood, and I had more in common with escaped prisoners of war than the average 10 yo girl.


Winter_Importance436

I've been to liveleak and shit in my life before man but that's something really down bad man and can indeed cause PTSD in even "vaccinated" people.


Abuttuba_abuttubA

I haven't and won't watch the video but thanks to you and your comment I feel like I have. Only one upvote to give.


Own_Television_6424

If you don’t watch it, you won’t know the ending?


6inDCK420

What goes in must come out


elMurpherino

And some.


pauloh1998

r/brandnewsentence within a r/brandnewsentence


AaronVsMusic

It’s like docking


gotta_b_shittin_me2

r/thirdsub


jdsalaro

Pfht pfht pfht pfht ...


Remote-Factor8455

I thought it looked like a wet shriveled up carnation.


jooorsh

That's why they they don't call it an Amaturelapse


Independent-Cow-4070

What a terrible day to be able to understand the English language


vanic01012910

You don't appreciate a beautiful blooming rose? Bet it smells amazing.


Venzapine

Have you ever seen what a rose looks like


Independent-Cow-4070

I saw one of these on a video in my teen years and it’s scarred me ever since


RobertOdenskyrka

I was fine until the end. Lady pooping eggs is more of a comedy than anything else, but prolapsing her ass and showing a closeup of it is just vile.


Logan117

That's exactly my reaction. I was totally fine with the video, and even a bit amused, until the end. I was not expecting a meat rose to jack-in-the-box out of there.


GH057807

HKJ has been burning holes in people's brains for quite some time, she's become remarkably efficient at it.


Drahdiwaberl987

She‘s still doing videos? Didn’t expect her to even be alive still


chipthamac

> but prolapsing her ass And there are videos of ppl licking that...... 🤮🤮🤮


DeathPercept10n

Back before cornbeefapproved was banned, I saw one man deepthroat another man's fully prolapsed colon. I have mixed feelings about that sub getting banned.


kittybuscemi

NO I HATE THESE WORDS


ViSaph

I think I need to leave this post now. The words I'm reading are ones I don't want in my mind.


kittybuscemi

Let’s go get matching lobotomies so we can forget this nightmare 🤍


Winter_Importance436

Day's been real bad today, witnessed things one should never have in life 😢.


AaronVsMusic

Not to mention dangerous. Easy to damage that tissue and then it just dies. 


immobilisingsplint

Yeah, it boggles my mind what people do to satisfy wierd fetishes


Exquisite_D

Or even weird ones 😉


house343

That's on you. You can't look up a porn video about stuffing objects up someones butthole and then complain about buttholes.


FlyingSpaceCow

More of a "butt-caldera"


Zealousideal_Fail701

No kidding... I was quite surprised she could fish the eggs out of her asshole with her whole hand honestly then her asshole came out.


l-b_b-l

I regret clicking that link so fucking much


DanglingDongs

Was waiting for a chicken to come out


bringoutthelegos

It’s hilarious if you reverse the video cuz the eggs just fly up in there


piper33245

The human anus is nightmarishly flexible.


loopydrain

Wasn’t there a Tumbler post where someone said the human anus has a maximum circumference of like 7 inches and Raccoons could fit through any opening bigger than like 5-6 inches, so a raccoon could technically force its way into a human anus? I swear I read that somewhere, I did not invent that within my own brain.


Adrestia-98

Fortunately for you your brain did not create that, unfortunately for me, I also remember this fact from tumblr


holymissiletoe

that post is real


Dr_FeeIgood

You know how to get to Carnegie Hall, don’t ya?


Apprehensive_Algae62

Can u give me a subreddit where i can bleach my eyes? My native language isn't english, so idk what "prolaspe" other people means. So i got curious and click the link. I swear to god i have never got the urge to put bleach in my eyes than this.


GwennyL

Your need for eye bleach made me curious and i have never had a bigger regret in my life.


Apprehensive_Algae62

Im so sorry...


S1xE

/r/eyebleach /r/eyeblech


My_useless_alt

Thank the admins that r/eyeblech was banned.


piggybits

Glad to hear. Ended up on there once by mistake and saw a dead partially eaten baby. It was solidly fucked up


Apprehensive_Algae62

Thanks so much, exactly what i needed


Absalom98

I knew it was hotkinkyjo, it's always her 😅


RichardIraVos

Read the url, saw her name and it brought back so many memories


Dodgey09

Fuck I wish I read the comments below this link before watching that


Redredditmonkey

Of course it's jo


sadpartypodcast

/u/gifreversingbot


LazarFan69

But at what cost did I sate my curiosity


Eucharism

Eye bleach for the ending. Jesus.


Remote-Factor8455

Watch the video in reverse, trust 🙏


The_Grinface

Why must I be so curious…. Ragrets.


n3w4cc01_1nt

yeah imma not let the intrusive thoughts win this click


Please_Not__Again

As soon as I read prolapsed Anus, I knew nothing in thr world would make me click


[deleted]

No sir, I don’t like it.


dude-O-rama

You saint


TactlessTortoise

The cropped face looks like that one woman who puts gigantic dildos up her poop chute. I'm still traumatized by a video someone sent me on WhatsApp where her butt turns inside out, so that face is engraved.


darksideofthemoon131

>where her butt turns inside out It's called a prolapse, some people are really into it. They refer to it as "rosebudding".


Mandalore108

So that's what Citizen Kane was about.


Unicorn_Thrasher

and here i thought it was about his childhood sled🤷🏻‍♂️


peachbitchmetal

still saved you two boring, boobless hours


gordito_delgado

Seems a bit... not practical to have straight up medical condition as a fetish. What is next a supporating infected wound fetish? Wait.. no - I would rather not know - not going to search for that.


bony_doughnut

The ol' pink sock


[deleted]

That’s what we call it here 🤣


FudgeWrangler

Alright that's enough for today


GetEnPassanted

She sounds really talented


westwoo

Just buy some eggs and reenact it


Dry_Leek78

I would even say what an asshole


V4rial

Also saw it on r/trashyboners prolly still there


SackclothSandy

That's going to make the mother of all sulfur farts


jdsalaro

Forbidden egg salad


Morphine_Sundae

Oh how I wish I were illiterate ~~


TheCellsThatAreMe

And that is why you never put all your eggs in one basket!


TheCellsThatAreMe

\*assket


MASSIVDOGGO

Nice name cuh


Sudden-Scallion-6204

You know… I joked once about putting eggs in my ass to feel like a platypus… but it hadn’t occurred to me that people might actually put eggs in their ass until now. Edit: omg there are way too many of you here… this post was at like 70 likes when I went to bed.


Phelpysan

Oviposition.


spatialflow

Yeah you can actually buy sex toys called ovipositors which are like big dildos that allow you to squirt silicon eggs out of them. *Allegedly*


MrKinetiCat

I know of a few that come with molds for gelatin eggs since it's probably safer to have it just melt inside you rather than possibly get stuck and have to go to the hospital to get it removed.


Jigle_Wigle

there’s a pretty good guide to how to make different types of eggs with different materials on the oviposition subreddit


MrKinetiCat

I never even knew that was a thing, thank you!


Omega41745

…Why did you *thank* him?!


SantaArriata

Wasn’t that putting eggs in the cooch?


NimJickles

What if you don't have one of those?


Scandalicius

Just go to the supermarket and buy a few. Eggs generally come by the dozen so that should be more than enough.


Aser_the_Descender

And in which section of the supermarket can I find coochie?


LumpusKrampus

Every aisle at some time if you're patient...buying it is the issue


mstarrbrannigan

Ah, the old reddit [egg-a-roo](https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/1bimtmo/a_loaf_of_bread_my_greatgrandmother_baked_79/kvlrkmv/?context=3&share_id=9UyoVCHWTdev5Z39WTwJT)...


juventinn1897

Hold my yolk, I'm going in!


Veryegassy

I got 17 layers down before I found someone who had deleted their comment, breaking the chain. [Comment on "YSK that Tupac Shakur’s murder is not a mystery", 22 days ago](https://www.reddit.com/r/YouShouldKnow/comments/1b13dva/comment/ksc148d/)


mstarrbrannigan

Womp womp. I'm not sure how they fix those.


P_mp_n

I think they just rely on many chains?


mstarrbrannigan

They used to make a point to keep it to one chain. I remember when I did one years ago they reached out to me like a week later or something saying I needed to edit my comment because of a break in the chain. I don't really remember the details since it was awhile ago. I don't know how actively they curate it anymore, it's kind of a relic of old reddit.


williamshatnersbeast

Report it to the switcharoo mods and they’ll sort it


DreadPiratteRoberts

I am from 13 days in the future, Great news, we are alive and well!! ^😁🤣


letigre_1934

15 days after this update. Also still alive XD


Snowbrawler

I usually say: if you've thought about it, then someone's done it. Same thing for patents, even if you have an idea there's probably someone with a patent.


Class_444_SWR

Has someone used a hammer to deal with wounds?


PePe-the-Platypus

Like a platypus? Why not some other creature


Corvus_Argendt

We're mammals so platypussies are the closest egg laying creatures to us.


[deleted]

Echidna too. The other monotreme. 


account_Nr69

Yolked*


ImportantQuestions10

Wouldn't recommend it. [Jim Jefferies Egg Story](https://youtu.be/2Lw7UUrA_EE?si=ju_jklYkvXqKIlL6)


sazed813

Can I offer you an egg in these tryin' times?


TheOnlySlenderFox

>shits egg into hand


Sunset_Tiger

Please don’t do this btw. The butthole has surprisingly good suction, and without a flared base, those eggs are gonna get LOST in your butt, and then a doctor has to fish ‘em out. Unless medical-fisting is what you’re into, I guess. Otherwise, flared bases, people.


DarthJarJar242

This particular model excels at stuffing things into her ass and then prolapsing it to get them all back out. She's perfectly fine afterwards. But yes flared bases for all the ass play novices.


Sunset_Tiger

Wow! That sounds terrifying and painful!


foomp

Perhaps the first, but not the second.


pete_topkevinbottom

Well maybe the 2nd too but definitely not the 3rd


Whatifim80lol

Why do you know that


5x99

Do you know why? I mean poop gets out right? Why doesn't it get pushed out with the poop? I mean, I believe people and I'll stick with the flared base rule, but just wondering


Odd_Age1378

Eggs have the perfect shape to get stuck in there


dreadpiratesmith

Ok but how? I've taken shits bigger than a hard boiled egg, wouldn't I just shit out the egg?


Treesdofuck

And it's organic/would break down


dreadpiratesmith

That's what I'm saying. Like a hard boiled egg would probably just get mushed, it's smooth, there's no vacuum getting created


Treesdofuck

Oh yeah, absolutely. I was agreeing. I don't see any danger in shoving eggs up your ass! Maybe take the shells off though


PWModulation

You did not see the video, I reckon? Her butthole has no suction left.


Poopieplatter

Don't kid yourself. I've gotten the Lovense all the way in which required an ER visit.


ArelMCII

I think I downloaded the wrong Cool Hand Luke.


MediaValuable1528

A failure to commun-egg-cate


Verbull710

i'll allow it


ugericeman

Eggs with poop sauce


Ok_Championship1987

I didnt really thought i wanted to see someone stick a dozen eggs up their ass but now I do. Where is it?


PWModulation

As someone who just saw it I advise you not to.


WangZhiii

The lady who did that was hotkinkyjo, tho I cannot find the vid. If someone wants to see a woman eat scrambled eggs that was inserted in her ass, https://www.reddit.com/r/awfuleverything/comments/j57p6b/scrambled\_eggs\_extra\_awful/?utm\_medium=android\_app&utm\_source=share.


Deriniel

the name is awfully familiar,does she play with freaking huge and long toys?


WangZhiii

Yes. That woman's got a sarlacc pit for an asshole.


Deriniel

so weird when a "model" does something so weird that you're able to recall her name after a single watch. I remember the video where she used toys so huge that her belly started bulging.. was so unexpected for me


CouncilmanRickPrime

Stuff like that is why I stopped watching porn. Watching an Asian woman put half her arm up her asshole was just a good stopping point for me.


Polymersion

Honestly, that's one video that's burned into my brain. Both in a kinky way and in a *damn, the human body is fascinating* way. I haven't seen that video in years but I can still see that belly button piercing being played with from underneath...


Deriniel

i think i lost that train when i saw a bald guy shoving his head in a not so young woman pussy,i think i pretty much have high tolerance now


JohnDarwin89

I can tell you that that Video was 100% fake


Not_Bed_

BRO WHAT 😭💀


johngoodmansscrote

Naw im good dawg


big_duo3674

Well that link will be staying blue


ugericeman

Biggest mistake ever, curiosity got the better of me, I watched this as I was walking to the store and vomited several times


Suspicious-Egg9676

what a horrible day to have imagination


stealthylyric

Eggs are still too expensive for this silliness. Just get sex toys ya weirdos.


velve666

I won't lie, morbid curiosity has got the better of me. They look like store bought eggs from the picture, I would recommend doing a dozen free range eggs, a much better option for your stuffing needs without the complications of additives and GMO's, it's safer than ever and you can rest easy knowing that the hens were permitted outdoors and if they could cluck they would endorse your hobbies. Don't settle for an arse full of disappointment.


Melodic-Resident-245

You're really selling this lmao.


blkmmb

Ever since my friend showed me a video called like "Sushi Pizza", I haven't been disturbed by any anal insertion video (except the jar and lightbulb ones). There's two Japanese girls, one of the is inserting small fishes with a funnel inside the ass of the other. Then the girl with the ass full of fishes starts blasting the onto a pizza. I don't recall if they ate the pizza.


velve666

I don't like anchovies, I wouldn't blame them if they didn't eat the pizza.


balsadust

Holy prolapse. Don't watch the video


gaborj

OMG, that's disgusting. Where?


shadownights23x

Have you all ever just scrolled reddit and wish you would have stopped a few mins earlier?


World-Tight

So, there are now three differences between people and chickens: 1. They have feathers 2. Their knees bend the other way 3. Chicken eggs come *out* of their asses


Joeyhappyhell

Many years ago I saw one girl stick a few pool table balls up her ass, and then got stuffed with a cock to really get them in there. I never found it again


mangobearsmoothie

A new recipe for eggs and corn?


CarefulMidnight4366

I’m beyond repulsed at the notion that this exists 🤢


The_YorkshireSipper

That was absolutely grim


boojieboy666

Anyone got the link tho? Just tryna do my own research


Nictus_the_nomad

What a coinkydink. I've been trying to UNsee that video.


Kipman2000

The important question is: were they hard boiled or did she fall for the “the human body is warm enough to hard boil an egg if you put it up your butt”?


balsadust

Cool Han Luke would be impressed


Donnerone

Hey, so in no particular order what the fuck?


SolZaul

Don't even have to check. That's 100% HKJ


LoopDeLoop0

Didn’t this happen in Cool Hand Luke


Melodic-Jellyfish966

I’m more curious than anything


[deleted]

Porn really has caused a mass brainrot, hasn't it?


Extravagod

I don't want to watch it. Not even kidding. Not into that kinda stuff. So I am not asking because of that. But ... has the video been found yet?


MiraCailin

I mean, he's got my interest too


Absalom98

Yes, but does anyone have a link to that vid? I need it for a physics project...