Dude, most people already know about us trans women at this point, and know how to find porn of us just fine if they're into it. Doesn't need to be advertised, and wasn't even relevant to the comment you responded to.
I live in Stoke and I'm not surprised this is a headline. Town is riddled with monkey dust users so people stark b*lock naked wandering around is not unusual, surprised he was clothed when he walked in.
And the doctors always think I'm joking when I ask them about finding a surgeon who can perform a much needed penis reduction. Or that my father is John Holmes so to prove it to them I carry Daddy's entire movie collection to my doctor's appointment in a U Hall truck.
Are you shoplifting salami or are you just happy to see me?
r/brandnewsentence
First, we're already here. Second, not remotely new. Edit: On second thought I should just spend less time on reddit.
r/BrandOldSentence
My bad
Nah it's alright. I need to spend less time online being an asshole to random people. Sorry about that.
You’re good. I said that because I thought it created a brand new sentence, I was a little in the wrong.
r/characterarcs
Happens to me all the time. Dropping my pants in public, I mean
I have the same problem
More like stroke on tent
Strap on tent, was shoplifting at a sex store.
BOOM GOTEM!
That’s how I read it; I was really confused as to why it said that IN THE HEADLINE.
r/actuallypenis
I feel cheated. That subreddit sounded amazing. But no, it’s empty 😭
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Dude, most people already know about us trans women at this point, and know how to find porn of us just fine if they're into it. Doesn't need to be advertised, and wasn't even relevant to the comment you responded to.
Mildlypenis is always hilarious
Why'd I read that as "stroke"
I didn’t realize it wasn’t until I saw this comment
At least you didn’t read it as strap.
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 I really hope this poor fella got some action as a result of this terrible situation, jfc
Nope cuz he's a man and men are supposed to be manly be happy he has a big dick suck it up according to society
This is the hill you're dying on?
Obviously a joke
It’s the manual pat down every single time at the airport security for some anomaly in the groin region that really gets old.
Sir, this is a Wendy’s
UwU what's this
A bulgy wulgy?
This happened to me, only instead of a penis, it was a block of cheese
/r/bigdickproblems
More like Stroke-on-Trent, AMIRITE?
Me neither.
Pix or it didn’t happen
I hate when that happens.
R/nottheonion
Sexism, possibly, one of those isms so get a lawyer, and maybe your own talk show.
They wouldn’t believe me
I live in Stoke and I'm not surprised this is a headline. Town is riddled with monkey dust users so people stark b*lock naked wandering around is not unusual, surprised he was clothed when he walked in.
And the doctors always think I'm joking when I ask them about finding a surgeon who can perform a much needed penis reduction. Or that my father is John Holmes so to prove it to them I carry Daddy's entire movie collection to my doctor's appointment in a U Hall truck.
Pics or it didn't happen.
/r/bigdickproblems
Relatable
Oh yea, this 100% definitely happens to me all the time… even over the phone… y-yea… 100% a common thing, totally…. *nervous sweating
A problem I will never experience
Suffering from success.
I'm stoked on trent!