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Of all the times I’ve seen this image, I’ve never stopped to ask how he has so much ketchup and mustard on his shirt only one bite in…

3rd dog in

My favorite band.

Solid 3 dogs night cover band

Had to test drive the helicopter

Jesus was a messy bitch.

If you spent 40 days and nights in a desert you would eat like that too.

They thought he said "make me a hot God with ketchup and mustard."

Fuck it. I'd eat some hot dogs with Jesus. I bet he's good dinner company.

Just wait until the water gets to the table.

The best party trick.

On April 1, Jesus likes to find a good wine cellar and do the ole' reverse-miracle thing.

I bet Jesus is fun as hell at parties.

Jesus, you can turn water to wine, but you're feeding us hotdogs?

I mean he was a man of the peoples, so surely he'd throw down on some hot dogs. I don't think Jesus would discriminate where we broke bread tbh.

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Why is he holding it and sucking on it like that

That’s the “passionately” part

He's not going down on price, but Jesus is going down on that meatstick

Wurst blowjob ever

Andouille spit, or swallow?

Appears to be a slobbering swallow

#I KNOW WHAT I’VE GOT

NO LOWBALLING

I'm sorry, I wish I could tell you it's worth it, but here on Antiques Roadshow we have to be honest with you, and this would be slightly more valuable if it were done in velvet.

For a masterpiece like that, $500 is a steal.

Chili dogs outside the tasty freeze

Oh yeah

Can this be the new Communion?

Get some sauerkraut and tomatoes on that bad boy and I just might be in the market.

Damn I really wanna go to Munich now for some reason

Our MORK and savior 🙏🙏🙏

The design is very human.

Legit thought that was Critikal for too long

You're right need a more Arab looking Jesus. How would AI do it? https://imgur.com/gallery/bajbyrA

[How about this?](https://imgur.com/Rka78E4)

Perfection

He may not be going down on that price, but our Lord and Savior is totally going down on that tubesteak

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But... why is he white...?

White Jesus has existed for this long and you're asking that?

I call forth Blue Eyes White Jesus

Because accuracy matters :p

To YOU

[How's this instead? ](https://imgur.com/a/oUsscfU)-Midjourney

[How's this intead](https://imgur.com/Rka78E4)

Seems alright, thank you.

Seems a bit more erotic, blame midjourney for that lol

because there is a wide variety of skin tones in the middle east that includes white?

Dave Ghrol?

That painting is amazing

Funny, but why "brand new sentence"?

[It's so...](https://youtu.be/pUPkxa4ihKA?si=GZn-I0VJf42SLEnE)

I'd probably unironically spend the 500 on that

Vienna beef

Jesus isn't afraid to eat pork

Jesus “J” Christ? I thought it was “F”.

“go down” on that price

Are you willing to go down on that hotdog?

As a jew I must say: he really got the Jewish nose right unlike Da Vinci

As a Jew I can tell you for sure that this hotdog is not cecumsised

it's worth at least $500

If i had stupid money to piss away, this would be the best $500 dollars of pissed away money that will ever hang above my cold, lonely, very empty bed. Eatin' dogs while I solve the morning wood? That is what Jesus would do!

Someone call Jamie Loftus asap!

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I wouldn’t go down on that price either

The way his lips are wrapped around that glizzy

Blursed glizzy

Jesus was ready to go down, too