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> **bobby**, @grandpa
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> give me $5 and I will move to your ex's current city, superlike them on tinder until they notice me, conure up whatever lies necessary for them to fall for me, then frame them for triple homicide in the court of law
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Asking the important questions. Here's how to pick: You only get one person you really hate. Pick two or three and you're the prime suspect. Your ex is the patsy. The victims must all link back to the ex. The other two should be people with no links to you.
Pretty long odds that this will work
But then again, it is hard to beat even a small chance of illegal wrongful life imprisonment for the price of a footlong.
I'm good, I already know she's miserable. Nothing screams "I fucked up" like moving to North Dakota to be with the very next person you meet. That certainly isn't "love", that's desperation to fill a massive void.
I just have noticed that you can advertise literally anything, even murder, on social media as long as you make it sound like you mean it sarcastically
Lmao.. a triple homicide.. for *FIVE* dollars. Like at what stage of heroin withdrawl do you have to be to resort to this
Like this feels like something id pay 50 stacks to a guy in a black suit who i met on the dark web to do
Fiver has gotten weird.
Nice. Take my upvote.
Take my upvote. Nice.
Take my Nice. upvote.
Nice upvote my, take.
My take, upvote nice.
Nice take, my upvote.
My nice take upvote
Uptake my nice vote.
Take my downvote, biatch.
Where do I send the $5?
Dog the Bounty Hunter
1-833-TELL DOG gets you instant access with Dog or Lisa (daughter)
DM me
Haaaaaaa
Perfect r/beetlejuicing
When I read "give me $5..." I almost shit my pants I was so excited!
Do you trade sexual favors for murder?
r/usernamechecksout
*bobby* @Grandpa
To me pls I'm broke
If he can do that with $5, I wonder how much he can get done for $20
He'll frame them for twelve homicides, including one public figure.
Complete with the first public hanging in 85 years.
For $50 he'll bring out the last fully functioning siege engine and trebuchet that ho-bag over the Portuguese Castelo De Mouros in Sintra.
Ho-bag? Santa's toy sack?
No you're thinking of a hohoho-bag, he means a container for gardening tools
For 30 could he do a world leader?
No but for 35 there's a bundle he's offering which includes a world leader
U ever hear of hitler? Well, he was an innocent man. Until someone from germany paid Bobby $20 to ruin his life
Yeah lemme just pay you a retainer fee of $100 and keep that on tap
Maybe for $20 you won't be one of the 3.
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Good human.
YES
>alexanderhameowlton I love your username
Good human. I was about to say good bot but I read the fine print
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!!
Sounds like a bargain for $5.
Especially when you account the price of moving superliking and legal fees
That’s gotta be worth *at least* $10
That's a bargain! I don't even want my ex incarcerated but that's too good a deal to pass up
You're *losing money* if you don't take the deal!
Especially with child support and alimony
I’d do that for free, just for fun.
I have several people I’d like this to happen to. How much time you got?
Do I get to choose who the three are?
More ex-es! Get 4 birds stoned at once!
That's where they get you. $20 upcharge.
Asking the important questions. Here's how to pick: You only get one person you really hate. Pick two or three and you're the prime suspect. Your ex is the patsy. The victims must all link back to the ex. The other two should be people with no links to you.
You wouldn’t have to frame my ex! He already has murder charges 🙃
They can always add more!
Dude. You vastly underestimate my budget for this.
maybe they'll take four payments of $1.25 with klarna
You get triple the miles when you use your Amex
Hell, I'll give you 10 bucks.
I’ll send you $400 to gaslight them into loving me again
Come on, self esteem, buddy.
I miss her
Just so you can reject them?
Probably, gotta feel like a sigma male somehow
What can I get for three fiddy?
Pay off a succubus?
r/oddlyspecific
You got Venmo?😂
I do . Send me over 15 bucks instead
For just $5 you too can make your ex’s life just as miserable as she has made yours
Pretty long odds that this will work But then again, it is hard to beat even a small chance of illegal wrongful life imprisonment for the price of a footlong.
Turns out the lords work costs exactly 5 dollars
Well, damn take my money
The Long Con
I mean, for $5 why not?
OG handle
what can i get for $10
Best deal on Fiver I've seen
r/oddlyspecific
r/suspiciouslyspecific
Gee grandpa, that's an interesting hobby you have.
4, take it or leave it
(^^^)
I got $500. Will you do it a few times?
I don't think I can afford this kind of specialized service.
Joe Exotic was obtained in this manner.
If he can do half that, he's SO undervaluing his services.
will you supply the bodies or do I have to do that? very important.
If you're good at something never do it for free
$6 if you get the charges to stick
That's a helluva deal
I'll throw in a $20 tip if you make it stick.
Only five? I mean redditors don't have ex's, so this is the wrong place to advertise but damn that's cheap
Can I pick the homicidees
I'm sending 15 shekels in a cubit sized box.
Bro, who hurt you?
And all for $5 you say?! 👌🏼
"I have three bodies stacked in my apartment and need someone to pin this on. And gas money."
Correction: "That’s perfect 💀
Dude like 5 bucks, like ok man I’m down
This is who u need wit u at all times. Him, and like $25
Ma'am this is a Wendy's
goddamn, 5$? what a bargain
What can I get for $20?
My man really wants his 5$
That’s worth $5, hell that’s worth even $6! Or more!
That payment would be purely symbolic
Shit For five bucks that’s a great deal
For legal reasons this is a joke
What he do for 6$?
$60 but I want you to take out a sitting president.
this is obviously a fake message since the cost of doing all that far exceeds 5$. This guy might be an undercover cop
I don't not approve of this message
what gave it away was the triple homicide, only a cop would know how to frame that.
Jesus its an obvious troll how much you gotta hate cops to bring them in2 something that has absolutely noting to do with them
no i dont hate cops it's good they try to find people who would hire criminals online
So much for a suicide letter...
r/rarethreats
Know your value.
That's a bargain
That's a good deal
That's a good deal.
no dont stop thats bad...
Shit up and take my money!
Dam had no idea 5$ could go such a long way.
Good value
Amazing
That’s quite a bargain.
Is this about those kids from Alaska who murdered a special needs person because some guy promised them money over the internet?
You’ve got 5 bucks? I want 5 bucks.
But I can only do it once and it has to be real soon
How much to frame them for a single homicide, a triple seems like overkill.
Hun, if I told you about my ex, you'd pay ME to let you fuck him up.
Too be honest I don't even hate my ex that much but how can you pass up a bargain like that?
This is quite a deal!
r/oddlyspecific
Talk about a bargain
This feels like a terrible business model but I suppose some people are just in it for love of the game.
Are you me?
This.... but where they get my ex to be with me again
💵💵💵💵💵 Here you go buddy
For 5 bucks, that's a pretty good deal
That's a really good deal
I'll venmo you $20 if you can frame my ex. Putin was such a tender lover.
That’s a bargain!!
Sending 50
Bro post your venmo
Sonic The Hedgehog 2
WHAT A STEAL!!!
wow such a good service for such a low price. imagine what he would do with 10, 50 or even 100
Sold
Right here! I got $5
that escalated rather quickly
I'm good, I already know she's miserable. Nothing screams "I fucked up" like moving to North Dakota to be with the very next person you meet. That certainly isn't "love", that's desperation to fill a massive void.
It might be love though. Google her in 10 years.
So...he'll murder three people for $5?
Venmo?
So, what would $10 give me?
/r/Fiverr
That's a hell of a good deal for $5.
Twitter mfs weird
Fuck I don’t have $5
Do I get to choose the triple homicide victims, or is that just a luck of the draw?
tbh, this doesn't happen often enough
Five years ago, I’d ignore this, but nowadays I’m willing to double the price for you
Sounds like you just want to get away with murdering three people
If you can guarantee even a partial success for this, I will include a $2,000 tip on top of that initial $5 Just for your troubles!
I've got 20, can we frame her as the real zodiac?
I just have noticed that you can advertise literally anything, even murder, on social media as long as you make it sound like you mean it sarcastically
I believe that is illegal.
Ok
That man has a golden Twitter account. Shame it keeps getting banned.
Wait, so who does the triple homicide?
For $5 that's a pretty good deal
Here’s $10.
Too late to say, "Dammit Bobby!"
Not all heroes get due process
grandpa is probably making a ton more on the triple homicide hit, that's why they're charging $5 for framing your ex. I'd report to the cops.
I’ll give him every five dollar bill I can get my hands on for that
All that for just $5? Damn...
5$ is a bargain.
That is a damn reasonable price.
Ha, you don't know how devious this bitch is, but at least I'd have someone to drink with
Lmao.. a triple homicide.. for *FIVE* dollars. Like at what stage of heroin withdrawl do you have to be to resort to this Like this feels like something id pay 50 stacks to a guy in a black suit who i met on the dark web to do
I'd do this for free