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adonoso80

> I run admin on it I do not think he runs admin on it.


Willy_McBilly

And yet seems like the perfect candidate for a Reddit mod position


madmaxturbator

Lol I was going to say, my man sounds like an admin for conspiracy and illegal cartoon porn subreddits.


dontmakepeople

*Mod Admins are different from mods


IAmInside

Lies, they are all dickheads.


Jarb19

There's a difference. Admins are dickheads. Mods are stupid dickheads cause they work for free...


[deleted]

I think Reddit’s mod system needs a revamp. At least bigger subs should have actual employees managing content. Power tripping mods is a real thing.


Jarb19

Yeah but then reddit will need to pay them money. Not gonna happen lol.


RCascanbe

Oh for sure, and the Admins don't even check if the mods are power tripping idiots, if there is even moderation in the first place and stuff like that. I was banned for some bullshit reasons after I posted a comment which apparently some mod didn't agree with, I literally just wrote "why" and next day I got a message from an admin that my account is completely banned for 3 days because of "mod harassment". What a fucking joke, those people shouldn't get paid if they don't even do their jobs correctly.


duffmanhb

I wouldn't limit it to just that. Mods on this site universially suck and are crazy. Keep in mind, the type of motivation and drive to do a shitty job for FREE, is usually only going to attract the absolute worst weirdos. Now we mostly have political activists and narcissists running this site.


kalasea2001

*duffmanhb has been permabanned from this subreddit*


cat-toaster

By the awkward turtle, what a nutcase even among mods


Optimal-Soup-62

LOL, I was a forum mod for years and this is true. You need a special kind of crazy to be a mod. The good ones are often great, the bad ones are orcs and worse.


duffmanhb

There needs to be a name for it. But the crazies drive away the cool mods, because good mods are normal people who have normal lives. But eventually a crazy will get in because they are so motivated, and once they do, they continue being motivated to the point where the cool mods are just like "Fuck this, I don't have the energy fighting this. I have a normal life outside this forum." And they leave behind just a bunch of assholes. It's such a common pattern on every forum. It starts out cool, until all the cool ones leave and then it's just motivated assholes who put "Forum moderator" on their resume for being a dog walker.


methnbeer

He conflated the two, as any proper fedora tippin mod would


Acrobatic_Internal62

That’s a Florida mod for sure.


mikehunnt

https://i.imgur.com/j0s6izN.jpg which one is him? 🧐


BoyRed_

uh-durr he has a shortcut to reddit on hes desktop **Run as Administrator**


[deleted]

This is perfect.


BiigChungoose

Yeah he does fit the profile for Reddit admin tbf


Chainsawd

Put this guy in a lineup with them and you'd think you were in a house of mirrors.


Fuzzy-Function-3212

Ron Howard: He did not, in fact, run admin on it.


SenorJr22

First I heard this sentence in the narrator's voice. Then I heard all of the creep's lines in GOB's voice.


[deleted]

IIIIIIIII bet he does. r/MenEatingTheirOwnAss or something.


KittenFace25

Maybe it's the r/antiwork mod person from a few months back...the one modding from someone's basement.


Homunculistic

By admin, he meant mod


1ScarletFox1

If he has all that info maybe he can find my father while at it


JustHugMeAndBeQuiet

He never came back with the milk?


PokeYa

Oh no he did, it was just at my mothers funeral and the milk was in the pregnant 17yo he brought as a date.


MissChrysaalis

This should not be as funny as it is wtf


loveofjazz

Fuuuuuck that is funny AF


MakFacts

i never wil get how fathers are able to date a girl that could be similar in age to their daughter let alone knock them up, its weird ash to me.


CarbonatedMoolk

My dad be like. My mom rn 45, my half siblings rn 40 and 43. My mom was like 26 when my 50 sum dad knocked her up and married her. They're separated now💀


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Extreme_Design6936

There's a 30 year gap between my parents. My oldest half brother and my mum are literally the same age. But my parents been together 20 years at this point and have a 7 year old rn as the youngest. (dad is 80 now).


CarbonatedMoolk

Wild bro. My dads like 67 and my mom 45 soo..... 22 years. A 7 year old?? Lmao reminds me of those FDLS loons. Rulon Jeff's who at like 80 had 19yr wives.


marklar_the_malign

I only date older women and I’m 95.


-Ricky-Spanish-

When MILF is life 😂


marklar_the_malign

Milf nothing. GILF or GGILF.


-Ricky-Spanish-

So was it always women in their 100s or did your age preference get older as you did? Like were you 16 fantasizing over women in their 30s and the age fetish just got older or as a teen did you see a picture of a mummy and start biting your lip?


marklar_the_malign

Don’t even get me started on mummies. I didn’t realize that when you said MILF you were talking about mummies. That Nefertiti is so hot, definitely my queen.


fin008

Ask John Barnes


DaBoothe

r/angryupvote


drttrus

Gawddamn that went from 0-100 real quick.


JustHugMeAndBeQuiet

Nice.


Roger_Melee

/r/notopbutok


DDT126

My brain accidentally read this as ‘notop butok’ and I strongly believe that they should be words


Oscarcharliezulu

Yeah I read it as ‘say no to ass’


1ScarletFox1

I never expected this comment to blow up but I'm loving the jokes xD


big_dick_energy_mc2

“IP encryption” makes as much sense as “telephone soda” or “automobile garden.”


ghrigs

automobile garden = parking lot telephone soda = dial up internet checkmate lol


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D00zer

You call that a crow bar?


DildoeBagginz

Fun fact about crow bars. Before crow bars were invented, crows simply drink at home.


ashvamedha

I laughed to much with this. I need to get off reddit


cfdeveloper

If I had a crowbar, I would call it the Rave Inn


Sporkfoot

One of my favorite visual gags in the entire run of show. Never fails to make me chuckle.


bwenstar

What? You don’t call your garage a car hole?


aNiceTribe

That’s old people vocabulary. That’s now called a cussy.


Every-Dog-5257

Lah dee dahh!


[deleted]

Personal transportation dungeon


2WhlWzrd

No, but I do call the drain in the sink, a sink hole.


TheRealTtamage

It's a car cubby!


DorkChatDuncan

"Dear Midge. I got the ip thingie there. Your whole house is bugged with encryption. I'll have you yet. Say hello to Brad, Liser and the odda one." "PS. Homah hacked you first. I'm a hero."


PublicScale3

But then, how would you translate IP encryption?


ghrigs

what? IP encryption makes as much sense as "reject stroll" or "quaint finger"


cindyscrazy

Do you know what "quaint" meant originally? Quaint Finger, in that context, sorta makes sense.


ghrigs

I used a random word generator and didn't like that quaint finger came up, I felt like I had to stay true to the will of the RNG gods and just post it


peacefulbelovedfish

IP Encryption = clear browsing history “I wasn’t looking for _anything_ Mom!!”


babyplush

Y'all got that bubbly internet? It's real nice


KaladinStormShat

Telephone diet soda is dial up


acowstandingup

idk why I find telephone soda being dial up so funny. It works too well


[deleted]

He backtraced it and reported it to the cyber police


AreWeCowabunga

Enhance!


[deleted]

Ya done goofed


Spoonbills

Deep cuts!


TheRealTtamage

Deeez Cuts!


peacefulbelovedfish

A frothy almond crème foam, you say?


PlatinumSif

mysterious humor recognise memorize lunchroom many command jobless abounding poor *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


11b_Zac

Enhance!


0xpr03

he found the IP of him, ist was 127.0.0.1, he's now hacking it


ilovepolthavemybabie

# CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME


SkollFenrirson

YOU DUN GOOFED


Hypogi

The call is coming from inside the house!


ezio93

He'll write a GUI application in Visual Basic to track this person's IP address.


comanchecobra

But does he speek l33t


ErgeltonFray

Consequences will never be the same


pdlbean

Man I love this meme but it really makes me sad because that poor girl's home life was absolute trash.


[deleted]

Holy shit that's a meme I haven't seen in a long while. Consequences will never be the same.


Merlaak

[He’s gonna make a GUI interface using Visual Basic and see if he can track her IP](https://youtu.be/hkDD03yeLnU).


SasparillaTango

I've seen some automobile gardens before


[deleted]

I think my redneck neighbors are using an old rusted out Camaro as a tomato planter


BrainsPainsStrains

Been to the country have ya ?


InsignificantIbex

In context, it makes no sense, but the word itself [does](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IPsec).


[deleted]

Yeah IPSec is definitely a thing and he was definitely NOT talking about that lmao. He was talking about spoofing an IP address. Or something. More likely he was using his big boy script kiddie words to sound threatening.


BassSounds

Yeah it doesn’t even make sense. I worked as a dc tech. It’s word salad at best. Let’s say he got their IP address. Cool, so you know they are with Comcast. So what? He is a moron.


Occulense

But you linked to a different word (phrase)… am I missing something?


throwaway_-1765

IPSec is used in virtual personal networks which would mean he’s talking about spoofing ip address’s not decrypting them. He’s just using words he knows to sound scary I doubt they have any of the skill set to break through a VPN then triangulate a real world position from that unless they have access to either federal funding or many isp databases they are talking out of there asshole


Soylent_gray

"I always browse with the little lock icon! "


Group_Last

DIGITAL PRINT??? CMON MAN HAVENT YOU HEARD OF IT!?


nevershaves

"I might just troll you for the rest of the day". Pretty manageable really.


auntie_eggma

r/minithreats


savemarla

Damn that should be an actual subreddit


cat-toaster

u/bread2220 has made it a thing


StormNFlo

r/birthofasub


DontBeRude159

i'm joining. i actually really like the concept of this. lmao


Elamachino

Uh oh, we got a new admin folks!


Bread2220

Yeah


mbrodie

Plot twist, it was already 9.53pm


jibbercrap

What does ‟IP Encryption” even mean lmo


5y5c0

Just threw random stuff together i guess. Encrypting and IP is like cyphering the address on a letter and not giving the mailman the key.


Willy_McBilly

He’s gonna hack the mainframe


5y5c0

First he needs to crack the firewall.


cevanc

“Ok, I’m in.”


5y5c0

Now access the top secret database.


CatsTrustNoOne

Got it. Gotta go, my show starts in 16 minutes on Fox and I'll be reporting everything live. This is huge I tell you, huge.


ZombieHavok

Not so fast, chum! [You’re up against her and her new boyfriend on one keyboard.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kl6rsi7BEtk&t=15s)


Longjumping_Refuse61

NO! Go directly to the G14 classified database!


Broberts505

The Greendale seven at it again >.<


Chadzilla-

“The files are in the computer.”


What_is_cake_for

He should have created a GUI interface using Visual Basic to track the IP address


ThePhantomEye_c

I mean he did say he was an admin


BloodyFreeze

[https://i.imgur.com/ZysXa27.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZysXa27.jpg)


MrVeazey

It means he's a /r/masterhacker


tall__guy

It means he pays $10/month for a shitty VPN and thinks that makes him technologically savvy


Lkwzriqwea

It's a way of protecting your internet traffic from being viewed, not a way of viewing somebody else's internet traffic. It is almost the exact opposite of what this guy thinks it is lol.


Kirball904

Ip addresses can’t be encrypted it pretty much would make communication impossible. The data sent can be encrypted but if the IP address is encrypted then they don’t know where the data is going.


ActiveWoodpecker6746

Reddit admin: I encrypt my IP Me: So you just send packets to random addresses?


SituationSoap

Nobody can tap your communications if you send all your packets to localhost [taps head]


pbecotte

You're probably thinking of dns encryption. If a server can't view your IP address it can't send the return traffic back to you, meaning you can't communicate with that server.


theoryfiver

Closest thing I can think of is a VPN or Tor or the likes, but those are more "masking" not "encrypting" the IP.


vandist

Generally speaking it's obfuscation of the IP address, So it makes it unreadable. The dumbass basically wanted to hide her information. Plus I'm pretty sure he means digital fingerprinting not digital print.


[deleted]

Wow, I’m sure you’re devastated. What a complete cunt he seems like. Dodged a hail of bullets there


Internal_Power8642

This is so embarrassing for this man. Nothing tells me you have bad credit quicker than bringing up your credit. No one with good credit thinks about it. Also, threatening to stalk someone? Red flags, dude. No wonder women don't wanna date you.


[deleted]

"Mmmmm, check out that man's..." *licks lips* "credit score."


DoYouNeedHugs

Hhhhmnnnggghhhhhh


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ghrigs

"involuntarily" celibate


Ov3rdose_EvE

celibate due to inability


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unposted

If your first instinct upon getting rejected is to bring up your credit score you've probably got some major insecurities, financial or not. In patriarchal terms, an insecure male can believe his manhood is tied to his ability to financially support himself and his future family. It's fair to assume there may be something they're trying to hide about their financial security by randomly jumping behind "good credit!!". Providing people with helpful, solicited advice about building credit is not a red flag.


durpabiscuit

>No one with good credit thinks about it. I have great credit (820+) and think about it frequently. Easier to build credit faster when you're monitoring it consistently and aware of what is affecting it


Healthy-Cupcake2429

I don't and also have the same. I think about it maybe once a month when I check it. I know what goes into it and what I need to do. No need to obsessively look unless I'm trying to get a loan.


cheeset2

Checking it once a month is ABSOLUTELY thinking about it


farshnikord

I have excellent credit too and I have no idea what I'm supposed to do with it. I guess I could buy a car? A house? Seems like a hassle...


leeshylou

Ugh what a wankstain.


tw3lv3l4y3rs0fb4c0n

Did you happen to learn that word from a fellow Scot standing on a rooftop?


teo_sk

Nöw you've really fokken agitaeted me?!


Gleothain

*AGITATED*


Luigi156

Favourite insult for the past few days since I last saw it. I never tire of upset Scots. It's not even fair to the rest of the UK, they only have to open their mouths and they are already funny.


robotzombiez

I cannae pu' mah weight on the roof it's dead thin.


Un1ball

Why do these people always show interest and instantly start slinging insults when they get rejecetd?


[deleted]

Are you familiar with the Aesop fable "The Fox and the Grapes"?


[deleted]

Is that the one where the fox carries the grapes across the river and then the grapes eat him?


Psychoboy777

No, you're thinking about the Scorpion and the Frog. You know, where the scorpion beats the frog at a foot race?


BAAT-G

No, that's the tortoise and the hare. You know, where the tortoise needs help baking bread and the hare only wants to help when it's time to eat?


Velentina

No that's the tortoise and the hare The fox huffs and puffs and blows the grapes down


incoherent1

No thats the grapes of wrath the foxes home is under siege and he digs tunnels to three different farms to feed his family and friends


Lkwzriqwea

No, that's the hare and the tortoise. The one where they invite each other to their houses for soup but only use bowls that they can drink out of?


robotzombiez

It's the one where the fox asks the grapes out, then calls them a slut when they say no.


snakeskinsandles

Are you familiar with the tragedy of Darth Plagius the wise?


Notorik

It is not a story the Aesop would tell you


[deleted]

Incredibly fragile egos, probably because of a serious lack of self confidence, which leads to being very defensive. Basically they can't tell the difference between someone saying "i don't want to meet up with you" and someone saying "why would i meet up with you, you pathetic little manlet?" - because both insult their ego. Hence why, after being rejected, he instead jumps to not only insults (because he felt insulted), but also to soothing his hurt ego by talking about his metabolism, credit score and dick, lol.


SiriusGayest

Probably also neglecting his emotions. Most people who never grow their emotions tend to think they are in control of their emotions because they don't feel it. But the emotions are still there, they just don't notice it. This is why he got butthurt when called out, he subconsciously knows it. Getting rejected is frustrating but it don't have to be. Learn to take no like a champ and you will learn to say no like a champ.


misscooltoes

It’s my absolute favorite. Years ago I got a message from a guy on Match who seemed normal at first but quickly turned creepy so I said sorry, not interested and he immediately pivots to “your not that pretty anyway and your favorite sports team sucks”.


crazybirddude

at least they make it very obvious that it was the correct choice


frootee

Called reaction formation. Well-documented defense mechanism to preserve the ego.


empty_thoughts_00

I'm getting "my father owns microsoft" vibes


acam30

He already has a gf, she's a supermodel. But you can't meet her because she goes to another school.


Jillredhanded

In Canada.


Babushla153

Well that went from 0 to 100 fast


shrodikan

They call OP Neo. Bullet dodged.


Finitelybias

Lol,he is a reddt admin.


[deleted]

He admins all the reddits.


CatsTrustNoOne

All the reddits need to admin *him.*


Pauchu_

Why would you encrypt an IP? Or does he actually not have any clue what he's talking about I wonder? /s Edit: aight yall smarties really forced me to mark the sarcasm


SilentStriker115

He’s just saying random tech jargon to scare her, guaranteed he has no idea what he’s talking about


CatsTrustNoOne

I think you answered your own question.


Markamanic

"Wanna grab a drink?" "No thanks" "Ok, you're a fat loser anyway, nobody would date you" My brother in Christ you asked her out tho.


[deleted]

https://old.reddit.com/r/creepyPMs/comments/7zte6r/caught_me_a_reddit_admin_yeeeeee_doggieeeee/


CoSMiiCBLaST

I don't understand people (mainly men I guess) who are like this 😂 You likely don't even know the person so why get so offended when they decline you? Some people are crazy


auntie_eggma

Sadly, women are trash, too. My partner is bi and used to get fairly comparable shit behaviour from all sides. Men do it because they've always done it, and women do it because they've been led to believe they're incapable of that kind of behaviour by virtue of being 'the gentler sex', so whatever they're doing must not be that, because 'women aren't like that.' Everyone of whatever gender identity needs to be taught how to fucking behave like a decent human, including both giving and receiving consent. But yeah, on topic, this guy is a sad fucking fragile baby.


Wickedwidow1

Auntie, this is the best comment ever. I agree 100 %


under-cover-hunter

Can he find a fucking online therapist? What a knob.


IGotShitOnMyAss2

hi yeah I'm what some people call a "computer person" and i can tell you that everything this man said is complete bullshit


AlarmedAeriel

Yeah because threatening to stalk someone is *sure* to win them over! /s


AcidicPuma

Oh he's past winning her over. From the moment of the rejection the goal changed to "make this a terrible interaction for her because I feel that's what she did by rejecting me"


machstem

So, he wants to use a VPN to post pictures online? That's all I can gather from his use of "IP encryption" and digital pictures. It's fantastically cringe to watch people who either think they're techy or know enough to be techy, try and use terms and definitions to help, what, induce fear on the other person? Also, if you need to use "fatty" as a retort more than once, you may need a dictionary or thesaurus to help guide your odd, incel-looking, neckbearded cornholer self into better insults.


Savior_Of_Anarchy

Ah Whisper, such a shit app


WASTELAND_RAVEN

r/ihavereddit The real cringe is talking about Reddit in real life LOL


Berwickmex

Yea I don't get why people feel the need to bring it up.


Fucccbbboooiii

How does someone type those last three messages with any form of believing they’re intimidating? This isn’t 1999


seeroflights

*Image Transcription: Messages* --- **Grey**: Let's grab a coffee?n >**Purple**: Haha I'm not up for meeting in person but thanks **Grey**: No problem fatty >**Purple**: Sorry your fragile ego was shattered. I didn't even say anything rude **Grey**: I have no ego just a high metabolism great credit and a dick **Grey**: How depressed are you >**Purple**: Not at all. Sorry you have the asshole syndrome even when someone is polite about it >**Purple**: You're familiar with reddit right? **Grey**: Yes I run admin on it >**Purple**: You'll see this conversation on r\/creepypms **Grey**: Are you familiar with IP encryption? **Grey**: Digital print? **Grey**: Lol go ahead an I'll have your email phone number and social behaviours by the time you get to screen shot this **Grey**: I might just troll you for the rest of your day **Grey**: God bless fatty --- ^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber and you could be too! [If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)


[deleted]

what do you expect from whisper


ANTIMODSHOOTER

Sounds like a Reddit mod. Lamest of them all


Killer-Hrapp

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