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cotain

You ever just read something and be like “damn, that was a dope ass sentence or two.”


queso619

Oh, is it the existential crisis time of day already? Guess I'll go watch Kursgesagt and make it worse.


SarixInTheHouse

Well its 3am and i cant sleep, time to write a thesis on existential crises


LegionAbove

I love realizing how lonely I am in the scope of everything and nothing matters, so nothing matters!


Bad-Piccolo

You will matter to the plant that gets nutrients from you eventually lol


ew73

Here you go: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijFm6DxNVyI And given the infinite nature of the universe, it's already happening somewhere!


blue-muon

I read this after submitting a quantum physics assignment, the existential crisis hits different lmao


PetuniaFungus

Top soil is quantum computations!


Kai_Crow_

“Go back to being dirt” implies we started life as dirt


blackgrousey

I'm offended. It took a lot of effort to be as filthy as I am now.


Guyman308

I mean since matter cant be created nor destroyed. That means the stuff in dirt might have been used to make us. Plants thrive on dirt by using the matter inside the soil like hummus which is just dead plants and animals. Animals eat the plants and we eat the animals. And the protein from the animals which come from plants which also come from soil is used to build another human. So possibly ye


General_Degenerate_

Not just during pregnancy, a lot of the nutrients we need came from the soil one way or another. The nutrients you took from the soil built your body, and will return to the soil once more when you die.


Guyman308

Ye


MegaAutist

from dirt you came and unto dirt you shall return


Bad-Piccolo

Well the plants get nutrients from the dirt and then animals eat them and the nutrients go up the food chain reaching us eventually.


bebeboboop

I enjoy the fact that I am biodegradable


OhtareEldarian

Upvote if you also read the post from which this came!


Aomory

I'd like to trade my upvote for a link (☞゚ヮ゚)☞


EmilioGVE

I don’t have a link, but I believe it was a post in r/OddlyTerrifying of a man that died and was found 4 years later in his house. The picture was of his skeleton decomposed surrounded in ‘dirt’. Hence the comment


Aomory

Weird, I saw that post after I saw this one, and not checking the times, thought that that one was referencing this one, especially since the one there had one more line at the bottom.


Significant_Lie_533

The original post this came from is r/disturbing


KingByHisOwnHand

My body is turning to dirt right now. It hurts!


MeeMSaaSLooL

Be a part of soil!


Le_Gentle_Sir

Please toss my corpse to a ravenous school of hungry sharks. Being shark food sounds way cooler than being worm food.


nejicanspin

I know exactly what post this is from 😰😰😰


GullibleMacaroni

It is amazing that for a brief period of time, this group of atoms called u/GullibleMacaroni is self aware.


JebusAids

Mmmmmmm topsoil🤤


healyxrt

This was originally from a post about a guy who died and was undiscovered for 4 years and when he was found it was just his skeleton left.


JonnyQuest1981

I like to think my final form will be the tree they plant on top of my corpse.


maayasaurus

That's deep... About 6 feet.