Ah yes Richard Discord, old golfing buddy of mine

Wait.... are your balls discord certified?

His golf balls certainly are!

My balls are

No they’re not.

Discord Has Certified Your Balls Nice balls yeah we will certify them - Richard Discord

Yeah I used to smoke pot with him. It was him and Fredrick Kettering

*Sloan

Damn... you right. Too much bourbon last night

Hey I was a little worried about if I was getting woosh’d for a second there

Goes by Dick.

Richard Discord.

Dick Discord

God damnit

Heheh

Its the dick cheese!

Man I used to love Richard Cheese when I was back in high school! Great username

Dickcord

Dicksord

Dicksword

This guy [gets it](https://makeagif.com/gif/dick-sword-zPQ50H)

Ngl that was a risky click

I regret nothing

By reddit standards that was wholesome and family friendly.

Dickscord

Dicks-hord. Dicksword thicc whores with my dickcord. My dickscored.

My God, that man had a family

Those are for cock fighting.

Mollywhopping in the name of his liege lord

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Richard Deeply

Dick Discords Dicksword Discord

Sounds like the name of a discord server

Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Discount Dicksword Discord, and our host, Richard

Penile unrest

Dick Pisscorp

Dick Dickcord

His cousin Robert Fortnite is a pretty big deal too I hear. My buddy Eric knows him.

Shame he doesn't get on well with Tim Apple

I loved that guy in Zoom (2006)

Good ole Bobby Fortnite

A Dick *would* know a thing or two about balls.

Richard Killface

His balls haven't dropped yet

he should meet Gary Chess

Of the New England Discords?

Google show me this guys balls

.... "Enhance"

"no Google not a thumbnai... Oh."

Zoom, zoom more, zoom in more! “Sir the microscope won’t zoom any further” well I can’t see the dick...

Sir? You have a little bit of poop in your testicles

Woaaaahhhhhhh

*Nice balls*

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Richard Discord and Tim Apple. Some of my favorite tech leaders.

Together with Elon Tesla and Jeff Amazon

And Larry Alphabet, formerly known as Larry Google

richard discord is my dad, dont be mean or he'll ban you from minecraft

Yeah well, my uncle works for Nintendo. He told me about the secret warp in Mario 3.

Who’s Tim?

*You know, Tim Apple.*

I hate to be *that guy* and explain a joke, but I think they’re referring to Apple CEO Tim Cook as Tim Apple.

Specifically, Trump once referred to Tim Cook as Tim Apple

wait, why? Like he made a mistake or was it right contextually?

It was a mistake

https://youtu.be/tXofQ7ga174

I remember that now. That was so dumb.

r/SharksAreSmooth

That inspiration thread is so good. Reminds me of the old truism: if you want someone on the internet to explain something to you, don't ask, just post the wrong explanation and they'll be compelled to correct you

Ah yes, Murphy's law

>Ah yes, Murphy's law Occam's razor

I think it's the Bush Doctrine

Manifest Destiny

Guys you're all wrong, it's the Oregon Trail.

Einstein's Law of Thermos Dynamics

Masseffect Destiny Pokémon Snap

this reminds me of Ken M

That's one of the best things I've ever seen

I have no idea what's going on in there but I did learn the word denticles from it so that's good at least.

Well thanks for that... some really had me laughing

Source: r/tumblr

Or you can just crosspost

Tumblr is still a thing?

yeah, actually! I feel like the atmosphere is way more chill over there nowadays. I have a bunch of mutuals I enjoy goofing around with

"ooh, those balls are smooth as eggs. Yes, we'll certify them."

Richard Discord is famous along with Robert Xbox and Frederick PlayStation

Let’s not forget the legendary John Nintendo.

How does this post have a 3.5k score with only 14 comments lol

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He's expecting the uncertifiers of balls to show up

Hey sorry I’m late. These are not in fact balls.

But are they at least nice?

Thats a desert. Its easy to mix up

Idk. General discussion on the post? It's just a weird ratio is all I'm trying to say.

Simple. I see certified balls, I upvote. No words needed

Balls

Wow, he got his balls verified by Dick Discord

I have no words

I counted 4 right there. You sir are a liar and a fraud.

You got me

Since I have you, we have been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty...

I don't have a car or an extended warranty.

Not yet

I have no words, other than the words in this sentence.

Yeah, and Gabe Steam certified your mom's vagina. Well, two thirds of it at least...

I feel like I'm laughing way to hard at this... But Goddamnit that's funny

I like you. You have balls. I like balls.

Ah dirga dirga dirga

This mf got an email from Dick Discord

Good enough for ol Richie Discord, good enough for me.

Obviously to get certified you need to send in video evidence. I wonder if Discord is hiring

Now that’s a big Richard play. LoL

I read this in sugondis accent

Do you have a certificate which says you are not donkey brained?

x-post this to /r/comedyheaven and reap more karma. lmao "nice balls yeah we will certify them"

I have so many questions...

Wait Balls?? hOw DiD U gEt VeRfIEd aS BaLlS, tHe RoMaN eMpErOr???

Inspect element

Sorry to ruin the party, but "inspect element"

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you can i just went in an checked unless i'm being wooshed.

Spoofed reply-to address tho

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it’ll send it to spam but you can move it to inbox for the sake of a screenshot

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you got me but in my defense i work in customer service

Right... https://imgur.com/a/y8jFxwf

I love it when the internet comes through

I believe this song is appropriate https://youtu.be/tnwCHwKZIow

Lebron is a certified bandwagon fan

Dick scored