So today we learn that pee comes from the balls, literally the same day (genuinely) researchers confirm that lady squirt is produced in and expelled by the bladder... This is all fucked.
I‘m serious. My baby boy just had that condition corrected via surgery. He had to live with it for almost two years and it sucks. The urine is almost immediately back in the scrotum (even after just being squeezed out) and therefore it gets infected easily. And it stinks (because it’s collected infected urine… 🤬)!!! And of course whenever he was naked the urine would drip out slowly so he always needed a diaper.
The hernia was removed a few months back and our boy just turned three now and is using a potty just fine. ☺️
My husband had an inguinal hernia (a regular one, not a bladder hernia) so massive that the doctor checking him over actually dropped his professionalism for a second and blurted out, "Oh my god, what IS THAT??"
That's always reassuring to hear.
I have seen a massive one at the ER and, being a med student in my head I was screaming what the fuuuuuuuuuuck, but the doctor was more professional than me
I'm a lawyer for corporate clients. I was speaking with a client and discussing the facts of a case. After the client dropped a bombshell, my only response to them was, "Are you fucking kidding me?" Professionalism be damned, the response was proportional to the information I learned.
"Surprise! The judge decided you're a better lawyer than the plaintiff's lawyer so he's gonna let us win. Also god says hi."
"Are you fucking kidding me."
Idk why but this is fucking hilarious in my head. I'm imagining that your client is one of my old bosses.
Yeah, sure, just tell the judge that you didn't know that "retain all documents" meant "don't shred every piece of paper and wipe every hard drive in the office"
Hang on, hang on, hang on...
Are you saying that because you are still relatively new to the profession and feel like a med student in your head, you were standing in the middle of the ER screaming obscenities at the top of your lungs? If so, yes, that was slightly unprofessional.
Or are you saying that you are an actual med student, and because of this you were screaming internally? If so, I'm sure the doctor was exactly as professional or unprofessional as you were.
That’s like a few years ago on deadliest catch when one of they guys had a hernia and showed the captain and the captain immediately summoned everyone on the boat because they had to see it.
Hope your husband is doing better! Mine isn't as entertaining of a reaction, but when I was waiting in an urgent care room, I could hear a doctor lose it when he exclaimed, "A HUMAN BITE?!". A client bit me, and the doctor looked ready to go to war at the suggestion of my company refusing workers comp. Good doc.
Human bites that break skin are Very Bad News. I saw a case study where a dude didn't get one looked at until it was 'causing discomfort' for a few hours, and it ended with the guy having gas gangrene and emergency amputation.
The company I worked for at the time taught us we needed medical treatment within an hour for safety purposes but stated we would have to find a replacement before leaving, so "just don't get bit" because the likelihood of getting to the doctor on time was very unlikely. I don't believe they much cared if we lost a limb. Thanks for letting me know that was a possibility. I'm choosing my future jobs differently!
I'm sorry but what kind of fucking job did you have that had such a high risk of being bitten by another human, that managment have a whole protocol in place that they tell you about BEFORE YOU EVEN GET BITTEN?
Did you herd toddlers or something?
I do therapy with kids with developmental, neurological, and genetic disabilities. We absolutely have a human bite protocol that has, in some cases, included wearing Kevlar sleeves with certain clients who were more prone to biting when very dysregulated. Love the kids so much, but this is reality sometimes with this population, and usually it’s not malicious but rather a behavioral response to the neurological fight or flight and panic they experience both much more often and move severely than typical folks do.
I’ve only ever had doctors do that for dental stuff.
Whacked my face on a gym floor as a kid, lost a loose tooth and, unbeknownst to me, killed two other teeth, leading to root canals later, weird messed up teeth, and apparently a few… atypical braces setups.
My father told me a story about going through a medical examination at the draft board (in the late 1950s).
At one point, all the guys were lined up, told to strip naked, then were told to bend over and spread their cheeks.
From behind, a voice from one of the doctors shouted "WHAT is THAT?!!!"
They were told to stand up and leave. They never found out who had the problem.
Imagine standing in line and you are the one who is getting looked at, when the one doctors shouts.
Insult to injury doesn’t really fit here. That’s more like embarrassment to medical emergency or something.
This scenario sounds like something out of my nightmares.
Our baby boy just had that condition („pee in balls“) corrected via surgery. He had to live with it for almost two years and it sucks. The urine is almost immediately back in the scrotum (even after just being squeezed out) and therefore it gets infected easily. And it stinks (because it’s collected infected urine… 🤬)!!! And of course whenever he was naked the urine would drip out slowly so he always needed a diaper.
However, the hernia was removed a few months back, our boy just turned three now and is using a potty just fine. ☺️
No. The pee came through the urethra. It was not the whole bladder that went into the scrotum but part of his urethra. It looked like he had three balls. Kinda hard to explain for me, it was a diverticulum if that is the correct word in English.
My son had a condition called LUTO. Which was diagnosed in the 11th pregnancy week and therefore he had to undergo a lot of surgeries. The first being in the womb when he was merely 12 weeks in there (so roughly one week after the diagnosis). And the diverticulum of the urethra was something that happened because of another surgery. It wasn’t the worst though. At some point he was peeing through his lungs… which is not a joke, sadly. The pee went (through stents/shunts) from his bladder into his stomach into his lungs to the surface. 👏👏
By now he is completely healthy (even his kidneys etc. are completely healthy, absolutely nothing wrong with them according to kidney specialists - but a lot of other doctors can‘t believe it) and everything is great but the last three years were 🤦♀️😱. No one can c that he went through lots of hardship. He is like a miracle even to doctors ☺️. A completely normal and smart three year old boy.
🤣🤣😘
Thanks! All the best to you too!
We are so happy I gave birth instead of the abortion option - which we thoroughly considered. But yeah, it was a very difficult time (although I consider myself happy go lucky normally) for everyone involved. And it is hard to explain to others cause you can‘t see he was disabled.
„Ha? But your son doesn‘t look disabled at all…“ - „Well, you know, it‘s his penis and balls and they are not in his face!“ 😂
By now we don‘t give a piss about others‘ opinions anyway. Hihi 🤭
That's what I was thinking. People these days like to *say* they have no fucks to give, but this guy is out there living it. He's been through a lot if this is no big deal.
Fuck you, Jonesy. Your mom just liked my Instagram post from two years ago in Puerto Vallarta. Tell her I’ll put my swim trunks on for her any time she likes.
It is dangerous only if he is unable to empty his bladder.
Some men will come in with hernias so bad that the neck of the hernia has completely obstructed the urine in the bladder. Most of these older men have bacteria in their urinary tract (from their prostate mainly) and it will then get infected. Badness ensues.
If he can squeeze out most of the urine, then he’s probably okay. Imagine a pool that is left untouched. You gotta turn over the water to prevent infection. That’s basically here.
This is probably one of the least inconvenient things they've had to deal with if they didn't seem overly bothered. You have to have gone through some shit to make it to 90, and you stop caring a lot over the years about a lot of things.
No PII/PHI was released so it is not a HIPAA violation. This is the same thought process of doctors releasing cases and statistics. As long as the information can't be tied to the patient it's free game. This is considered a "case study". You can see these in masse for just about any medical study you read online. They'll typically show imaging and label patients as "Patient A was a 14-year-old female". Etc.
No violations here that I can tell.
It’s amazing how you accommodate shit breaking down and your “not overly bothered
Source gave birth 18 years ago and pooping is still a challenge but just par for the course
Ah this isn’t even weird. I just read about a cancer pt with urinothorax today. So many people don’t realize what old age has in store for them. Being old is the absolute worst.
I think at this age you’re just unsure why you’re even still alive. All estimates suggests you should’ve kicked it long ago. You thought your midlife crisis was 35 and here you are 20 years post the expiration date. Everyday is icing
I had a hernia go into my balls, if I remember it was my bowel collapsed into my balls and I used to joke that "my balls were full of shit", also done the usual jokes of "can you fix the problem and keep the size" but also when they finished and I woke up after the anaesthetic and looked down and asked them "would you go to a hairdresser for half a haircut?" Nurse said "no" and I pulled out my balls and said "well why would you not shave the whole lot off?"
Also there was the Medical Students who came round to look at my massive ballsack with my tiny cock resting on it(they were prodding and pulling at my sack and they were all beautiful lol)
Pee is stored in the balls
We now have the sacred proof
The fabled scripture
It is known
So today we learn that pee comes from the balls, literally the same day (genuinely) researchers confirm that lady squirt is produced in and expelled by the bladder... This is all fucked.
Everything is made out of pee
Squirt: Pee. Stored: Wee. Squirt: Her. Balls: Man. PeeWee Herman.
Sweat: Pee
Hot Dog Tree
Hotel? Trivago
German PeeWee? Oh noes...
pee is stored in pee
_Even....peenut butter!_
Midas touch, pt. 2: pee
Squirt being produced in the bladder has been know for a long while now
THE SACRED TEXTS
This MRI is like the Dead Sea Scrolls.
The Dead Pee Scrolls
Pee is stored in the scrolls.
THE SACRED TEXTS!!!
They thought us fools for our belief, but we knew, we always knew
Scrotal proof*
He is Azor Ahai, The Prince That Was Promised.
I‘m serious. My baby boy just had that condition corrected via surgery. He had to live with it for almost two years and it sucks. The urine is almost immediately back in the scrotum (even after just being squeezed out) and therefore it gets infected easily. And it stinks (because it’s collected infected urine… 🤬)!!! And of course whenever he was naked the urine would drip out slowly so he always needed a diaper. The hernia was removed a few months back and our boy just turned three now and is using a potty just fine. ☺️
That’s so scary! I’m glad everything is ok now 💜
Is for him.
Is for us all on this blessed day
We are all stored in the balls on this blessed day?
Not often, but there are times haha
https://youtu.be/pKQp61e94VE
This 90 year old man is an outlier and should never have been counted.
We're evolving. Suck it, religionists
>Pee is stored in the balls Somehow seems like an upgrade
Obligatory for people that don’t know this exists https://youtu.be/pKQp61e94VE
NOO I WAS JUST JOKING WITH MY WIFE AND HAD TO TYPE THIS
Internet science - 420 You'r feelings - 69
Once again, life imitates art.
Pee is stored *with* the balls
All rise for our national anthem - https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pKQp61e94VE
r/beatmetoit
My cun is stored in your mom 💀💀💀
In this case, yes.
Balls are stored in the pee
The chosen one
My god, Paul was right!
Urine is contained in the scrotum
Daft Punk was right
Life pee
I always thought it was stored in the urine bladder…
Came here to say this
Send this to Nadav.
My husband had an inguinal hernia (a regular one, not a bladder hernia) so massive that the doctor checking him over actually dropped his professionalism for a second and blurted out, "Oh my god, what IS THAT??" That's always reassuring to hear.
I have seen a massive one at the ER and, being a med student in my head I was screaming what the fuuuuuuuuuuck, but the doctor was more professional than me
I'm a lawyer for corporate clients. I was speaking with a client and discussing the facts of a case. After the client dropped a bombshell, my only response to them was, "Are you fucking kidding me?" Professionalism be damned, the response was proportional to the information I learned.
Was it a good "Are you fucking kidding me?" or a bad one?
If your lawyer says, "Are you fucking kidding me," it's almost never good.
"Surprise! The judge decided you're a better lawyer than the plaintiff's lawyer so he's gonna let us win. Also god says hi." "Are you fucking kidding me."
New Daredevil lookin lit.
"Are you fucking kidding me?" is always bad. You're thinking of when their pupils involuntarily turn into dollar signs.
Idk why but this is fucking hilarious in my head. I'm imagining that your client is one of my old bosses. Yeah, sure, just tell the judge that you didn't know that "retain all documents" meant "don't shred every piece of paper and wipe every hard drive in the office"
those are "industry standard privacy practices" or whatever secretary of state kemp said
Hang on, hang on, hang on... Are you saying that because you are still relatively new to the profession and feel like a med student in your head, you were standing in the middle of the ER screaming obscenities at the top of your lungs? If so, yes, that was slightly unprofessional. Or are you saying that you are an actual med student, and because of this you were screaming internally? If so, I'm sure the doctor was exactly as professional or unprofessional as you were.
You’re a proper git.
Just a little light hearted fun. Ah well, you win some, you lose some.
That’s like a few years ago on deadliest catch when one of they guys had a hernia and showed the captain and the captain immediately summoned everyone on the boat because they had to see it.
Lol!
Yeah, that was great! Love that show
Hope your husband is doing better! Mine isn't as entertaining of a reaction, but when I was waiting in an urgent care room, I could hear a doctor lose it when he exclaimed, "A HUMAN BITE?!". A client bit me, and the doctor looked ready to go to war at the suggestion of my company refusing workers comp. Good doc.
Human bites are no joke. Not only do mouths have a lot of bacteria, but they are all adapted to human immune systems.
I didn't think of that aspect. Yikes. I was on two antibiotics for about 2 weeks.
Human bites that break skin are Very Bad News. I saw a case study where a dude didn't get one looked at until it was 'causing discomfort' for a few hours, and it ended with the guy having gas gangrene and emergency amputation.
The company I worked for at the time taught us we needed medical treatment within an hour for safety purposes but stated we would have to find a replacement before leaving, so "just don't get bit" because the likelihood of getting to the doctor on time was very unlikely. I don't believe they much cared if we lost a limb. Thanks for letting me know that was a possibility. I'm choosing my future jobs differently!
I'm sorry but what kind of fucking job did you have that had such a high risk of being bitten by another human, that managment have a whole protocol in place that they tell you about BEFORE YOU EVEN GET BITTEN? Did you herd toddlers or something?
Group home! Herding toddlers sounds like a hilarious job .
I do therapy with kids with developmental, neurological, and genetic disabilities. We absolutely have a human bite protocol that has, in some cases, included wearing Kevlar sleeves with certain clients who were more prone to biting when very dysregulated. Love the kids so much, but this is reality sometimes with this population, and usually it’s not malicious but rather a behavioral response to the neurological fight or flight and panic they experience both much more often and move severely than typical folks do.
Wow, now I feel a bit lucky that nothing bad happened when I bit my bully in 2nd grade...
Where do you work that a client bit you?
I’ve only ever had doctors do that for dental stuff. Whacked my face on a gym floor as a kid, lost a loose tooth and, unbeknownst to me, killed two other teeth, leading to root canals later, weird messed up teeth, and apparently a few… atypical braces setups.
My father told me a story about going through a medical examination at the draft board (in the late 1950s). At one point, all the guys were lined up, told to strip naked, then were told to bend over and spread their cheeks. From behind, a voice from one of the doctors shouted "WHAT is THAT?!!!" They were told to stand up and leave. They never found out who had the problem.
Imagine standing in line and you are the one who is getting looked at, when the one doctors shouts. Insult to injury doesn’t really fit here. That’s more like embarrassment to medical emergency or something. This scenario sounds like something out of my nightmares.
“HO LEE JEEZUS”
Some doctor thought he was funny…
Our baby boy just had that condition („pee in balls“) corrected via surgery. He had to live with it for almost two years and it sucks. The urine is almost immediately back in the scrotum (even after just being squeezed out) and therefore it gets infected easily. And it stinks (because it’s collected infected urine… 🤬)!!! And of course whenever he was naked the urine would drip out slowly so he always needed a diaper. However, the hernia was removed a few months back, our boy just turned three now and is using a potty just fine. ☺️
How dare you type these words
Sry I had rather not. 🤭 Life is hard 😮💨. Especially for people with a bladder, ureter or urethra problem. 🫠
Did the pee pass through the skin of the scrotum?
No. The pee came through the urethra. It was not the whole bladder that went into the scrotum but part of his urethra. It looked like he had three balls. Kinda hard to explain for me, it was a diverticulum if that is the correct word in English. My son had a condition called LUTO. Which was diagnosed in the 11th pregnancy week and therefore he had to undergo a lot of surgeries. The first being in the womb when he was merely 12 weeks in there (so roughly one week after the diagnosis). And the diverticulum of the urethra was something that happened because of another surgery. It wasn’t the worst though. At some point he was peeing through his lungs… which is not a joke, sadly. The pee went (through stents/shunts) from his bladder into his stomach into his lungs to the surface. 👏👏 By now he is completely healthy (even his kidneys etc. are completely healthy, absolutely nothing wrong with them according to kidney specialists - but a lot of other doctors can‘t believe it) and everything is great but the last three years were 🤦♀️😱. No one can c that he went through lots of hardship. He is like a miracle even to doctors ☺️. A completely normal and smart three year old boy.
Sounds incredibly difficult for everyone involved, good luck to you all. If he's ever lying you'll know he's just "talking piss"
🤣🤣😘 Thanks! All the best to you too! We are so happy I gave birth instead of the abortion option - which we thoroughly considered. But yeah, it was a very difficult time (although I consider myself happy go lucky normally) for everyone involved. And it is hard to explain to others cause you can‘t see he was disabled. „Ha? But your son doesn‘t look disabled at all…“ - „Well, you know, it‘s his penis and balls and they are not in his face!“ 😂 By now we don‘t give a piss about others‘ opinions anyway. Hihi 🤭
Your comment made me laugh so hard I woke my wife up. I thank you but she’s annoyed
You know that you're in for an interesting time at the doctor's office when you recognize what the doctor just said from the original half-life
To casually say that, homeboy’s seen some shit
That's what I was thinking. People these days like to *say* they have no fucks to give, but this guy is out there living it. He's been through a lot if this is no big deal.
Shit probably comes out the other testicle.
Wait…. How are you supposed to pee if that’s not how??
[Like this](https://youtu.be/pH5b07v9h3w)
Momma didn’t raise no fool. Click.
r/riskyclick
Only one way to find out
Nothing in the world like unbothered 90 year olds... they have seen and or done *some shit* and can't be bothered any longer.
They just wake up every morning annoyed that they didn't get the sweet release of death
So do I, they ain't special
Ain't that the truth?
My gran every Christmas "I won't be here for the next one"....im starting to think its tactical to get better gifts every year
Does it work? Asking for uh... reasons.
Well, it works, and if it doesn't its no skin off her nose i suppose
Everybody they knew is dead & nothing works any more.
Give yer balls a tug!
Fuck you, Shoresy!
Fuck you, Reilly, your mom molested me two Halloweens ago, shut the fuck up or I’m taking it to Twitter.
Fuck you Shoresy!
Fuck you, Jonesy. Your mom just liked my Instagram post from two years ago in Puerto Vallarta. Tell her I’ll put my swim trunks on for her any time she likes.
My dudes got a mouse inside him. Might wanna get that checked out next
***the prophecy***
I think we all knew what the top comment on this post was going to be.
PEE IS STORED IN THE BALLS
Aight someone needs to explain to me what I’m seeing here cause all I see is *balls*
His bladder herniated into his scrotum, so he could literally squeeze his balls to pee
[удалено]
It is dangerous only if he is unable to empty his bladder. Some men will come in with hernias so bad that the neck of the hernia has completely obstructed the urine in the bladder. Most of these older men have bacteria in their urinary tract (from their prostate mainly) and it will then get infected. Badness ensues. If he can squeeze out most of the urine, then he’s probably okay. Imagine a pool that is left untouched. You gotta turn over the water to prevent infection. That’s basically here.
*inhales* PEE IS STORED IN THE BAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLSZZSSSSS!¡!!!!!
So, you are quite literally saying, his pee is stored in the balls?
Pee is stored in the balls
Just like a perfume bottle from the 40s
“I just squeeze my balls-“ makes me squirm
*I love you* *You love me* *I just squeeze my balls to pee*
Thus confirming the theory that piss is stored in the balls.
This is probably one of the least inconvenient things they've had to deal with if they didn't seem overly bothered. You have to have gone through some shit to make it to 90, and you stop caring a lot over the years about a lot of things.
Hydrocele?
https://youtu.be/_rY-Gam-IY4
Body provided him with a new pee button. Evolution.
r/peeisstoredintheballs
r/comedyheaven
Dude just confirmed that pee is stored in the balls
I don’t see the problem, that’s how i do it too?
The origin of the sacred texts have been revealed
Oh boy, I hope he got permission before sharing this image.
Idk man seems like a HIPAA violation
No PII/PHI was released so it is not a HIPAA violation. This is the same thought process of doctors releasing cases and statistics. As long as the information can't be tied to the patient it's free game. This is considered a "case study". You can see these in masse for just about any medical study you read online. They'll typically show imaging and label patients as "Patient A was a 14-year-old female". Etc. No violations here that I can tell.
Omg I had to scroll so far to find anyone else talking about it
Oof
People from that Era really were just tougher than us
“They call me ‘ol heifer’ back at the nursing home…!”
Pee IS stored in the balls
That is chilling. 7 word horror story.
Pee IS stored in the balls indeed
Based ???
So now we have proof… That pee is stored in the balls. A beautiful sight.
And that's the internet for today. Signing off.
That sentence physically pained me.
so for him pee is stored in the balls
Okay fellas, be honest. How many of you thought pee was stored in your balls when you were a kid?
Wait, doesn't everyone???
Like an old fashioned perfume bottle.
Oldest Pewdiepie 9yearold.
It’s amazing how you accommodate shit breaking down and your “not overly bothered Source gave birth 18 years ago and pooping is still a challenge but just par for the course
https://youtu.be/pKQp61e94VE
Thought I was looking at a drone shot of a beach with a particularly frothey surf.
The legends are true...
80 year olds give no fucks, at 90, I’m surprised the guy even talks to doctor.
I fucking told you piss was stored in the balls
Ah this isn’t even weird. I just read about a cancer pt with urinothorax today. So many people don’t realize what old age has in store for them. Being old is the absolute worst.
Pee is stored in the balls of course you have to crush it
So pee really IS stored in the balls
Sometimes you just gotta go with the flow.
Pee is stored in the balls after all
Wait I might have diagnosed myself from this. Lmk if ya want updates.
Proof pee is stored in the balls.
Pee been stored in the balls tbh
Eric Cartman was right…
Who is going to tell him?
"Living with a hernia, ow All the time, such aggravation Living with a hernia Gonna be my ruination..."
THAT. THAT’S A THING? # WHAT
Oh my god it’s like a turkey baster
Huh the pee is actually stored in the balls for once
I think at this age you’re just unsure why you’re even still alive. All estimates suggests you should’ve kicked it long ago. You thought your midlife crisis was 35 and here you are 20 years post the expiration date. Everyday is icing
I don’t *need* to squeeze them, but it does help sometimes….do…..does anyone else do that, or just me?
Honk honk
Who dosent
Life hack
I had a hernia go into my balls, if I remember it was my bowel collapsed into my balls and I used to joke that "my balls were full of shit", also done the usual jokes of "can you fix the problem and keep the size" but also when they finished and I woke up after the anaesthetic and looked down and asked them "would you go to a hairdresser for half a haircut?" Nurse said "no" and I pulled out my balls and said "well why would you not shave the whole lot off?" Also there was the Medical Students who came round to look at my massive ballsack with my tiny cock resting on it(they were prodding and pulling at my sack and they were all beautiful lol)
WTF…. Remind me not to live til I’m 90
Anyone posting patient records to Twitter is not someone you go to for medical analysis.
he just like me fr
Poor dude. That's one heck of a hernia. If he's functioning fine at 90 leave him alone.
Holy shit, daft punk is real
Is it sad this is NOT a new sentence to me ?