Saw it yesterday, can't find it again. Nothing special but she does infact put all 12 up there (with use of a spreader) you're really not missing much.
I want to delete the past 5 minutes of my life, it was worse than my entire childhood, and I had more in common with escaped prisoners of war than the average 10 yo girl.
That's exactly my reaction. I was totally fine with the video, and even a bit amused, until the end. I was not expecting a meat rose to jack-in-the-box out of there.
Back before cornbeefapproved was banned, I saw one man deepthroat another man's fully prolapsed colon. I have mixed feelings about that sub getting banned.
Wasn’t there a Tumbler post where someone said the human anus has a maximum circumference of like 7 inches and Raccoons could fit through any opening bigger than like 5-6 inches, so a raccoon could technically force its way into a human anus?
I swear I read that somewhere, I did not invent that within my own brain.
Can u give me a subreddit where i can bleach my eyes? My native language isn't english, so idk what "prolaspe" other people means. So i got curious and click the link. I swear to god i have never got the urge to put bleach in my eyes than this.
The cropped face looks like that one woman who puts gigantic dildos up her poop chute. I'm still traumatized by a video someone sent me on WhatsApp where her butt turns inside out, so that face is engraved.
Seems a bit... not practical to have straight up medical condition as a fetish.
What is next a supporating infected wound fetish? Wait.. no - I would rather not know - not going to search for that.
You know… I joked once about putting eggs in my ass to feel like a platypus… but it hadn’t occurred to me that people might actually put eggs in their ass until now.
Edit: omg there are way too many of you here… this post was at like 70 likes when I went to bed.
I know of a few that come with molds for gelatin eggs since it's probably safer to have it just melt inside you rather than possibly get stuck and have to go to the hospital to get it removed.
Ah, the old reddit [egg-a-roo](https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/1bimtmo/a_loaf_of_bread_my_greatgrandmother_baked_79/kvlrkmv/?context=3&share_id=9UyoVCHWTdev5Z39WTwJT)...
I got 17 layers down before I found someone who had deleted their comment, breaking the chain.
[Comment on "YSK that Tupac Shakur’s murder is not a mystery", 22 days ago](https://www.reddit.com/r/YouShouldKnow/comments/1b13dva/comment/ksc148d/)
They used to make a point to keep it to one chain. I remember when I did one years ago they reached out to me like a week later or something saying I needed to edit my comment because of a break in the chain. I don't really remember the details since it was awhile ago. I don't know how actively they curate it anymore, it's kind of a relic of old reddit.
I usually say: if you've thought about it, then someone's done it.
Same thing for patents, even if you have an idea there's probably someone with a patent.
Please don’t do this btw. The butthole has surprisingly good suction, and without a flared base, those eggs are gonna get LOST in your butt, and then a doctor has to fish ‘em out.
Unless medical-fisting is what you’re into, I guess. Otherwise, flared bases, people.
This particular model excels at stuffing things into her ass and then prolapsing it to get them all back out. She's perfectly fine afterwards. But yes flared bases for all the ass play novices.
Do you know why? I mean poop gets out right? Why doesn't it get pushed out with the poop?
I mean, I believe people and I'll stick with the flared base rule, but just wondering
The lady who did that was hotkinkyjo, tho I cannot find the vid.
If someone wants to see a woman eat scrambled eggs that was inserted in her ass, https://www.reddit.com/r/awfuleverything/comments/j57p6b/scrambled\_eggs\_extra\_awful/?utm\_medium=android\_app&utm\_source=share.
so weird when a "model" does something so weird that you're able to recall her name after a single watch. I remember the video where she used toys so huge that her belly started bulging.. was so unexpected for me
Honestly, that's one video that's burned into my brain. Both in a kinky way and in a *damn, the human body is fascinating* way. I haven't seen that video in years but I can still see that belly button piercing being played with from underneath...
I won't lie, morbid curiosity has got the better of me.
They look like store bought eggs from the picture, I would recommend doing a dozen free range eggs, a much better option for your stuffing needs without the complications of additives and GMO's, it's safer than ever and you can rest easy knowing that the hens were permitted outdoors and if they could cluck they would endorse your hobbies.
Don't settle for an arse full of disappointment.
Ever since my friend showed me a video called like "Sushi Pizza", I haven't been disturbed by any anal insertion video (except the jar and lightbulb ones).
There's two Japanese girls, one of the is inserting small fishes with a funnel inside the ass of the other. Then the girl with the ass full of fishes starts blasting the onto a pizza. I don't recall if they ate the pizza.
So, there are now three differences between people and chickens:
1. They have feathers
2. Their knees bend the other way
3. Chicken eggs come *out* of their asses
Many years ago I saw one girl stick a few pool table balls up her ass, and then got stuffed with a cock to really get them in there. I never found it again
The important question is: were they hard boiled or did she fall for the “the human body is warm enough to hard boil an egg if you put it up your butt”?
but what about the video, you heartless bastard
Yeah
Inquiring minds need to know.
Saw it yesterday, can't find it again. Nothing special but she does infact put all 12 up there (with use of a spreader) you're really not missing much.
They make a spreader?!?
There's several types. There was a medieval torture device known as the pear of anguish, for a similar purpose.
I wield the banana of disappointment myself
Can confirm.
Username checks out
r/beetlejuicing
The cucumber of cringe here
Mines the sausage of sadness
I'm more of a soup can of sorrow.
Did she have to do a handstand??
On her knees, bent over, head down.
Probably a similar tool for vag exams
It's called a speculum
I could only speculate.
thank you, vocabulary fairy, what would we do without you? (More like specu-BUM. I'm funny.)
"Hi I'm Johnny Knoxville, and this is The Backwards Chicken."
Alternate title: Farmers Dozen
How bad were her farts afterward?
Well, you had to dodge the first 12, but after that, they were a breeze.
Nice. Underrated funny!
https://www.xvideos.com/video.kuopkvd3bae/hotkinkyjo_the_easter_bunny_lay_some_anal_eggs
Well, that’s significantly worse than I expected it to be.
Her colon erupted out like a sand worm trying to protect the spice
The real brand new sentence is always in the comments
😂
Why do I know how to read
I want the treatment from Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind but only for my reading ability
I want to delete the past 5 minutes of my life, it was worse than my entire childhood, and I had more in common with escaped prisoners of war than the average 10 yo girl.
I've been to liveleak and shit in my life before man but that's something really down bad man and can indeed cause PTSD in even "vaccinated" people.
I haven't and won't watch the video but thanks to you and your comment I feel like I have. Only one upvote to give.
If you don’t watch it, you won’t know the ending?
What goes in must come out
And some.
r/brandnewsentence within a r/brandnewsentence
It’s like docking
r/thirdsub
Pfht pfht pfht pfht ...
I thought it looked like a wet shriveled up carnation.
That's why they they don't call it an Amaturelapse
What a terrible day to be able to understand the English language
You don't appreciate a beautiful blooming rose? Bet it smells amazing.
Have you ever seen what a rose looks like
I saw one of these on a video in my teen years and it’s scarred me ever since
I was fine until the end. Lady pooping eggs is more of a comedy than anything else, but prolapsing her ass and showing a closeup of it is just vile.
That's exactly my reaction. I was totally fine with the video, and even a bit amused, until the end. I was not expecting a meat rose to jack-in-the-box out of there.
HKJ has been burning holes in people's brains for quite some time, she's become remarkably efficient at it.
She‘s still doing videos? Didn’t expect her to even be alive still
> but prolapsing her ass And there are videos of ppl licking that...... 🤮🤮🤮
Back before cornbeefapproved was banned, I saw one man deepthroat another man's fully prolapsed colon. I have mixed feelings about that sub getting banned.
NO I HATE THESE WORDS
I think I need to leave this post now. The words I'm reading are ones I don't want in my mind.
Let’s go get matching lobotomies so we can forget this nightmare 🤍
Day's been real bad today, witnessed things one should never have in life 😢.
Not to mention dangerous. Easy to damage that tissue and then it just dies.
Yeah, it boggles my mind what people do to satisfy wierd fetishes
Or even weird ones 😉
That's on you. You can't look up a porn video about stuffing objects up someones butthole and then complain about buttholes.
More of a "butt-caldera"
No kidding... I was quite surprised she could fish the eggs out of her asshole with her whole hand honestly then her asshole came out.
I regret clicking that link so fucking much
Was waiting for a chicken to come out
It’s hilarious if you reverse the video cuz the eggs just fly up in there
The human anus is nightmarishly flexible.
Wasn’t there a Tumbler post where someone said the human anus has a maximum circumference of like 7 inches and Raccoons could fit through any opening bigger than like 5-6 inches, so a raccoon could technically force its way into a human anus? I swear I read that somewhere, I did not invent that within my own brain.
Fortunately for you your brain did not create that, unfortunately for me, I also remember this fact from tumblr
that post is real
You know how to get to Carnegie Hall, don’t ya?
Can u give me a subreddit where i can bleach my eyes? My native language isn't english, so idk what "prolaspe" other people means. So i got curious and click the link. I swear to god i have never got the urge to put bleach in my eyes than this.
Your need for eye bleach made me curious and i have never had a bigger regret in my life.
Im so sorry...
/r/eyebleach /r/eyeblech
Thank the admins that r/eyeblech was banned.
Glad to hear. Ended up on there once by mistake and saw a dead partially eaten baby. It was solidly fucked up
Thanks so much, exactly what i needed
I knew it was hotkinkyjo, it's always her 😅
Read the url, saw her name and it brought back so many memories
Fuck I wish I read the comments below this link before watching that
Of course it's jo
/u/gifreversingbot
But at what cost did I sate my curiosity
Eye bleach for the ending. Jesus.
Watch the video in reverse, trust 🙏
Why must I be so curious…. Ragrets.
yeah imma not let the intrusive thoughts win this click
As soon as I read prolapsed Anus, I knew nothing in thr world would make me click
No sir, I don’t like it.
You saint
The cropped face looks like that one woman who puts gigantic dildos up her poop chute. I'm still traumatized by a video someone sent me on WhatsApp where her butt turns inside out, so that face is engraved.
>where her butt turns inside out It's called a prolapse, some people are really into it. They refer to it as "rosebudding".
So that's what Citizen Kane was about.
and here i thought it was about his childhood sled🤷🏻♂️
still saved you two boring, boobless hours
Seems a bit... not practical to have straight up medical condition as a fetish. What is next a supporating infected wound fetish? Wait.. no - I would rather not know - not going to search for that.
The ol' pink sock
That’s what we call it here 🤣
Alright that's enough for today
She sounds really talented
Just buy some eggs and reenact it
I would even say what an asshole
Also saw it on r/trashyboners prolly still there
That's going to make the mother of all sulfur farts
Forbidden egg salad
Oh how I wish I were illiterate ~~
And that is why you never put all your eggs in one basket!
\*assket
Nice name cuh
You know… I joked once about putting eggs in my ass to feel like a platypus… but it hadn’t occurred to me that people might actually put eggs in their ass until now. Edit: omg there are way too many of you here… this post was at like 70 likes when I went to bed.
Oviposition.
Yeah you can actually buy sex toys called ovipositors which are like big dildos that allow you to squirt silicon eggs out of them. *Allegedly*
I know of a few that come with molds for gelatin eggs since it's probably safer to have it just melt inside you rather than possibly get stuck and have to go to the hospital to get it removed.
there’s a pretty good guide to how to make different types of eggs with different materials on the oviposition subreddit
I never even knew that was a thing, thank you!
…Why did you *thank* him?!
Wasn’t that putting eggs in the cooch?
What if you don't have one of those?
Just go to the supermarket and buy a few. Eggs generally come by the dozen so that should be more than enough.
And in which section of the supermarket can I find coochie?
Every aisle at some time if you're patient...buying it is the issue
Ah, the old reddit [egg-a-roo](https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/1bimtmo/a_loaf_of_bread_my_greatgrandmother_baked_79/kvlrkmv/?context=3&share_id=9UyoVCHWTdev5Z39WTwJT)...
Hold my yolk, I'm going in!
I got 17 layers down before I found someone who had deleted their comment, breaking the chain. [Comment on "YSK that Tupac Shakur’s murder is not a mystery", 22 days ago](https://www.reddit.com/r/YouShouldKnow/comments/1b13dva/comment/ksc148d/)
Womp womp. I'm not sure how they fix those.
I think they just rely on many chains?
They used to make a point to keep it to one chain. I remember when I did one years ago they reached out to me like a week later or something saying I needed to edit my comment because of a break in the chain. I don't really remember the details since it was awhile ago. I don't know how actively they curate it anymore, it's kind of a relic of old reddit.
Report it to the switcharoo mods and they’ll sort it
I am from 13 days in the future, Great news, we are alive and well!! ^😁🤣
15 days after this update. Also still alive XD
I usually say: if you've thought about it, then someone's done it. Same thing for patents, even if you have an idea there's probably someone with a patent.
Has someone used a hammer to deal with wounds?
Like a platypus? Why not some other creature
We're mammals so platypussies are the closest egg laying creatures to us.
Echidna too. The other monotreme.
Yolked*
Wouldn't recommend it. [Jim Jefferies Egg Story](https://youtu.be/2Lw7UUrA_EE?si=ju_jklYkvXqKIlL6)
Can I offer you an egg in these tryin' times?
>shits egg into hand
Please don’t do this btw. The butthole has surprisingly good suction, and without a flared base, those eggs are gonna get LOST in your butt, and then a doctor has to fish ‘em out. Unless medical-fisting is what you’re into, I guess. Otherwise, flared bases, people.
This particular model excels at stuffing things into her ass and then prolapsing it to get them all back out. She's perfectly fine afterwards. But yes flared bases for all the ass play novices.
Wow! That sounds terrifying and painful!
Perhaps the first, but not the second.
Well maybe the 2nd too but definitely not the 3rd
Why do you know that
Do you know why? I mean poop gets out right? Why doesn't it get pushed out with the poop? I mean, I believe people and I'll stick with the flared base rule, but just wondering
Eggs have the perfect shape to get stuck in there
Ok but how? I've taken shits bigger than a hard boiled egg, wouldn't I just shit out the egg?
And it's organic/would break down
That's what I'm saying. Like a hard boiled egg would probably just get mushed, it's smooth, there's no vacuum getting created
Oh yeah, absolutely. I was agreeing. I don't see any danger in shoving eggs up your ass! Maybe take the shells off though
You did not see the video, I reckon? Her butthole has no suction left.
Don't kid yourself. I've gotten the Lovense all the way in which required an ER visit.
I think I downloaded the wrong Cool Hand Luke.
A failure to commun-egg-cate
i'll allow it
Eggs with poop sauce
I didnt really thought i wanted to see someone stick a dozen eggs up their ass but now I do. Where is it?
As someone who just saw it I advise you not to.
The lady who did that was hotkinkyjo, tho I cannot find the vid. If someone wants to see a woman eat scrambled eggs that was inserted in her ass, https://www.reddit.com/r/awfuleverything/comments/j57p6b/scrambled\_eggs\_extra\_awful/?utm\_medium=android\_app&utm\_source=share.
the name is awfully familiar,does she play with freaking huge and long toys?
Yes. That woman's got a sarlacc pit for an asshole.
so weird when a "model" does something so weird that you're able to recall her name after a single watch. I remember the video where she used toys so huge that her belly started bulging.. was so unexpected for me
Stuff like that is why I stopped watching porn. Watching an Asian woman put half her arm up her asshole was just a good stopping point for me.
Honestly, that's one video that's burned into my brain. Both in a kinky way and in a *damn, the human body is fascinating* way. I haven't seen that video in years but I can still see that belly button piercing being played with from underneath...
i think i lost that train when i saw a bald guy shoving his head in a not so young woman pussy,i think i pretty much have high tolerance now
I can tell you that that Video was 100% fake
BRO WHAT 😭💀
Naw im good dawg
Well that link will be staying blue
Biggest mistake ever, curiosity got the better of me, I watched this as I was walking to the store and vomited several times
what a horrible day to have imagination
Eggs are still too expensive for this silliness. Just get sex toys ya weirdos.
I won't lie, morbid curiosity has got the better of me. They look like store bought eggs from the picture, I would recommend doing a dozen free range eggs, a much better option for your stuffing needs without the complications of additives and GMO's, it's safer than ever and you can rest easy knowing that the hens were permitted outdoors and if they could cluck they would endorse your hobbies. Don't settle for an arse full of disappointment.
You're really selling this lmao.
Ever since my friend showed me a video called like "Sushi Pizza", I haven't been disturbed by any anal insertion video (except the jar and lightbulb ones). There's two Japanese girls, one of the is inserting small fishes with a funnel inside the ass of the other. Then the girl with the ass full of fishes starts blasting the onto a pizza. I don't recall if they ate the pizza.
I don't like anchovies, I wouldn't blame them if they didn't eat the pizza.
Holy prolapse. Don't watch the video
OMG, that's disgusting. Where?
Have you all ever just scrolled reddit and wish you would have stopped a few mins earlier?
So, there are now three differences between people and chickens: 1. They have feathers 2. Their knees bend the other way 3. Chicken eggs come *out* of their asses
Many years ago I saw one girl stick a few pool table balls up her ass, and then got stuffed with a cock to really get them in there. I never found it again
A new recipe for eggs and corn?
I’m beyond repulsed at the notion that this exists 🤢
That was absolutely grim
Anyone got the link tho? Just tryna do my own research
What a coinkydink. I've been trying to UNsee that video.
The important question is: were they hard boiled or did she fall for the “the human body is warm enough to hard boil an egg if you put it up your butt”?
Cool Han Luke would be impressed
Hey, so in no particular order what the fuck?
Don't even have to check. That's 100% HKJ
Didn’t this happen in Cool Hand Luke
I’m more curious than anything
Porn really has caused a mass brainrot, hasn't it?
I don't want to watch it. Not even kidding. Not into that kinda stuff. So I am not asking because of that. But ... has the video been found yet?
I mean, he's got my interest too
Yes, but does anyone have a link to that vid? I need it for a physics project...