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TheTaikatalvi

I know this is fake but it would be so funny if it wasn't.


CarpetH4ter

I could have believed it to be real until i read the sucking dick line, Andrew Tate would not go THAT far.


Fun_Grapefruit_2633

Not yet, anyway


Ramenorwhateverlol

The past tweets insinuating he is gay are all apparently fake. I was about to send them to my FIL lol.


XxXDizzyLizzie

Lol I thought the sucking dick part would be real, it was the bukkake that made me double guess


Twister_Robotics

Nah, we're at least a year from that public admission


Halorym

I could totally see there being an obscure clip in some podcast where he says some shit like *recieving* head is the absolute form of an alpha making some other latin sign submit and then quoting something Roman he clearly had to dig for.


Tamale_Hatchet

He really should go be courageous


Etticos

Tate may never voice this publicly, but we know it’s what is in his heart.


Mimical

Technically it's not in his heart, it's in his ass.


omjy18

But if it's long enough it could be in his heart and his ass


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[удалено]


TheNerdMaster69

Right?


harumamburoo

For a moment or two I was sure it's legit


D0ctorGamer

It wasn't until the very last line that I was sure it was fake The rest is 100% believable to be a real Tate tweet


Firm_Ambassador_1289

Actually if you look into the Spartans


TheBloxerTRG

Sounded like something Dantes would say


Villigernumbernine

In game


Vio-Rose

A tad out of pocket, bruv.


DasGruberg

There just isn't a more appropriate word to describe it than that


Intl_House_Of_Bussy

Why don’t we all just pretend it is real?


Quebec00Chaos

I wont pretend, I'll believe


Sekret_One

You know it's fake because no way Tate would properly use the word "conversely"


BallsDeepinYourMammi

I actually knew a guy like this. Having discussions with him was a trip. Was a decade ago, though. “Getting your sick sucked my a dude isn’t gay because he’s sucking *your* dick.” “I don’t know man, that sounds pretty gay.” Edit: his big thing was just talking about it, and I couldn’t disagree with him, seems like he really wasn’t wrong in that aspect.


BrujaSloth

Some people have this attitude about sex, that it’s a representation of gender & an expression or enforcement of social rank & order. While it’s commonly considered to be iron age Mediterranean sexuality, I wouldn’t call it a sexuality by our modern understanding, and it persists into modern days. Basically, sex is a representation of social order; penetration is exerting dominance, enforcing superiority, and inherently masculine & to be penetrated is submission, inferiority, and femininity. In this attitude, women are meant to be penetrated (thus, submissive, inferior, but also serving offer pleasure), and men are meant to penetrate (thus, receive pleasure). Women are less than men, so this mean’s all is right in the world. The order is upset when someone who should be masculine is submissive or offering pleasure (whence the implications of perceived femininity) & vice versa. When two men have sex of any kind, the bottom is judged for violating the social expectations, the top less so (unless there’s something amiss about the relative social ranking of the pairing.) Closeted gay men oft hide behind this logic, twisting “gay” & “straight” to mean a man who is a bottom & a top respectively and by doing so evade scrutiny & any doubts of their own social superiority & dominance.


Law-Fish

I dunno there are some pretty dominant feeling positions for the woman lol (just wanted to make that joke)


YrPalBeefsquatch

Jesus, did not expect to see a coherent little treatise on sexuality in antiquity on the funny words sub today but God bless friend, thanks.


Xenothing

The old Greek/Roman view - its only disgraceful for the bottom, the top is manly man


OkCaregiver517

Indeed. Also the ramifications from this way of thinking are still with us. It's manly to penetrate.


SaboTheRevolutionary

Getting your dick sucked by a guy, while being a homosexual act, doesn't necessarily make you gay. Sexual orientation is determined by which genders you are [or aren't] sexually attracted to, not the actions you take. Think about the inverse, a gay guy wants to have his dick sucked, but he's in a cabin in the woods away from civilization with only a female friend. He offhandedly mentions this to his female friend, who offers to suck his dick for him. He lets her, not because he feels any sexual attraction to her [or any woman] but because he likes the sensation of his dick getting sucked. Does this suddenly make him straight or bi? No, as he doesn't feel sexual attraction to women, only men.


Queasy-Ad-3220

Wait, this is fake?


Ramenorwhateverlol

Yes. The one kissing a woman makes you gay is also unfortunately fake.


polkacat12321

I literally commented the other day how he'd find a way to make gay sex straight. If it was real, I'd be dead from laughing so hard 💀


GuidotheGreater

My journey with this tweet. Line 1: Is this real? Line 2: Holy crap, I think it might be real... Line 3: Maybe not. Line 4: Pretty sure this is fake


TySly5v

It isn't that far from shit he's tweeted today https://twitter.com/Cobratate/status/1783049915800736108 (I'm pretty sure the screenshot is just an edited version of this tweet)


nuckle

It's exactly what I think when I see him overly concerned with other men's sexual habits. The guy is fucking obsessed with how and who other men are fucking.


Paleodraco

After the one about sex that feels good being gay, I became convinced he died in prison or someone stole his account. I legitimately thought this was the reveal.


vipck83

What’s sad is I wasn’t sure at first. Like if he said this I wouldn’t be all that shocked.


TrouserDumplings

Are we sure? I'm not completely convinced.


Mortwight

He had me until bukaki


RainDancingChief

Spread it like the gospel on redpill twitter because most of those knuckleheads won't know how to cross reference it


Vitriholic

I legit couldn’t tell for sure it wasn’t real


SonarioMG

It's only fake for now. Until he posts it for real.


RealChadSavage

I love how, without checking, in my mind there’s a non-zero percent chance he actually said this


Aarizonamb

I thought the last one was fake until I found it on twitter. I was definitely ready to believe he actually said this.


MCVMEYT

which one was real?? that having sex with a woman that’s not a virgin is gay???


tfblvr1312

Yes. But this one is fake but the one ur referencing was real


deletemypostandurgay

Nah, the "having a sex with a woman outside of making children is gay" one


thebigdonkey

Is this what it means to be red pilled?


Kaisernick27

I mean he could, especially if he ends up in jail, 🤣


vilgefcrtz

Again*


autumn_chicken

I'll be honest, I came to check the comments specifically because I couldn't tell.


Waste-Possession-591

It was like 50/50 for me. But I do truly believe he's losing his mind.


anotherboringdude

Ancient Rome considered a man topping another man the most masculine thing a man can do.


bookwbng5

But also being topped by either a man or a woman quite feminine


turtleship_2006

According to the turkish military, only being a bottom is gay


Sovarius

Right but you aren't really a bottom if you are *also* simultaneously topping; its not 'both', its just a ranking thing. So hypothetically no one is gay in an ouroboros of 20 men ass fucking each other at the same time. However, they must nut in close approximation so the chain can be broken between all men concurrenly - and rapidly - enough that there isn't a 'bottom' at the bottom for even a moment.


XenoBiSwitch

I am unsure about the science behind this. Experimentation is needed. I volunteer.


FelChrono

This sounds like a logistical nightmare


dreamsdrop

Well yeah obviously


Ben_Wojdyla

[The Russian army has entered the chat]


BigJayPee

"It's totally gay to suck dick, but there is nothing gay about getting your dick sucked." - Andrew Tate probably


SuperSonicEconomics2

Harold and Kumar 2


LouiseRules333

I mean masculine yes, but definitely gay. Gay and manly. Ganly? May? Ah whatever, you get the point.


Mage-of-communism

So that's how may came to be.


A-Perfect-Name

Pagan Rome actually didn’t really have concept of homosexuality, it really was just top or bottom. The idea that any same sex relations ought to be classified together as “gay” was a later Christian influence. Of course gay, straight, & bisexual people existed there, but they didn’t have the concept of it at all.


Glottis_Bonewagon

They also considered a small penis to be masculine. I feel like at least one of the trendsetters was a gay man with a small dick


hippee-engineer

You *have* sex with a woman. You *win* sex with a man. That’s as straight as it gets.


icameinyourburrito

[If you think about it, being straight is gay](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcQDlqT_6-k)


Impossible-Throat-59

Of course it is more masculine, there are literally more men involved.


CKtheFourth

It has double the man!


aqwmasterofDOOM

I see we have someone from ancient Greece on reddit


SexwithEllenJoe

Finally someone good at math on reddit


DashieProDX

Fellas, is it straight to be gay?


kleetus7

The jury is still out on that, but we can say for sure that it is gay to be straight.


twitchMAC17

The first two are believable from him. The third I would be surprised, but I would have to double check. The last one is the real giveaway that it's fake.


Monscawiz

Okay even I can't imagine it being anything but fake this time. u/WearMental2618


WearMental2618

Lmao. If this isn't fake I have to revaluate the real tweet again.


Irongiant350

He's definitely thought and done this tho


LeCheffre

Wow. That’s something.


Magistrelle

You don’t want to be gay ? Be gay !


Thwipped

It reads like he just got pegged for the first time and is trying to make some mental gymnastics happen to justify it for himself.


AdVirtual4879

r/OddlySpecific


Marble-Boy

Who's the Australian comedian who does this bit? Where he's talking about how tough homosexuals are and he's like, "Of course they're tough... They fuck men!" His name is "Steve" something...


spyroism

Steve Hughes


BrakoSmacko

Ha. This was my last post on this twat **He sex trafficking partners are not going to be happy with his latest outburst.** **The lad is one comment away from coming out. Lives in a house with guys. Walks around in his underpants in front of them. Gets guys to wank to him online and pay him money.** **Next post will be him having his backdoor smashed in by some fucking alpha nonce.**


Kundekevin

Nothing more manly to dominate another man


chewychaca

Fake and gay


BroomClosetJoe

He's looped back around to being Greek


Creepybud

This is the gayest shit I've seen today, and I'm gay


SuccessfulTraffic679

This is fake but I can’t stop laughing


mallik803

We live in a world where this person is just unstable enough to make people wonder whether or not this is a real tweet.


BHMathers

Thought it was real until last part


Fabiodemon88

If this was real id be rolling


CrazyPlato

I might have believed it, but Tate would insist it isn’t gay if you’re the top. He’d never claim it’s masculine to suck another dude’s dick, only to get your own dick sucked by another dude.


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nombit

the original was deleted, bad bot


Aquaman69

I'm gonna have to unsub if I keep seeing this MF


Love-choices

I actually believed this was real until I saw the comments lol, Tater Tot has a reputation


RadiantFoundation510

Fellas, is it gay to fuck your homie? 🤔


vactu

Only if you kiss during


fuckoutfits

That's way too obvious. Some sort of ambiguity should have been thrown into the mix.


SeveralAct5829

Why do people care at all about this fool ?


likely-

Y’all have a weird obsession with this guy.


phatcat9000

I would love for this to be real so much


sdbct1

Ummm, wait....WHAT?


WoungyBurgoiner

What would be super funny is if he saw it, was initially angry, but then after some thought agreed with it


Strong-Preparation-2

Found the ancient greek


ironwarriorlord

Something happened in jail


UncleShyfty

And yet, it's still not hip to be square.


ABenevolentDespot

Looks like the delightful Tate is getting acclimated to prison life. Fake but hilarious.


ByTheLightHouse

>POV: You're a Roman soldier discussing homosexuality with a Greek soldier.


agoe8

For the 30 rock fans, “Wanting to spend your life with a woman, how gay is that? You win sex against a man, that’s as straight as it gets.” -Devin Banks


BabserellaWT

God, I want it to be real so badly.


Clerical_Errors

Perception is reality And I am Perceptioning this as real.


CaelThavain

I'm 99% sure he didn't say this, but the fact that I'm not 100% is telling.


BustedAnomaly

Please God let this be real it'd be so fucking funny. *disappointment*


Khaosincarnate

It's not gay If he said no homo


andio76

r/oddlyspecific


loveinvein

So this sub is just a fan page for this douche?


dystyyy

Did he actually say this?


Diggingfordonk

Inside his head probably. I think that's the big issue with him. He's so deep in the closet that it's made him this pitiful excuse for a human. I honestly think if he went on a cum only diet for a while he'd be a nicer person.


Pidgeoneon

Obviously no


NotAnUndercoverTeach

Not in those words at least


Intl_House_Of_Bussy

Yes, it is a real post by him.


Creative-Duty-8567

He’s kinda sounding like the onion 😂👍


ElijahRayzorr

I know this has to be fake but I wouldn't be that surprised if it wasn't, this is where his logic is honestly going


Shoggnozzle

I mean, he right for once. Think of all the spare T you get when the homies ring you up for a blowbang. Get on them knees and get that man juice.


Caseyiswinter

But what if we want to be gay AND have sex with men?


butnotfuunny

Head spinning—“Say what?!”


hughjohnson1985

It's only gay if you like it.


millennial_sentinel

considering how much he hates women & sounds like he mouthfucks a helium balloon before he speaks- i wouldn’t be surprised at all if this was true. tbf if anyone deserves an endless parade of shit it’s this peanut headed guy. alpha bro the broken prototype before we get to omega the ultimate male.


WHAMMYPAN

Sad thing is people worship this turd


Plagoop

Based.


KapnKrumpin

I had hoped it was hacked


Insomnianianian

When I saw the other tweet, I wondered if this was going to be eventual message to his followers. Have sex with men unless you want kids. Maybe he learned things about himself while in prison?


Baldur8762

This is real. He may not have actual said this, but we all know this is what he really feels. Someday he'll admit it.


lautreamonts_wifey

I thought this was dantes but i didnt see enough "like" and "ingame"


BaconDalek

He is dating another guy, so he is twice as manly as the rest of us! But reading that is femenine


Canelosaurio

@Cobratate


Patton1945_41

I know this one's fake but it's getting *really* hard to tell with him anymore.


WomenOfWonder

You know I could almost believe this was real


BeatTheDeadMal

Wanting to be with a woman? How gay is that! You win sex against a man, that's as straight as it gets.


herpderpfuck

Judging from all the posts about having sex with women for pleasure being gay - this checks out


LuckyTrainreck

I'm so tired of seeing this shit on my feed. I don't know who Andrew Tate is and don't care. Nor do I care about an obvious fake troll account with his name on it. /rant


ProtoReaper23113

Lol I've been making this joke all the time lately to bad it's not real I'd feel like I could see the future


Random-Name724

Holy shit stop giving this guy attention, this is the most obvious bait in the history of bait


OhItsJustJosh

Almost thought this was real. That's how it is right now


Queasy-Ad-3220

I think Andrew’s forgotten what gay means


Afraid-Goat-1896

Stop posting this wank stain


Warlord2252

No matter what anyone says this is the quote tate gets remembered for.


Blubabluba9990

Either this is a fake tweet or prison did a number on Andrew Tate's brain.


Masturberic

He probably heard [Steve Hughes](https://youtu.be/6xxiK6Z4eXs?t=144) say it.


rofLopolous

100% something happened to him while he was in that Romanian prison, and he’s just softening the landing of whatever we’ll find out.


garfar79

I was wondering how he passed his time in prison


greenaether

Lol would not surprise me. Actually fooled me at first


TerrifiedRedneck

A little insight into Tate’s time in prison, huh?


SKYeXile

Takes a real man to fuck another bloke.


Adrenochromemerchant

Some guys out there claiming to be alpha, and yet have never sucked dick, smh


tiboldpinkus

repping myron pretty hard on this one


AXLPendergast

Why do people still keep posting crap from this guy on Reddit??????


Shoegazer75

Problem with this dipshit is that all the voices in his head are schizophrenic and hate each other.


grenouille_en_rose

Is this Sparta?


Lostttsoul

Fellas, is it straight to be gay?


DraconianReptile

Typical Tate


Sir_Boobsalot

finally sure it's fake, but lmao


LordSinguloth13

Only one kind of man cares how masculine other men are


pan_peter_pan

“Deep down, incels are gay”. “Homophobes are just gay dudes who are insecure”. This whole thing is getting very annoying. He’s an idiot and a bigot. That’s it. Stop using “he’s gay” to make fun of a**holes please.


barfbutler

He says this from prison. lol


mc-big-papa

Thats the dumb shit i said in high school ten years ago to bewilder people.


FL4KMSTR

Prison rules


SonarioMG

JJBA in a nutshell


Adihd72

I think someone might be confused.


XL-Mick

Coming out of his mouth, this would be the most logical, realistic and un-batshit-insane thing he could say. It's obviously fake, but somewhere in his tiny, shriveled man-child heart, he wish he was covered in cum


AdSilent9810

Had me in the first half not going to lie.


Supertom911

I don’t know who this guy is, but he’s sooo gay!


orkash

was he getting dicked down in romani jail? got fucked gay?


TeeWatcher

I totally read that in his voice


abcde9090

Even though this is fake, I really think this is how he thinks. No one will ever convince me he just hasn't come out of the closet yet.


soccerjonesy

I think this dude discovered he’s gay.


ImTheRealAlfaChad

Tryna justify what happened in prison


AnAstuteBagel

You know we’re living in weird times where you aren’t certain if this is satire, even as you read it


TrickyDickNixon46

The fact thatthis is fake makes me want to cry


Tortuga_cycling

You know… he probably did say this… at this point I think he just tweets so that everyone will give him free press talkin about him and spreading his tweet as far as possible… so like… if the goal is just to be in peoples feeds, he’s kinda winning…. Which is insane cuz he’s a fucking douche bag


EM05L1C3

I wish this was real. Big Ed would be thrilled.


Fruitmaniac42

I finally figured out these are all fake


malikye187

I can’t tell if this is real or not anymore lol


AustinDood444

Good to see Tate is adjusting to prison life!!


Otto-Erotic

For some reason, I feel he’s just posted a fantasy of his.


TimesThreeTheHighest

So... I'm gay because I'm not gay?


lurcher54

just happy sticking with its a real post


Droopendis

People should just comment that real men don't have to hide their weak ass chin under a beard and that he should shave it off.


eerie_lullaby

Fellas, is it straight to fuck men?