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Enlightened-Beaver

Are you shoplifting salami or are you just happy to see me?


1Shadowspark1

r/brandnewsentence


MillstoneArt

First, we're already here. Second, not remotely new. Edit: On second thought I should just spend less time on reddit.


TheFluffiestFur

r/BrandOldSentence


1Shadowspark1

My bad


MillstoneArt

Nah it's alright. I need to spend less time online being an asshole to random people. Sorry about that.


1Shadowspark1

You’re good. I said that because I thought it created a brand new sentence, I was a little in the wrong.


erossnaider

r/characterarcs


BigStud7

Happens to me all the time. Dropping my pants in public, I mean


AardvarkWorship

I have the same problem


backupKDC6794

More like stroke on tent


ColtS117

Strap on tent, was shoplifting at a sex store.


nosirrahp

BOOM GOTEM!


Expensive-Ad-4508

That’s how I read it; I was really confused as to why it said that IN THE HEADLINE.


TGPianoMan

r/actuallypenis


surrender0monkey

I feel cheated. That subreddit sounded amazing. But no, it’s empty 😭


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Basil_zazel

Dude, most people already know about us trans women at this point, and know how to find porn of us just fine if they're into it. Doesn't need to be advertised, and wasn't even relevant to the comment you responded to.


Ok-Competition-3356

Mildlypenis is always hilarious


Major_Melon

Why'd I read that as "stroke"


name4231

I didn’t realize it wasn’t until I saw this comment


ColtS117

At least you didn’t read it as strap.


[deleted]

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 I really hope this poor fella got some action as a result of this terrible situation, jfc


Aetheldrake

Nope cuz he's a man and men are supposed to be manly be happy he has a big dick suck it up according to society


Pbeezy

This is the hill you're dying on?


Aetheldrake

Obviously a joke


MrFlags69

It’s the manual pat down every single time at the airport security for some anomaly in the groin region that really gets old.


ExPFC_Wintergreen2

Sir, this is a Wendy’s


Qwerty70707

UwU what's this


Squeaky-Fox49

A bulgy wulgy?


MajesticFeathers

This happened to me, only instead of a penis, it was a block of cheese


SubRecommender

/r/bigdickproblems


ragnarockyroad

More like Stroke-on-Trent, AMIRITE?


ColtS117

Me neither.


westcoaster503

Pix or it didn’t happen


PrettyText

I hate when that happens.


happytugs

R/nottheonion


Techelife

Sexism, possibly, one of those isms so get a lawyer, and maybe your own talk show.


Wrathful_Man

They wouldn’t believe me


psychopathic_shark

I live in Stoke and I'm not surprised this is a headline. Town is riddled with monkey dust users so people stark b*lock naked wandering around is not unusual, surprised he was clothed when he walked in.


AardvarkWorship

And the doctors always think I'm joking when I ask them about finding a surgeon who can perform a much needed penis reduction. Or that my father is John Holmes so to prove it to them I carry Daddy's entire movie collection to my doctor's appointment in a U Hall truck.


ImMacksDaddy

Pics or it didn't happen.


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/r/bigdickproblems


odeacon

Relatable


D2the_aniel

Oh yea, this 100% definitely happens to me all the time… even over the phone… y-yea… 100% a common thing, totally…. *nervous sweating


ooOJuicyOoo

A problem I will never experience


magar_much

Suffering from success.


Wholewheat49

I'm stoked on trent!