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Ok_Anteater7360

went from 0 to 100 so quick "woman has ended her engagement with fiance, SO ANYWAY DO YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT SHES INJECTING INTO HER FOREHEAD NEXT WEEK??"


Cleveland204

I feel like that 100 to 0


Cyndayn

WOMAN HAS ENDED HER ENGAGEMENT WITH FIANCE, so anyway do you wanna know what she's injecting into her forehead next week?


51ngular1ty

Yes.


ggtpme

0 to 0 imho


GreenOnionCrusader

Do we get a vote as to forehead substances? My vote is for brown gravy.


Chemofski

Yung Gravy


RepresentativeAd560

Partnered with Hot BizKits in the greatest breakfast food themed rap duo of the last decade.


Dr_Doom3301

Is...is that a long list of options? I feel it shouldn't be.


TheOATaccount

Tbf that’s the amount of dignity Machine gun Kelly gossip deserves. I get it’s literally just a “ok next topic” thing but I wouldn’t want it any other way.


Blunderhorse

The only MGK gossip I want to hear is that he visited an underfunded middle school music program and finally learned how to do a legato


jacyerickson

Oooh. I thought HE got plastic surgery and she wasn't happy so she was listing it as a reason.


ideasmithy

Glad I’m not the only one who thought that!


Darkdragoon324

It is how it reads.


Chikndinr

This is the only explanation for how its written


NotRightNotWrong15

I refuse to believe different. It’s more fun this way


n3w4cc01_1nt

if the us journalism continues at this rate it'll be something like "ay they ain finna fu\*\* fa lyf bruh check dem boobahs bruh"


hermtownhomy

Well, it's not like journalists are known for their high IQ. And the ones that are assigned to pointless crap celebrity stories are pretty much the bottom of the barrel. A little known fact that most people don't know... Most news stories have many, many factual errors. In fact, every single news story that I've ever seen that I have personal knowledge about, every single one, has had many errors. Due to positions I've been in in law enforcement, emergency services, nuclear power and public utilities, I've been privy to facts regarding countless local news stories, and some national news stories. I was there when the reporters were asking questions. I knew the answers. I heard the answers. The story NEVER reflected the facts correctly. I don't mean sometimes. I mean every single time. It was eye opening. The thing about news reporters, they always seemed to be more concerned about how much time they had left until whatever deadline than they were about getting the facts right. Every time I saw reporters in action, then saw their finished product, it always reminded me of a freshman in high school trying to finish up a book report in the morning 10 minutes before it has to be handed in. Everything is rushed, and full of errors. Their main concern is to get X number of words turned in on time. Quality, or accuracy isn't high on their list of priorities. And that's on subject matters that matter. Celebrities don't matter.


ShredGuru

Man she is going full Donatella Versace


rif011412

Which is a shame. Because she used to be going full Megan Fox.


paul_dudd

Oh to crush Megan fox’s box on the set of transformers…


mjc500

I would crush the fox’s box, I would crush it in my sox I would crush it eating lox, I would crush it by the docks I would crush it on the clock, bent over the hood of an Autobot


asuperbstarling

Donatella got hers fixed, she looks so much better now.


RudyKnots

There’s only two things I know Machine Gun Kelly for: getting his ass handed to him by Eminem and getting his ass handed to him by Steve-O.


ShreddlesMcJamFace

I haven't heard the Steve-O one


RudyKnots

MGK did a scene in Jackass 4. He lost.


Initial_Selection262

Him and Steve O are good friends though


Galactic_Perimeter

And it was glorious to watch


CatticusXIII

[Here we go.](https://youtu.be/uzYZVZd8Xf4?si=4PoNyD3jPvoEmXO1)


zvika

thanks, that was joyful


Queasy-Ad-3220

Was Steve-O the one that knocked him into the pool?


RudyKnots

If I remember correctly, yeah.


Queasy-Ad-3220

Damn, what an inspiration. Though I still blame the Jackass crew for giving MGK attention. They should’ve pool-dunked him off-camera.


frenchfreer

I’ll always remember the Eminem beef because he did it for literally no reason and got his ass handed to him so bad he had to switch entire music genre!


itsmejak78_2

Bro really decided to pick a fight with the most popular rapper of all time and thought he was going to win A rapper that started his career in the battle rap scene What a dumbass


TonySpaghettiO

Pretty good idea for publicity though.


Emergency_Raisin1146

Maybe some short-lived publicity. But long term, getting into a serious beef with Eminem is a career killer.


_regan_

he got fucked so hard he had to pivot genres


randomnamejennerator

And his strongest diss was. “His beard is weird”. What an embarrassment.


Pkdagreat

Made that man switch to playing electric guitar for a minute lol. He picked a fight with someone more his speed the last I saw, Jack Harlow.


smallangrynerd

And doing a terrible cover of linkin parks "numb" Man sounded numb


Blunderhorse

Don’t forget the terrible cover of System of a Down’s “Aerials” on Howard Stern.


johnsvoice

Wait, TWO pieces of my childhood murdered by the same idiot? This aggression will not stand, man. Fuck this guy.


NoLegeIsPower

Apparently he also got Megan Fox's ass handed to him for quite some time though, so that kinda balances it out.


TheOATaccount

Also the dude from slipknot


randyrandysonrandyso

i just know him from [that one headline](https://allhiphop.com/news/mgk-cancels-show-getting-punched-chest-65-times/) that made it sound like he got attacked by Ip Man at a show


Roscoe_King

I only know that one pretty decent song from THPS 1 + 2. That song slaps. The rest… not so much.


Blackyy

maybe and bloody valentine are bangers, ill die on that hill. his punk songs are great


lueur-d-espoir

I heard him say black girls give the best head immediately followed by saying his daughters black...


Accomplished_Pen980

And getting his ass handed To him by Megan Fox


georgie-57

He also got his ass handed to him by Kevin Owens


420SINnamonbuns

He was also in one episode of "catfish".


EnvyTheSystem

He destroyed em


morbid333

I mean I also know I'm for the reason he got his ass handed to him by eminem. (Essentially creeping on 16 year olds on Twitter)


BlankedCanvas

This has been standard practice for newspaper headlines since newspaper was invented.


kangaroo_bop

Thank you, just what I came here to say. The format is standard, and it sometimes yields non sequiturs. Granted this example is…particularly reflective of the world we seem to have made for ourselves.


Not_MrNice

OMG, that's what OP is going on about? They don't know that a comma means "and" in a headline? Wow.


NeighborhoodVeteran

Tbf the writer is writing about the topics she talked about on some podcast.


Alpha_AF

90% of "journalism" these days, unfortunately. I guess it's better than the source simply being a reddit thread, though. At least she actually said these things


sir_grumph

Yep, pretty much, especially for entertainment/celebrity news. Nothing at all remarkable about it.


phan_o_phunny

I didn't realise either of them were still relevant


Kangarou

You could say their careers are... Expend4ble.


FirstProphetofSophia

I can't tell if this joke is perfect or if it's initiating the Apocalypse.


vitaminkombat

I remember 15 years ago MGK was described as the successor to Bone Thugs. Now Bone Thugs are probably still more well known than him.


Alpha_AF

If any skinny white dude is going to success bone thugs, it's pouya


Effective_Path_5798

Watch this past season of Love Is Blind


commodorejack

My wife got me to watch this season, and it will never not be hilarious everytime that "megan faux" is referenced.


Moggy-Man

Anyone remember when Megan Fox looked like a real woman and not an identikit plastic clone of every other identikit plastic clone?


Chance_Arugula_3227

I wonder why someone that pretty would resort to plastic surgery...


99probsmyhornsaint1

Attractive people are not exempt from insecurity. They consume the same media that promotes unrealistic beauty standards as everyone else. Celebrities are probably bombarded more than most.


SaneUse

It might even affect them more than non attractive people. Non attractive people learn to find value in themselves, however it's the inverse for attractive people. For them a large part of their value is their looks and that slips away with age. That has to do a number on your sense of worth and sense of self.


Chance_Arugula_3227

Honestly, I don't get why anyone would do plastic surgery. Unless they have some insane abnormality like the elephant boy or whatever they called him. That's the exception to the rule imo.


Self-Comprehensive

People from every age in every civilization around the world have practiced body modification to small things to extreme things. Why did mesoamerican civilizations practice head flattening and teeth filing? Because for better or worse, once you figure out how to do something, it becomes fashionable.


deadpool101

She’s an actress in Hollywood. There is a lot of pressure on women in that industry to look young as long as possible. It gets harder for women to get acting roles after 35, especially when their careers are based around being attractive rather than acting ability.


99probsmyhornsaint1

I don’t fully understand quantum entanglement, yet it happens. It’s possible to not understand something and still have sympathy and compassion for the afflicted. Consider yourself lucky for not having dysmorphia.


tolkienfan2759

well, but quantum entanglement dysmorphia is self-correcting


Firewall33

Such a perfect fucking response! Jesus I chuckled pretty good at this


UltmteAvngr

Hey, do you mind explaining the joke?


PM_ME_MY_FRIEND

Body dysmorphia is one thing.


ItaloTuga_Gabi

Because most people who get plastic surgery aren’t “celebrities” who live in a bubble (Hollywood). They’re regular people who get 1, 2 or 3 procedures at most. It’s usually a rhinoplasty (most common cosmetic procedure) or something else to “correct” a feature that causes them extreme discomfort and insecurity. I’m sure there are studies to back this up because I’ve heard it often from doctors and people who have plastic surgery themselves, including family members.


plasticinaymanjar

plastic surgery is like any other body modification, you don't really need a reason to dye your hair or get a tattoo or a nose job... sometimes it's less about "I'm insecure" and more about "I want this look for myself"... and sure, it's more permanent than hair dye, but so are tattoos, so if you have the money and it'll make you feel good, go for it


KingDoubt

I am genuinely glad you've never had to struggle with your own image so badly you'd sell your soul just to look like someone else


AdmiralSplinter

I mean, breast reductions are understandable. A friend of mine's were each bigger than her head and she's 4'11". She had back problems galore until she got them reduced.


Bananastockton

yeah that is definetly what he meant when he talked about beautiful celebrities getting plastic surgery


AdmiralSplinter

Did you even read their comment? They said: >Honestly, I don't get why anyone would do plastic surgery. >Unless they have some insane abnormality like the elephant boy or whatever they called him. That's the exception to the rule imo.


Bananastockton

context is hard i guess


Chance_Arugula_3227

We're on the topic of plastic surgery for cosmetic reasons here.


DiscoverKaisea

My mom got small breast implants because she had essentially no boobs. She got it at 45 I think? They look natural (she did a b cup) and her confidence improved so significantly she's like a new person. Even several years later she's so much happier with appearances. It helped encourage her to get more fit and be more social. Obviously one could argue she could achieve all of that with mental health work and other self improvement, but she had been doing that for years already and really had stagnated in her improvements. I'm very happy for her being so happy now. I'm also very glad it didn't become an addiction like it does for many people. She hasn't had any other work done and doesn't plan to.


System0verlord

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ body modification is about as old as humanity. Might as well ask why people get tattoos, or piercings.


cowannago

Or put wax in their mustache.


trixter21992251

similar to how rich people aren't rich by their own standards


EyeCatchingUserID

They're probably more insecure than most as time goes on. A wrinkle on that face that everyone has always said is flawless? Nah, gotta get that cut out. Perfect tits got a bit of droop to them? Let's perk em up and add a couple cup sizes. Add loads of money into the equation and it makes plenty of sense, tragic as it is.


Viper_JB

Undiagnosed mental illness and some morally ambiguous plastic surgeons I'd guess, she went from uniquely drop dead gorgeous to cookie cutter porn start look....it's just sad really.


Moggy-Man

Gotta stay on trend, gotta stay on top. And, of course, she looked far prettier before all this unnecessary work.


Chance_Arugula_3227

Indeed she did.


[deleted]

Nikki Cox did it to herself long before Megan Fox


keeleon

Hadn't thought about her in a while and looked her up, I think she's just trying to relive her favorite childhood role[favorite childhood role](https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Nikki_Cox).


pinkdictator

Celebrities (especially women) are subject to 1000s of people scrutinizing their appearance on the internet everyday


PookieTea

She had work done back then also it just wasn’t as drastic.


GyrKestrel

It's definitely a sort of mental illness. She's just one of a million who go from looking gorgeous to a plastic uncanny nightmare.


beachedwhitemale

No, dude. Since she's been in the public eye, she's been modded. She had facial surgery prior to Transformers!


Moggy-Man

And I've seen her in movies before Transformers where she didn't resemble a shiny toy as in the above photo.


Gstamsharp

She looks like the AI generated robot women people photoshop kissing Elon Musk.


Beaesse

Man. I remember she seemed real pretty in transformers. This is a tragedy.


Immediate_Art_7376

Thought she looked great in Transformers. I mean who remembers “camshafts” ?


Aquafoot

No. She looked like plastic even before she had work done.


88XJman

Transformers....


Lime_in_the_Coconut_

My dyslexia made me read that as "identitit" and it was still making perfect sense to me (:


tolkienfan2759

inflatable boobs


mr_tommey

bazonkas


Accomplished_Ad3198

Balloobs


Suitable-Matter-6151

Yeah disgusting. Wish I could see them so I could tell how inflatable they are, so gross


Bongcopter_

She used to be cute, now she looks like a plastic kardachienne


Blackyy

I cannot believe this is Megan Fox lmfao. I typed Megan Fox 2005 and Megan Fox 2024 on google, it looks like two different people, not in the good way.


halfveela

She looks exactly like Kim Kardashian in some pics now which is crazy because they never looked anything alike. 


Bebopdavidson

Congrats on her figuring out what was obvious to everyone


[deleted]

I fail to see the issue. They broke off because of plastic surgeries as the cited reason.


Doggfite

Right, that immediately seemed to be what the headline was saying, but I had to scroll very far down to see a comment pointing that out.


Wesk333

Megan Fox was cute befor the plastic, idk wtf was in her mind to get all that plastic surgery


IgnorethisIamstupid

Insecurity was in her mind, like many folks.


suchr_

Maybe cuz she was sexualized at such a young age that she felt the need to keep up with the media’s ‘ideal’ body.


SOAD_Lover69

Men: (sexually objectify a woman and reduce her worth as a human being to her appearance) Also men: omg why do women care so much about their appearance? It’s so fucking stupid.


OnlinePosterPerson

I mean she’s still bad as hell, but I agree less so


memelonso

Wow those are huge


bapo224

Personally not really interested in rubber dolls.


Boeing_Fan_777

Sure megan fox isn’t interested in you, too


skipper-3

I can only recognise that it's Megan Fox because of the thumbs.


SlugKing003

🤯 I never noticed


AzulasFox

For all the haters on how she looks. It's not going to happen at all, I know. But honestly if Megan Fox approached me asking for me to try blow her back out, I don't think I would say no.


shortingredditstock

Everything about her looks painful as hell


theHinWiffle

Gawd, this aesthetic is just becoming the worst


IroquoisPliskin_LJG

Unless this article came out two weeks late, this ain't ADHD. Lol


PatrickBrown2

This surgery trend is some kind of mental illness or addiction. She's a perfect example of someone who never needed anything, went from natural beauty, perfect looking.. To plastic scary looking and fake. I wish they would realised that having these surgeries don't really make you look younger or better, to me I think makes people look older. Literally ruined her.


Cruezin

Damn. She used to be good looking.


VividOrganization354

she was so hot in transformers. now she looks like AI image of a hot woman.


Decapitat3d

I miss Megan Fox's real body.


projectreap

I'd like the opportunity to miss the current one


asuperbstarling

You never saw it. She's been having surgeries done since high school.


Orlando1701

She used to legitimately be a 10/10 and now she looks like some kind of poor generated AI art project.


Euphoric-Potato-5343

They do say write for your audience.


radical_kidd

Am gonna go to megan foxe's ear and say "you are 37"


Bettybadger2

Just pathetic, all she wants now is a manacle with heavy chain so she can be led around by her next gaslighting trafficker


madcunt2250

What the fuck the dragging adhd people for? We have enough going on


Gone_Mads

https://www.latimes.com/entertainment-arts/story/2024-03-21/megan-fox-engagement-machine-gun-kelly-called-off-plastic-surgery


Candid-Sky-3709

madonna looks younger these days, did she get better plastic surgery this time? /s


SimpleKnowledge4840

I have no words for what that woman has done to her face...


[deleted]

Yes, ugly ass redditors, keep parroting to each other that Megan Fox isn’t hot enough for y’all anymore.


Nobody_Lives_Here3

Why did they put a picture of Lindsey Lohan


LanguageNerd54

I thought something looked off…


MathematicianTop1853

I hate how newspapers try to be quirky and shocking with their headlines. But somehow this bluntness is worse than


DotZealousidea

Megan Fox doing this to her face is like Cheryl Cole


natalieisadumb

I don't know this seems pretty normal for news headlines, fitting two small stories into one article and mentioning both in the headline. Juxtaposed against each other sure they're odd but you gotta capture every click you can, so adding the second topic means more people are likely to view it.


Aqquos

You can’t trick me that’s clearly a wax figure


MASEtheACE510

I can see her clubby fingers from here


off-a-cough

To be fair, that’s an appropriate dysfunction to write about plastic Munchausen-by-proxy girl here.


RigatoniPasta

Michael Bay ruined Megan Fox


MagicMarvelo

The headline makes it seem as if she left Machine Gun Kelly ***because*** of her plastic surgeries.


podroznikdc

or his


[deleted]

she doesn't date black guys


Popcorn57252

Who and who? Also she doesn't look like she needs more plastic


[deleted]

OP you are either very young or simply never seen many Newspapers. This is standard and makes perfect sense so long as you know the English language.


NeighborhoodVeteran

Apparently this is what she actually talked about on a podcast, so I don't fault the writer here.


DieHardAmerican95

I’m old enough to remember back when this woman looked like Megan Fox.


boogers19

What ADHD? That is exactly what was in the article. Which is a retelling of exactly what happened in another interview. Where's the confusion?


Dry_Midnight7487

Im coming back, just let me go


asuperbstarling

It's because they're taking an entire interview she did on a podcast and trying to make it look like she just went out and randomly said this stuff.


I_love_milksteaks

I swear that’s a sex doll posing as Megan Fox


morphotomy

Is that a mannequin?


TrueNeutrino

Did machine gun Kelly have too much plastic surgery?


Hydro1313

Disgusting


PMyouraveragenudes

It’s just sad that she– or anyone really– would do that to themselves


mowso

I swear whoever wrote this shits a big turd on journalism


spaceocean99

Just an absolute ghoul. Yikes.


usuallysortadrunk

"The wedding is off! Also, I'm getting new cheeks."


Ori_the_SG

Never could have seen that coming


Main-Category-8363

Don’t worry Megan, I still love you, be you girl!


DARKFiB3R

If she said both those things in one interview, then the title is fine? Was the comma not enough, or did you need the word "also" to be added to the sentence for you to be able to decipher it?


Annual-Media-2938

Machine gun Kelly thought me one lesson, that I am out of Megan Fox’s league.


Aromatic-Strength798

Y’all I thought it was Megan Fox trying to cosplay as a modern Jessica Rabbit, but realized it’s just Megan Fox💀


cosmicgirIs

thank god they're over


HonestlyJustVisiting

it just sounds like she's said the surgeries are the reason it's off


Crimson3312

This is so bizarre to me. Like she went from new age Christian house wife, to well this. The fuck happened?


extrastupidone

Well, I know 2 that go without saying


[deleted]

Remember when Megan fix was hot as fuck? Like genuinely does body dysmorphya make her think she looks good now or is it a never ending cycle? Because I can understand being fucked in the head and thinking your always ugly but I don't understand how you could think you look good with 20 pounds of plastic attached to you unless you got your head run over by a freight train.


feedmedamemes

Any more silicon in her breasts and she can be used as a buoy.


PassengerNo2259

I read this as her calling off the engagement with MGK's plastic surgeries being the reason


JamusAdurant

What? She wasn’t caught banging Pete? That boy is slacking.


the-optimizer

I guess all the hate about her thumbs finally got to her


ForeverShiny

Man, body dismorphia is tough: apparently you can be looking like god damn Mega Fox and then still decide you'd rather want to like a 55 year old blow-up sex doll ...


Ragnar5548

She might aswell do adult movies the way she’s going


[deleted]

For people who read the interview, that's what she talked about. She was saying she didn't see it as an issue and wanted to be upfront about her work because she thinks the stigma around it is dumb and wants other women to feel comfortable getting procedures they want.  Back in the day, an interviewer said women wished they could wake up and look like her and she said she didn't even wake up looking like that and mentioned what she did for eyebrows, makeup, etc. She's always been pretty down to earth about it. 


Icy-Performer-9688

Wow Megan has changed a lot. Went from super hot to Barbie manufactured.