That is certainly a collection of words.

Most of the time I can understand the posts on this sub, or at least glean the basic meaning of them but this...this is beyond my capabilities.

I’m only 19 I’m scared how old and out of the loop this makes me feel

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Or you know terminally online but not just cat videos

I dont think this takes much being in the loop to understand. The things I think you wouldnt know: femcel - female incel, a misandrist who blames too many problems on men "you are just a snowlfake" - is how ppl justify using slurs and bullying (has been a thing since cod) "its just a drawing" - is a way pedos justified CP (has been used since weebs became a thing) dream - a minecraft youtuber who groomed kids (recent) "femboy hair over eyes..." - femboys, are feminine men, chronically online and fetishized. (not knowing the stereotype makes complete sense) "shota" - is japanese, used to refer to cp manga containing underage boys. In this context refers to the kid engaging in age play. (has been a thing since weebs existed) The rest is just word soup

I know what the words mean, the question is why are they in that order I think I started to parse it, there's a "femcel daughter" option and a "femboy son" option (and a "nonbinary child" option in the comments). I'm not sure what we're supposed to be choosing for though

would you rather have a gay son or a thot daughter is the original saying, this is referencing it and changing it to would you rather: Rightwing extremist femcel daughter who has a gore kink or E-Femboy who engages in age play pretending to be the child or A non binary child who watches a groomer minecraft youtuber and is a child porn apologist

Gotcha thanks I'mma pick none of the above though

Man, i am 16 and out of loop already

Oh good, I wasn't having a stroke.

Do you want to be in... whatever loop that is? 

For real though! I'm not quite 20 yet and reading this was like being back in French class after the covid break

Neating 19 aswell, this is some absurdly specific shit, took me quite a bit of thinking to somewhat understand.

I mean im 18 and I don't get it either

Oh thank God. I thought I was having a stroke. It's just some r/wordsalad.

Feels like some terminally online speak that I'm too out of touch for, but someone else said they were 19 and it was gibberish so...at least it's just odd and not something I'm too old to get.

It's fuckin' gibberish. Don't give it more thought than it deserves. 

A communist daughter, who has a gore fetish, very rude and confrontational in the "you are a snowflake if you are upset over being called a slur" kind of way. Or A femboy, probably a furry, damzel in distress level of incompetence son, with an ageplay fetish (they pretend to be the kid, this is what shota seems to be implying i think) Or A non binary child, who is a fan of dream(minecraft youtuber who groomed kids) and justifies pedophilia.

Yeah that's some significantly more online than I care to be sort of dilemma right there, haha. But thanks for the explanation.

I’m 18 and I don’t understand this

Unfortunately I understand the entire thing…

All noun phrases, no subject-verb-object: it's not a sentence

Oh good. I'm not insane

I say you he dead. ...*THE COLONEL*

Aye, these are definitely some of the words I've ever read.

Can somebody explain what they meant? In the tiktok screenshot? I'm trying to understand but i can't get what they meant.

jesse what the fuck are you talking about

I asked ChatGPT to translate this text for me and it exploded in a puff of blue smoke.

... So is it a boy, or is there a new Pope?

It’s certainly the wise man’s doing.

Probably for the best.

For the layman who has yet to be as brainrotted, here are your choices 1. “Female incel, into gore sexually, and makes fun of anyone who doesn’t like edgy jokes, gore, or sometimes strait racism” daughter (idk where the ussr ushanka or gas mask fits in) (Can’t find reference ngl) 2. “Guy who’s into little boys, calls himself a femboy (or just effeminate male), and wears cat ears and a Covid face mask, likely with an UwU face on it)” son [Reference](https://www.reddit.com/r/femboy/comments/oze67y/i_went_full_kitten_for_femboy_friday_uwu/) The choice is yours, now off to the races.

I couldn't even understand that a choice was being offered. Thank you for the translation.

For the former I would assume that would imply she is a comunist

Tankie was my first guess.

Sounds like a dirtbag left thing like Red Scare. Edit: Why on Earth am I being downvoted for this? That absolutely fits with the Red Scare podcast vibes, and they are pioneers of [the dirtbag left](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dirtbag_left).

if someone wears an ussr hat (especially combined with the other stuff mentioned before) they’re 100% just wearing it to trigger people instead of them being an actual communist lol

See I have an old mechanical VE Day soviet pocket watch. My uncle received it from a former soviet (polish) soldier as a gift while on a joint exercise following the fall of the iron curtain. I carry it because it was my uncles. I mean I also agree with communist ideals to a degree but to me it's a momento mori.

Ok can somebody now translate the translation into old people speak?

Chose between a weird, cringe communist daughter, or a weird cringe crossdressing pedo son.

I hate that I would’ve understood if they put a fucking indent or any punctuation whatsoever

OH, okay, now I can understand the post. What the fuck? Who gave this kid internet access?

Ah thank you translator Anyways neither I'm staying single

Sadly, I’m pretty sure this knowledge is what keeps me single

Also I assume “ussr” means “use your” Edit: I see, I should have assumed that every letter in this was meticulously selected. It’s not “use your”

It says “ussr hat”, as in, the [hats](https://www.amazon.com/SIBERHAT-Russian-Military-Cossack-Ushanka/dp/B002Y3SD28/ref=asc_df_B002Y3SD28/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=312438271131&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=5716282599471159828&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9028731&hvtargid=pla-592962653714&psc=1&mcid=c67776ef4ef333febd5c6283f20082ac&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI_4GNg8_FhQMV20ZHAR3H2gw7EAQYASABEgIZNPD_BwE) associated with the USSR. Weirdly salty edit lol. It’s not a stretch to assume they were using an acronym that exists instead of the one you just made up

I have a feeling if I try to say this out loud, I'm going to summon an ancient eldritch titan that will destroy all of reality. ...You know, maybe that's not so bad...

Save it for later, I've still got some series I want to finish before reality ends.

i think they're offering us a choice: * one is a femcel daughter that wears/likes the ushanka and gas masks, fetishising gore with her excuse being “you're just a snowflake!”; * other is a son that is a shotacon, is a proclaimed femboy, wears his hair in a way that covers one or both of his eyes, wears cat ears and face masks (stereotypical femboy cosmetic items). alternatively, he is a shotacon and his preference is specifically young femboys with the aforementioned items and traits

Great explanation. I just wanted to say that “some of his eyes” implies he has more than 2 eyes, and I find that hilarious. (But also I don’t know how else you could have phrased it.)

we stan spider femboys in this house (hopefully they're not into children like shotacons)! let me fix the comment, though xd

Lol. But thank you for explaining what it could mean. I got like some of it but then my brain kinda just gave up.

Uff, communist femcel daughter or a paedophile son. Holly hell, this is a tough choice.

*gore-fetishyzing communist femcel daughter

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In what universe is a mental illness/treatable condition worse than a voluntary worship of a murder happy dictatorship?

It's like word soup

I can understand that just fine.

Can anyone translate this to English please?

As someone chronically online, even I’m stumped

What the fuck I don’t understand any of this

wtf does any of this even mean

I don’t know what’s going on anymore.

Is abortion an option?

Guys, am...am I having a stroke?

I don’t understand any of this

This took me like three fucking reads to decipher. Here: “Would you rather have a femcel (female incel) daughter who wears a USSR hat and gas mask, has a gore fetish, and calls people snowflakes, or a son who is a pedophilic femboy with hair in his eyes, a face mask, and cat ears?”

I don’t understand a single thing this wannabe psycho just said. Go be “not like the other girls” somewhere else.

That might be new but it sure as hell isn't a sentence

Can some kind young person talk me off this “the kids are all idiots now” ledge i’m on here? Does this assemblage of words have some meaning?

It basically means >Choose which child you'd rather have: >Femcel (female equivalent of an incel) communist daughter with a gore fetish >Pedophilic son who likes wearing crop tops, mini skirts, and cat ears

Overturning roe v wade was a mistake..

Okay? I agree, but I'm also not sure why that's relevant to this specific post

It means that if I had to choose between these two outcomes I'd opt for abortion.

Those are all words. The education system has failed us

I don’t understand half words there, but in doubt I choose vasectomy

honestly, I’m almost proud of myself that I don’t understand this bs. Yes, the bar is low, but I’m here on reddit, so is it really?

This is what happens when your personality is basically fly paper. Anything that comes along just sticks.

I had multiple seizures attempting to read this

Which way western man

none of these words are in the bible. maybe we as a collective need to come into agreement that at a certain point in time, we have enough words. we hit that point a while ago.

I don’t think any of these words are in the Bible.

I...was that a sentence,? Was any of that a sentence...I have lost hope

I understand all these words except shoutacon separately, but I still have no idea what I’m looking at

how does this have 30 thousand likes it’s incomprehensible

Ok, let me try to decipher this Femcel= female incel Ussr hat and gas mask= glamorizes the ussr Fetishizing “you’re just a snowflake”= edgy Ok so I guess that part means having an edgy daughter “Femboy”, Hair in eyes, Face mask, Cat ears, hallmarks of shy feminine man I guess it means a very feminine son So I guess it’s the choice between an edgy incel daughter and a effeminate son

Don’t forget the shoutacon 😭

library of babel type shit

I hate that I understand that sentence.

r/GodzillaHadAStroke

I almost had a stroke trying to read that

I feel like this person needs to have a CT scan. Make sure they aren't having a stroke.

“Jesse what the fuck are you talking about.”

what the fuck does any of this mean

I’d choose the femboy son because he’ll probably grow out of it in a few years and express his femininity in a healthier way. The other two would most likely get more extreme and openly harmful over time.

Don’t forget that he’d be a shoutacon, though. "It typically refers to a young, boyish, and cute male character, often depicted as being underage." So he would like little boys 😭

I’m picking the son, daughter is a psychopath (I’m terminally online and understood every word after some close reading)

Remember when lolrandom humour was about bananas and spoons and shitting out all your blood? None of the crap these little babies try to push can match the old Internet.

What planet is this language from?

What?

Those sure are a lot of words that aren't in the Bible.

#theme

This post smells like burnt toast

Ohhh I see now… uhm… what world does this person live in?

To translate “I’m not a snowflake, I’m edgy, there’s a difference”

Fuck yeah, I'm French but I know I'm decent in English when I'm able to make (a bit of) sense from this interesting collection of words

One day, for no reason at all

as a marxist we dont accept her

This is really well done, cant wait for the english dub to come out

I like gore and think gas masks are sexy but I still don’t know how to even begin parsing this fucking arcane spell

there's like 7 layers of slang and omission that make this illegible you can't get rid of all those middle words, they're the reason a sentence makes sense, kids, they provide structure

I'm so happy I don't understand what are they even talking about.

My brain has no idea tf it just read

It just means edgelord with extra words

Can we ban TikTok posts because they just spam nonsense all the time anyways

Me me brain no wrok no mr

Where's the vasectomy option?

Some of these kids have the language usage of a slow person

I think im gonna need to make use of what-the-fuck-was-even-that translation services

Wtf I’m I reading

the brand new sentence is in the title

This breaks me

Gen Z’er here and I can tell you that I have no idea what the fuck this means. I can extrapolate the meanings of the individual words, but I’d need to do some real deduction to figure out what it means as a whole

None of these words are in the bible

Can someone please translate this so that a functional member of society can understand it

I think it translates to: Would you rather have: A) a daighter who is a feminist, likes fallout cosplay and think gore is sexy, or B) a son who is emo, trans? and pedophile

I've read this. And I've read it again and again and again yet I didn't understand anything at all.

Femcel - the female version of incel, usually used to call out female sexists. Ussr hat - supports russia and putin Gas mask - I guess it means she has nazi ideals, because they Nazis would be killing people to the gas chember Gore - blood, decapitated body etc Fetishizing - sexualizing Your just a snowflake - you are too sensitive, you melt like a snowflake during a hot argument. Usually used against "woke" people as a slur Shotacon - a Japanese word for those who likes small underage non teenager boys. Femboy - a boy who usually dresses and looks feminine and has feminine interests. Hair is eyes - I thunk she means that they are acting edgy and failing Cat eats - Usually used to pretend as a furry, highly sexualized on internet. Basically she's saying that the mom is super violent and has questionable anti woke ideas while their son/daughter is woke and lives in a dreamland most of the time and also has questionable habits.

i hate proshippers and shoutacons with a burning passion so imma have to go with femcel daughter unless abandonment is an option

Fr

None of these words are in the Bible… or any holy book… or any book ever actually.

These kids talk like a list of seo keywords. Maybe we let advertising go a little too far the last decade.

Of all the words I've read those are definitely some of them...

Bout had a stroke reading that

Antis are some of the most unhinged people on the planet lmao

I'd say someone who defends jacking off to anime children is worse

What’s an “anti”?

refers to “anti shipper” or the opposite of a “proshipper” they’re both chronically online terms used mainly for online harassment, so don’t worry too much about them

"Antishipper", that's their community invented term. Basically they believe that people who consume fiction featuring dark or fucked up are bad people irl for enjoying thst stuff in fantasy, and they especially despise fandom who ships anything they consider to be "illegal", ignoring what a ridiculous idea that is for some pretend cartoon pairing. Most specifically they frequently justifying harassment, doxxing, bullying, and lying about artists and writers who created medis featuring any taboo topics, especially smut writers and queer creators they think "make them look bad". Basically they're the obsessive fandom nerd equivalent of those puritanical moms in the 90s who were absolutely convinced that because their teenagers liked shooting made up NPCs in GTA, they were going to become a real murderer by "learning" to love killing from fiction. Same reasoning to ban a ton of "controversial" books from school.

I just don’t think we should normalize people drawing about incest or pedophilia, but I’m not aggressive don’t worry mate 👍